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Bubba Blockbuster: "O’s an ‘amateur" (Laugh of the Day)
Post Date: 2012-05-12 08:37:14 by CZ82
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Bill blockbuster: O’s an ‘amateur’ By CARL CAMPANILE, 11:34 AM, May 11, 2012 Bill Clinton thought so little of President Obama — mocking him as an “amateur” — that he pressed his wife last summer to quit her job as secretary of state and challenge him in the primaries, a new book claims, “The country needs you!” the former president told Hillary Clinton, urging her to run this year, according to accounts of the conversation included in Edward Klein’s new biography of Obama. The title of Klein’s explosive, unauthorized bio of Obama, “The Amateur” (Regnery Publishing), was taken directly from Bill Clinton’s bombshell ...

Obama: I’m the Real Small-Government President, Not Reagan (Laugh of the Day)
Post Date: 2012-05-11 07:06:04 by CZ82
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Obama: I’m the Real Small-Government President, Not Reagan President Obama tried to make the argument today that he’s the real small-government leader, not Reagan and other Republicans. “After there was a recession under Ronald Reagan, government employment went way up,” Obama said at a college in Albany, N.Y. “It went up after the recessions under the first George Bush and the second George Bush. So each time there was a recession with a Republican president, compensated — we compensated by making sure that government didn’t see a drastic reduction in employment.” “The only time government employment has gone down during a recession has been ...

Wasteful Spending Spin vs Fact (Laugh of the Day)
Post Date: 2012-05-10 18:17:36 by CZ82
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Wasteful Spending Spin vs Fact Recently Obama for America Deputy Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter posted a video to Attack Watch responding to the new Americans for Prosperity ad, “Wasteful Spending.” This video is a desperate campaign tactic trying to divert and deflect from the truth: President Obama wasted billions in taxpayer dollars on “green energy” boondoggles in foreign countries. This attempted rebuttal is really just a series of half-truths and outright lies in which Ms. Cutter equivocates and obfuscates Obama’s record. This video was doomed to fail by relying heavily on Washington Post “fact checker” Glenn Kessler, who wrote a piece that ...

Return of Son of Underwear Bomber: The Terrible, Horrible Truth
Post Date: 2012-05-09 13:51:13 by Capitalist Eric
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G.W. Bush models earlier version of exploding codpiece, designed to destroy US secrets in the event of penetration of the presidential underwear by enemy agents. The same basic design, greatly enlarged and with minor modifications, was used in the recent "Underwear Bomber II" attack. The Guardian has revealed that Underwear Bomber II, who was about to blow up a passenger jet with an undetectable explosive codpiece when he was somehow detected, was actually a CIA agent. Based on a number of interviews with those involved (zero is a number, right?) and my expertise as a Ph.D. Arabist and terror expert, I can tell you pretty much what happened. Underwear Bomber II - let's call ...

Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage
Post Date: 2012-05-09 13:44:43 by calcon
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WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on the issue both "cowardly" and "an example of failed leadership." Speaking to reporters from the White House East Room, Obama said that he has had enough of the president's endless hedging on same-sex marriage and that, as president of the United States, he can't just sit back and take a passive position on what he called the "most important civil rights issue of our time." "President Obama's inability to simply state whether he's for or against gay marriage is ...

Romney: ‘I’ll Take A Lot Of Credit’ For Saving The Auto Industry
Post Date: 2012-05-08 11:28:31 by Brian S
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Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney on Monday gave himself kudos for the U.S. auto industry’s recovery because he had called to let car companies go bankrupt. “I pushed the idea of a managed bankruptcy,” the candidate told Cleveland’s WEWS-TV. “And finally, when that was done, and help was given, the companies got back on their feet.” “So I’ll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry’s come back,” he added. In a 2008 New York Times op-ed titled “Let Detroit Go Bankrupt,” Romney warned that if a bailout was provided to the auto industry then “its demise will be virtually guaranteed.” But ...

MATH QUIZ: Reveals your favorite movie!!
Post Date: 2012-05-05 10:50:25 by CZ82
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MATH QUIZ: Reveals your favorite movie!! I am very good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER! DO NOT cheat and scroll down to the movies. Do YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is (at least most of you will be, idiots won't)... 1. Pick a number from 1-9. 2. Multiply that number by 3. 3. Add 3. 4. Multiply by 3 again. 5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite ...

