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Latest Articles: Humor
Interview with Candidate Obama
Post Date: 2011-05-08 07:43:26 by CZ82
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Interview with Candidate Obama in Mississippi, in early 2008. Reporter: "Who are you parents" Obama: "My mother was black and my father was white." Reporter:"I thought it was the other way around." Obama: "Now, you see, once again you're missing the point and guilty of obfuscating. Reporter: "Actually I meant what are their names" Obama: Uhhh... "That really isn't important" and "Oh, uh, and my uncle served in the Civil War." Reporter: "Which uncle was that?" Obama: "Racist! You're assuming it was the white uncle." Reporter: "No, I thought you maybe you knew his name." Obama: ...
Redneck Wants To Impeach Obama
Post Date: 2011-05-07 23:28:06 by Godwinson
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The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2010
Post Date: 2011-05-07 21:54:06 by CZ82
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The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2010!! SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her ...
OBL and Monica
Post Date: 2011-05-07 09:10:11 by CZ82
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OBL Memorial
Post Date: 2011-05-05 16:01:22 by CZ82
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Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next
Post Date: 2011-05-04 20:41:31 by Skip Intro
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Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid shit to say next. “The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.” Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up shit is the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to break his silence with ...
Internet virals of White House bunker during Bin Laden raid sweep the web
Post Date: 2011-05-04 19:11:01 by Sebastian
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When she clutched her ears to block out the noise on the Buckingham Palace balcony, Grace van Cutsem unwittingly became the focal point of one of the iconic images of the year.So it should come as no surprise that with the announcement of Bin Laden's death her image would be used in comedy virals about his demise that are sweeping the internet.In the photo of Barack Obama and his national security team watching the assault unfold there she is propped up on the desk of the situation room, hands covering her ears. Royal bridesmaid Grace van Cutsem has been inserted into the picture behind the table Princess Beatrice's wedding fascinator makes not one but eight appearancesParty time: ...
Hitler is told Osama bin Laden is Dead
Post Date: 2011-05-04 18:20:22 by CZ82
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions....
Post Date: 2011-05-04 17:42:26 by CZ82
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions.... A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
The man who shot Osama bin Laden
Post Date: 2011-05-03 19:43:33 by CZ82
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Marvin, the Male Maxine
Post Date: 2011-05-01 16:31:29 by CZ82
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FOUND: Video of Obamas actual birth
Post Date: 2011-05-01 16:01:15 by A K A Stone
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Slushy Summer at Joey's
Post Date: 2011-05-01 11:10:28 by CZ82
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Mans best Friend
Post Date: 2011-05-01 10:58:48 by CZ82
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Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed? Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire? Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask. How do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away? I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially cats and dogs - have keen insights into the Truth. And you ...
How to make an Invisible Hombre
Post Date: 2011-05-01 10:23:04 by CZ82
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You might be a left head, if
Post Date: 2011-04-30 22:11:10 by CZ82
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You might be a left head, if ... James Lewis Remember redneck jokes? Blonde jokes? Polish jokes? So --- why don't we have leftie jokes? The United States is infested by out-of-control lefties swarming around the media like body lice. Why don't we scratch where it itches? To start making up for our humor deficit, here are a few starting ideas. Please add your own. Extra points for funny. "You might be a left head if... •You can't tell "it's" from "its." •Your mind cuts out after one tweet a day. •You think "like" is part of English grammar. •You believe Jerk Rap is better than Mozart. •You feel sure that 2 ...
Tequila
Post Date: 2011-04-30 16:39:45 by CZ82
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A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. ...
Ladies, shaving and driving don't mix
Post Date: 2011-04-30 09:00:47 by CZ82
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Ladies, shaving and driving don't mix Wednesday, March 24, 2010 10:44 pm Font Size:Default font sizeLarger font size.By now I'm sure that most of you have heard about the Florida woman who caused a two-vehicle wreck because she was shaving her bikini area while driving. Guess that makes the time you drove with your elbows while eating a Whopper seem downright virtuous, doesn't it? Florida Highway Patrol troopers said the car Megan Barnes was driving crashed into the back of a pickup truck at about 45 mph. Her reaction time was slowed down because she was too busy grooming her hoohah to pay attention to the road. Oh, like that's never happened to you? Ms. Barnes told the ...
Obama looking for Mohammed
Post Date: 2011-04-29 07:08:15 by CZ82
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Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds . Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .' Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, ...
Nancy Pelosi Joke
Post Date: 2011-04-25 17:04:52 by CZ82
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A man washed up on a desert island after a ship wreck. The only other survivors were a sheep and a sheepdog. The three of them got into the habit of going down to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds and the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around the sheep. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man backed away. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. ...
Snack Cakes and Boobies
Post Date: 2011-04-25 14:13:35 by sneakypete
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Two of my most favoritists things in the whole world! Should I hit the religion ping list for this one?
The Jig Is Up [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-04-25 00:00:38 by buckeroo
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I am DOOMED!
Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet
Post Date: 2011-04-24 14:52:52 by no gnu taxes
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Good ole Joe
Post Date: 2011-04-24 08:50:03 by CZ82
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