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Medical advances by country
Post Date: 2012-02-14 18:43:50 by sneakypete
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A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's Testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking For work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we Take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we Take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. Doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, You are way behind us....in the USA, ...

Quit comparing me to Obama
Post Date: 2012-02-13 15:44:30 by CZ82
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Poster Comment:I wonder if they are somehow related???

RECYCLING PROGRAM: SEND YOUR USED CONDOMS TO THE WHITE HOUSE!
Post Date: 2012-02-10 07:09:20 by A K A Stone
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Obama wants to force the Catholic Church and other Churches to buy condoms. This violates the first amendment. This is a call for a protest and a recycling program at the same time. All used condoms should be sent to The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20500 Thank You and Please post this everywhere. Poster Comment: Put them in a plastic ziplock bag so nothing leaks out. I'm not serious of course so don't do this..

Okla. Lawmaker Defends ‘Spilled Semen’ Amendment
Post Date: 2012-02-09 19:03:27 by Brian S
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A Democratic lawmaker on Thursday defended her satirical amendment to an anti-abortion bill that would outlaw Onanism in Oklahoma. A proposed “personhood” bill in Oklahoma would define human life as beginning at the moment of conception. In response, Oklahoma State Sen. Constance Johnson tried to amend the legislation to make it illegal for men to spill their seed outside a woman’s vagina. “As a woman and a 31-year veteran of the legislative process in Oklahoma, I am increasingly offended by state law trends that solely focus on the female’s role in the reproductive process,” she explained on The Guardian. “With Oklahoma’s new, ...

How Many Ferrets Does It Take To Fill The Fridge?
Post Date: 2012-02-07 23:46:17 by A K A Stone
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Just askin

Newt's Ridiculous Wikipedia Page Edits
Post Date: 2012-02-06 19:16:45 by Brian S
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(CNN) – As recently as last week, Newt Gingrich's communications director has been criticized by editors on Wikipedia for dozens of edits he has made and requested in defense of his candidate. While some of the changes were minor, Joe DeSantis has removed or asked to remove factual references to Gingrich's three marriages as well as mentions of ethics charges brought against him while he served as speaker of the House. These efforts continued as recently as Monday. Wikipedia records show DeSantis has made over 60 adjustments to entries in the online, publicly-edited encyclopedia to the biographical entry on Gingrich, the similar page on his wife, Callista, and a separate ...

Would Reagan Be a Democrat Today?
Post Date: 2012-02-06 07:40:27 by Happy Quanzaa
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Abbott and Costello on Why Unemployment Numbers are Improving!
Post Date: 2012-02-06 06:49:41 by CZ82
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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .. ABBOTT: Good subject. Terrible times. It's about 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that's 9%... COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%? ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work. COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed. ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed. COSTELLO: But .... they are out of ...

Newt Gingrich, Lesbian Shocker?
Post Date: 2012-02-05 15:37:49 by calcon
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Got your attention? Well, read on. News today is that Gingrich is planning to hold a press conference after the Nevada caucuses wrap up. This comes as the National Enquirer hits the stands today with the blaring headline, NEWT GINGRICH’S WIFE, LESBIAN SHOCKER. Oh oh. Remember when the National Enquirer reported that John Edwards was screwing around and had a love child? So ask yourself, would the National Enquirer risk a lawsuit by making a false, unsubstantiated claim against the potential First Lady? Is this why Newt is going to hold a press conference? Fold his tent rather than put his family life under further scrutiny? I don’t think this kind of allegation, if true, ...

Worldnetdaily Founder Joseph Farah Promotes Rubio Ineligibility Argument
Post Date: 2012-02-02 13:02:22 by Brian S
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By Alicia M. Cohn - 02/01/12 01:08 PM ET Conservative Joseph Farah on Tuesday evening predicted that “10 percent of the Republican vote” would fail to get behind Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) as the hypothetical vice presidential nominee because they will believe the circumstances of his birth make him ineligible. Farah has been one of the most prominent and persistent voices of the so-called “birther” movement, which argues that President Obama is not eligible to be president of the United States due to doubts about his birthplace and the citizenship of his parents. Farah’s objection to Rubio might serve as a rallying cry to voters convinced that Obama’s ...

