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Obama hit by racist memes on Russian social media as Cold War-style hacking row spills over into personal abuse Post Date: 2016-12-30 18:34:46 by cranky
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Russian social media users have launched racist abuse at Barack Obama, stooping to comparing him to a monkey in the wake of the election hacking row. A series of racist memes were circulated after Obama announced the expulsion of 35 alleged Russian intelligence agents and seizure of two country compounds used by its diplomats. Crude web mockery was savage in personalizing Moscow's loathing for the outgoing president even as the Kremlin leader sarcastically wished him and his family - as well as all Americans - a happy new year. Putin pointedly used a general message to world leaders to greet Donald Trump, George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush - and not Obama. Crude: Obama's head ...
Golfer Falls Into Frozen Over Lake Post Date: 2016-12-22 13:22:19 by goldilucky
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My comment: When I see people playing and driving on the ice over a lake I just shake my head in disbelief. It's so Darwinian that no explanation is needed.
Donald Trump is poised to lose in the biggest landslide in modern American history Post Date: 2016-11-17 18:04:53 by no gnu taxes
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... But the conventional wisdom is wrong. Trump isn't merely going to lose. He's going to lose in the biggest popular vote landslide in modern presidential history. ....
Trump Endorses Hillary Clinton Post Date: 2016-11-08 09:27:46 by Willie Green
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Jimmy Kimmel ramped up the election tension on Monday, reporting that GOP nominee Donald Trump had endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. The Jimmy Kimmel Live host played footage in which Trump said he fully supported the woman who is now his Democratic rival. If you havent seen this yet, buckle your lap belts because this is huge, the comedian quipped, before cutting to clips of Trump praising Clinton. OK, so the footage actually dates back several years to when Trump thought he was BFFs with Clinton and her husband, former president Bill Clinton. But Kimmel still thought it was worth reprising video on the eve of the election showing Trumps ...
Things looking up for Hillary as she draws larger crowds Post Date: 2016-11-03 12:33:46 by nolu chan
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Things looking up for Hillary as she draws larger Crowds
Bad Hombres -- Nasty Women Post Date: 2016-10-21 10:06:36 by Willie Green
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Hillary Clinton Groped Me Post Date: 2016-10-16 18:36:08 by nolu chan
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Hillary Clinton Groped Me Prissy Holly Published on Oct 15, 2016 With all the women breaking their silence about how they were victimized by Donald Trump, it's given me the courage to come forward with the horrifying thing Hillary Clinton did to me 10 years ago. ***DISCLAIMER FOR LIBERALS**** If you're too fucking stupid to realize this is satire, I feel sorry for you.
Bill Clinton Vs. Van Halen’s Sammy Hagar Post Date: 2016-10-11 20:06:36 by Deckard
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Trump bastard won't debate Post Date: 2016-09-26 20:30:11 by Hondo68
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DONALD TRUMP'S BASTARD CHILD Published on Jul 22, 2016 DONALD TRUMP'S BASTARD CHILD The abandoned, unheard of child of Donald J. Trump, the 2016 republican nominee for president of the united states, comes forward and shares his story. Help reunite Sebastian with his father, Donald. Poster Comment:He won't be there.
The Hillary Clinton Song Post Date: 2016-09-18 16:36:42 by Stoner
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Funny, with a lot of truth
HILARIOUS! Hillary Clinton - Delete It! (Parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It") Post Date: 2016-09-18 16:27:21 by Stoner
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Funny
South Park Rips ‘Turd Sandwich’ Hillary Clinton in Season Premiere Post Date: 2016-09-15 17:57:03 by cranky
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The highly-anticipated 20th season of South Park kicked off Wednesday with an episode that revolved around presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, whom the Comedy Central show branded Turd Sandwich and Giant Douche, respectively. In addition to presidential politics, the new episode tackled Hollywoods obsession with reboots, bullying in schools, Black Lives Matter, and embattled San Fransisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernicks decision to take a knee during The Star-Spangled Banner before NFL games in protest of police brutality. South Parks take on the latter involves the recruitment of Star Wars: The Force Awakens ...
Dear Abby , Must read. Post Date: 2016-09-13 17:45:11 by Stoner
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Dear Abby , Must read. MUST READ, PLEASE READ TO THE END!!!!! Dear Abby My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with younger women and some girls who could be his granddaughters. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive wine and booze day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and big bottom turn him off! Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated ..... Mad as Hell Dear Mad as Hell You don`t have to ...
Pneumonia Virus Terrified ....... Post Date: 2016-09-13 16:31:06 by calcon
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WASHINGTONExpressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clintons pneumonia was reportedly terrified Monday after remembering what the Clintons were capable of. Oh shit, what the hell was I thinkingyou dont get on the wrong side of these people, said the infectious agent, which became increasingly worried while recalling just how far the Clintons were willing to go to get what they wanted, as well as what often happened to those who dared to cross the powerful politicians. Everybody knows you never mess with the Clintons. These people wont hesitate to absolutely crush you, ...
