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Exclusive: Barack Obama's High School Drug Dealer Claims Young Barry Stole His Bong, Still Owes Him for a Dime Bag
Post Date: 2012-05-25 19:37:50 by Hondo68
President Obama's high school years were, by his own admission, a hazy, drug-induced blur. Obama, by all accounts, was a habitual drug user in high school. He tried cocaine, he admits in Dreams From My Father; he tried drugs enthusiastically. The Chicago Tribune reported back in 2007 that Obama thanked the Choom Gang in his high school yearbook; chooming was Hawaiian slang for smoking pot. The Honolulu Advertiser reported that Obamas senior portrait prominently displayed
A package of Zig-Zag rolling papers and a matchbook. One of Obamas close friends was arrested for drug possession during high school... In ...
(Idiot of the Day) Biden Blames Tea Party for Economy
Post Date: 2012-05-25 16:03:27 by CZ82
Biden Blames Tea Party for Economy Written on Thursday, May 24, 2012 by Ann-Marie Murrell Apparently Joe Biden has forgotten that the Obama administration held both the House and Senate their first two years in office. During those two years, they basically controlled the worldand they could have forced through gay marriage, could have passed a budget and any other whim or agenda they chose. They chose nothing. Other than Obamacare, they waited until after the Tea Party took control of the House in 2010 to try to do anything. And as usual, the vice president is blaming the Tea Party for all the problems in America. At a fundraiser in New Hampshire, Biden played the usual Obama ...
You Might Be A Liberal If…
Post Date: 2012-05-24 20:17:41 by CZ82
You Might Be A Liberal If
Written on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 by Tad Cronn As the election season gets well under way and the political claims, exaggerations and outright lies start to fly fast and furious as a Mexican drug dealer crossing the border with a trunk full of U.S.-made weaponry, it can be helpful to sort out some of the issues and determine if you land on the liberal side of the fence. So with respect to Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a liberal if: Electric car drivers are big news in your town, but possible fraud and ineligibility on the part of the president of the United States is a non-story. You think corporate CEOs just sit back and siphon money from everybody ...
Ultra-Conservative Heartland Institute Faces Financial Crisis After Ill-Advised Billboard Campaign
Post Date: 2012-05-24 12:28:02 by Brian S
The ultra-conservative Heartland Institute admitted it was in financial crisis on Wednesday, with the flight of corporate donors making it difficult to pay staff or cover the costs of its annual conference aimed at debunking climate science. In a speech at the close of this years climate conference, Heartlands president, Joseph Bast, acknowledged that a provocative ad campaign comparing believers in human-made climate change to psychopaths had exacted a heavy cost. However, Bast also attributed Heartlands current problems to his weakness in financial management. These conferences are expensive, and Im not a good fundraiser so as a result I dont raise ...
Powell Calls Out Hannity Over Obsession With Bill Ayers And Rev. Wright
Post Date: 2012-05-23 16:16:48 by Brian S
Retired Gen. Colin Powell is encouraging Fox News host Sean Hannity to give up his obsession about President Barack Obamas former relationships with Bill Ayers and Rev. Jeremiah Wright. I find him one of the most divisive figures in that Ive witnessed in politics today, Hannity told Powell during an interview on Tuesday. [T]hats a term thats being used rather freely, Powell noted. I dont think hes that divisive an issue.
What could have been more divisive than, when President Obama was inaugurated, for a number of Republicans, friends of mine, and a number of commentators to say, Were going to ...
Study: The Most Conservative Republicans Express Lowest Levels Of Speech Complexity
Post Date: 2012-05-21 19:41:11 by Brian S
The most conservative Republicans in Congress tend to speak at the lowest grade level, according to an analysis by the Sunlight Foundation. The analysis found that the more conservative a Republican was, the lower his or her speech level tended to be. But same is also partially true for lawmakers on the opposite side of the political spectrum. More progressive Democrats in Congress also tend to speak at a lower grade level. However, the decline in speech complexity is less pronounced for Democrats than it is for Republicans. The overall complexity of speech in the Congressional Record has dropped almost a full grade level since 2005, Lee Drutman of the Sunlight Foundation ...
