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Latest Articles: Humor
How Liberal Journalists Think
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:26:56 by Stoner
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Meet the Liberal Elite!
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:21:52 by Stoner
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A Chat about Illegal Immigration
Post Date: 2016-06-27 15:56:35 by Stoner
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I love these
Terrorist Story
Post Date: 2016-06-13 18:12:04 by no gnu taxes
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I really was just a quiet guy who kept to himself. Nothing more. Yet everyone feared I was some rage filled maniac waiting to explode. When I walked down the street, mothers would pull their kids aside, "Careful Timmy, that's the quiet guy who keeps to himself." Police would pull up to my house, "So you're the quiet guy who keeps to himself? We've got a warrant to search your house for stashes of ilegal automatic weapons." So I decided to change myself. I became agressive and overbearing. I would tell the boss where to stuff his unbalanced ledger. Sure everyone said, "what an asshole," but suddenly, I was getting new found respect. I got promoted ...
After the Pulse Club Massacre, It’s Time for Gays to Come Home to Republican Party
Post Date: 2016-06-13 09:29:52 by Willie Green
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Early Sunday morning, Islamic extremist Omar Mateen murdered at least 49 people at the Pulse gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Mateen, of Fort Pierce, Florida, was interviewed by the FBI in 2013 and 2014 after he told coworkers he had ties to Islamic extremists. But Mateen was not found to be a threat, the FBI said, so he dropped off their radar. A former coworker said company officials refused to investigate Omar’s frequent racist and homophobic attacks “because he was Muslim.” So, once again, political correctness is linked to another Islamist massacre. Omar Mateen took time out during his mass slaughter of gays at Pulse nightclub to call 911 and pledge his allegiance ...
Donald Trump says he wants to rescue Richard Simmons ... Build a wall - ban Muslims --- rescue Richard Simmons
Post Date: 2016-06-08 01:22:13 by BorisY
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Donald Trump says he wants to rescue Richard Simmons Friends of the "Sweatin' to the Oldies" star say they fear he's being held against his will by his housekeeper. no pic Friends of the "Sweatin' to the Oldies" star say they fear he's being held against his will by his housekeeper. (Janet Mayer / Splash News/Janet Mayer / Splash News) BY Denis Slattery Build a wall, ban Muslims, rescue Richard Simmons. Donald Trump’s list of presidential promises grew on Tuesday when the White House wannabe vowed to “save” the reclusive fitness guru during a radio interview on the Jonathon Brandmeier Show. Trump was ...
New Chicago Math Final Exam for 2016
Post Date: 2016-06-06 14:20:19 by Stoner
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Saw this on another forum. Thought it was very funny: The new Chicago math final exam for 2016 Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that kids can use in real-world situations: NAME ______ GANG/CREW NAME CRIB _______ 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload? 2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit? 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many ...
Woman Asks A Republican For Directions, What Followed Is PURE GOLD!
Post Date: 2016-05-29 11:36:09 by Stoner
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.” She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.” “I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, ...
Hilariously inappropriate Commercial!
Post Date: 2016-05-28 12:24:29 by Justified
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Sheriff Says Cannabis Makes People Murderers Because “Rational Thought” Leads to Violence
Post Date: 2016-05-10 09:19:29 by Deckard
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It isn’t gang violence. It isn’t even domestic violence. What is the leading cause of murder in Carson City? According to Sheriff Ken Furlong, it’s marijuana. “It’s against that law,” Furlong told local ABC affiliate, KOLO 8. “It does change people’s attitude and we do see people dying as a result of it, needlessly, and there’s no excuse for it.“In the last 13-15 years, all of the violence we’ve seen that has turned deadly, have [sic] been in someway related to a marijuana issue.”Before you get too excited, thinking Furlong nailed it — the fact cannabis remains a federal Schedule 1 drug and thus technically illegal in the ...
