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Germany: Far-Right Party Stirs Uproar With 'Step On Gas' Election Ad...
Post Date: 2011-08-14 19:20:01 by Brian S
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BERLIN – Just a month before the Berlin state elections, the German capital has been flooded with posters issued by the far-Right National Democratic Party (NPD) with the shocking slogan: "Step on gas." The election ad shows party leader Udo Voigt sitting on a motorcycle, wearing a black leather jacket (a popular piece of clothing among Neo-Nazis due to its resemblance of SS uniform), with the words "Gas geben!" – literally translated as "give gas". Voigt hopes to be elected to the Berlin council for the first time. His party representatives are already members of local councils in neighborhoods across the German capital. Naturally, ...
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
Post Date: 2011-08-14 18:42:58 by CZ82
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: --Our ...
Christine O’Donnell’S Amazon Page ‘Bombed’ With Dildos
Post Date: 2011-08-13 12:49:32 by Brian S
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Readers searching for failed Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's new book may get more than they bargained for. The book, Troublemaker: Let's Do What It Takes to Make America Great Again, isn't due out until next week, but clever detractors have already "bombed" O'Donnell's Amazon.com page by associating her name with products like vibrators, sex guides and books about witches. The tagged items are clearly intended to mock O'Donnell's past statements. For example, the Hello Kitty Vibrator and Getting Off: A Woman's Guide to Masturbation are probably a response to her stance against masturbation. A DVD of the movie The 40-Year-Old ...
Obama didn't kill Osama
Post Date: 2011-08-13 09:27:43 by CZ82
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. It is now believed that Bin Laden called the US Navy Seals himself.
Grand Island (2008): "We need to get the popularity up of a person like this." [Ron Paul] could use 'rock star' status in about four years."
Post Date: 2011-08-12 13:57:25 by Liberator
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Ron Paul Well... he is correct. The bailout somewhat treated the symptom but hardly solved the problem. This approach is how doctors treat patients when what they have is terminal. "I don't believe Mr. Paul feels we as a nation are terminal yet. I happen to agree. "We need to get the popularity up of a person like this. He could use 'rock star' status in about four years." GrandIsland posted on 2008-11-11 19:38:50 ET
Poster Comment:So who knew? Not so long ago Grand Island wuz once a "Paultard." OR maybe he wuz hacked back then (OR NOW.)
White House, In Escalation Of Jerusalem Controversy, Scrubs Its Web Site Of References To The City Being In Israel
Post Date: 2011-08-11 20:39:51 by Brian S
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The White House, in an escalation of a closely-watched case the Supreme Court is preparing to hear on whether Congress or the President gets to decide American policy in respect of passports of American citizens born in Jerusalem, has quietly altered its website to remove the references to Jerusalem being in “Israel.”
The references to Jersualem had appeared in the cutlines of photographs on the White House Web site illustrating an account of the vice president’s trip to Jerusalem last year. The references to ‘Jerusalem, Israel’ were first disclosed in The New York Sun’s dispatch last week on Zivotofsky v. Clinton. The case asks the high court to rule on the constitutionality of the 2002 ...
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
Post Date: 2011-08-11 19:36:50 by CZ82
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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David ...
Bert & Ernie AREN'T GAY!!!
Post Date: 2011-08-11 16:52:55 by calcon
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Sesame Street has finally responded to age-old rumors that Bert and Ernie are gay -- claiming the infamous room-sharing man-puppet odd couple are JUST FRIENDS ... and have no sexual orientation whatsoever. A petition emerged online this week, urging the creators of Sesame Street to marry the two puppets -- but the Sesame Workshop just posted a message on its Facebook account, writing, "Bert and Ernie are best friends." The statement continues, "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves." "Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and ...
The American Economy is so bad that...
Post Date: 2011-08-11 15:14:21 by Fred Mertz
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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was badly injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the ¼-ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so she was re-possessed! A ...
Ann Coulter Joins Breitbart On Board Of Gay Tea Party Group GOProud
Post Date: 2011-08-11 14:58:18 by Brian S
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Anti-43;gay conservative columnist Ann Coulter has joined the Advisory Board of the gay conservative Tea Party Republican group GOProud, as “Honorary Chair and Gay Icon.” Coulter, who regularly espouses anti-43;gay rhetoric and hate speech, said in a statement released by GOProud, “I am honored to serve in this capacity on GOProud’s Advisory Council, and look forward to being the Queen of Fabulous.” “Ann Coulter is a brilliant and fearless leader of the conservative movement, we are honored to have her as part of GOProud’s leadership,” said Christopher Barron, Chairman of GOProud’s Board. “Ann helped put our organization on the map. ...
