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Post Date: 2016-08-28 13:18:39 by Stoner
I LOVE this ! : A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "A gallon would be good."
VERY unflattering naked statues of Donald Trump pop up across the US - but they're banned in NYC because 'no erections are allowed in city parks... no matter how small'
Post Date: 2016-08-19 07:49:34 by cranky
The statues are the brainchild of anarchist collective INDECLINE and are called 'The Emperor Has No B***s' Each is missing one part of the male anatomy, while another is of microscopic size INDECLINE reached out to artist named Ginger, known for creating monsters for horror films, to make the sculpturesThey were made with 300 pounds of clay and silicone and also appeared in Seattle, San Francisco, LA and Cleveland Naked statues of Donald Trump have been popping up in the major cities across the US - missing one noticeable male body party and portraying another to be microscopic.The statue, dubbed The Emperor Has No B***s, only stood tall for two hours in New York's bustling ...
Newspaper runs side-by-side obituaries of same man — one from his wife and one from his girlfriend
Post Date: 2016-08-06 09:19:28 by cranky
Leroy B. Black passed away Tuesday from lung cancer due to fiberglass exposure; he was 5Black, 55, had two obituaries announcing his funeral arrangementsOne was from his 'loving wife' Bearetta Harrison BlackThe other was from his long-time girlfriend Princess Hall A New Jersey man was so loved, he had two competing obituaries when he passed away Tuesday one from his wife and another from his girlfriend.Leroy B. Black, of Egg Harbor Township, died Tuesday from lung cancer due to fiberglass exposure, his obituary said. He was 55.Yet in announcing funeral arrangements in the Press of Atlantic City, there were two different obituaries for him. Leroy B. Black, 55, had two ...
CowBoys Herding Cats
Post Date: 2016-07-29 19:43:44 by Stoner
Funny as Hell
Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
Post Date: 2016-07-27 10:49:05 by Deckard
Officer Daniel McEwen Greene County Police Department Good afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why Im pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer?Im going to need to see your drivers license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Thank you, sir. Now, just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile. Im just going to start addressing you in an unmistakably threatening tone that is specifically meant to ...
Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form ‘Country Within a Country’
Post Date: 2016-07-10 19:11:31 by tpaine
Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form Country Within a Country Breitbart ^ | July 10,2016 | by AARON KLEIN Omowale was speaking in an interview set to air Sunday night on this reporters talk radio program, Aaron Klein Investigative Radio, broadcast on New Yorks AM 970 The Answer and News Talk 990 AM in Philadelphia. Omowale used the interview to claim five states as belonging to the Black Nation: Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina, Alabama, and Georgia. The revolutionary stated: We just need to start migrating back to those states and taking control of the economics in those states. If black ...
The Theology of Statism by Hogeye Bill
Post Date: 2016-07-09 14:35:02 by tpaine
bill-99002c-sm2 The Theology of Statism by Hogeye Bill May 19, 2007 Most people like to think that their opinions and beliefs are based on facts and solid reasoning. But in one area many people make an exception - they consider it quite proper to believe and act without such a rational empirical basis when it comes to religion. For beliefs about a deity, faith is generally claimed to be superior to reason, at least by "believers." Here we will examine another area in which some people put faith above reason: politics. Most people today hold beliefs and opinions about government (the state) which are faith-based, and quite analogous to religious dogma. According to the ...
Liberal Foreign Policy explained
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:37:01 by Stoner
How Liberal Journalists Think
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:26:56 by Stoner
Meet the Liberal Elite!
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:21:52 by Stoner
A Chat about Illegal Immigration
Post Date: 2016-06-27 15:56:35 by Stoner
I love these
Post Date: 2016-06-13 18:12:04 by no gnu taxes
I really was just a quiet guy who kept to himself. Nothing more. Yet everyone feared I was some rage filled maniac waiting to explode. When I walked down the street, mothers would pull their kids aside, "Careful Timmy, that's the quiet guy who keeps to himself." Police would pull up to my house, "So you're the quiet guy who keeps to himself? We've got a warrant to search your house for stashes of ilegal automatic weapons." So I decided to change myself. I became agressive and overbearing. I would tell the boss where to stuff his unbalanced ledger. Sure everyone said, "what an asshole," but suddenly, I was getting new found respect. I got promoted ...