Karzai Bans Congressman From Afghanistan Until He "Shows Respect"
Post Date: 2012-05-21 19:33:10 by Brian S
A House Republican who has been an outspoken critic of Afghanistan's central government has been banned from entering the country, Afghan president Hamid Karzai said Monday. Appearing on CNN's The Situation Room, Karzai was asked if he would allow Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.), chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Oversight and Investigations subcommittee, into Afghanistan if the lawmaker requested. "Definitely not . . . until he changes his stand, shows respect to the Afghan people, to our way of life and to our constitution," Karzai replied. "It's is a matter of principle." Rohrabacher was denied entry into the country in April when he attempted to ...
A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook’s IPO
Post Date: 2012-05-18 19:32:39 by Capitalist Eric
Dear Potential Investor: For years, youve wasted your time on Facebook. Now heres your chance to waste your money on it, too. Tomorrow is Facebooks IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000s? For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and werent based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep. Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know. Third, every time someone clicks ...
Rush Limbaugh Inducted Into Hall Of Famous Missourians During ‘Secretive Ceremony’
Post Date: 2012-05-14 20:16:05 by Brian S
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh was inducted into the Hall of Famous Missourians on Monday in the state Capitol. The Associated Press described the induction as a secretive ceremony. The event was closed to the public and only certain guests, including more than 100 Republican lawmakers, were allowed to attend. Police stood guard outdoors to prevent uninvited guests from entering. During his induction, Limbaugh repeatedly talked about his family. He described how his father had tried to pressure him into attending college. But Limbaugh had refused his advice and instead sought a career in radio. [My father] felt like a totally failure, he didnt understand ...
Anger Over Newsweek 'First Gay President' Cover
Post Date: 2012-05-13 20:27:04 by whyofcourse
Anger Over Newsweek 'First Gay President' Cover Newsweek featured Barack Obama on the cover with a rainbow halo over his head with the title: "First Gay President." And now the DUmmies are angry because of the effect that cover will have on the election this year. I don't think Tina Brown was doing The One any favors when she chose that Newsweek cover. My thought is that the Newsweek folks and many other media liberals live in an insulated bubble which prevents them from seeing the damage that cover can do to the Bamster. However, many DUmmies are worried about this as well as ANGRY at Newsweek as you can see in this THREAD, "WOW, Newsweek Cover: "The ...
One Million Recall Signatures and Only 650k Votes?
Post Date: 2012-05-12 08:57:53 by CZ82
One Million Recall Signatures and Only 650k Votes? by Rebel Pundit The numbers dont lie, do they? That all depends, I guess, on which numbers you mean. After a year of protesting and fighting to recall Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, an interesting number peered its way into the public yesterdaythe primary vote tally. The total number of votes cast in the Democratic Party primary for Governor was only 650,725. Why is this number so interesting? Well, because we have all heard for months now how many furious Wisconsinites there are in the dairy state. And, of course, how they accounted for over one million signatures to recall Governor Walker. Over one million! Thats ...
Bubba Blockbuster: "O’s an ‘amateur" (Laugh of the Day)
Post Date: 2012-05-12 08:37:14 by CZ82
Bill blockbuster: Os an amateur By CARL CAMPANILE, 11:34 AM, May 11, 2012 Bill Clinton thought so little of President Obama mocking him as an amateur that he pressed his wife last summer to quit her job as secretary of state and challenge him in the primaries, a new book claims, The country needs you! the former president told Hillary Clinton, urging her to run this year, according to accounts of the conversation included in Edward Kleins new biography of Obama. The title of Kleins explosive, unauthorized bio of Obama, The Amateur (Regnery Publishing), was taken directly from Bill Clintons bombshell ...
Obama: I’m the Real Small-Government President, Not Reagan (Laugh of the Day)
Post Date: 2012-05-11 07:06:04 by CZ82
Obama: Im the Real Small-Government President, Not Reagan President Obama tried to make the argument today that hes the real small-government leader, not Reagan and other Republicans. After there was a recession under Ronald Reagan, government employment went way up, Obama said at a college in Albany, N.Y. It went up after the recessions under the first George Bush and the second George Bush. So each time there was a recession with a Republican president, compensated we compensated by making sure that government didnt see a drastic reduction in employment. The only time government employment has gone down during a recession has been ...
