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Homophobic People Often Have Psychological Issues [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2015-09-13 17:27:01 by Justified
Homophobic attitudes may say a lot about the person who holds them, new research suggests. A new study of university students in Italy revealed that people who have strongly negative views of gay people also have higher levels of psychoticism and inappropriate coping mechanisms than those who are accepting of homosexuality. This doesn't mean that homophobic people are psychotic; rather, psychoticism is a personality trait marked by hostility, anger and aggression toward others. But the study does suggest that people who cling to homophobic views have some psychological issues, said lead researcher Emmanuele Jannini, an endocrinologist and medical sexologist at the University of Rome ...
Obama Admits His Wife is a Transexual Man Named “Michael”
Post Date: 2015-09-10 07:24:00 by no gnu taxes
Donald Trump Ovulation Test Kit
Post Date: 2015-08-12 11:30:11 by Willie Green
Video of Donald Trump's conversation with FOX News Roger Ailes
Post Date: 2015-08-11 23:40:54 by Pericles
The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’
Post Date: 2015-08-03 14:08:12 by CZ82
Fox host: The role of modern women is to engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich David Edwards, 30 Jul 2015 at 14:57 ET Fox News host Andrea Tantaros advised women on Thursday that they should always be ready to give their man a sandwich after sex and a beer after his shower if they wanted the relationship to last. Earlier this week, Glamour magazine retracted a column of tips for making men falling in love after women complained that the list was misogynistic. Tantaros, however, said that ideas like making a man a snack after sex was not taking women back to the 1950s. Look at this list, it has great suggestions in here! she ...
Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
Post Date: 2015-07-25 00:02:03 by Deckard
Officer Daniel McEwenGreene County Police DepartmentGood afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why Im pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer?Im going to need to see your drivers license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Thank you, sir. Now, just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile. Im just going to start addressing you in an unmistakably threatening tone that is specifically meant to intimidate and provoke, and ...
Post Date: 2015-07-08 18:23:22 by Chuck_Wagon
I took delivery on the new Frigidaire last week. Today the ignitor on the gas range was replaced - But the burner on the thing has a big hole in it - and needs to be replaced. The thing is really old. And they can' find the parts. Ahhh! But Home Depot has a pretty good deal on a new Hotpoint gas range. Nevertheless, I shall say: Ahhhhh....
L.A.P.D Training Video Feat. Chris Rock
Post Date: 2015-07-07 10:20:01 by sneakypete
Poster Comment:Good advise.
Just Pay The Shipping - And I Will Fed-Ex You a Crate Of Cats
Post Date: 2015-07-06 18:24:59 by Chuck_Wagon
All makes, models, colors and ages! If you have the space - and a Chinese restaurant nearby, you could go into business! Or you could make your daughters very happy! Me too! SPECIAL TODAY! I will pay the shipping on the black & white Mama cat! She is in PRIME health! And very fertile! Very! She drops a litter twice a year! Very impressive! Rest assured that they will be humanely captured in a 'Hav-A-Hart' trap - and be shipped anywhere in the lower 48 states. I just spoke to my next door neighbors wife, and she is fine with borrowing the trap. Her husband is on his way to California (across the country) on his motorcycle. She didn't say that the reason for the trip ...
A Poor And A Rich Compete In Giving Alms
Post Date: 2015-06-30 06:46:08 by A Pole
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A Request to LF Members
Post Date: 2015-06-22 09:38:25 by Gatlin
Looking for design suggestions to manufacture: I SurvivedJade Helm 15at libertysflame.com Lapel Pins and Bumper Sticker - It will be a non-profit cause.
Joyce Carol Oates, Genius
Post Date: 2015-06-09 14:45:30 by Tooconservative
So barbaric that this should still be allowed... No conservation laws in effect wherever this is? https://t.co/hgavm9IBaM Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 9, 2015 Here's the tweet she's linking: This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015 Poster Comment:An oldie prank, making the rounds again. There's at least one born every minute.
Hilarious Vintage Cigarette Commercials: Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble share a couple fags
Post Date: 2015-06-02 19:00:53 by Operation 40
Fred and Barney at 6:34 These old cigarette commercials are hilarious. Virginia Slims: "You've got your own cigarette now baby- you've come a long long way" Any smokers here? Are you tired of paying $8, 9, 10 dollars + per Pack? A pack a day at $10/pack is $300/ month or $3,600 per year. You can roll your own cigarettes with the best ORGANIC tobacco in the world for $1.00 PER PACK or less. That's $30 per month instead of $300.- a savings of $270 per month. That really adds up after a few months. Save even more with non organic tobacco leaf. A $21.00 pound of Organic Tobacco leaves makes between 2 to 2 1/4 cartons. Say 420 cigarettes. 420 cigarettes = 2 cartons ...