Gingrich: Romney Kept Kosher Food From Holocaust Survivors
Post Date: 2012-01-31 17:01:33 by Brian S
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Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has taken his campaign to a new low in his desperation to win the Florida primary. In an automated “robocall” to Florida voters, the Gingrich campaign claimed that former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney prevented Jewish Holocaust survivors from eating kosher food. The call was first posted online by Shaun Dakin, founder of StopPoliticalCalls.org. “As governor of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney vetoed a bill paying for kosher food for our seniors in nursing homes,” a recorded voice says. “Holocaust survivors, who for the first time, were forced to eat non-kosher, because Romney thought $5 was too much to pay for our ...

Huge Israeli Heron Drone That Can Reach Iran Crashes During Routine Flight
Post Date: 2012-01-29 18:37:25 by Brian S
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JERUSALEM — The Israeli military says a drone that can fly as far as Iran has crashed in central Israel on a routine experimental flight. The military says there were no injuries in Sunday’s crash, and it was investigating the incident. The Heron TP drone is also known locally as the Eitan. It has a wingspan of 86 feet (26 meters), making it the size of a Boeing 737 passenger jet. It is the largest unmanned aircraft in Israel’s military arsenal. The drone figures to be featured prominently in any potential Israeli operation against Iran and its expanding nuclear program. Heron TP could provide surveillance, jam enemy communications and connect ground control and manned ...

Classes for Women
Post Date: 2012-01-28 19:53:59 by CZ82
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Classes for Women EDISON COMMUNITY COLLEGE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sun, November 30, 2011 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF TOPICS ADDRESSED , CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 ...

Gingrich Claims Marital Infidelity Makes Him ‘More Normal’
Post Date: 2012-01-25 19:51:20 by Brian S
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In a recent interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA) made the surprising claim that his multiple extramarital affairs actually make him “more normal” that his chief opponent, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R). The interviewer was asking Gingrich why he thinks he’s been doing so well among evangelical Christians, and instead of pointing out that many evangelicals believe that Mormonism is a “cult,” he suggested that it was really due to his commitment to fight against liberals who he believes are conducting a “war on religion.” Gingrich added that Christians “recognize that I have not hidden ...

Gov. Christie Nominates Two For State Supreme Court, Including Gay African-American Mayor
Post Date: 2012-01-23 12:52:27 by Brian S
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TRENTON — Gov. Chris Christie today nominated an openly gay African-American Republican mayor and an assistant state attorney general to the state’s highest court. Christie nominated Phil Kwon, who worked under Christie when he was U.S. attorney, and Bruce Harris, who was elected mayor of Chatham Borough in November. Kwon, of Bergen County, would be the first Asian-American to sit on the state Supreme Court. The two would replace former Justice John Wallace Jr., whom Christie declined to reappoint in 2010, and Justice Virginia Long, who faces mandatory retirement in March. Christie has emphasized that he wants to remake the Supreme Court, which he blames for tying his hands on ...

Made up my mind
Post Date: 2012-01-21 18:27:15 by CZ82
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Tea Party Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount
Post Date: 2012-01-20 15:58:55 by Brian S
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By Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite Animation is not just for kids any more. In fact, there’s nothing at all “Mickey Mouse” about the cartoon video just released by the American Values Network. “Tea Party Jesus: the Sermon on the Mall” is a cartoon send up of “Teavangelicals,” the Tea Party attempt to brand itself as a Christian movement. Tea party Jesus, unlike Jesus of Nazareth, doesn’t take his inspiration from the Hebrew prophets. Instead, he preaches using the sayings of the tea party. Tea party Jesus preaches on the national Mall, not on a Mount overlooking the Sea of Galilee. The text is a little different too: “Blessed are the mean in ...

Gingrich Cancels Campaign Event, Poor Attendance
Post Date: 2012-01-20 11:35:53 by Brian S
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CHARLESTON, S.C.—Newt Gingrich has cancelled a campaign appearance in South Carolina because of poor attendance. The Republican presidential candidate was scheduled to speak to the Southern Republican Leadership on Friday. But a campaign spokesman told reporters that he would no longer be appearing due to poor attendance. There were just a few dozen people in the audience at the College of Charleston's arena, where the event was taking place. The conference has suffered from low attendance all week but Gingrich rival Rick Santorum went ahead and addressed the group on Thursday. Gingrich's spokesman said skipping the stop would give the former House speaker more time at his ...