How Bad Was Ann Coulter At The Rob Lowe Roast? This Bad. Post Date: 2016-09-10 09:24:12 by Willie Green
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It's up to you if you want to watch Ann Coulter bomb at the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. In some ways, it's worth it, just to watch her fail to get a laugh out of anyone. In fact, it was so bad, that when (at the 4:56 mark) Pete Davidson yells out "Good one!" ironically, it's the best laugh of her entire set. Here are some screenshots of cuts away to the audience. No, really, I took them from this video. But hey, Ann got the one thing she wanted from this event. She got to hold up her book and tell people to buy it. While delivering a "comedy" monologue in honor of someone not her. Whatever you do, do not miss Jeff Ross at 6:34. He tells the truth ...
The Best Civil War Battle Ever Post Date: 2016-09-04 11:34:42 by no gnu taxes
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Perspective Post Date: 2016-09-01 10:09:45 by Deckard
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Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. (can we get this passed as a law right away?) I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. (Grabbing my keys, on my way to Auto Zone right now) You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, shes probably very unhappy. (What is that old adage again? Oh I remember
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RUN!) You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone youve just met? Thats common sense ...
Weekend Joke Post Date: 2016-08-28 13:18:39 by Stoner
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I LOVE this ! : A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "A gallon would be good."
VERY unflattering naked statues of Donald Trump pop up across the US - but they're banned in NYC because 'no erections are allowed in city parks... no matter how small' Post Date: 2016-08-19 07:49:34 by cranky
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The statues are the brainchild of anarchist collective INDECLINE and are called 'The Emperor Has No B***s' Each is missing one part of the male anatomy, while another is of microscopic size INDECLINE reached out to artist named Ginger, known for creating monsters for horror films, to make the sculpturesThey were made with 300 pounds of clay and silicone and also appeared in Seattle, San Francisco, LA and Cleveland Naked statues of Donald Trump have been popping up in the major cities across the US - missing one noticeable male body party and portraying another to be microscopic.The statue, dubbed The Emperor Has No B***s, only stood tall for two hours in New York's bustling ...
Newspaper runs side-by-side obituaries of same man — one from his wife and one from his girlfriend Post Date: 2016-08-06 09:19:28 by cranky
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Leroy B. Black passed away Tuesday from lung cancer due to fiberglass exposure; he was 5Black, 55, had two obituaries announcing his funeral arrangementsOne was from his 'loving wife' Bearetta Harrison BlackThe other was from his long-time girlfriend Princess Hall A New Jersey man was so loved, he had two competing obituaries when he passed away Tuesday one from his wife and another from his girlfriend.Leroy B. Black, of Egg Harbor Township, died Tuesday from lung cancer due to fiberglass exposure, his obituary said. He was 55.Yet in announcing funeral arrangements in the Press of Atlantic City, there were two different obituaries for him. Leroy B. Black, 55, had two ...
CowBoys Herding Cats Post Date: 2016-07-29 19:43:44 by Stoner
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Funny as Hell
Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir? Post Date: 2016-07-27 10:49:05 by Deckard
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Officer Daniel McEwen Greene County Police Department Good afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why Im pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer?Im going to need to see your drivers license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Thank you, sir. Now, just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile. Im just going to start addressing you in an unmistakably threatening tone that is specifically meant to ...
Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form ‘Country Within a Country’ Post Date: 2016-07-10 19:11:31 by tpaine
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Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form Country Within a Country Breitbart ^ | July 10,2016 | by AARON KLEIN Omowale was speaking in an interview set to air Sunday night on this reporters talk radio program, Aaron Klein Investigative Radio, broadcast on New Yorks AM 970 The Answer and News Talk 990 AM in Philadelphia. Omowale used the interview to claim five states as belonging to the Black Nation: Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina, Alabama, and Georgia. The revolutionary stated: We just need to start migrating back to those states and taking control of the economics in those states. If black ...
The Theology of Statism by Hogeye Bill Post Date: 2016-07-09 14:35:02 by tpaine
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bill-99002c-sm2 The Theology of Statism by Hogeye Bill May 19, 2007 Most people like to think that their opinions and beliefs are based on facts and solid reasoning. But in one area many people make an exception - they consider it quite proper to believe and act without such a rational empirical basis when it comes to religion. For beliefs about a deity, faith is generally claimed to be superior to reason, at least by "believers." Here we will examine another area in which some people put faith above reason: politics. Most people today hold beliefs and opinions about government (the state) which are faith-based, and quite analogous to religious dogma. According to the ...
Liberal Foreign Policy explained Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:37:01 by Stoner
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