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'Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,' New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
Post Date: 2012-08-09 18:25:22 by calcon
CHICAGOWith campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey. Titled He Did It, the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the childs murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents basement. President Obama appears at the end of the advertisement to approve the message. I think this is a fair ad, and I ...
Disappointment After Executed Texas Man With IQ Of 61 Is Not George W Bush
Post Date: 2012-08-09 12:42:59 by Brian S
After a man with an IQ of 61 was executed by lethal injection, initial hopes have been dashed after it was revealed that it wasnt former US President George W Bush. News that a mentally impaired Texas man was facing the death penalty for murder had raised expectations that the former Governor of Texas could finally be facing justice, but celebrations were tempered when it was revealed that it was a 54 year-old man called Marvin Wilson. When I heard that the defendants language and maths skills had never progressed beyond an elementary school level, I began to get excited, revealed one disappointed justice enthusiast. When it was revealed that he was unable to ...
Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
READ MORE: ON 'CHICK-FIL-A APPRECIATION DAY,' SUPPORTERS CROWD THE CHAIN'S LOCATIONS ...
Perfect House for Ferret Mike
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:37:19 by A K A Stone
Kiss Mor Chiks: Gay Rights Activists Protest Chick-Fil-A With ‘Kiss In’
Post Date: 2012-08-03 10:52:00 by Brian S
Chick-fil-A remains at the center of a culture war with marriage equality supporters planning to converge onto the fast-food restaurants Friday and kiss fellow demonstrators. The event comes two days after supporters of the chains president Dan Cathys stance on gay marriage attracted thousands, many of them conservative Christians, to restaurants, resulting in record-setting sales. Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee issued the call to action at the companys more than 1,600 locations. In a statement, Chick-fil-A executive vice president of marketing Steve Robinson said: We are very grateful and humbled by the incredible turnout of loyal Chick-fil-A ...
Harry Reid: Bain Investor Told Me That Mitt Romney 'Didn't Pay Any Taxes For 10 Years'
Post Date: 2012-07-31 23:06:27 by Brian S
WASHINGTON -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has what he says is an informed explanation for why Mitt Romney refuses to release additional tax returns. According a Bain investor, Reid charged, Romney didn't pay any taxes for 10 years. In a wide-ranging interview with The Huffington Post from his office on Capitol Hill, Reid saved some of his toughest words for the presumptive Republican presidential nominee. Romney couldn't make it through a Senate confirmation process as a mere Cabinet nominee, the majority leader insisted, owing to the opaqueness of his personal finances. "His poor father must be so embarrassed about his son," Reid said, in reference to ...
Post Date: 2012-07-31 16:13:49 by Brian S
By Kathy Malloy "In his speech, Romney sounded almost Biblical when he said that he recognized the 'power' of 'a few other things' besides just culture in Israel's accomplishments, adding that he also saw the 'hand of providence in selecting this place.":::::::: Are all Republican politicians ignorant, or is it only the sons of more successful GOP-politicos who fail miserably when it comes to discussing the issues? Dubya the Decider was a dialogue disaster, both in his domestic speeches and foreign policy statements. But he may have met his malapropism match in Mittens. Elder Romney successfully pissed off most of the British Isles with his vocal, ...
Researchers Trace Obama’s Family Back To First U.S. Slave
Post Date: 2012-07-31 11:57:37 by Brian S
Researchers at Ancestry.com say President Barack Obama is the 11th great-grandson of the first African man to be declared a slave in America, according to CBS News. The findings were released Monday after researchers spent two years tracing the family tree of Obamas late mother, Ann Dunham, who was born Stanley Ann Dunham in Kansas in 1942. Dunhams roots can be traced to a family, the Bunches, descended from a Virginia slave named John Punch. Dunham died in 1995. Obamas father, Barack Hussein Obama, was born in Kenya. In 1640, Punch, who had escaped to Virginia from Maryland, was caught and sentenced to a lifetime of servitude. Researchers say the discrepancy in names is ...
The Bank Robbery
Post Date: 2012-07-30 18:36:05 by sneakypete
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The Robber yelled, Well, did anyone else see my face? There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said, ...
