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Latest Articles: Humor
Pre-Season College Football Quiz
Post Date: 2010-09-01 18:48:13 by sneakypete
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FOOTBALL TRUTHS ....Its that time of the year and we need to remember a few things about some of the more famous (?) football teams . (1) What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs? ........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? ........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? ........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend? ......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? ...
Laugh For The Day
Post Date: 2010-08-28 11:23:22 by war
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20 Strange Lincoln-Obama Coincidences
Post Date: 2010-08-26 10:14:19 by no gnu taxes
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1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later. 2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs. 3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy. 4) Each man’s wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House. 5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind. 6) Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford. 7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators. 8) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67. 9) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph ...
Mad Dog's embarrassment at hs old el pee posts turns him into a spammer [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-08-24 22:21:23 by Ferret Mike
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Here are the posts that embarrassed mad Dog so much, he turned into a spammer: #40. To: Mad Dog, sneakypete (#35) #299. To: Mad Dog (#296) Quote from MD: "Six years active and I have neither the desire nor the need to supply a c*nt like you with any information, at all." You're lying again. You brag about your "6 years service",yet you claim with all the modesty of a crack whore on $2 street that you don't need to provide any information. The fact is you don't have any information TO provide. You are a poser. A fart in a hurricane. No wonder Boy Jorge looks like such a hero to you. sneakypete posted on 2006-12-20 2:34:36 ET Reply Trace Nice post, ...
North Dakota
Post Date: 2010-08-24 09:08:29 by sneakypete
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the ...
Dr. Laura Calls Palin "C" Word 11 Times on Cable TV!
Post Date: 2010-08-22 18:43:05 by Brian S
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Viewers were shocked yesterday when Dr. Laura Schlessinger called Sarah Palin the "C" word 11 times in an interview on Fox News. Neil Cavuto, the TV host, tried desperately to change the subject but Dr. Laura kept returning to Palin as if obsessed by the subject. Control booth personnel speculated that she was "on something" or at best frustrated by the fact that Palin had come to her defense in the recent controversy regarding her use of the "N" word. Schlessinger has been critical of Palin in the past. Palin's followers were furious. "I will never listen to Dr. Laura again and she should be banned from all media for her sexist comments," said ...
Outrage Over Plans To Build Library Next To Sarah Palin
Post Date: 2010-08-20 15:34:47 by Brian S
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PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.Almost 40% of Americans still support the idea of booksCampaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.The issue is forming a dividing line in advance of November's mid-term congressional elections with candidates being forced to declare whether they have ever been to a library or spoken to someone who has books in their home.Meanwhile President Obama has caused unease within his own Democratic party by endorsing the library and claiming that not everyone who reads books is responsible for ...
Best Political Video and Oh So True!
Post Date: 2010-08-18 20:07:51 by jwpegler
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Minn. GOP on Dem women: ‘Who let the dogs out?’Minn. GOP on Dem women: ‘Who let the dogs out?’
Post Date: 2010-08-18 18:00:09 by reaganisright
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This video surfaced before, it's back. Found this link from FR. Be ready for some really fugly photos in the second part. Sorry, don't know what the first image is or how to get rid of it. The link is there and works, that's what matters. ">
Faggot Obama Could Suck the Chrome Off A Trailer Hitch
Post Date: 2010-08-08 20:19:44 by no gnu taxes
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Birthers question Obama birthday card
Post Date: 2010-08-04 14:33:19 by Skip Intro
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Wish Obama A "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Post Date: 2010-07-27 20:42:12 by Murron
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Train Vs Cow
Post Date: 2010-07-26 16:23:35 by no gnu taxes
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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post Date: 2010-07-25 10:03:51 by sneakypete
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A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.' So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?' So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?' So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?' The rancher is ...
Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
Post Date: 2010-07-09 16:17:51 by Badeye
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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally Posted by Fuzzy Duffy Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, ...
Ann Coulter Gets A Lesson In Hurling Invective [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-07-01 12:27:52 by Brian S
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Ann Coulter has a reputation for being a smart mouth with a thorough contempt for civil discourse - and a bewildering disinterest in actual evidence. For example, this is what she says about climate change: "There are more reputable scientists defending astrology than defending 'global warming'." As if she would know .... But for pure smartness of mouth, you gotta love Allan Rock, the former Liberal cabinet minister who now sits as the President of the University of Ottawa. Rock, in commenting on his concerns that Coulter was going to speak at his university, offered this, just-released assessment: "Ann Coulter is a mean-spirited, small-minded, foul-mouthed poltroon. ...
