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CVS Employee Stops Robbery, Gets Fired

Pope Francis Implementing Change Of Lord’s Prayer: ‘Lead Us Not Into Temptation’

John Kelly Was President Trump's Top Authoritarian Fearmonger. Good Riddance.

Kavanaugh Joins Liberals To Protect Pro-Planned Parenthood Ruling

Lena Dunham lied to discredit an alleged rape victim and then wrote her worst apology yet

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The Motor Law (Red Barchetta)

Nebraska principal reportedly bans candy canes, says ‘J shape’ stands for Jesus

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Media Attacks Heisman Trophy Winner Kyler Murray for Homophobic Tweets He Sent As a 14-Year-Old

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Adolescent Pot Use in Post-Legalization Colorado and Washington Is Still Failing to Rise

The Irony of a Congressman's Proposal to Exempt Police from His “Assault Weapons” Ban

The Speeding Exemption (Some Animals are More Equal than Others)

Hugh Freeze: "[Jesus Christ] Is The Only One I've Ever Met Who Can Handle My Junk"

FranceÂ’s 2018 peace prize goes to jihad terrorists and haters of Israe

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Central Americans Treated Like Jews Fleeing The Nazis

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Ocasio-Cortez Threatens To Retaliate Against Trump Jr. Over Meme, Twitter Explodes With Accusations Of Ethics Violations

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Pearl Harbor bombed

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Homeland Security creates exclusive "Platinum" spy on your neighbors cam-share club

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Every President Recited This Prayer Except Trump

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Martin Armstrong: The 2020 Presidential Election Will Be The Most Violent In American History

Baby Jesus In Cage As Part Of Dedham Church’s Immigration-Themed Nativity Scene

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Mother, children left homeless after police damage house looking for son

Medicare for All Is Even Better Than You Thought

FOX Goes Full "Reefer Madness", Pushes Insane Anti-Weed Propaganda in Ridiculous 90-Second Clip

Columbia University Students Kick SNL Comedian Nimesh Patel Off Stage For Making Unsafe Jokes

PETA Compares ‘Anti-Animal’ Language to Racism

YAF Wins Landmark Free Speech Lawsuit, UC Berkeley To Pay $70,000 And Rescind Unconstitutional Policies

Own your identity Discover decentralized identity—a new way to take ownership of your personal data.

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Results of Colorado Marijuana Legalization 4 Years Later

Schwarzenegger would time travel to terminate fossil fuels

Innocent Man Politely Asks Cops for Directions—Who Then Smash His Face In and Kidnap Him

Special Counsel Mueller is building a report, not a case.

For the First Time Since 9/11, Federal Gov’t Takes Steps to Prosecute the Use of Explosives to Destroy WTCs

Royal Family Implicated in Billionaire Pedophile Scandal as Court Case Begins in Florida

‘PC stuff is getting ridiculous’: Radio stations axe Christmas classic due to #MeToo concerns

Illegals scarf up welfare, with new Census data confirming 63% of non-citizens helping themselves


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Adam Shiff's Family Information
Post Date: 2018-11-19 08:46:30 by IbJensen
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Adam's cousin Jack Schiff is a well-known personality in some circles. Here's why : Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schiff." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schiff and O. Schiff. Awe Schiff, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schiff, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schiff Inc. In turn, Jack Schiff married Noe Schiff, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schiff, Fulla Schiff, Giva Schiff, Bull Schiff, and the twins: Deep Schiff and Dip Schiff. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schiff married Dumb Schiff, a high school drop out. After being married ...

Hillary For 2020
Post Date: 2018-11-18 08:13:21 by IbJensen
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7,000 American Troops Go to Iceland for NATO Training Exercise, Promptly Drink Every Beer in Sight
Post Date: 2018-10-28 14:23:50 by Stoner
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Last Wednesday, October 17th, 6,000-7,000 American troops landed on Iceland for joint training exercises with other NATO forces. This is the largest NATO training exercise since 2015 and officialy started on Thursday, October 25th and will last through November 23. But, before their actual mission began, American troops decided they would partake in some good ol' fashion drinking in the nation's capital. In just two short days, bars across Reykjavík had to go into emergency mode as their beer supply simply could not keep up with the copious amounts of drinking that the American forces completed. According to press reports, "several bars in downtown Reykjavík ran ...

New Democrat Ad
Post Date: 2018-10-23 16:59:14 by redleghunter
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Police seeking person who put googly eyes on historic Georgia statue
Post Date: 2018-10-14 11:11:29 by Willie Green
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Police in Savannah, Georgia, are looking for answers after a statue of a Revolutionary War general was defaced with “googly eyes.” The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Friday that local police were investigating after a query from city officials about the vandalism of Savannah's Nathanael Greene Monument went viral earlier this week. “Who did this?! Someone placed googly eyes on our historic #NathanaelGreene statue in #JohnsonSquare,” the official City of Savannah Government account wrote on its Facebook page in a post Thursday.“It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter, in fact, ...

