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EYEWITNESS' ACCOUNT DC
Biden’s party seeks to divide and destroy, not unite and heal
“If You Need All This To Protect Your Inauguration from the People, Maybe the F-ing People Didn’t F-ing Elect You!” – DC Worker Shows Video of Military Checkpoints in City (VIDEO)
How Soon Will the Social Security Trust Fund Be Depleted and How Should People Protect Their Retirement Income?
With These Figures, It's No Shock Why Republicans Got Swept by Democrats in Georgia
Domestic Terrorist?" - Leftist BLM Activist Who Stormed Capitol On Jan. 6 Arrested, Charged - John Earle Sullivan
The Republican Party Killed Itself
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Big Tech’s War on Free Speech
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ACLU warns of ‘unchecked power’ of big tech for banning Trump amid calls for investigation of Amazon, Google and Apple
Lt. Gen. Tom McInerney explained Everything TACTICAL DECEPTION, THE STING, THE DATA
POPE DISAPPEARS INTO THIN AIR.
Pelosi And Wimp Portland Mayor Wheeler Conspired And Planned To Blame The Riots On Trump...Nutty Nancy Urges Limp-Wristed Wheeler To Stick To The 'Democrat (Communist) 'Play Book' - Is Nancy's Laptop Starting To Leak?
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Photos & Videos: BLM Activist John Sullivan Who Stormed The US Capitol Says That The Secret Has Been In Contact With Him - Far-Left Activists Have Raised Suspicion That He Is A Federal Agent Provocateur
US Attorney launches federal excessive force investigation into death of Trump-supporting Air Force vet who was shot dead as rioters breached the Capitol
The white backlash has begun. Again.
Pentagon Officials Say Pelosi Asked Them To Stage A Military Coup Against President Trump
WATCH: Armed Antifa Attack Trump Supporters, Cops in San Diego
Video: A Whole Plane Of Trump Supporters Kicked Off A Flight For Singing The National Anthem - Singing the National Anthem Is Now Domestic Terrorist Behavior
Spoofs: Trump & Cruz
Post Date: 2016-04-06 07:38:14 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:I thought the Trump guy was more talented, a total ham.
Poking Some Fun At The Enemy And Other Stuff
Post Date: 2016-03-31 22:45:08 by SOSO
Poster Comment:I really like the first tune and resemble the second.
Thursday Night Music Thread
Post Date: 2016-03-31 22:42:50 by SOSO
Poster Comment:Screw the political comedy going on. Let's get a bit raunchy on our own.
Great British Public Votes For New Royal Research Ship To Be Named ‘Boaty McBoatface’
Post Date: 2016-03-21 08:38:02 by cranky
A brand new, state of the art Arctic research ship is increasingly likely to be named the RRS Boaty McBoatface, after the British government had the bright idea of putting the naming process to a public vote. To celebrate the launch of our new research ship, we have launched the #NameOurShip campaign. Currently were calling her NPRV, which isnt very catchy! So were inviting you to suggest a name for her, announced a fancy new website last week. Can you imagine one of the worlds biggest research labs travelling to the Antarctic with your suggested name proudly emblazoned on the side? touted Science Minister Jo Johnson ...