Wasteful Spending Spin vs Fact (Laugh of the Day)
Post Date: 2012-05-10 18:17:36 by CZ82
Wasteful Spending Spin vs Fact Recently Obama for America Deputy Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter posted a video to Attack Watch responding to the new Americans for Prosperity ad, Wasteful Spending. This video is a desperate campaign tactic trying to divert and deflect from the truth: President Obama wasted billions in taxpayer dollars on green energy boondoggles in foreign countries. This attempted rebuttal is really just a series of half-truths and outright lies in which Ms. Cutter equivocates and obfuscates Obamas record. This video was doomed to fail by relying heavily on Washington Post fact checker Glenn Kessler, who wrote a piece that ...
Return of Son of Underwear Bomber: The Terrible, Horrible Truth
Post Date: 2012-05-09 13:51:13 by Capitalist Eric
G.W. Bush models earlier version of exploding codpiece, designed to destroy US secrets in the event of penetration of the presidential underwear by enemy agents. The same basic design, greatly enlarged and with minor modifications, was used in the recent "Underwear Bomber II" attack. The Guardian has revealed that Underwear Bomber II, who was about to blow up a passenger jet with an undetectable explosive codpiece when he was somehow detected, was actually a CIA agent. Based on a number of interviews with those involved (zero is a number, right?) and my expertise as a Ph.D. Arabist and terror expert, I can tell you pretty much what happened. Underwear Bomber II - let's call ...
Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage
Post Date: 2012-05-09 13:44:43 by calcon
WASHINGTONPresident Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on the issue both "cowardly" and "an example of failed leadership." Speaking to reporters from the White House East Room, Obama said that he has had enough of the president's endless hedging on same-sex marriage and that, as president of the United States, he can't just sit back and take a passive position on what he called the "most important civil rights issue of our time." "President Obama's inability to simply state whether he's for or against gay marriage is ...
Romney: ‘I’ll Take A Lot Of Credit’ For Saving The Auto Industry
Post Date: 2012-05-08 11:28:31 by Brian S
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney on Monday gave himself kudos for the U.S. auto industrys recovery because he had called to let car companies go bankrupt. I pushed the idea of a managed bankruptcy, the candidate told Clevelands WEWS-TV. And finally, when that was done, and help was given, the companies got back on their feet. So Ill take a lot of credit for the fact that this industrys come back, he added. In a 2008 New York Times op-ed titled Let Detroit Go Bankrupt, Romney warned that if a bailout was provided to the auto industry then its demise will be virtually guaranteed. But ...
MATH QUIZ: Reveals your favorite movie!!
Post Date: 2012-05-05 10:50:25 by CZ82
MATH QUIZ: Reveals your favorite movie!! I am very good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER! DO NOT cheat and scroll down to the movies. Do YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is (at least most of you will be, idiots won't)... 1. Pick a number from 1-9. 2. Multiply that number by 3. 3. Add 3. 4. Multiply by 3 again. 5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite ...
Octomom To Produce Self-Pleasure Porn; The Apocalypse Is Coming
Post Date: 2012-05-01 10:18:44 by calcon
I've been trying to discount this entire 2012 apocalypse prophecy, but it's becoming increasingly harder with news headlines like our friends at TMZ just shot me, Octomom Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video. Yep, Octomom is making a porn. This despite her pledge never to do so no matter how tough times got. However, when you think about it, maybe if she would've stirred her corn soup solo in the first place she wouldn't be bankrupt Octomom with the dirty filthy house, she'd just be crazy single lady Nadya Suleman with the dirty filthy house. Nut job woman finds doctor to implant her with eight babies then makes masturbation porno to feed her offspring. Oh yes, the meteor ...