Evangelical Leader Compares Gingrich To Italian Cruise Ship Captain
Post Date: 2012-01-20 11:28:13 by Brian S
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One evangelical leader says that Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich is like the Italian captain whose cruise ship sank — because the former House Speaker was sailing on his own personal love boat when he cheated on his first and second wives. Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council — a hate group, according the the Southern Poverty Law Center — reacted to the news on Thursday that Gingrich’s second wife, Marianne, would be spilling secrets about her former marriage to ABC News. “I think, especially in the evangelical community, they understand the issue of forgiveness,” Perkins told CNN’s Soledad O’Brien. “But that does not ...

#158. To: Goldi-Lox (#0) re: Newt Gingrich
Post Date: 2012-01-19 12:42:13 by buckeroo
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#158. To: Goldi-Lox (#0) No more donations for YOU. They're going to Ron Paul's campaign, rather than to a site where the owner complains about "too many Ron Paul articles" and abandons all pretense at the impartiality claimed on the front page. You're as pathetic as Jim Robinson's "Free" "Republic." Greybird posted on 2012-01-19 12:34:21 ET ROTFL

Newt Gingrich Says He’d Ask Sarah Palin to Take a ‘Major Role’ in His Administration
Post Date: 2012-01-18 18:58:46 by Brian S
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A day after winning a partial endorsement from Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich said today he would ask the former governor of Alaska to play a “major role” in his administration should he make it to the White House. “Certainly, she’s one of the people I’d call on for advice,” Gingrich said in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. “I would ask her to consider taking a major role in the next administration if I’m president, but nothing has been discussed of any kind. And it wouldn’t be appropriate to discuss it at this time.” Gingrich, who saw his popularity in South Carolina jump sharply after Monday night’s debate, also praised the ...

Jewish Man Arrested For Swastikas, Anti-Semitic Calls
Post Date: 2012-01-17 12:00:54 by Brian S
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NEW YORK (Reuters) – A Jewish man was under arrest on hate-crime charges on Monday, accused of making anti-Semitic telephone calls to his mother and other elderly women and putting swastikas on apartment doors, police said. A family business dispute drove David Haddad, 56, of Manhattan, who is Jewish, to make threatening phone calls to his mother, 80, and two other women, ages 87 and 78, a police source said. “He threatened to kill the other individual on the phone as well as her relatives,” said a police spokesman. “He said basically that all Jews should die and go to hell.” Haddad, who was charged with aggravated harassment as a hate crime, also was accused of ...

Georgia Lawmaker Who Sponsored Welfare Drug Testing Bill Busted For DUI
Post Date: 2012-01-17 11:59:34 by Brian S
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A Georgia Republican who co-sponsored legislation that would require random drug testing of welfare recipients was arrested on early Friday morning and charged with DUI, according to Channel 2 Action News. Rep. Kip Smith was pulled over after a police officer witnessed him run through a red light. The officer said he could smell the odor of alcohol coming from Smith’s car and had the lawmaker take a breathalyzer test, which he failed. Smith has co-sponsored legislation in the Georgia General Assembly that would require random drug testing for recipients of certain public assistance. In response to the bill, Democratic Georgia state Rep. Scott Holcomb has introduced legislation that ...

Israel Rattled As Hackers Hit Stock Exchange, Key Outlets
Post Date: 2012-01-16 19:19:19 by Brian S
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(Reuters) – Hackers disrupted online access to the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange, El Al Airlines and three banks on Monday in what the government described as a cyber-offensive against Israel. The attacks came just days after an unidentified hacker, proclaiming Palestinian sympathies, posted the details of thousands of Israeli credit card holders and other personal information on the Internet in a mass theft. Stock trading and El Al flights operated normally despite the disruption, which occurred as Israeli media reported that pro-Palestinian hackers had threatened at the weekend to shut down the TASE stock exchange and airline Web sites. While apparently confined to areas causing only ...

Obama’s MLK Moment
Post Date: 2012-01-16 18:45:03 by CZ82
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