Octomom To Produce Self-Pleasure Porn; The Apocalypse Is Coming
Post Date: 2012-05-01 10:18:44 by calcon
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I've been trying to discount this entire 2012 apocalypse prophecy, but it's becoming increasingly harder with news headlines like our friends at TMZ just shot me, Octomom Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video. Yep, Octomom is making a porn. This despite her pledge never to do so no matter how tough times got. However, when you think about it, maybe if she would've stirred her corn soup solo in the first place she wouldn't be bankrupt Octomom with the dirty filthy house, she'd just be crazy single lady Nadya Suleman with the dirty filthy house. Nut job woman finds doctor to implant her with eight babies then makes masturbation porno to feed her offspring. Oh yes, the meteor ...

Dog, Interrupted: Obama To Host Culinary Adventure Show
Post Date: 2012-04-30 18:20:29 by Capitalist Eric
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Besides the presidential hat, Barack Obama wears many others: TV personality, best-selling author, inspirational speaker. And now he is the host on the new Travel Channel food series Dog, Interrupted, which focuses on eating dog and other food that defies hypocritical values of bigoted Western civilization. As he continues to explore every corner of the globe looking to deconstruct the American paradigm, Obama encounters the weird, wild and downright outrageous dog recipes that help define the wonderfully post-modern, post-civilization landscape. But eating dog is only the first glimpse of multicultural nutrition in faraway lands. Diving headfirst into life's diverse, post-American ...

Texas Judge Foils Perry’s Plot To Kill Planned Parenthood
Post Date: 2012-04-30 16:02:49 by Brian S
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Texas Governor Rick Perry (R) was rebuked by a federal court on Monday for his decision to withdraw all Medicare funds from the Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA), in a move that triggered a showdown with the federal government amid an election season already fraught with gender politics. The ruling, issued by Judge Lee Yeakel in Austin, will preserve Medicaid Women’s Health Program funding for PPFA clinics across the state, ensuring over 130,000 lower income women will continue to receive reproductive health care services. While Yeakel’s ruling is only a temporary injunction, it prevents Texas from shutting off the funds in the near term until the full trial can ...

Auto Bailout Was Mitt Romney's Idea
Post Date: 2012-04-28 18:43:14 by Brian S
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Top Mitt Romney adviser Eric Fehrnstrom vowed that President Obama's auto bailout was the GOP presidential hopeful's idea. Fehrnstrom claimed Obama followed Romney's course to help the auto industry during an appearance at a Saturday roundtable discussion hosted by the The Washington Post. “His position on the bailout was exactly what President Obama followed,” Fehrnstrom said. "He said, 'If you want to save the auto industry, just don't write them a check. That will seal their doom. What they need to do is go through a managed bankruptcy process.'" "The only economic success that President Obama has had is because he followed Mitt ...

Nugent Says He's Insulted By Concert Cancellation [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2012-04-28 13:58:30 by Brian S
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(04-27) 21:35 PDT LOS ANGELES, (AP) -- Ted Nugent said he was insulted by the cancellation of his planned concert at an Army post over his comments about President Barack Obama. Commanders at the Fort Knox, Ky., post nixed Nugent's segment of a June concert after the rocker and conservative activist said at a recent National Rifle Association meeting that he would be "dead or in jail by this time next year" if Obama is re-elected. Nugent told The Associated Press this week that his words were not intended as a threat against the president. "To think that there's a bureaucrat in the United States Army that would consider the use or abuse of First Amendment rights ...

The RINO GOP be damned!! FR will live to fight another day!! [FReepathon thread XIV]
Post Date: 2012-04-25 12:39:32 by calcon
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Howdy everyone!! Looks like a man who has no conservative accomplishments whatsoever (actually, no REPUBLICAN accomplishments whatsoever) is going to get the GOP nomination. A man whose record virtually matches Obama's in every respect, right down to his very own government mandated socialist compulsory health insurance program. What were they thinking? It's going to be an interesting election season, but then we live in interesting times. To the RINO GOP: I'm not going to campaign for this phony empty suit. Not going to cheerlead for a man with an abortionist, homosexualist, statist record. Cannot possibly vote for him. But y'all gotta do what y'all gotta do. ...

Dana Rohrabacher, California Rep., Barred From Entering Afghanistan By Hamid Karzai
Post Date: 2012-04-23 12:50:02 by Brian S
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WASHINGTON -- Afghan President Hamid Karzai may not be able to silence his critics in Washington, but he can stop them from entering his country. On Friday, Karzai barred Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) from traveling to Afghanistan with his fellow congressmen. Rohrabacher, a longtime critic of Karzai, called the move a "pretty desperate" attempt to prevent his views from being aired in front of the Afghan people. "The nature of his own regime is corrupt and he doesn't want anyone to be able to say it," Rohrabacher told The Huffington Post from Qatar, where he was awaiting a flight back to the United States on Monday. Rohrabacher was ...

