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Latest Articles: Humor
How It's Really Done
Post Date: 2016-03-04 17:07:49 by Stoner
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In the old days, you would gradually provide for your retirement by saving money, either stashing cash under the floorboards or at a bank. By the term “in old days”, I actually DO mean all the way back to dinosaurs, who did NOT save for their retirements (which you can easily prove for yourself by examining the fossil record), and they all died penniless. Let that be a lesson to you. Anyway, the bank at which you saved towards retirement would pay you somepiddly rate of interest that at least offset the rate of inflation, and little by little your little stash grew and grew, until one day it was a mighty oak tree, majestically spreading its strong, leafy branches to the beaconing ...
Views On Aging - Too Funny Not To Pass It On
Post Date: 2016-02-20 17:30:39 by SOSO
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Poster Comment:If you are of the age you resemble these remarks.
Group Therapy Session at the Institute for the Politically Insane
Post Date: 2016-02-11 07:07:05 by CZ82
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Group Therapy Session at the Institute for the Politically Insane Michael Smith | On February 10, 2016 It’s Saturday morning in the sunlit day room, time for the weekly group therapy session at the Institute for the Politically Insane. Patients file in, surrounded by tough looking orderlies. After everyone but one has had their chance to share, patients become impatient, knowing what’s coming, the last to speak—whom nobody wants to hear— crazier even than the rest, Mike, is about to bore and irritate them. Here’s what happens: “Hi, I’m Mike and I’m running for president!” Groans and guffaws ensue, with pleadings to be allowed to return to ...
Sgt Joe Biggs from InfoWars Arrested Austin TX Update: Not Arrested (+drunk girlfriend)
Post Date: 2016-02-09 14:41:31 by Hondo68
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Published on Feb 8, 2016 Update: I'm ok, I DID NOT get arrested. The Cops just handcuffed me until they heard what happened with security guard https://twitter.com/Rambobiggs/status... Video taken from Sgt. Joe Biggs Periscope Channel https://www.periscope.tv/Rambobiggs) shows him and girlfriend, Merissa, arguing and scuffling with a security guard. At one point Sgt. Joe Biggs can be heard struggling to yell "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!" Austin PD arrives and detains a disoriented Biggs. The security guard claims he was assaulted while attempting to restrain the InfoWars reporter and retired Army Vet.. Reason is not yet known as to what caused the ...
Funny Vids [Rubio vs. Rubio, The Aria of Donald Trump]
Post Date: 2016-02-09 08:57:48 by Tooconservative
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Poster Comment:I thought the Trump vid was better because Trump's persona is a bit operatic.
Smear Here: The Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread
Post Date: 2016-02-06 17:44:34 by Rufus T Firefly
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(This is from last year, but it's still valid) Welcome to the People’s Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread™, where comrades are cordially invited to smear, trash, bash, revile, excoriate, and otherwise assassinate the character of GOP Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz. We want you to have fun, and all we ask is that you do not say anything nice about him, mainly because there is nothing nice to say. Bad. Dangerous. Evil. Stupid. Liar. Bloodthirsty. Vile. Hypocrite. Villain. Scum. Monster. Traitor. Tyrant. Just totally, utterly, absolutely WRONG! I refer, of course, to Ted Cruz, who wants to steal the 2016 election. I hate Ted Cruz, and you should, too. Everyone should. ...
Welcome to the West! A FAQ For Immigrants
Post Date: 2016-01-29 08:07:05 by Tooconservative
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Greetings, and welcome to the West! We’re thrilled that you chose us over all the other options out there, although it kind of makes sense because everywhere else is mostly gruesome, so everyone keeps coming here. It shouldn’t take long before you realize you made the right choice. We have so much to offer! How do we know? Because everyone’s emigrating here and not to Laos or Burkina Faso. We’re betting the West is quite different from the place whence you came—otherwise you’d have stayed put. We assume you want to stay, so to make your assimilation as seamless as possible, we’ve endeavored to answer some common questions. Why Is That Woman Walking By ...
At The Mosque
Post Date: 2016-01-06 10:16:58 by Rufus T Firefly
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Twitter users skewer Oregon militia with hilarious hashtags
Post Date: 2016-01-04 17:26:16 by Willie Green
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With hashtags from #YallQaeda to #VanillaISIS, Twitter users are having a ball skewering the homegrown militia that took over a federal building in Oregon Saturday. Around 150 armed protesters holed up in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Burns, rallying against the prison terms doled out to Dwight Hammond Jr. and his son Steven, who were convicted of arson after setting fires on federal land in 2001 and 2006. Proponents of the self-proclaimed militia have tweeted their support under the hashtag #OregonUnderAttack — but opponents have retaliated with some hilarious hashtags of their own. Click for Full Text!
'Black quarterbacks like to run because they're used to running from the law': Dexter Manley forced to apologize after offensive remark on live TV
Post Date: 2016-01-03 07:56:24 by cranky
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Dexter Manley was asked about the mobility of black quarterbacks on TVSaid they run 'because they're probably used to running from the law'Quickly apologized, saying: 'I say things I don’t think about sometimes'Got into trouble before for branding quarterback Troy Aikman 'a queer'Former Washington Redskins defensive end Dexter Manley is no stranger to controversy having once been banned from radio after calling quarterback Troy Aikman a 'queer'.And now Manley has found himself in hot water for a second time after making yet more ill-judged remarks about quarterbacks.This time, while speaking on CBS station WUSA about the mobility of black ...
