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Latest Articles: Humor
Editor Shreds Limbaugh After Chevy Volt Attack: 'Just Remember, Driving And Oxycontin Don't Mix'
Post Date: 2010-11-24 11:24:38 by Brian S
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Rush Limbaugh may have met his match. An editor from Motor Trend magazine has taken the radio talk show juggernaut to task, shredding Limbaugh after he attacked the magazine's credibility and GM's new electic car, the Chevy Volt. The attack was fueled by comments Limbaugh made after the magazine named the Volt "Car of the Year." In a fit of Limbaughesque rancor, the editor, Todd Lassa, slammed Limbaugh personally, even going so far as to raise Limbaugh's onetime addiction to the painkiller Oxycontin. Limbaugh attacked the car in little-noticed comments last week. "The Chevrolet Volt is the Car of the Year?" he asked. "Motor Trend magazine, that’s ...
LMAO. Yukon begs for posts, talks to himself.
Post Date: 2010-11-24 02:47:25 by Wood_Chopper
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Title: Question about TSA gropers Source: yukon URL Source: http://n/a Published: Nov 23, 2010 Author: yukon Post Date: 2010-11-23 16:14:02 by yukon Views: 50 Comments: 3 Does anyone know if US citizens are subjected to the same TSA tactics at the US/Canadian border as they are at airports? Post Comment Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: All (#0) Anyone have recent experience or know of others that have? yukon posted on 2010-11-23 16:44:16 ET Reply Trace #2. To: All (#0) I can't believe there isn't a soul here or lurking that can't relay some information. yukon posted on 2010-11-23 23:48:42 ET Reply Trace ...
‘Simpsons’ Invents New Fox News Motto: ‘#1 With Racists’
Post Date: 2010-11-22 11:55:29 by Brian S
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In the world of The Simpsons, Fox News' well-known "fair and balanced" motto has been replaced. On Sunday's episode of the long-running cartoon series, a Fox News helicopter carrying a network executive reads, "Fox News: Not Racists, But #1 With Racists." After the Fox News executive steps out of the helicopter into the head of the Statue of Liberty, the aircraft goes into a tailspin and crashes. The pilot can be heard saying, "It's not fair, we're unbalanced." The executive conducts a secret meeting where his team plans a new health care scare that will send their ratings through the roof. Gawker calls The Simpsons episode one of the most ...
Stewart: Beck Is A 'Manchurian Lunatic' Controlled By George Soros!
Post Date: 2010-11-19 11:58:42 by Brian S
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Comedy Central's Jon Stewart got out his chalkboards Thursday to prove that Glenn Beck is really puppet controlled by billionaire George Soros and out to destroy America. For the past few weeks, Beck has used his Fox News show to rail against Soros. But Stewart found the same pattern of actions at Fox News that Beck claimed Soros was guilty of. "My only hope in watching these [Glenn Beck] shows was please don't make it so awful that I feel the need to defend a vaguely creepy hedge fund billionaire like George Soros," begged Stewart. Beck has attacked Soros -- a Jew who survived the Holocaust -- for taking property from Jews as a teenager and helping to collapse four ...
GOP Frosh: Where's My Health Care?
Post Date: 2010-11-16 12:53:26 by Brian S
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By GLENN THRUSH | 11/15/10 9:54 PM EST Updated: 11/16/10 6:19 AM EST A conservative Maryland physician elected to Congress on an anti-Obamacare platform surprised fellow freshmen at a Monday orientation session by demanding to know why his government-subsidized health care plan takes a month to kick in. Republican Andy Harris, an anesthesiologist who defeated freshman Democrat Frank Kratovil on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, reacted incredulously when informed that federal law mandated that his government-subsidized health care policy would take effect on Feb. 1 – 28 days after his Jan. 3rd swearing-in. “He stood up and asked the two ladies who were answering questions why it ...
Blog Calls For Men To Wear Kilts, Sans Underpants, To Protest TSA Screenings
Post Date: 2010-11-15 18:52:06 by Brian S
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You want to feel up my junk, mister air security worker? Let me help you with that. That's the basic idea behind a clever twist to the "National Opt-Out Day" campaign, which seeks to backlog the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) with as many forced frisks as possible on Nov. 24. Campaigners are calling for the national day of action as a response to the TSA's use of backscatter x-ray machines that take nude pictures of flyers at security checkpoints. Since the Department of Homeland Security ordered enhanced screening measures, anyone who refuses their random assignment to the backscatter machines has been subject to invasive pat-downs that, in many cases, ...