August 11, 2011 Poll: Perry Would Enter In 2nd Place, But Only Giuliani Leads Obama
Post Date: 2011-08-11 12:04:34 by Brian S
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If Rick Perry enters the presidential race on Saturday as expected, a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation national poll released Thursday shows he will be Mitt Romney’s strongest Republican primary competitor. But the poll also shows that the undeclared Rudy Giuliani is the only potential GOP nominee who would win a head-to-head race with Barack Obama if the presidential election were held today. Among registered voters, Giuliani has 51 percent to Obama’s 45 percent. Romney is virtually tied with Obama, trailing 49 percent to 48 percent in a one-on-one matchup. Outside of head-to-head measurements, Romney leads a Republican field that includes non-candidates Giuliani and Sarah ...
Right-Wing Extremists Tricked by Trojan Shirts
Post Date: 2011-08-10 11:42:27 by Brian S
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With a skull-and-crossbones logo and the message "Hardcore Rebels - National and Free," some 250 black T-shirts given away at a recent right-wing extremist rock festival were quickly snapped up. But there was more to the tough-looking image than met the eye. Once the rightist rockers washed their new shirts, they were dismayed to find an entirely different message: "If your T-shirt can do it, so can you. We'll help to free you from right-wing extremism." The offer, complete with contact information, came from a group called Exit Deutschland, which helps people get out of the neo-Nazi scene. The group sent their "Trojan T-shirts," disguised as a donation ...
Vino Veritas
Post Date: 2011-08-08 21:37:57 by CZ82
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Cowboy rules
Post Date: 2011-08-08 17:04:58 by CZ82
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Cowboy rules: 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. Every person in the Wild West ...
Community Organizer - Basic Training
Post Date: 2011-08-08 15:43:00 by Hondo68
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Harry Reid Poster
Post Date: 2011-08-07 18:05:21 by CZ82
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Poster Comment:The poster child for Liberals...
LOST BALLOONIST
Post Date: 2011-08-07 17:07:50 by CZ82
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LOST BALLOONIST A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican. "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the ...
Star Trek Vs. The Evil Tea Party Pods
Post Date: 2011-08-05 22:07:16 by Get Outta Dodge!
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Obama, Boehner and Reid are officers on the Starship USS Enterprise
Due to being surrounded by a fleet of battlestarships of the Evil Emprire of the Tea Party Pods, these officers have initiated a Starship SelfDestruct Sequence - which will occur in 60 seconds. The only thing that will stop it now is all three officers inserting their special keys into the auxillary super- secret slot.
60 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are still in place - not moving
50 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are blinking, but not moving
40 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships - still there
30 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships starting to ...
Appropriate place for his face
Post Date: 2011-08-05 18:41:51 by CZ82
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Democrats building fence to keep illegal voters in, Michael Moore joins Tea Party
Post Date: 2011-08-05 16:00:50 by Happy Quanzaa
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E-Trade Baby Loses Everything.
Post Date: 2011-08-05 13:57:51 by smokestack
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4hfdaC7eL4&feature=share
MSNBC Host, Guest Consider Whether Tea Partiers Are Addicts, 'Delusional' [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-08-04 12:09:36 by Brian S
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MSNBC host Martin Bashir interviewed Stanton Peele, a psychologist and an "expert on addiction," this afternoon. Bashir urged Peele to psychologically evaluate supporters of the Tea Party. "It reminds us of addiction because addicts are seeking something that they can't have," Peele said. "They want a state of happiness or nirvana that can't be achieved except through an artificial substance and reminds us of the Norway situation, when people are thwarted at obtaining something they can't, have they often strike out and Norway is one kind of example to one kind of reaction to that kind of a frustration." Bashir later asked: "So you're ...
Clocks In Heaven
Post Date: 2011-08-03 07:06:22 by CZ82
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Clocks In Heaven A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are-lie clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating, she's never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved ...
Most of Newt Gingrich’s Twitter Followers Are Fake
Post Date: 2011-08-01 17:13:40 by Brian S
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Yesterday Newt Gingrich laid out a new argument for why he should be the GOP presidential nominee: He's got the most Twitter followers. But according to a former Gingrich staffer, he bought them. Gingrich complained yesterday that the press is ignoring his prodigious Twitter audience: "I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn't count because if it counted I'd still be a candidate; since I can't be a candidate that can't count." Which is true! Gingrich currently boasts 1,325,842 followers, whereas competitors Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann have yet to crack 100,000. But if Newt is winning the Twitter ...
Obama to be Immortalized at Mount Rushmore
Post Date: 2011-08-01 16:19:41 by Lenny
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I-90 will be closed across south dakota this weekend because of materials beingg hawled to Mount rushmore for obamma to be immortalized there, a 200 ton lump of coall to be precise. why coall you ask?? well they couldn't find a piece of shit bigg enough!
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