I have to bake my own birthday cake
Post Date: 2015-05-26 13:26:57 by Chuck_Wagon
My girlfriend was aghast - She said: 'You KNOW that I can't cook a damn thing!' (True.) My Mom said: 'Look - I'll mix up the cake mix from the box - but all this stuff you are talking about - the different (2) layers and the chocolate whatever - THAT is YOUR deal.' So be it. These women are just not ambitious.... And the cherry pie filling goes on top, you see... I'll do it. I must...
Hilarious: Iowa Democrats Can’t Name a Single Granny Clinton Accomplishment
Post Date: 2015-05-20 10:48:56 by Tooconservative
This is just so pathetic. She has great policies and knows how to gets stuff done says one of these buffoons. Except he cant name one. How do you spin this? The absurd Howard Dean gives it a shot: Cmon people, youve had a full year since this embarrassment to come up with something: Heck, even Grandma herself struggles to come up with something:
Political Correctness Debunked
Post Date: 2015-05-19 23:29:14 by Hondo68
Rand Paul remarks at CPAC Feb. 2015 blatantly re-edited and out of context.
Man Banned From Airline Over Frankly Hilarious Pinocchio Tattoo
Post Date: 2015-05-14 19:42:55 by CZ82
Man Banned From Airline Over Frankly Hilarious Pinocchio Tattoo Gabrielle Bluestone, 5/11/15 6:30pm Man Banned From Airline Over Frankly Hilarious Pinocchio Tattoo I cannot tell a liethis tattoo is kind of genius and the airline that called the police and banned this man for sharing it with his fellow travelers needs to get over itself real quick!! The heyday of glamorous air travel may be over, but no one told 22-going-on-13-year-old Tom Washington, who apparently went all out for his Jet2 flight en route to vacation in Majorca, dressing up as a female flight attendant (alongside 22 of his closest friends, who did the same). And all was going welluntil the Pinocchio ...
What the 72 virgins will say
Post Date: 2015-05-10 16:28:12 by Tooconservative
Steve Martin answered the question about what 72 virgins might really be like, and his answer follows: Virgin No. 1: Yuck. Virgin No. 2: Ick. Virgin No. 3: Ew. Virgin No. 4: Ow. Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen! Virgin No. 6: Im Becky. Ill be legal in two years. Virgin No. 7: Here, Ill just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry! Virgin No. 8: Can we cuddle first? Virgin No. 9: It was a garlic-and-onion pizza. Why? Virgin No. 10: . . . so I see Heath, and he goes, Like, what are you doing here?, and I go, Im hangin out, so he goes, Like, what? . . . Virgin No. 11: First youre going to have to show me ...
My Linux Fortune was too good not to post...
Post Date: 2015-05-10 03:39:27 by Pinguinite
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?; A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt ...
Housing Subsidies: A Play in One Act
Post Date: 2015-04-30 07:06:16 by Tooconservative
Bob: I've got an idea for a new government program to help homeowners. Ray: Alright, what'd you have in mind? Bob: Hear me out. The government should send people a check every year to people who own a home--you know, to help them cover their costs a bit.Ray: Im not saying no, but why would we do that?Bob: Home ownership is GOOD! Mom, apple pie, American flag, all that. People owning their own homes is good for America--people behave better when they own a home, right?Ray: I thought it was the other way around, that people who behave better are more likely to have the wherewithal to buy a house. Bob: Tomato, tomahto, right? Were talking about the same thing, ...
Schick Hydro Silk TrimStyle Commercial 2015 (anyone offended by this?)
Post Date: 2015-04-22 11:13:55 by Deckard
I thought it was hilarious - saw it on the tee-bee.Three women stand in front of a set of small trees next to a pool. As they trim the bushes, two of the women use scissors while the third uses the Schick Hydro Silk TrimStyle razor; she gets the perfect results down to the heart shape. And, this razor has a second head perfect for more delicate areas.
Potted Meat Review
Post Date: 2015-04-22 05:36:04 by no gnu taxes
Potted Meat Food Product There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food." Already not a good sign. The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN." Oddly enough, I'm about to be separated from my lunch, and I haven't even opened the can yet. Other ingredients include BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS, AND "PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE" How does one de-fat fat? Bizarre. God knows what else is in here. Okay, I'm going to go try it now. If i'm not back in ten minutes, call Poison Control... I'm back. Oofah. ...
Flash by Sheriff Rosco "The Dukes of Hazzard" soundtrack by James Best R.I.P.
Post Date: 2015-04-07 18:16:53 by Pericles
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