After the Pulse Club Massacre, It’s Time for Gays to Come Home to Republican Party
Post Date: 2016-06-13 09:29:52 by Willie Green
Early Sunday morning, Islamic extremist Omar Mateen murdered at least 49 people at the Pulse gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Mateen, of Fort Pierce, Florida, was interviewed by the FBI in 2013 and 2014 after he told coworkers he had ties to Islamic extremists. But Mateen was not found to be a threat, the FBI said, so he dropped off their radar. A former coworker said company officials refused to investigate Omars frequent racist and homophobic attacks because he was Muslim. So, once again, political correctness is linked to another Islamist massacre. Omar Mateen took time out during his mass slaughter of gays at Pulse nightclub to call 911 and pledge his allegiance ...
Donald Trump says he wants to rescue Richard Simmons ... Build a wall - ban Muslims --- rescue Richard Simmons
Post Date: 2016-06-08 01:22:13 by BorisY
Donald Trump says he wants to rescue Richard Simmons Friends of the "Sweatin' to the Oldies" star say they fear he's being held against his will by his housekeeper. no pic Friends of the "Sweatin' to the Oldies" star say they fear he's being held against his will by his housekeeper. (Janet Mayer / Splash News/Janet Mayer / Splash News) BY Denis Slattery Build a wall, ban Muslims, rescue Richard Simmons. Donald Trumps list of presidential promises grew on Tuesday when the White House wannabe vowed to save the reclusive fitness guru during a radio interview on the Jonathon Brandmeier Show. Trump was ...
New Chicago Math Final Exam for 2016
Post Date: 2016-06-06 14:20:19 by Stoner
Saw this on another forum. Thought it was very funny: The new Chicago math final exam for 2016 Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that kids can use in real-world situations: NAME ______ GANG/CREW NAME CRIB _______ 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload? 2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit? 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many ...
Woman Asks A Republican For Directions, What Followed Is PURE GOLD!
Post Date: 2016-05-29 11:36:09 by Stoner
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I dont know where I am. The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, Youre in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, You must be a Republican. I am, replied the man. How did you know? Well, answered the balloonist, ...
Hilariously inappropriate Commercial!
Post Date: 2016-05-28 12:24:29 by Justified
Sheriff Says Cannabis Makes People Murderers Because “Rational Thought” Leads to Violence
Post Date: 2016-05-10 09:19:29 by Deckard
It isnt gang violence. It isnt even domestic violence. What is the leading cause of murder in Carson City? According to Sheriff Ken Furlong, its marijuana. Its against that law, Furlong told local ABC affiliate, KOLO 8. It does change peoples attitude and we do see people dying as a result of it, needlessly, and theres no excuse for it.In the last 13-15 years, all of the violence weve seen that has turned deadly, have [sic] been in someway related to a marijuana issue.Before you get too excited, thinking Furlong nailed it the fact cannabis remains a federal Schedule 1 drug and thus technically illegal in the ...
Hillary & Bernie Debate Gun Control
Post Date: 2016-05-09 14:55:35 by Stoner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LnPrxbYARJg I seem to be having trouble getting the video to come up. just click the link Very funny
Bernie Sanders destroys Hillary Clinton in debate on Vermont gun laws
Post Date: 2016-05-07 00:09:02 by Hondo68
20+ Signs That Humanity Is Devolving
Post Date: 2016-04-28 09:46:17 by cranky
If you need any proof that mankind is regressing as a species then, well, you probably need to pay more attention to the world. Take a look at these signs for instance, compiled by Bored Panda. They shouldn't need to exist. But they do. Why? Because humans are getting stupider, that's why. Well, either that or sign-makers are getting funnier. Perhaps it's a bit of both. Who knows. Whatever the truth of the matter, all we know is that they're pretty funny. And as long as we have our sense of humor then there is surely hope for mankind. Although Darwin might disagree.Seen any similar signs? Then add them to the list below and don't forget to vote for your favorite! ...
Trump inspires Gatlin to sing...
Post Date: 2016-04-27 13:26:04 by tpaine
Sorry I could not get back to you sooner, I was listening to Trump's speech. Do you hear it ... he was great, so presidential. I felt like standing up and singing "God Bless America" when he finished. I have to go now. I recorded the speech ... I must listen to it again. Later ... Gatlin Poster Comment:"Politics makes strange bedfellows." I don't know who said that first, but he ought to be shot.
I'm Just a Bill (Transgender Schoolhouse Rock Parody!)
Post Date: 2016-04-25 12:06:56 by no gnu taxes
Heaviest Element known to man Discovered......
Post Date: 2016-04-23 11:50:14 by Stoner
Heaviest Element known to man Discovered...... Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a ...
The Platypus Man
Post Date: 2016-04-19 18:44:55 by SOSO
This is for those of us that could not give even a tiny sh*t about the NY primary today. It may not be as funny but it certainly isn't nearly as pathetic a statement about life in America today. Poster Comment:Screw 'em both.
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