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I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole. (Laughter.)

Trump’s Happy Easter Message (At The End)!

Vermont’s Republican Governor to Sign Bill Abolishing Columbus Day

Group of Armed Mexican Soldiers Disarm, Detain US Soldiers on Texas Side of Border

FBI arrests leader of armed group stopping migrants in New Mexico

EASTER MASSACRE Sri Lanka Easter bombings – Brits among 156 killed and 400 injured in Easter Sunday terror attacks on eight churches and hotels

There's now a version of the Bible that uses only Bitmoji

Mayor Pete Says Americans “Don’t Want the Conservative Agenda”

Why Bernie Sanders Can Defeat Donald Trump in 2020

Trump seethes over Mueller report, Democrat demands impeachment

‘I Am Sickened (Sickening) ’: Romney Blasts Trump in Scathing Reaction to Mueller Report

Kentucky BBQ restaurant slammed for 'LGBTQ' shirts deemed offensive

Two Fox Hosts End Interviews When Guests Bring Up Pattern of Church Fires in France

OFFICIAL HIGH SCHOOL RECORDS SUPPORT CLAIM THAT DEMOCRAT ILHAN OMAR MARRIED HER BROTHER

The End of Cathedral Culture

U.S. Intelligence Institutionally Politicized Toward Democrats(Tell us something we don't know!)

Man with gas cans arrested at St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York

FOIA Request Confirms Zero Standard Capacity Magazines Turned In to NJ State Police

Republicans’ Love of Healthcare Socialism

NASA Creates Movie Parody Posters Featuring Its ISS Expedition Astronauts (No, really.)

16th Amendment As Written: No Tax On Wages Or Salaries

Investigative Reporter Laura Loomer Announces Plans For 2020 Congressional Run

Assange Dumps All Wikileaks Files As Stated During Arrest – Here They Are!

20 Years an Atheist: Why I Turned ("Easier To Be God-Less"; War in the Comments Section Rages)

Bill Weld officially announces he is challenging Trump for GOP nomination in 2020

Robert De Niro Thinks Mocking Trump on SNL is his “Civic Duty”

Buttigieg: ‘Most Americans Don’t Want the Conservative Agenda’

Catholic CT freak Bill Donohue booted off Neil Cavuto show - Notre Dame fire

Cops Promise to Rob or Arrest Citizens Unless They Buy an Arbitrary Sticker

How Many Muslims Won Political Office The Numbers May Surprise You!...................WAKE-UP AMERICA!!

If Trump is So Worried About ‘Fake News’ Why is He Prosecuting WikiLeaks—Who’s Been 100% Right

Alabama Cops Raided Their House, Seized Their Cash, and Ruined Their Lives Over $50 of Marijuana

Sheriff’s Department Definitely Needs a Mine-Resistant Vehicle for All Those Mines in Tennessee

Groupthink and Why They NEED to Censor Us

Pregnant victim randomly attacked ... by group of teen - thug - apers --- speaks out

Pentagon Warns "Next Major Conflict Maybe Won Or Lost In Space"

Can You Believe YouTube Caused the Rise in Flat-Earthers? (*MSM and PTB Institutions Panicking That Truth Is Leaking Like A Sieve On YT*)

There are more Godless Americans than Christians

Mayor Pete Buttigieg is the hottest thing in politics. Can it last?

The Washington Establishment Seems Pretty Happy About Julian Assange's Arrest

High School Suspends 2 Students for Posting Gun Range Photos on Snapchat, ACLU Files Suit

Congress - media have studiously avoided hearing - reading - learning anything ... that might obtrude upon --- their orange-man-bad mindset

Yikes: New 36-count Avenatti indictment alleges embezzlement of disabled client’s settlement [335 years]

NY Post to Omar: “What a way to describe the heinous surprise attack on America that claimed 3,000 lives”

Dog Makes Pizza!

Honk Honk clown drama ends with James Woods posting New Zealand shooting meme

Assange arrested betrayed by Ecuador

Cops Invaded an Innocent Alzheimer’s Patient’s Home, Broke His Neck and Killed Him

Ancestry Websites Giving FBI Access to DNA Data; DHS Rolling Out Rapid DNA Nationwide

Prosecutors Charge Man for Abandoning Pet Fish Before Realizing That Isn't Illegal


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China's moon landing sets stage for SPACE RACE (CBS News: "Let's Get Ready To RUMMM-BLE!!!")
Post Date: 2019-04-09 12:23:38 by Liberator
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A historic moon mission is setting the stage for a new space race, this time between the U.S. and China. The Chinese Chang'e 4 became the first space probe to land on the far side of the moon. [!!!!!] Poster Comment:CBS talking-head script: This "break-through" (NOT "Moon Landing") "may intensify US-Chinese rivalry." FOR WHOM, really?? Is that how this make YOU feel? Was that statement even actually remotely true? Everybody -- especially "Science" and Statist cultists -- should have felt tingles down their leg over this story! China: From Rickshaw-to-Space Ship in 30 years!! First of all, check out the merged flag of China and the US. A clear ...

