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Cartoons for the Age of Wokeness: Social Justice Warriors
Post Date: 2020-07-11 22:43:31 by Deckard
Old-fashioned cartoons are problematic. For example, Looney Tunes used to feature firearms in the hands of law-abiding citizens like Elmer Fudd, an obvious thought crime. Rather than try to shoehorn the old cartoons into the current political orthodoxy like HBO Max, why not just delete them, as is currently done with television programs that cast police officers in a favorable light? Everything that came before right this minute is probably racist. Kids should be watching new cartoons that comply with the times, like Social Justice Warriors: On a tip from Henry B.
Â‘He Should Wear CuffsÂ’: Netizens React to Dick CheneyÂ’s Advice on Wearing Masks
Post Date: 2020-06-27 16:39:09 by Deckard
Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney started trending on Twitter after his daughter Liz Cheney uploaded a photo of him wearing a mask. Liz Cheney, who is a GOP representative from Wyoming, captioned the post with the sentence: Dick Cheney says WEAR A MASK along with the hashtag #realmenwearmasks.Dick Cheney says WEAR A MASK. #realmenwearmasks pic.twitter.com/iBfVoa7ypL Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) June 26, 2020 The Cheneys concern for the health of their compatriots backfired, however. The post received almost 13,000 comments, most of which were highly negative. First users spoke about the former vice presidents push for the invasion of ...
Breaking: Bubba Smollet Finds Burnt Cross in His Garage Stall
Post Date: 2020-06-24 22:45:17 by Deckard
What is it With Computer Interviewing?
Post Date: 2020-06-24 01:56:29 by Deckard
This grumpy Gen Xer, who grew up before computers insinuated themselves into everything even toothbrushes has a question for the younger set regarding something that happened or rather didnt the other day. Id like to get your thoughts. I got a request to do an interview but not via phone which is how Im used to doing them. It seems to me to be the best way to do them because what could be simpler than calling someone or them calling me? The phone rings, I pick it up and we converse. I like simple things over complicated things, especially when there doesnt appear to be any advantage to the complicated thing. ...
Democrats Admit They Get All Their Ideas From The Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2020-06-19 11:10:01 by IbJensen
WASHINGTON, D.C.At a press conference this morning, Democratic leaders were asked a question a lot of creatives are asked: "Where do you get your ideas?" "Oh, yeah, Babylon Bee, totally," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "We check The Babylon Bee every morning and get some great ideas for what we're going to do next week." One time, The Babylon Bee wrote an article where Ocasio-Cortez nearly strangled herself with her shoelaces. "I thought that one was really great -- it reminded me about bootstraps and shoelaces and how they contribute to a less equitable society. So I gave a fiery speech about it in Congress." John Kerry read a Babylon ...
Minneapolis Police will fine, cite looters
Post Date: 2020-05-31 23:36:00 by Deckard
After another night of rioting, Minneapolis police chief is warning protesters they will be cited and fined for violating social distancing mandates. The mayor was quoted as saying:It would be unjust to prosecute these disadvantaged youts for the rioting we are seeing - it is a direct response to years of systemic injustice. We would request that the protesters only attack symbols of "white privilege" and move the looting...er I mean taking merchandise from stores from the ghettos to the rich part of town. You know, because...reparations. We believe that by issuing social distancing citations, we can quell this minor disturbance. Several looters have praised the mayor for his ...
Bible Declares Churches Essential
Post Date: 2020-05-28 00:30:31 by Deckard
WORLDDefying numerous national, state, and local governments around the world, the Bible has continued to declare that churches are essential. A lot of people have decided that meeting together isn't really essential and that we can just do online church indefinitely. These people care about health and SCIENCE and don't want you to die. But hateful, anti-SCIENCE sources like the Scriptures continue to insist that churches are essential, even though many governments still want them closed.Among the problematic statements the Word of God has made are the following:"And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not ...
Scholars Claim Jesus Actually Told Lepers 'Stay Home, Save Lives'
Post Date: 2020-05-28 00:25:49 by Deckard
U.S.The Bible contains several accounts of Jesus dealing with lepers, but these historical narratives might not be telling us the full story, some scholars are now claiming. "Rather than healing and cleansing the lepers, it seems Jesus actually just gave them an air high five and said, 'Stay home, save lives' before moving on so as not to get infected," said Dr. Robert Belling, Dean of Doubt Formation at Yale Divinity School. "It was the smart thing to do. It's how Jesus loved His neighbor. And may we all live by His example by not ever going back to work again."One account comes from the newly discovered Gospel of Bob. According to ...