Maliki Meets Ahmadinejad At Start Of Visit – Iraq PM In Iran To Boost Ties
Post Date: 2012-04-22 15:57:39 by Brian S
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TEHRAN: Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki met Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yesterday at the start of a two-day visit to boost relations between their Muslim states. “If Tehran and Baghdad are strong, the region will have no place for the United States and the Zionist regime,” Ahmadinejad said, quoted by state news agency IRNA, in reference to Tehran’s arch-foe Israel. He said there was “no limit to the strengthening of political, economic and cultural ties” between them. Such moves would serve to “boost stability and security in the region,” chimed in Maliki, who also held talks with parliament speaker Ali Larijani. The visit notably comes ...

New Book
Post Date: 2012-04-21 10:43:45 by CZ82
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Poster Comment:Just for those select few of you out there that don't have a clue!!!!

Cantor Suggests Anti-Semitism Is A Problem Within The House GOP Caucus
Post Date: 2012-04-20 12:22:56 by Brian S
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A few weeks ago, the House GOP was up in arms over House Majority Leader Eric Cantor’s (R-VA) $25,000 donation to anti-incumbent candidate Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL), who ultimately defeated his opponent, incumbent Rep. Don Manzullo (R-IL). But the story got a little more fraught when it turned out that Manzullo once said Cantor would not be “saved” because he is Jewish. Today, Cantor, the only Jewish House Republican, nearly affirmed that this was the reason he fought against Manzullo’s re-election, insinuating that anti-Semitism — and racism — are lingering problems among the House GOP generally. He speaking at a breakfast event organized by Politico. ...

Hitler Finds Out Obama Ate His Dog (Fluffy)
Post Date: 2012-04-19 18:02:43 by Hondo68
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In response to E-Mails about my dog.....
Post Date: 2012-04-19 12:33:38 by calcon
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Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog, who mauled Six people wearing Obama tee shirts, Four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, Two Democrats, Nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks, Three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver. FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

Satan Disappointed in Neocon Spawn
Post Date: 2012-04-18 19:19:51 by Hondo68
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His Satanic Majesty Satan, aka Lucifer, aka Beelzebub, has recently expressed great disappointment in his current quasi-humanoid offspring, commonly known to the public as "neoconservatives." "I have been trying for thousands of years to get humanity to follow the Left-Hand Path, and these guys are the pits at helping me," he said disgustedly, in a recent interview. "I've been behind some major players--Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Lincoln, FDR--and compared to them, these guys are buffoons. They couldn't even con the US administration into invading two insignificant little countries without fouling it up. I wanted millions dead, decades of war and murder and ...

Jay Leno: "Even Obama Is Doing Worse Under President Obama"
Post Date: 2012-04-17 12:46:07 by calcon
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Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."

Obama: The Return of King Akhenaten?
Post Date: 2012-04-13 01:14:35 by A K A Stone
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Jim Bob and the Drug Store
Post Date: 2012-04-11 18:32:35 by CZ82
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Jim Bob walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism. Jim Bob then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than ...

Newt Gingrich To Rick Santorum Supporters: Vote For Me
Post Date: 2012-04-11 11:01:10 by Brian S
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Newt Gingrich has cheekily called on Rick Santorum’s supporters to throw their weight behind him to prevent Mitt Romney becoming the Republican presidential nominee. Gingrich repeatedly split the rightwing vote with Santorum, allowing Romney to win state after state that he might otherwise have lost if faced with only one of them. Santorum, who won 11 states to only two taken by Gingrich, expressed frustration that there was no single candidate for conservatives to unite behind, and repeatedly urged Gingrich to stand aside. But it is too late for either of them. Even with Santorum out of the race, Gingrich’s campaign collapsed last month when, portraying himself as a southern ...

Notice: FR Is And Will Remain A Pro-Life, Small Government Conservative Site.
Post Date: 2012-04-10 15:49:21 by Brian S
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Notice: FR is and will remain a pro-life, small government conservative site. April 10, 2012 | Jim Robinson Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 3:29:15 PM by Jim Robinson To hell with the GOP-e. Barring a miracle, they got their big government, unconstitutional mandate loving, socialist abortionist Obama-lite RINO on the ballot, they can now get him elected. We are the resistance!! Shove him down our throats today, we shove him up your donkeys in November!! I can see November from my house!!

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