Burglars Just Want Tacos
Post Date: 2015-12-31 07:13:17 by Tooconservative
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Behind the scenes of the Las Vegas debate
Post Date: 2015-12-29 09:02:37 by Rufus T Firefly
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Exclusive from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service WOLF BLITZER Gentlemen and ladies. Thank you for coming. As you all know, this luncheon is an informal gathering to allow you all to chat, not only with each other but with your moderators for tonight’s debate. I will be overseeing lunch along with Dana Bash, chief political correspondent for CNN and Hugh Hewitt of our radio partner Salem National — the token sort-of conservative moderator chosen specifically for his disdain of Donald Trump. Now, before we begin this informal luncheon, let’s take your lunch orders. We’ll begin with you, Mr. Trump. What would you like for lunch today. DONALD TRUMP Well, Wolf. ...
Santa Claus has got the AIDS
Post Date: 2015-12-25 16:59:27 by no gnu taxes
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Woman bit off husband's ear over a beer
Post Date: 2015-12-23 08:34:08 by Stoner
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A St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer, according to a criminal complaint. A criminal complaint filed in the Stearns County District Court said Jamie Elrod, 37, of St. Cloud is facing a first-degree assault charge. According to the complaint, officers were called Friday evening to a domestic assault on Seventh Avenue South. Upon arrival, officers met with Elrod and her husband. Officers noted in the criminal complaint that the husband was missing part of his right ear. During a search of the apartment, officers found blood as well as a part of victim's ear on the floor, the complaint said. The victim told officers that he ...
Barry's Most Excellent Vacation,starring the First Wookie
Post Date: 2015-12-17 19:10:57 by sneakypete
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http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/s...A-LL-GET-ONE-OF-THESE-TOO Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:Stoner asked me to post this.
A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy
Post Date: 2015-12-16 18:58:43 by Tooconservative
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A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy What the Base thinks the GOP Hierarchy is: 1. The Establishment 2. Insiders and Major Donors 3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests 4. The Base Voters What the Establishment knows the GOP Hierarchy is: 1. The Establishment 2. Insiders and Major Donors 3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests 4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow 5. Illegal immigrant children 6. The parents of illegal immigrant children 7. Cousins of the parents illegal immigrant children 8. The pot dealer of the cousins of the parents of illegal immigrant children 9. The Corn Lobby 10. The Corn farmers 11. The corn. The actual ...
4 men on the train
Post Date: 2015-12-12 20:54:32 by Justified
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A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Muslim are on a train. The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from." Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from." Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Muslim off the train and says "There are plenty of them were I come from".
Darth Trump
Post Date: 2015-12-09 08:14:15 by Tooconservative
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Obama Gets Tough With Terrorists
Post Date: 2015-12-07 09:27:30 by no gnu taxes
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Fan lists himself as a band’s family member on Wikipedia to sneak backstage
Post Date: 2015-12-04 19:42:27 by cranky
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A music fan in Melbourne managed to sneak his way backstage at a gig this week by editing a band's Wikipedia page on his phone. David Spargo was attending a show by Australian duo Peking Duk when he had a "lightbulb-above-the-head kind of moment." After editing Peking Duk's Wikipedia entry to list him under "family," he approached a security guard with his ID, saying he was the step-brother of band member Reuben Styles and producing his phone as proof. "I stood out there for five minutes and I started to think this isn’t going to work," Spargo told The Guardian. "Then Reuben pops his head out and is like, 'hey bro, come on ...
Hillary Clinton dodges sniper fire in Bosnia - raw footage
Post Date: 2015-12-01 18:59:06 by Hondo68
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Hillary Clinton showed courage under fire as she and Chelsea greeted the Bosnian delegation despite determined snipers-BarelyPolitical.com
I already TOLD you - we are having turkey...
Post Date: 2015-11-28 17:25:29 by Chuck_Wagon
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And a salad. No choice.
Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS
Post Date: 2015-11-26 15:46:04 by Roscoe
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS. Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia. However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria. ...
5 Ways to Survive Thanksgiving Dinner Sitting Across From Your Sanctimonious Left-Wing Relatives Who Studied the DNC Talking Points
Post Date: 2015-11-26 13:24:09 by no gnu taxes
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The Democratic National Committee has oh-so-helpfully put together a list of talking points to destroy your "Christian-conservative uncle" ('cause everyone has one of those awful creatures) at the Thanksgiving table. Here's a list for the rest of us, to help us deal with the relatives that may have studied that list and intend to start a problem over cranberry sauce. Have a Designated Safe Space Ready If your regressive, overeducated college-aged nephew (who thinks socialism is a new idea) shows up in his glitter beard and neck scarf, and suddenly starts waxing ineloquently about racial discrimination on his campus, immediately show him to the "safe space" you ...
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