Dog, Interrupted: Obama To Host Culinary Adventure Show
Post Date: 2012-04-30 18:20:29 by Capitalist Eric
Besides the presidential hat, Barack Obama wears many others: TV personality, best-selling author, inspirational speaker. And now he is the host on the new Travel Channel food series Dog, Interrupted, which focuses on eating dog and other food that defies hypocritical values of bigoted Western civilization. As he continues to explore every corner of the globe looking to deconstruct the American paradigm, Obama encounters the weird, wild and downright outrageous dog recipes that help define the wonderfully post-modern, post-civilization landscape. But eating dog is only the first glimpse of multicultural nutrition in faraway lands. Diving headfirst into life's diverse, post-American ...
Texas Judge Foils Perry’s Plot To Kill Planned Parenthood
Post Date: 2012-04-30 16:02:49 by Brian S
Texas Governor Rick Perry (R) was rebuked by a federal court on Monday for his decision to withdraw all Medicare funds from the Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA), in a move that triggered a showdown with the federal government amid an election season already fraught with gender politics. The ruling, issued by Judge Lee Yeakel in Austin, will preserve Medicaid Womens Health Program funding for PPFA clinics across the state, ensuring over 130,000 lower income women will continue to receive reproductive health care services. While Yeakels ruling is only a temporary injunction, it prevents Texas from shutting off the funds in the near term until the full trial can ...
Auto Bailout Was Mitt Romney's Idea
Post Date: 2012-04-28 18:43:14 by Brian S
Top Mitt Romney adviser Eric Fehrnstrom vowed that President Obama's auto bailout was the GOP presidential hopeful's idea. Fehrnstrom claimed Obama followed Romney's course to help the auto industry during an appearance at a Saturday roundtable discussion hosted by the The Washington Post. His position on the bailout was exactly what President Obama followed, Fehrnstrom said. "He said, 'If you want to save the auto industry, just don't write them a check. That will seal their doom. What they need to do is go through a managed bankruptcy process.'" "The only economic success that President Obama has had is because he followed Mitt ...
Nugent Says He's Insulted By Concert Cancellation [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2012-04-28 13:58:30 by Brian S
(04-27) 21:35 PDT LOS ANGELES, (AP) -- Ted Nugent said he was insulted by the cancellation of his planned concert at an Army post over his comments about President Barack Obama. Commanders at the Fort Knox, Ky., post nixed Nugent's segment of a June concert after the rocker and conservative activist said at a recent National Rifle Association meeting that he would be "dead or in jail by this time next year" if Obama is re-elected. Nugent told The Associated Press this week that his words were not intended as a threat against the president. "To think that there's a bureaucrat in the United States Army that would consider the use or abuse of First Amendment rights ...
The RINO GOP be damned!! FR will live to fight another day!! [FReepathon thread XIV]
Post Date: 2012-04-25 12:39:32 by calcon
Howdy everyone!! Looks like a man who has no conservative accomplishments whatsoever (actually, no REPUBLICAN accomplishments whatsoever) is going to get the GOP nomination. A man whose record virtually matches Obama's in every respect, right down to his very own government mandated socialist compulsory health insurance program. What were they thinking? It's going to be an interesting election season, but then we live in interesting times. To the RINO GOP: I'm not going to campaign for this phony empty suit. Not going to cheerlead for a man with an abortionist, homosexualist, statist record. Cannot possibly vote for him. But y'all gotta do what y'all gotta do. ...
Dana Rohrabacher, California Rep., Barred From Entering Afghanistan By Hamid Karzai
Post Date: 2012-04-23 12:50:02 by Brian S
WASHINGTON -- Afghan President Hamid Karzai may not be able to silence his critics in Washington, but he can stop them from entering his country. On Friday, Karzai barred Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) from traveling to Afghanistan with his fellow congressmen. Rohrabacher, a longtime critic of Karzai, called the move a "pretty desperate" attempt to prevent his views from being aired in front of the Afghan people. "The nature of his own regime is corrupt and he doesn't want anyone to be able to say it," Rohrabacher told The Huffington Post from Qatar, where he was awaiting a flight back to the United States on Monday. Rohrabacher was ...
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