Don't Judge Too Fast
Post Date: 2016-03-15 20:11:50 by Stoner
The Promised Land
Post Date: 2016-03-15 17:43:30 by Stoner
I found this posted on another site. Pretty funny, wanted to share with everybody. Hope you all enjoy Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land". Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Defaced Bernie Sanders Yard Sign Turned Anti-Socialism Meme Goes Viral
Post Date: 2016-03-09 15:14:56 by cranky
A meme meant to demonstrate socialisms flawed philosophy is going mega viral online. The pictured posted on Robert Mcclarys Facebook page shows a Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) for president yard sign that has been cut in half with a message attached. I took half of your sign because you had one and I didnt, a note attached to the yard sign read. Im sure you understand. I took half of your sign because you had one and I didnt. Im sure you understand.Socialism a great idea until it shows up in your front yard. Posted by Robert Mcclary on Tuesday, March 8, 2016
How It's Really Done
Post Date: 2016-03-04 17:07:49 by Stoner
In the old days, you would gradually provide for your retirement by saving money, either stashing cash under the floorboards or at a bank. By the term in old days, I actually DO mean all the way back to dinosaurs, who did NOT save for their retirements (which you can easily prove for yourself by examining the fossil record), and they all died penniless. Let that be a lesson to you. Anyway, the bank at which you saved towards retirement would pay you somepiddly rate of interest that at least offset the rate of inflation, and little by little your little stash grew and grew, until one day it was a mighty oak tree, majestically spreading its strong, leafy branches to the beaconing ...
Views On Aging - Too Funny Not To Pass It On
Post Date: 2016-02-20 17:30:39 by SOSO
Poster Comment:If you are of the age you resemble these remarks.
Group Therapy Session at the Institute for the Politically Insane
Post Date: 2016-02-11 07:07:05 by CZ82
Group Therapy Session at the Institute for the Politically Insane Michael Smith | On February 10, 2016 Its Saturday morning in the sunlit day room, time for the weekly group therapy session at the Institute for the Politically Insane. Patients file in, surrounded by tough looking orderlies. After everyone but one has had their chance to share, patients become impatient, knowing whats coming, the last to speakwhom nobody wants to hear crazier even than the rest, Mike, is about to bore and irritate them. Heres what happens: Hi, Im Mike and Im running for president! Groans and guffaws ensue, with pleadings to be allowed to return to ...
Sgt Joe Biggs from InfoWars Arrested Austin TX Update: Not Arrested (+drunk girlfriend)
Post Date: 2016-02-09 14:41:31 by Hondo68
Published on Feb 8, 2016 Update: I'm ok, I DID NOT get arrested. The Cops just handcuffed me until they heard what happened with security guard https://twitter.com/Rambobiggs/status... Video taken from Sgt. Joe Biggs Periscope Channel https://www.periscope.tv/Rambobiggs) shows him and girlfriend, Merissa, arguing and scuffling with a security guard. At one point Sgt. Joe Biggs can be heard struggling to yell "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!" Austin PD arrives and detains a disoriented Biggs. The security guard claims he was assaulted while attempting to restrain the InfoWars reporter and retired Army Vet.. Reason is not yet known as to what caused the ...
Funny Vids [Rubio vs. Rubio, The Aria of Donald Trump]
Post Date: 2016-02-09 08:57:48 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:I thought the Trump vid was better because Trump's persona is a bit operatic.
Smear Here: The Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread
Post Date: 2016-02-06 17:44:34 by Rufus T Firefly
(This is from last year, but it's still valid) Welcome to the Peoples Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread, where comrades are cordially invited to smear, trash, bash, revile, excoriate, and otherwise assassinate the character of GOP Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz. We want you to have fun, and all we ask is that you do not say anything nice about him, mainly because there is nothing nice to say. Bad. Dangerous. Evil. Stupid. Liar. Bloodthirsty. Vile. Hypocrite. Villain. Scum. Monster. Traitor. Tyrant. Just totally, utterly, absolutely WRONG! I refer, of course, to Ted Cruz, who wants to steal the 2016 election. I hate Ted Cruz, and you should, too. Everyone should. ...
Welcome to the West! A FAQ For Immigrants
Post Date: 2016-01-29 08:07:05 by Tooconservative
Greetings, and welcome to the West! Were thrilled that you chose us over all the other options out there, although it kind of makes sense because everywhere else is mostly gruesome, so everyone keeps coming here. It shouldnt take long before you realize you made the right choice. We have so much to offer! How do we know? Because everyones emigrating here and not to Laos or Burkina Faso. Were betting the West is quite different from the place whence you cameotherwise youd have stayed put. We assume you want to stay, so to make your assimilation as seamless as possible, weve endeavored to answer some common questions. Why Is That Woman Walking By ...
