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Joe Rogan Experience #2219 - Donald Trump
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Latest Articles: Humor
Yea ... it seems to always happen late Saturday night or early Sunday morning
Post Date: 2012-01-15 01:56:38 by buckeroo
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#11. To: yukon (#8) Amazing what happens on weekends, isn't it? Yea ... it seems to always happen late Saturday night or early Sunday morning. LOL! Whatever makes HIM happy ... in his drunken stupor. Gatlin posted on 2012-01-15 1:43:02 ET ROTFL
Stereotypes About Jews and Money Bubble Up in Sermon by Katy Perry's Dad
Post Date: 2012-01-09 19:13:22 by Brian S
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New York, NY, January 9, 2012 … The age-old stereotypes about Jews and money are "alive and well and continue to bubble up to the surface" in society, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) said today in reaction to an anti-Semitic sermon by Keith Hudson, an evangelist preacher and the father of pop star Katy Perry, who during an appearance in Ohio reportedly railed against Jews and money. In a sermon last week at the Church on the Rise in Westlake, Ohio, according to news reports, Mr. Hudson railed against Jews, telling hundreds of worshippers: "You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey. You go to L.A. and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk ...
ADL slams Santorum for 'Jesus' comment
Post Date: 2012-01-08 18:08:08 by Brian S
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BOSTON – Jewish groups slammed Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum on Friday for telling listeners of a Boston radio show that “we always need a Jesus guy” in the campaign. Santorum, formerly a Pennsylvania senator and the second-place winner of the Iowa caucus, made the remark Thursday after being asked about a listener’s comment that “we don’t need a Jesus guy this election. We need an economics guy this election.” Santorum continued, “Do you stand up and say, ‘God bless America?’ Do you mean it? Are you just saying it? The idea that we don’t need someone with a moral compass, is that what we’ve come to? Is that ...
25 Things Every Guy Should Not Know How to Do
Post Date: 2012-01-07 09:39:14 by CZ82
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25 Things Every Guy Should Not Know How to Do By Sterling T. Terrell Yes, there are lots of things every man should know how to do. There are lists everywhere. There are websites and magazines devoted to it. Rather typically, however, I find myself musing in the opposite direction. So listen close. Every Guy Should Not Know How To: 1. Plan a wedding. If you're in it, your only job is to show up on time. If you are simply attending, your responsibility is to eat and drink. The more wedding cake, the better. Try to have enough class to not get embarrassingly drunk, though. 2. Arrange flowers. Sure, flowers look amazing in the Keukenhof Gardens near Amsterdam in the spring. But ...
Cobra Commander for President! (O'bungler is history now)
Post Date: 2012-01-05 11:59:44 by Hondo68
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Cobra Commander announces his run for the office of supreme leader and lavishly details his outstanding record — endless war, torture, secret arrests, and a continuation of the jackhammer effect on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
Poster Comment:The ultimate in HomieLand inSecurity. Total protection from terrorism, except for the ones in government. Better than Bush and Obama combined.
The World's Shortest Books
Post Date: 2012-01-01 18:12:36 by CZ82
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The World's Shortest Books THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By ...
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post Date: 2011-12-31 11:51:21 by CZ82
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
Poster Comment:Especially Rule #5!!!
Another Golfer Joke
Post Date: 2011-12-31 11:35:25 by CZ82
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take ...
FOX NEWS: Sarah Palin is a Paultard
Post Date: 2011-12-24 22:52:26 by We The People
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More Dangerous Then a Ghetto Crack Head
Post Date: 2011-12-23 00:22:53 by A K A Stone
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PREGNANT AT 71
Post Date: 2011-12-20 19:07:36 by CZ82
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PREGNANT AT 71 A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. " Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued ...
Mitt Romney and Ron Paul Face Off!
Post Date: 2011-12-17 10:10:34 by A K A Stone
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Santa Obama (Would you like some coal for Xmas)?
Post Date: 2011-12-17 07:24:40 by CZ82
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Hallelujah Corporations
Post Date: 2011-12-14 08:55:20 by lucysmom
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People doing that Newt kind of love
Post Date: 2011-12-14 08:33:46 by Ferret Mike
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-- Just wanted to show how that special cheating kind of love a Newt can understand, lives and will inspire in America as a leader. Enjoy.
The Ant and the Grasshopper (Both Versions)
Post Date: 2011-12-13 17:55:03 by CZ82
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OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands ...
We are all doomed
Post Date: 2011-12-10 11:50:29 by no gnu taxes
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We are all doomed. There is no chance for a better America or world. Do you morons who thought Obama was the answer realize what idiots you were by now? So vote if you must. Democrat, Republican; it doesn't matter. Better to enjoy what little life you have left. Immerse yourself in pop culture. Go see Saw XV. What's J-Lo and Angelina Jolie up to? Hey, what are those latest hip-hop releases? Forget about a healthy lifestyle. Do you really think you are going to live forever? Drink to excess every day. It will help numb realities. Go ahead and have that all meat extra cheese pizza. You know you want it. Cigarettes? Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. Don't pay your bills. ...
Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds
Post Date: 2011-12-08 23:27:09 by Ferret Mike
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WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — According to a statement from the Justice Department, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office’s general fund.
The DOJ report claims that from 1993-1999 the presidential hopeful spent over $150,000 to lighten the tint of his rectal opening.
Members of Congress are allotted an average of $1.4 million annually to run their offices.
Although it has been well-known that Gingrich was obsessed with the color of his anus, Washington insiders expressed shock to learn that thousands of dollars in over-the-counter anal bleaching products were being charged to his ...
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
Post Date: 2011-12-03 22:07:31 by jwpegler
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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas ... 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me (perfect for Obama) 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls ... and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- ...
USMC.......... Best Joke of the year
Post Date: 2011-11-30 18:13:07 by CZ82
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USMC.......... Best Joke of the year A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and ...
What Did Ann Coulter Really Say That Got Censored on MSNBC?
Post Date: 2011-11-30 16:08:23 by CZ82
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What Did Ann Coulter Really Say That Got Censored on MSNBC? Posted on November 30, 2011 at 9:43am by Billy Hallowell On Tuesday morning, Ann Coulter was bleeped for a sum total of 13 seconds on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.” Initially, the Blaze reported that she was silenced for calling Arizona Sen. John McCain a “douche bag,” however Coulter offered up a different explanation on last night’s “Joy Behar Show.” Behar said, “I saw you on ‘Morning Joe’ this morning and you were bleeped. What did you say?” Coulter responded, saying, “Well, I don’t want to be bleeped again, but I said ‘dickweed.’” Her explanation of ...
ObamaNation: Reason??
Post Date: 2011-11-22 07:50:50 by CZ82
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"Quite Your Bitchin' And Get Back To Work"
Post Date: 2011-11-20 00:54:08 by Murron
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The First Ever Registered Democrat Voter???
Post Date: 2011-11-19 08:57:41 by CZ82
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Truth in Physics
Post Date: 2011-11-12 18:23:28 by Capitalist Eric
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