Biden Pulls Off Dusty Tarp Covering Old Campaign Motorcycle
Post Date: 2019-04-01 08:09:43 by IbJensen
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WASHINGTON—Saying it was time to “get out the hog for one last ride,” former Vice President Joe Biden pulled the dusty painter’s tarp off of his old campaign motorcycle Wednesday, gently running his hand along the polished chrome headlight and muttering “welcome back, baby.” The vehicle, a 1979 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide with flame decals on both the front and rear fenders, had reportedly been sitting at the back of his garage since the last time he “tore ass” around the capitol in 2012. Sources confirmed that after checking to see if the horn still worked, Biden grabbed a red chamois cloth from his back pocket, spit into it, and begin buffing ...

The Grim Reaper – Frequently A Personified Insignificant Force
Post Date: 2019-03-19 05:53:20 by Gatlin
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Deckard, the articles you continually post exaggerates and amplifies negative news. You obviously post these articles containing distortion for intended consequences. The nature of news in these articles tries to make us “think” that the world is getting worse and we are on the path to an oblivion crisis which we must face with great anguish. While it is the effort of intent in these articles to make us “think” that – it has become your undying lifetime dedication to daily try and make us “believe” that. For it is every day that you habitually fill the sidebar with Matt Agorist stories from The Free Thought Project and other trashy yellow journalism ...

Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020
Post Date: 2019-03-06 07:05:58 by Deckard
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Via The Babylon Bee U.S.—Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed. “Please, God, let it not be true!” one sobbing Detroit man told reporters, explaining in between sniffles that a Trump vs. Clinton rematch would not only be a guaranteed victory for the president and embarrassment for the Democrats, but a spectacle of entertainment the likes of which the world has never seen. “No more ‘hot sauce’? No more ‘WHY AREN’T I FIFTY POINTS ...

Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up.
Post Date: 2019-03-01 11:20:57 by IbJensen
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Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up. [FReepathon LX] Click here to donate via our new secure link: https://freerepublic.com/donate/ ^ Posted on 3/1/2019, 11:01:46 AM by Jim Robinson Calling all FReepers: We need your help to keep the lights on. Please donate today if you can. Wouldn't it be great if we reach the yellow today and then wrap it up within a few more days? FR is funded solely by contributions made by the liberty loving patriots who love and use it. We are beholden to no political party. No advertisers, no outsiders, no sugar daddies, no corporate string pullers. Definitely no government subsidies or tax breaks. No 501c or other ...

Oscar Bytes
Post Date: 2019-02-26 05:47:42 by Deckard
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I like to keep up with the Academy awards to see just how much Hollywood has lost its mind from year to year. And since America is marinated in the juices of Hollywood, it’s a nice Rorschach test for the mysterious tendings of our nation. By the way, I got in a late screening of Black Panther the night before. It’s about the techno-metropolis of Wakanda hidden deep in the African jungle lo these many centuries. (Who knew?)  The elite of that utopia travel the world in flying saucers. When trouble turns up, what weapons do they reach for? Spears. I kid you not. My favorite line in the movie: American white G-man to Nakia, Black Panther’s ex-girlfriend: “Put that ...

We need a new cuckoo clock
Post Date: 2019-02-24 07:50:52 by Tooconservative
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I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'. Well, the hours passsed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed in ...

Democrats
Post Date: 2019-02-07 17:36:31 by GrandIsland
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Elizabeth Warren – 1/1024 Indian, Nathan Phillips - 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Richard Blumenthal – 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Cory Booker – 1/1024 Spartacus, Chelsea Manning – 1/1024 Female, Rachel Dolezal – 1/1024 Black, Beto O'rourke – 1/1024 Mexican, Christine Ford – 1/1024 Believable, Barrack Hussein Obama – 1/1024 American, Hillary Clinton – 0/1024 President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 1/1024 Educated David Hogg - 1/1024 Survivor Dicktard - 1/1024 Conservative

The Status of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Health
Post Date: 2019-02-05 08:19:07 by IbJensen
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Feeling the anxiety & emotional strain of .gov shutdown - FBI director Wray, VIDEO
Post Date: 2019-01-26 17:37:44 by hondo68 supports Weld the faggot
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FBI director 'angry' over shutdown in video for workers Poster Comment:What a pompous lying POS. Most Americans love the .gov shutdown and want it to be permanent, especially for the rotten corrupt FBI.

TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
Post Date: 2019-01-25 09:44:38 by IbJensen
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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a ...

Know Your Parasites
Post Date: 2019-01-05 11:49:42 by IbJensen
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Poster Comment:Worthless piece of worn-out human debris. Isn't even fit to be eaten by the coyotes or wolves.

BEST AD EVER
Post Date: 2018-12-21 08:50:11 by Deckard
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What kinda place ... Do you think --- this is !
Post Date: 2018-12-19 22:23:33 by BorisY
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This guy where I live Just told me a funny joke This couple are dining At a super fashionable Expensive restaurant After the dinner Few extra drinks The lady slips under The table The manager runs over Says Your wife isn't allowed To be under the table What kinda place Do you think This is The man says My wife is walking In the door Poster Comment:Ooopss

Catholic Couple and St.Pete
Post Date: 2018-12-12 14:08:20 by sneakypete
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter ...

Adam Shiff's Family Information
Post Date: 2018-11-19 08:46:30 by IbJensen
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Adam's cousin Jack Schiff is a well-known personality in some circles. Here's why : Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schiff." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schiff and O. Schiff. Awe Schiff, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schiff, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schiff Inc. In turn, Jack Schiff married Noe Schiff, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schiff, Fulla Schiff, Giva Schiff, Bull Schiff, and the twins: Deep Schiff and Dip Schiff. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schiff married Dumb Schiff, a high school drop out. After being married ...

Hillary For 2020
Post Date: 2018-11-18 08:13:21 by IbJensen
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7,000 American Troops Go to Iceland for NATO Training Exercise, Promptly Drink Every Beer in Sight
Post Date: 2018-10-28 14:23:50 by Stoner
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Last Wednesday, October 17th, 6,000-7,000 American troops landed on Iceland for joint training exercises with other NATO forces. This is the largest NATO training exercise since 2015 and officialy started on Thursday, October 25th and will last through November 23. But, before their actual mission began, American troops decided they would partake in some good ol' fashion drinking in the nation's capital. In just two short days, bars across Reykjavík had to go into emergency mode as their beer supply simply could not keep up with the copious amounts of drinking that the American forces completed. According to press reports, "several bars in downtown Reykjavík ran ...

New Democrat Ad
Post Date: 2018-10-23 16:59:14 by redleghunter
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Police seeking person who put googly eyes on historic Georgia statue
Post Date: 2018-10-14 11:11:29 by Willie Green
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Police in Savannah, Georgia, are looking for answers after a statue of a Revolutionary War general was defaced with “googly eyes.” The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Friday that local police were investigating after a query from city officials about the vandalism of Savannah's Nathanael Greene Monument went viral earlier this week. “Who did this?! Someone placed googly eyes on our historic #NathanaelGreene statue in #JohnsonSquare,” the official City of Savannah Government account wrote on its Facebook page in a post Thursday.“It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter, in fact, ...

Who Dat? Back In The Closet With Cory Booker!
Post Date: 2018-10-08 11:51:35 by IbJensen
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VEN (WASHINGTON) — According to the New York Times, the object of Cory Booker’s (D-NJ) unwanted New Year’s Eve groping desire was not a 15-year-old high-school girl as Mr Booker contends, but Mr Booker’s imaginary friend T- Bone, a young Afro-American boy who was questioning his sexuality when he and Mr Booker had what T-Bone called “a down-low experience with a higher up!” As T-Bone explained to VEN’s Senior #METOO Correspondent Mayella Ewell Sunday: “After we left Pitchers and Catchers in the East Village, we went to a party somewhere. Cory Booker’s real Spartacus Moment? “Cory and I were alone in a bedroom and were playing spin the ...

BREAKING — Supreme Court To Reverse Roe v Wade, Brown v Board Of Eduction?
Post Date: 2018-10-08 11:42:41 by IbJensen
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VEN (WASHINGTON) — In a shocking move late Sunday confirming Progressives’ worse fears, Chief Justice John Roberts announced that the Supreme Court would be taking up Roe v Wade and Brown v Board of Education with the intent of reversing both decisions, citing “lack of compelling precedent in the US Constitution” to support the rulings. “We had to wait,” the Chief Justice explained to reporters early Monday, “until we had a conservative majority on the Court. And now with the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh we have that majority!” One former clerk for the recently retired Judge Kennedy — whose seat on the court was filled by Brett Kavanaugh in ...

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