Hillary & Bernie Debate Gun Control
Post Date: 2016-05-09 14:55:35 by Stoner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LnPrxbYARJg I seem to be having trouble getting the video to come up. just click the link Very funny
Bernie Sanders destroys Hillary Clinton in debate on Vermont gun laws
Post Date: 2016-05-07 00:09:02 by Hondo68
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20+ Signs That Humanity Is Devolving
Post Date: 2016-04-28 09:46:17 by cranky
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If you need any proof that mankind is regressing as a species then, well, you probably need to pay more attention to the world. Take a look at these signs for instance, compiled by Bored Panda. They shouldn't need to exist. But they do. Why? Because humans are getting stupider, that's why. Well, either that or sign-makers are getting funnier. Perhaps it's a bit of both. Who knows. Whatever the truth of the matter, all we know is that they're pretty funny. And as long as we have our sense of humor then there is surely hope for mankind. Although Darwin might disagree.Seen any similar signs? Then add them to the list below and don't forget to vote for your favorite! ...
Trump inspires Gatlin to sing...
Post Date: 2016-04-27 13:26:04 by tpaine
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Sorry I could not get back to you sooner, I was listening to Trump's speech. Do you hear it ... he was great, so presidential. I felt like standing up and singing "God Bless America" when he finished. I have to go now. I recorded the speech ... I must listen to it again. Later ... Gatlin Poster Comment:"Politics makes strange bedfellows." I don't know who said that first, but he ought to be shot.
I'm Just a Bill (Transgender Schoolhouse Rock Parody!)
Post Date: 2016-04-25 12:06:56 by no gnu taxes
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Heaviest Element known to man Discovered......
Post Date: 2016-04-23 11:50:14 by Stoner
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Heaviest Element known to man Discovered...... Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a ...
The Platypus Man
Post Date: 2016-04-19 18:44:55 by SOSO
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This is for those of us that could not give even a tiny sh*t about the NY primary today. It may not be as funny but it certainly isn't nearly as pathetic a statement about life in America today. Poster Comment:Screw 'em both.
Spoofs: Trump & Cruz
Post Date: 2016-04-06 07:38:14 by Tooconservative
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Poster Comment:I thought the Trump guy was more talented, a total ham.
Poking Some Fun At The Enemy And Other Stuff
Post Date: 2016-03-31 22:45:08 by SOSO
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Poster Comment:I really like the first tune and resemble the second.
Thursday Night Music Thread
Post Date: 2016-03-31 22:42:50 by SOSO
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Poster Comment:Screw the political comedy going on. Let's get a bit raunchy on our own.
Great British Public Votes For New Royal Research Ship To Be Named ‘Boaty McBoatface’
Post Date: 2016-03-21 08:38:02 by cranky
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A brand new, state of the art Arctic research ship is increasingly likely to be named the “RRS Boaty McBoatface”, after the British government had the bright idea of putting the naming process to a public vote. “To celebrate the launch of our new research ship, we have launched the #NameOurShip campaign. Currently we’re calling her ‘NPRV’, which isn’t very catchy! So we’re inviting you to suggest a name for her”, announced a fancy new website last week. “Can you imagine one of the world’s biggest research labs travelling to the Antarctic with your suggested name proudly emblazoned on the side?” touted Science Minister Jo Johnson ...
Don't Judge Too Fast
Post Date: 2016-03-15 20:11:50 by Stoner
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Pretty funny
The Promised Land
Post Date: 2016-03-15 17:43:30 by Stoner
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I found this posted on another site. Pretty funny, wanted to share with everybody. Hope you all enjoy Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land". Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Defaced Bernie Sanders Yard Sign Turned Anti-Socialism Meme Goes Viral
Post Date: 2016-03-09 15:14:56 by cranky
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A meme meant to demonstrate socialism’s flawed philosophy is going mega viral online. The pictured posted on Robert Mcclary’s Facebook page shows a Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) for president yard sign that has been cut in half with a message attached. “I took half of your sign because you had one and I didn’t,” a note attached to the yard sign read. “I’m sure you understand.” “I took half of your sign because you had one and I didn’t. I’m sure you understand.”Socialism a great idea until it shows up in your front yard. Posted by Robert Mcclary on Tuesday, March 8, 2016
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