Hitler Reacts to Georgia Reopening Businesses
Post Date: 2020-05-26 23:06:13 by Deckard
Joe Biden announces “You Ain’t Black Enough” CRACKERS as fundraiser for his campaign
Post Date: 2020-05-24 20:01:22 by Deckard
Introducing You Aint Black Enough CRACKERS, part of the innovative Joe Biden re-election campaign that hopes to help Americans aspire to greatness by telling them how inferior they are. You Aint Black Enough crackers are made out of white flour, white salt, white pride and dementia, manufactured and packaged in Whitesplains, Virginia by the Joe Biden cracker family. Each of the hand-crafted crackers is emblazoned with the likeness of Joe Bidens face, grinning ear to ear as if he just finished fondling a seven-year-old girl. The crackers are toasted to a slightly off-white hue, but not too black, just as Joe Biden likes them. #YouAintBlack The ...
Post Date: 2020-05-22 03:35:56 by Deckard
The 10 Worst States in The U.S.
Post Date: 2020-05-18 08:09:08 by Deckard
Apologies to my friends who live in California
This cat doesn't want to be in the family photo
Post Date: 2020-05-11 00:07:13 by Deckard
Japanese Mayor: Men Should Do Shopping Since Women Are 'Indecisive And Take Forever'
Post Date: 2020-04-24 23:25:17 by Deckard
The mayor of Osaka, Japan is taking heat after suggesting that men should do the grocery shopping amid the coronavirus pandemic because women are indecisive and "take a long time." Residents in certain parts of the island nation have been asked to shop less frequently and only send one family member to the store for supplies in order to to minimize the spread of COVID-19, according to CNA. Osaka Mayor Ichiro Matsui told reporters on Thursday (Apr 23) that men should be entrusted with grocery runs because women "take a long time as they browse around and hesitate about this and that", Kyodo news agency reported. "Men can snap up things they are told (to buy) ...
Guardian cats say "You Shall Not Pass, Dog!"
Post Date: 2020-04-24 11:23:29 by Liberator
Always the same answer! "You Shall Not Pass, Dog!!!" Our guardian outdoor cats never let the neighbour's cute little dog enter our garden. She always gets chased off by our two fearless female cats.
Poster Comment:I am a dog person but this is one of my favorite websites and vids. Silly cartoon-dog is baiting his cat neighbors into playing. The owner has indoor cats, but also now 8 outdoors cats, all with names, distinct personalities, and individual homes. Their owner has even created some clever cat soap-opera story lines. Like this one: 'Cat Gets His Heart Broken by His Girlfriend and Takes Revenge!': (Hey -- it's much better than Tee-Bee or Netflix))
Let's Try This S*** Again (Guaranteed Amusement for Everyone)
Post Date: 2020-04-18 19:03:44 by Liberator
What we have is some funny, some inspirational sh*t, some real sh*t, some I dont know what the f*ck sh*t, and some heart warming shit!! #WWG1WGA #Qanon #DDK
Poster Comment:I didn't write the title nor above overview. But it is true. This is "a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that. You will laugh. Be inspired. Wonder what the heck is going on. May even applaud, cheer, clap and fist-pump.
The Cynical Philosopher
Post Date: 2020-04-18 10:16:20 by IbJensen
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? ♦ Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. ♦ I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. ♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. ♦ A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra ...
They drove us mad with Corona
Post Date: 2020-04-09 10:37:42 by Deckard
I went to the restroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue, then opened the bathroom door with my elbow to leave and when I returned to the table I realized
I forgot to pull up my pants!!!
*EPIC LAB BATTLE, EPIC MUSIC, EPIC VICTORY POSE!!*
Post Date: 2020-04-04 12:13:22 by Liberator
“Stayin’ Inside” – Corona Virus Bee Gees Parody
Post Date: 2020-04-02 06:26:42 by Deckard
Coronavirus - new Lays Champions League commercial (funny edit)
Post Date: 2020-03-27 06:52:45 by Deckard
Beware the Ides of March
Post Date: 2020-03-15 14:44:12 by Hank Rearden
Hell Confirmed To Be Eternal Ride On 'It's A Small World'
Post Date: 2020-03-07 10:33:43 by IbJensen
HELLMillions have converted to Christ upon the revelation that hell would simply be one endless ride on Disney's It's A Small World attraction. The ride will be completely unaltered except it will be hotter than the version at Disneyland. Those arriving in the place of eternal torment will be loaded on the boats and sent around. While they may think it's just the start of their stay in hell, the ride will actually never end, just going around and around for limitless eons. "We carefully considered the various forms of torture available to us but finally decided that the best punishment would simply be riding around and around hearing those infernal little ...
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