EXCLUSIVE: TSA Unveils New Genital Visualizers - LandlineTV
Post Date: 2010-11-15 02:50:51 by Capitalist Eric
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[I thought, given the outrage against the TSA and their offered choice of a virtual strip-search machine or the genital grope, that this might be helpful. When the government lackeys are SO outrageous and stupid, sometimes the best weapon is ridicule. ENJOY.]
Lou Dobbs Joining Fox Business Network
Post Date: 2010-11-10 14:06:42 by Brian S
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Just about a year to the day that he left CNN, Lou Dobbs is returning to cable news, this time as host of his own show on News Corp.'s Fox Business Network. DOBBS Fox Business Network is expected to announce that it has signed Dobbs as early as Wednesday afternoon. It's the latest high-profile hire for the cable network, which launched a little over three years ago and is in 57 million homes. Although that is far fewer homes than its chief rival, CNBC, Fox Business last week managed to beat CNBC on election night, both in viewers and the key adults 25-54 demographic. Dobbs' show will premiere in early 2011. He will also appear on other Fox Business programming. When Dobbs ...
The Bush Family IS Our National Stephen King Novel, tale inspired by Bush's miscarriage tale
Post Date: 2010-11-09 12:58:13 by Ferret Mike
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Georges In Jars Nov 9, 2010 Short Fiction “Come here, George.” Mother had a scolding tone. Ever since the frog incident, George usually deserved it and tonight was no exception. As he approached the dimly-lit reading chair where she sat on a yak-fur, she looked to the jar under the desk-lamp. “Tell your sister Georgia good night, George.” George pecked his mother’s cheek. “Good night, George,” he said to Georgia. His mother slapped him. Hard. The sting felt good; he’d earned it. “Be nice to your sister, George the XIIIth, or I’ll put you in a jar.” Mind your mother. George could hear his father (George XII) telling him that just ...
Bush: I Was Worried Cheney Wouldn’t Be My Friend If I Didn’t Pardon Scooter Libby
Post Date: 2010-11-08 12:16:52 by Brian S
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President George W. Bush's friendship with Vice President Cheney was stretched to the breaking point after the president refused to pardon Cheney's former chief of staff, according to an NBC interview Bush gave in advance of the release of his book, "Decision Points." Appearing in a interview on NBC Monday, the former president said that Cheney was furious over the decision not to pardon I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby for lying in the case of outed CIA officer Valerie Plame -- though he ultimately commuted Libby's sentence before the former Cheney aide served even a day in jail. "He wanted me to pardon him," Bush told NBC's Matt Lauer. "And this ...
Breibart Whines: ABC 'Humiliated Me,' 'Damaged My Brand'
Post Date: 2010-11-03 14:44:27 by Brian S
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The conservative blogger who edited clips of USDA employee Shirley Sherrod says his invitation and subsequent uninvitation from an ABC News' election panel has damaged his brand. ABC News had invited Andrew Breitbart to be a guest during their Election Day coverage, which the network had planned to broadcast over the Internet. Breitbart was "invited as one of several guests, from a variety of different political persuasions, to engage with a live, studio audience," according to ABC News. On his website, Breitbart claimed he would be "bringing live analysis from Arizona" and two days after announcing Breitbart's inclusion in their election day coverage, ABC ...
TSUNAMI WARNING
Post Date: 2010-11-01 23:10:01 by WhiteSands
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TSUNAMI BULLETIN NUMBER 11022010 TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER//USA ISSUED IN RESPONSE TO PASSAGE OF HR 3962 2 NOV 2010 BULLETIN: A TSUNAMI WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR ALL AREAS OF THE UNITED STATES// THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO ALL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND WORKERS// A WIDESPREAD TSUNAMI THREAT EXISTS BASED ON EARLY VOTING DATA TRENDS// THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF A LOCAL TSUNAMI THAT COULD AFFECT STATES LOCATED IN THE NORTH EAST, MIDDLE ATLANTIC, SOUTH, MID WEST, MOUNTAINS, AND WEST INCLUDING ALASKA AND HAWAII. AREAS FURTHER FROM THE EPICENTER COULD EXPERIENCE LOCAL HOUSE AND SENATE CHANGES AND STRONG OR UNUSUAL ELECTION OUTCOMES// ESTIMATED INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE ARRIVAL TIMES AT ...