Slow Growth Leaves Room for Obama to Win Re-Election
Post Date: 2012-07-27 11:40:26 by Brian S
The slow growth reported for the second quarter is enough to allow President Barack Obama an edge in his re-election bid, according to a forecasting model based on the economy and polling data. The U.S. economy grew at a 1.5 percent annual rate from April through June, in line with forecasts and slowing from a revised 2.0 percent rate during the first three months of the year, the Commerce Department reported today. It puts Obama just barely above the break-even point, said Alan Abramowitz, a political science professor at Emory University in Atlanta and developer of the forecasting model. Mainly it tells me were heading to a very close election and Obama is a ...
"Mitt The Twit": Uk Morning Papers Blast Romney Visit
Post Date: 2012-07-27 11:37:09 by Brian S
The DNC has a video summarizing the US and British coverage, then screen caps of 23 newspaper headlines in the UK:And here's video of the mayor of London dissing Romney:
Officials work to identify 'goat man' seen trailing herd in Utah mountains
Post Date: 2012-07-23 20:31:55 by calcon
Utah authorities are working to identify a man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah. The photographer who snapped blurry photos of the individual, dubbed "goat man," told Fox affiliate KSTU-TV that he spotted the man Sunday as he was descending Ben Lomond peak, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City. "He was clumsy, working his way down the cliff trying to catch up with the rest of the herd," photographer Coty Creighton told the station. "With the binoculars, I could clearly see it was a guy dressed up in a homemade goat suit." Creighton said the man appeared to be wearing heavy gloves so he could crawl ...
George W. Bush Will Not Attend Republican National Convention
Post Date: 2012-07-21 12:06:20 by Brian S
According to Politico, former president George W. Bush will not be attending the Republican National Convention in Tampa next month. President Bush was grateful for the invitation to the Republican National Convention, Bush spokesman Freddy Ford wrote to the website. He supports Governor Romney and wants him to succeed. President Bush is confident that Mitt Romney will be a great President. But hes still enjoying his time off the political stage and respectfully declined the invitation to go to Tampa. Politico notes that Bushs decision saves the Romney campaign from having to face the delicate question of whether to invite the unpopular ...
THE REAL EXPERTS ON OBAMA/ROMNEY CARE SPEAK OUT
Post Date: 2012-07-20 14:50:13 by rowdee
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be ...
Go Stand in the Corner, Yuktard
Post Date: 2012-07-19 19:35:21 by calcon
#36. To: yukon - TIMEOUT -- 2 weeks (#31) I am trying to read this article, and I've found that your insistance on bashing someone after being politely and repeatedly asked to stop, is destructive to the thread. You cannot ALWAYS be right. You cannot ALWAYS attack someone who has not attacked you on a thread. On THIS thread you have become disruptive. And NO ONE was bothering you at all. Thus, you now have a 2 week timeout. Please take the time to review your actions, and your agression. It seems to have spiked and gotten out of control recently. I don't want to make your timeout permanent, but if you return and conduct yourself in the same agressive manner, I will consider ...
It's been brought to my attention ...
Post Date: 2012-07-19 16:29:49 by BorisY
It's been brought to my attention by a young lady ... her pet peeve is --- the whole world is saying the letter oh to the # 0 ! Please stop !
Poster Comment: I hope matt drudge will do something about this !
Bush Recalls ‘Awesome’ Presidency: ‘I Was Famous And Powerful’
Post Date: 2012-07-18 12:14:13 by Brian S
In a recent interview, George W. Bush fondly recalled his eight-year presidency as awesome, but said he wasnt eager to get back into public life. I really dont want to be in the public eye anymore, the former president told the Hoover Institutes Peter Robinson in an interview posted to YouTube on Tuesday. Look, eight years was awesome, Bush explained. You know, I was famous and I was powerful, but I have no desire for fame and power anymore. I dont want to undermine our president whoever is president, he added. And a former president can do that. And I think its bad for the presidency ...