Better Luck Next Time, Anti-Kagan Activists
Post Date: 2010-06-28 17:54:08 by Brian S
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Earlier today, Traditional Values Coalition, Concerned Women for America, the Judicial Crisis Network, and Students for Life of America held a joint press conference to announce their opposition to Elena Kagan's confirmation to the Supreme Court. The only problem was, as the CQ-Roll Call blog Congress.org explained, that the groups held their conference outside the Supreme Court, where reporters were awaiting today's rulings, rather than where the reporters covering it were actually stationed: Activists against Elena Kagan gathered on Capitol Hill Monday but outside the wrong building. An hour before the Supreme Court nominee faced questions from senators, the leaders of four ...
LEAKED: General McChrystal's Internal List Of Reasons Obama Can Suck It
Post Date: 2010-06-28 13:47:18 by Fred Mertz
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Robert Byrd Dies, Named KKK Grand Dragon of Hell
Post Date: 2010-06-28 10:14:30 by no gnu taxes
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Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) died early this morning at Inova Hospital in Fairfax, Va. Upon arriving in Hell, he was immediately appointed KKK Grand Dragon. Byrd was greeted at the gates of Hell by long-time friend Ted Kennedy, who made an unsuccessful bid for president of Hell last year shortly after his own arrival. “Having … ah … Senata Byrd at my side again can only improve my … ah … chances of … ah … taking this place ova when elections come around again next yeya,” Kennedy said. Byrd, for his part, cried when he saw Kennedy again. “Ted, Ted, my dear friend, I love you, and I missed you,” he said. Satan, Kennedy’s rival for ...
Ex-VP Cheney Hospitalized After Having Discomfort
Post Date: 2010-06-25 20:46:03 by Brian S
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(06-25) 17:42 PDT WASHINGTON, (AP) -- A spokesman for Dick Cheney says the former vice president has been admitted to a hospital after reporting discomfort. Spokesman Peter Long says Cheney was not feeling well Friday afternoon and was seen by his doctors at George Washington University. He was admitted to the university's hospital for more testing. Cheney has a history of heart trouble, although the cause of his latest health problem was not clear.
Netanyahu: Israel's Legitimacy Is Being Attacked
Post Date: 2010-06-23 20:55:23 by Brian S
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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Wednesday called on human rights activists who participate in Gaza-bound flotillas to sail to Tehran instead, where he says real human rights violations exist. "I call on all human rights activists in the world - go to Tehran, that's where there is a human rights violation," said Netanyahu during his meeting with the Austrian Chancellor, Werner Faymann, in which he discussed Israel's ease of the Gaza blockade and flotillas planning on breaching Israel's Gaza blockade. "Today, after we lifted the civilian blockade of Gaza there is no reason or justification for further flotillas," he said. "These flotillas are ...
Strange Lincoln/Obama coincidences! Amazing!
Post Date: 2010-06-22 12:28:29 by no gnu taxes
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The list below is just amazing and suggests divine intervention! WOW! 1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later. (WOW!) 2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs and enforced mandatory servitude to Obamacare. (WOW!) 3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy. (WOW!) 4) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House. (WOW!) 5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind. (Now that's an amazing trick) 6) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford. (WOW! Show me how its ...
Democrat Says Bush Given “Free Pass” on Oil Spill
Post Date: 2010-06-18 16:53:11 by no gnu taxes
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House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md) contends that “the media are giving former President Bush a ‘free pass.’ The exclusive focus on President Obama’s inaction during the Gulf oil spill overlooks the fact that Bush has done even less to deal with the crisis.” “At least President Obama has visited the Gulf region,” Hoyer observed. “And the other night he gave a speech from the Oval Office of the White House. Bush, meanwhile, hasn’t been seen or heard from. So, if President Obama’s dithering is a demonstration of poor leadership, what kind of leadership has Mr. Bush provided this country in this time of dire need?”
OBAMA RESIGNS!! Our long national nightmare is over.
Post Date: 2010-06-09 13:08:44 by no gnu taxes
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land”. Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land”. Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a call center located in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They ...
THE GREAT KENYAN DUNG BEETLE---BARACK'S HELPER!
Post Date: 2010-06-09 13:02:42 by no gnu taxes
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SCARABAEIDIA aka KENYAN DUNG BEETLE HELPING OBAMA PUSH HIS SHIT ON AMERICANS!
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