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The Best Smart Ass Answers
Post Date: 2011-04-02 00:11:32 by CZ82
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The Best Smart Ass Answers SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front: 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. ...
Levi's Commercial
Post Date: 2011-04-01 19:46:46 by CZ82
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Godwinson is the Most Informed Person I've Ever Met
Post Date: 2011-04-01 19:36:48 by jwpegler
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April Fool... LOL.
22rifle Deflects And Bitsy Says It's All About Her
Post Date: 2011-03-27 21:19:03 by war
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This just gets better an better folks... Yukon sucks cock and is most certainly a bottom...22rifle suddenly wonders if this outs him becasue he has admitted to jacking off animals and Little Bitsy Foo Foo wonders why no one cares what she has to say. Well...the last one is every thread but, folks, I have been on the internet for nearly 17 years and Yukon/Ibluacocksky inadvertently outing himself as a Knob Gobbling Felcher is the most bee-zar thing I have ever seen. The only thing that could top this, and apologies to the man of the house, Mad Dog, is if Boofer is his top.
Chinese Dog for sale
Post Date: 2011-03-26 09:06:07 by CZ82
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Chinese Dog for sale Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch below! To good home--excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
Poster Comment:Don't ya just love a dog that hates Liberals...... Good Dog!!!!
Little Johnny
Post Date: 2011-03-25 21:00:58 by CZ82
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Little Johnny Just some history points to brighten your day: The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty or give me Death'?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo Indian boy, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he said. 'Very good!' said the surprised teacher. Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Little Johnny, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed, Little Johnny knows more about history than ...
Fun with Mr. Gerbil...
Post Date: 2011-03-25 15:10:52 by CZ82
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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil." Vito Bustone told doctors in the severe burns unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Bustone, and his homosexual partner Kikki Rodriguez, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Faggot, our gerbil, in," He explained. "As usual, Kikki shouted 'Armageddon.' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Faggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press ...
Economic Jeopardy
Post Date: 2011-03-25 07:59:16 by Happy Quanzaa
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Buford Tannen
Post Date: 2011-03-24 15:30:59 by CZ82
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Poster Comment:Kind of appropriate don't you think!!!!
Fairy tale ending
Post Date: 2011-03-22 17:55:52 by CZ82
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First Lady Michelle Obama dazzles Chile with her fashion sense
Post Date: 2011-03-22 12:49:41 by Happy Quanzaa
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First Lady Michelle Obama dazzles Chile with her fashion sense (PHOTOS)
Michelle Obama, known for her innate sense of style, once again dazzled the world during the official trip to Chile.
The regional Latin America tour overshadowed by air strikes by the U.S. and allied countries to contain Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi aimed at promoting deeper ties with the region and expand economic corporation with Chile.
The First Lady looked stunning, as always, as she stepped down the jet in a textured frock along with her husband and her two daughters.
Later, during the evening, Michelle was seen adorning an off-shouldered gown in a rich magenta shade paired with a black beaded ...
How not to get your ass kicked by the police
Post Date: 2011-03-21 18:22:42 by CZ82
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Video: Comedian Explains Why You Can’t Mock Obama
Post Date: 2011-03-21 14:46:24 by Happy Quanzaa
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The comedian is Ross Bennett. Do you think he’s telling the truth, that Obama supporters are so intolerant they give the entertainer grief over any hit The One takes? I think so. I think people understand the power of mockery, the power it has to undermine a public figure. They’ve understood it since the mid-70s when Chevy Chase turned the otherwise athletic Gerald Ford into a klutz. Did this narrative hurt Ford’s chances against Jimmy Carter? It certainly didn’t help. No one, however, understands this power better than the entertainers, which is why most of them are reluctant to go after Obama in any way that might leave a mark. Look no further than “Saturday ...
LP Ugliest First Daughter Contest: Hubbell vs. Carter
Post Date: 2011-03-20 10:27:30 by Happy Quanzaa
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Chelsea Hubbell vs. Amy CarterPOST YOUR VOTE!
Quote P. J. O'Rourke:
Post Date: 2011-03-20 09:31:06 by CZ82
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Quote P. J. O'Rourke: "The principal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things–war and hunger and date rape–liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things... It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong, or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal."
Is Obama spawn Malia already bigger than mother Manchelle, aka The First Bigfoot Big Butt ?
Post Date: 2011-03-19 16:06:23 by Happy Quanzaa
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Is it just me or does it look like the first of the Obama litter has already grown bigger than her super-sized amazon mama Manchelle?
Giggle of the Day [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-19 09:51:59 by CZ82
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Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Sumbody hold mah beer....Russian version
Post Date: 2011-03-18 13:43:29 by sneakypete
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Extreme Sheepherding
Post Date: 2011-03-18 12:20:28 by sneakypete
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www.wimp.com/sheeplight
Poster Comment:I don't have an embedded link on this one,but just click on the link. You will be glad you did,as well as amazed.
DIRTY WORD WARNING: Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds
Post Date: 2011-03-17 13:07:29 by Happy Quanzaa
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A news reporter catches flies fly in his mouth during a story.
The 2 brains
Post Date: 2011-03-15 18:25:22 by CZ82
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Ok lets try this again
The Nothing Box
Post Date: 2011-03-15 18:19:08 by CZ82
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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
Post Date: 2011-03-15 16:31:02 by CZ82
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned." Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and ...
Lesson of the Day
Post Date: 2011-03-14 20:00:17 by CZ82
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One day Obama fell asleep in his chair in the Oval Office. In his dreams he was in a ballroom with all of the past presidents of the United States of America. Since he admired Abraham Lincoln more than any other president he decided to strike up a conversation with him. Obama walks up to Lincoln and says; "I really appreciate what you did for my people during your presidency, it took a lot of courage to do that". Lincoln responds; "Well thank you I'm glad you think I did a good job during my presidency". Obama then said; "What do you think of the job I've been doing". Abe thought about this for a few seconds and then replied; "Son...... ...
Norwegians in Minnesota
Post Date: 2011-03-12 13:49:39 by CZ82
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Ole, Sven and Lars had been going to the Sons of Norway hall meeting as long as there had been a hall. Every month they had an attendance drawing. And every month, wouldn't ya know it, they didn't win a prize in the prize drawing, that is until a meeting when all three won in the same night. Sven was the first to get his name drawn. He won two pounds of spaghetti sauce, 4 boxes of noodles and three pounds of Swedis meatballs. Ole had his name drawn next. He got himself round-trip tickets to Duluth, a night's stay in the Dew Drop Inn and a pair of tickets to see the Inger Triplets Polka Ensemble. Ole thought he had died and gone to heaven. Lars was the last to be drawn and he won ...
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