Obama: Appeals for common ground, yet jabs GOP
Post Date: 2010-10-30 22:15:01 by WhiteSands
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By DARLENE SUPERVILLE, Associated Press Darlene Superville, Associated Press – Sat Oct 30, 10:53 am ET WASHINGTON – Whatever the outcome of Tuesday's election, it's time to put aside partisanship, President Barack Obama is telling Democrats and Republicans. Yet his appeal for unity includes a jab at GOP leaders in the House and Senate for comments that the president said were troubling. House Minority Leader John Boehner of Ohio "actually said that 'this is not the time for compromise,'" Obama said Saturday in his weekly radio and Internet address. The president added that Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky "said his main goal ...
HALLOWEEN MUSIC THREAD!!!
Post Date: 2010-10-29 20:16:26 by Murron
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"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN; AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!
Post Date: 2010-10-22 12:36:12 by Murron
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN; AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!! Democrats Hillary Clinton, Blanche Lincoln, Nancy Pelosi, President Obama, and Harry Reid do the Monster Rap It's Halloween And We're Back For More; We Got Goblins Ands Ghouls Ands Freaks Galore. We Go Boooooooooo....Boo! Obama: Whattup Ladies? You Can Call Me Dracula; I'll Take You To The Crib And Make You Into A Snackula. Socphisticated-Well Read And Undead. A Transylvanian Player In The Finest Of Threads; Big Ol' Teeth; Widow's Peak. I Be Bitin' Fly Honeys Every Day Of Da Week. Reid: YO While You Bitin' Necks I Be Chokin' Em Up; I Got Some Platform Boots And I'm Struttin' My Stuff. It ...
Sculpture Of Comatose Leader(Ariel Sharon) Stirs Israeli Emotion
Post Date: 2010-10-19 14:59:47 by Brian S
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JERUSALEM (AP) -- A lifelike sculpture of former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is stirring high emotions among Israelis. Sharon, the tough army general turned politician who led Israel during the trying years of the second Palestinian uprising and uprooted Israeli settlers from Gaza in 2005, suffered a devastating stroke on Jan. 4, 2006, that has left him comatose for nearly five years. An art exhibit opening this week in Tel Aviv, which features a wax figure-like sculpture of Sharon in his hospital bed, has enraged his political supporters. "There's no art here, only sickening voyeurism," said Yoel Hasson, a parliament member from Sharon's Kadima party. "This is ...
Hey Stone, have the commies all left for the Nest? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-10-12 19:30:07 by Jethro Tull
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I see some familiar names over in Toonville. Are they seeking a safe harbor for the coming anti-O'Bummer tsunami next month?
The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
Post Date: 2010-09-24 09:56:05 by sneakypete
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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, Told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! ...
CAPTION THIS!! First Wookie, and Laura Bush (have fun!!)
Post Date: 2010-09-16 12:19:21 by Murron
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CAPTION THIS!! First Wookie, and Laura Bush (have fun!!)
How to start a fight
Post Date: 2010-09-13 19:50:50 by sneakypete
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HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight ...
You may be a friend of Brian S. IF:
Post Date: 2010-09-08 09:57:13 by calcon
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You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. Your junior prom offered day care. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. ' ...
Jew Jokes
Post Date: 2010-09-07 23:39:04 by Brian S
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How do you start a Jewish marathon? Roll a penny down a hill. Why did Hitler kill himself? He couldn't pay the gas bill. How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Thirty: Five on the seats and 25 in the ashtray. What's the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a Jew? Pepperoni pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. How do you scare a Jew? Turn on the oven. Why aren't there any Jewish mothers on parole boards? They'd never let anyone finish a sentence! What is the difference between an Italian grandmother and a Jewish grandmother? One says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill you," and the other says, "If you don't eat, ...
Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem
Post Date: 2010-09-07 23:36:52 by Brian S
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Why Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum can't beat his Google troubles.
— By Stephanie Mencimer
Rick Santorum would very much like to be president. For the past few years, he has been diligently appearing at the sorts of conservative events—the Values Voters Summit, the Conservative Political Action Conference—where aspiring Republican candidates are expected to show up. But before he starts printing "Santorum 2012" bumper stickers, there's one issue the former GOP senator and his strategists need to address. You see, Santorum has what you might call a Google problem. For voters who decide to look him up online, one of the top three search results is usually the site SpreadingSantorum.com, ...
Pre-Season College Football Quiz
Post Date: 2010-09-01 18:48:13 by sneakypete
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FOOTBALL TRUTHS ....Its that time of the year and we need to remember a few things about some of the more famous (?) football teams . (1) What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs? ........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? ........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? ........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend? ......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? ...
Laugh For The Day
Post Date: 2010-08-28 11:23:22 by war
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