At The Mosque
Post Date: 2016-01-06 10:16:58 by Rufus T Firefly
Twitter users skewer Oregon militia with hilarious hashtags
Post Date: 2016-01-04 17:26:16 by Willie Green
With hashtags from #YallQaeda to #VanillaISIS, Twitter users are having a ball skewering the homegrown militia that took over a federal building in Oregon Saturday. Around 150 armed protesters holed up in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Burns, rallying against the prison terms doled out to Dwight Hammond Jr. and his son Steven, who were convicted of arson after setting fires on federal land in 2001 and 2006. Proponents of the self-proclaimed militia have tweeted their support under the hashtag #OregonUnderAttack but opponents have retaliated with some hilarious hashtags of their own. Click for Full Text!
'Black quarterbacks like to run because they're used to running from the law': Dexter Manley forced to apologize after offensive remark on live TV
Post Date: 2016-01-03 07:56:24 by cranky
Dexter Manley was asked about the mobility of black quarterbacks on TVSaid they run 'because they're probably used to running from the law'Quickly apologized, saying: 'I say things I dont think about sometimes'Got into trouble before for branding quarterback Troy Aikman 'a queer'Former Washington Redskins defensive end Dexter Manley is no stranger to controversy having once been banned from radio after calling quarterback Troy Aikman a 'queer'.And now Manley has found himself in hot water for a second time after making yet more ill-judged remarks about quarterbacks.This time, while speaking on CBS station WUSA about the mobility of black ...
Burglars Just Want Tacos
Post Date: 2015-12-31 07:13:17 by Tooconservative
Behind the scenes of the Las Vegas debate
Post Date: 2015-12-29 09:02:37 by Rufus T Firefly
Exclusive from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service WOLF BLITZER Gentlemen and ladies. Thank you for coming. As you all know, this luncheon is an informal gathering to allow you all to chat, not only with each other but with your moderators for tonights debate. I will be overseeing lunch along with Dana Bash, chief political correspondent for CNN and Hugh Hewitt of our radio partner Salem National the token sort-of conservative moderator chosen specifically for his disdain of Donald Trump. Now, before we begin this informal luncheon, lets take your lunch orders. Well begin with you, Mr. Trump. What would you like for lunch today. DONALD TRUMP Well, Wolf. ...
Santa Claus has got the AIDS
Post Date: 2015-12-25 16:59:27 by no gnu taxes
Woman bit off husband's ear over a beer
Post Date: 2015-12-23 08:34:08 by Stoner
A St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer, according to a criminal complaint. A criminal complaint filed in the Stearns County District Court said Jamie Elrod, 37, of St. Cloud is facing a first-degree assault charge. According to the complaint, officers were called Friday evening to a domestic assault on Seventh Avenue South. Upon arrival, officers met with Elrod and her husband. Officers noted in the criminal complaint that the husband was missing part of his right ear. During a search of the apartment, officers found blood as well as a part of victim's ear on the floor, the complaint said. The victim told officers that he ...
Barry's Most Excellent Vacation,starring the First Wookie
Post Date: 2015-12-17 19:10:57 by sneakypete
http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/s...A-LL-GET-ONE-OF-THESE-TOO Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:Stoner asked me to post this.
A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy
Post Date: 2015-12-16 18:58:43 by Tooconservative
A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy What the Base thinks the GOP Hierarchy is: 1. The Establishment 2. Insiders and Major Donors 3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests 4. The Base Voters What the Establishment knows the GOP Hierarchy is: 1. The Establishment 2. Insiders and Major Donors 3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests 4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow 5. Illegal immigrant children 6. The parents of illegal immigrant children 7. Cousins of the parents illegal immigrant children 8. The pot dealer of the cousins of the parents of illegal immigrant children 9. The Corn Lobby 10. The Corn farmers 11. The corn. The actual ...
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