Study: People Who Are Constantly Online Can Develop Mental Disorders
Post Date: 2012-07-17 22:25:09 by calcon
CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte) Get off that computer. A new study finds that constantly being online can affect your mental health. Researchers at the University of Gothenburg recently studied more than 4,100 Swedish men and women between the ages of 20 and 24 for a year and found that a majority of them who constantly use a computer and mobile phones can develop stress, sleeping disorders and depression. Sara Thomee, lead author of the study, said there was a central link between computers and mental disorders. High quantitative use was a central link between computer use and stress, sleep disturbances, and depression, described by the young adults, Thomee said ...
Limbaugh: Batman Villain ‘Bane’ Could Be Conspiracy To Defeat Romney
Post Date: 2012-07-17 17:51:18 by Brian S
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh on Tuesday suggested that Hollywood liberals have been plotting for years to release the third and final Batman movie before the election in 2012 with a villain whos name sounds like GOP hopeful Mitt Romneys former company, Bain Capital. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Limbaugh asked his listeners. Bane. The villain in The Dark Knight Rises is named Bane. B-A-N-E. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran and around which there is now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time, the release date has been known ...
Post Date: 2012-07-17 07:21:51 by CZ82
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey. Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, ...
THE DAILY CHUCKLE: ADL Says Pro-Life 'Wailing Wall' Planned for Witchita, Kan. Would Pervert Meaning of Judaism's Holiest Site
Post Date: 2012-07-16 17:10:49 by Brian S
New York, NY, July 16, 2012
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) today said an effort led by two pastors to build an international pro-life "memorial" in Wichita, Kansas -- encompassing what is being described as an exact replica of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem is "an outrageous affront to the Jewish people" and a perversion of Judaism's holiest site. Wichita-based Pastors Rob Rotola of the Word of Life Church and Mark Holick of the Spirit One Christian Ministry are heading a group that has announced plans for construction of an "International Pro-Life Memorial & National Life Center" in Wichita, describing it as "a place of repentance, ...
Top 12 Stupid Reasons to Vote for a Democrat
Post Date: 2012-07-15 15:59:03 by CZ82
Top 12 Stupid Reasons to Vote for a Democrat Gary DeMar When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, give them this list. 1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnt. 2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 4. I voted for a Democrat because Im way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me ...
Photos Of Romney And Cheney Together Forbidden At Wyoming Fundraiser
Post Date: 2012-07-14 15:03:48 by Brian S
Former Vice President Dick Cheney remains so unpopular with the American people that photographers at a Thursday night fundraiser for presumptive Republican nominee Gov. Mitt Romney (R-MA) were ordered not to photograph the two men together, according to Think Progress. Romney supporters and handlers fear that photos of the candidate with Cheney or former President George W. Bush could damage the former governors chances against President Barack Obama in November. The LA Times said, The legacy of Bushs administration the Iraq war, the increase in the federal debt burden and the nations spiral into recession at the end of 2008 cast a long shadow over ...
Jimmy Kimmel Presents Crying ‘Boehner Baby’ Doll
Post Date: 2012-07-13 16:59:58 by Brian S
On Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday, host Jimmy Kimmel paid tribute to our Speaker of the House, the most powerful Republican in the country, Congressman John Boehner (R-OH). Recently, at a reception honoring Italian artist Constantino Brumidi, Boehner welled up with tears, as he frequently does. Kimmel pointed out that, in case you havent noticed, John Boehner cries a lot. Like, a whole lot. He cries giving speeches, he cries at his own election night vote-watching parties, he cries during puff-piece, soft focus 60 Minutes interviews. This guy, hes super tan, he cries, he smokes and drinks. He should be Speaker of the Jersey Shore ...
Libs Say the Darndest Things
Post Date: 2012-07-13 13:04:14 by SJN
In my never-ending effort to understand the liberal mind, I'm beginning to scribble down nutty sayings from the liberals I happen to run into. I call it Libs say the darnedest things. This idea started for me a couple of weeks ago, when a lefty cat-lady (a big demographic) told me with a hypnotic stare, "There are no facts." Wow. Floored in one. I was left gaga. Couldn't figure out what to say that would get through her concrete space helmet. So I staggered off and had a drink. This one has gone viral in the lefto-psychosphere. You get 2,560,000 google hits for "There are no facts." Such little mindworms tell us about our age of ignorance and superstition. ...
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