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Most of our generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways .
Post Date: 2018-04-16 09:36:17 by Deckard
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1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2 My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3 My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4 My father taught me LOGIC. ” Because I said so, that’s why.” 5 My mother taught me MORE LOGIC“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” 6 My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear ...
Undercover police posing as drug buyers arrested by undercover police posing as drug dealer
Post Date: 2018-04-13 06:27:52 by Deckard
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The life of undercover police is not an easy one, as officers have to give up their personal life during the time they are undercover and take on a very new lifestyle, in this case, the life of a drug dealer.Huge Mistake Led To Only Police Arresting Each Other After Punch UpUndercover police went to Detroit and posed as drug dealers. However, thanks to a mess up, another police group thought that they were real drug dealers and so they raided the house in what turned out to be one of the most embarrassing things ever seen in the department according to the Police chief.The incident occurred in November when officers from the 12th precinct in Detroit went undercover with the purpose of ...
'Embarrassed' mom goes viral for accidentally sending son to school in lewd McDonald's parody shirt
Post Date: 2018-04-09 12:15:01 by Justified
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A Texas mom is apologizing for not monitoring her son’s clothing close enough. Shelly McCullar sent her son, Anthony, to school at Travis Elementary on Wednesday in what she thought was a McDonald’s-logo t-shirt. But the mom was in for a surprise when Anthony got home and she took a closer look at what he was wearing – an X-rated McDonald's parody featuring a pair of parted women's legs wearing heals with the tagline, “I’m lovin it” written underneath. “I promise from now on to monitor what my kids are wearing!” McCullar wrote in a now-viral Facebook post. “I had no idea Anthony wore this to school.” According to the Facebook ...
Truth About Taxes
Post Date: 2018-04-06 05:03:39 by Deckard
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Neighborhood Stasi
Post Date: 2018-04-05 05:48:04 by Deckard
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What is wrong with this picture?
Post Date: 2018-03-30 07:32:47 by Deckard
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Chappaquiddick
Post Date: 2018-03-29 09:38:03 by Deckard
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From National Lampoon the greatest and most incisive political parody statement in American journalismThe whitewashed version coming to theaters April 6th.Chappaquiddick
Hogg Hitler! The little dictator in the making
Post Date: 2018-03-29 05:02:50 by Deckard
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How is this guy not a creation of the evil globalists?
Kleenex Facial Tissue, White (36-pack)
Post Date: 2018-03-24 00:32:56 by Tooconservative
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Slavic Compilation - How To Be a Slav #14
Post Date: 2018-03-12 14:49:22 by A Pole
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The Urinal Is Too High
Post Date: 2018-03-12 12:02:29 by IbJensen
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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher, and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the ...
Nation That Calls Trump ‘Hitler’ Demands He Take All Guns Away
Post Date: 2018-03-03 07:10:47 by IbJensen
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U.S.—Sources across the United States confirmed Friday that the cross-section of citizenry which has been comparing President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler for two years has begun to demand that he take guns away from all citizens at once. Passionate protests and rallies recently all demanded the “dangerous madman” confiscate everybody’s firearms. “Trump is a dangerous tyrant, so he should be the only one with deadly weapons!” one woman screamed at an anti-gun protest. “People obviously can’t be trusted with them. Instead, we need to entrust them only to the most powerful man on the planet, who has proven time and time again he’s no better than ...
Kids are crying on the TV
Post Date: 2018-02-24 11:53:37 by Deckard
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Kids
Post Date: 2018-02-23 18:50:40 by Deckard
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Saint Nancy
Post Date: 2018-02-08 09:55:38 by IbJensen
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Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The ...
We Have the Leader of ISIS
Post Date: 2018-02-05 19:38:46 by A K A Stone
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Epic misunderstanding leads to ass-whupping
Post Date: 2018-02-03 21:07:08 by sneakypete
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...QcE3lZv6RPWLY2Ww&index=74Poster Comment:This is hilarious.
Jeopardy! contestants stumped by football category, mocked by Alex Trebek
Post Date: 2018-02-02 07:00:31 by Deckard
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Police Officers Snitch on Themselves After Getting Too High on Edibles
Post Date: 2018-01-31 11:29:51 by Deckard
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As if law enforcement wasn’t already dealing with marijuana in the worst way possible, now police officers are really having trouble handling their weed. Two Toronto cops had to call their colleagues on themselves Sunday after allegedly eating some suspiciously-secured edibles. CBC News reported that two of 13 Division’s finest are currently under investigation by the Toronto Police Professional Standards Unit for on-duty misconduct. It’s said that most accidents and DUIs happen close to home, and in this case, that holds true. The officers were right by 13 Division headquarters when they got too high and called the cops on themselves. The call for backup came after ...
Bathrooms
Post Date: 2018-01-27 10:33:25 by Deckard
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Senior Trying To Reset Password
Post Date: 2018-01-26 05:20:15 by Deckard
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…..HERE’S HOW IT GOES…. WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButt IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow ! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50 ...
A short love story
Post Date: 2018-01-24 13:48:31 by sneakypete
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A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold” “I have a better idea,” she replied, “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.” ...
Happiness
Post Date: 2018-01-20 05:25:48 by A Pole
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Why some African Americans are moving to Africa [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-19 11:55:40 by Hondo68
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African-Americans are returning to the lands of their ancestors as life becomes precarious and dangerous in the USA.Muhammida el-Muhajir says as an African American in the US, she felt she could 'never win' [Courtesy of Muhammida el-Muhajir]Accra, Ghana - They have come from the big cities of San Francisco, Chicago, and New York. Thousands of them. And many refuse to return.A new wave of African Americans is escaping the incessant racism and prejudice in the United States. From Senegal and Ghana to The Gambia, communities are emerging in defiance of conventional wisdom that Africa is a continent everyone is trying to leave.It is estimated that between 3,000 and 5,000 African ...
Paul Joseph Watson: The Truth About 'Sh*thole Countries' [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-13 16:33:42 by Tooconservative
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