Who Dat? Back In The Closet With Cory Booker!
Post Date: 2018-10-08 11:51:35 by IbJensen
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VEN (WASHINGTON) — According to the New York Times, the object of Cory Booker’s (D-NJ) unwanted New Year’s Eve groping desire was not a 15-year-old high-school girl as Mr Booker contends, but Mr Booker’s imaginary friend T- Bone, a young Afro-American boy who was questioning his sexuality when he and Mr Booker had what T-Bone called “a down-low experience with a higher up!” As T-Bone explained to VEN’s Senior #METOO Correspondent Mayella Ewell Sunday: “After we left Pitchers and Catchers in the East Village, we went to a party somewhere. Cory Booker’s real Spartacus Moment? “Cory and I were alone in a bedroom and were playing spin the ...

BREAKING — Supreme Court To Reverse Roe v Wade, Brown v Board Of Eduction?
Post Date: 2018-10-08 11:42:41 by IbJensen
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VEN (WASHINGTON) — In a shocking move late Sunday confirming Progressives’ worse fears, Chief Justice John Roberts announced that the Supreme Court would be taking up Roe v Wade and Brown v Board of Education with the intent of reversing both decisions, citing “lack of compelling precedent in the US Constitution” to support the rulings. “We had to wait,” the Chief Justice explained to reporters early Monday, “until we had a conservative majority on the Court. And now with the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh we have that majority!” One former clerk for the recently retired Judge Kennedy — whose seat on the court was filled by Brett Kavanaugh in ...

Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, ‘It Would Be Irresponsible Not To’ Consider 2020 Presidential Run
Post Date: 2018-09-21 07:04:17 by CZ82
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Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, ‘It Would Be Irresponsible Not To’ Consider 2020 Presidential Run By K. Walker - September 20, 2018 Maybe Cory ‘Spartacus’ Booker forgot that he has a potentially disqualifying incident of groping a woman against her will. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) along with his colleague, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) were using the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings as a platform to increase their profile as they both mull over a potential 2020 Presidential run. After much denial that that was the reason for his recent antics, Sen. Booker has confirmed that he is indeed planning on seeking the nomination from the Democratic Party to run for ...

Laugh of the Day
Post Date: 2018-09-21 06:46:53 by CZ82
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Ranking the media from liberal to conservative, based on their audiences By Aaron Blake, October 21, 2014 One chart I didn't get to include in my post Tuesday morning on Pew's new study of Americans' media habits was the one below. Pew has basically taken the average viewer/consumer of all of these media outlets and plotted them on a continuum, trying to ascertain which outlets are favored by which side of the political spectrum. There aren't a whole ton of surprises here -- conservative talkers are on the far right, while most mainstream media outlets have a slightly left-of-center audience -- but there are a few interesting takeaways here: 1) The most-preferred media ...

Don't Piss Off Old People
Post Date: 2018-09-14 19:49:34 by Deckard
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Condensed Version of Human History
Post Date: 2018-09-11 08:17:46 by IbJensen
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For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2.. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of ...

Top Eight Idiots In The News
Post Date: 2018-09-10 08:03:29 by IbJensen
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1. *AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.' 3. *WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where in the ...

Dear Singers and Actors:
Post Date: 2018-09-08 21:06:48 by Deckard
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TRUMP is destroying the local AZ economies.
Post Date: 2018-09-03 05:58:23 by IbJensen
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TRUMP is destroying the local AZ economies. Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands. They are showing their outrage with Donald Trump's pardon of sheriff Joe Arpaio and his rescinding of Obama's unconstitutional executive order known as DACA. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who are vowing to punish Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter: "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!" The effects of the exodus are already being felt ...

Trump shoots a man on 5th Avenue
Post Date: 2018-08-29 16:18:55 by IbJensen
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(AP) — President Donald Trump stopped his motorcade in Manhattan today, jumped out of his limousine and shot a man on Fifth Avenue who was shouting anti- Trump epithets. The shooting was recorded by the White House press pool as well as by dozens of bystanders with cellphones and by security cameras in the area. When asked for his reaction, House Speaker Paul Ryan said, “We will need more information than is available at this point.” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said through pursed lips that he “was not going to comment on every up and down with this president.” House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes said he already had information indicating ...

White House Press Briefing
Post Date: 2018-08-24 11:47:12 by Willie Green
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New Progressive Bible Highlighter Set Just 5 Shades Of Whiteout
Post Date: 2018-08-23 13:10:56 by redleghunter
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New Progressive Bible Highlighter Set Just 5 Shades Of Whiteout NASHVILLE, TN—Thomas Nelson Publishers will debut a new Bible highlighter set designed especially for progressive believers, consisting only of pens in 5 different shades of whiteout, sources confirmed. According to company spokesperson Dak Stevenson, the new set will give progressives even more options for rubbing out Biblical texts that don’t agree with their personal belief system. “We want to give progressive Bible readers many options, from lighter shades of correction fluid for erasing problematic Scripture passages, to heavier shades for completely eliminating sections that are clearly heretical to a ...

I Might Be Old But....
Post Date: 2018-08-21 05:49:26 by Deckard
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Friday News
Post Date: 2018-08-17 06:21:14 by Deckard
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he'd accept oral sex from Trump
Post Date: 2018-08-06 09:19:53 by Willie Green
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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the latest victim in Sacha Baron Cohen 's satirical "Who is America?" prank show. The former sheriff was tricked into believing he was appearing on a Finnish YouTuber's video. Baron Cohen, posing as the YouTuber, asked Arpaio if he would receive a blowjob from President Trump, to which the sheriff replied: "I may have to say yes." The sheriff, who is a close ally of the president , also said that he wouldn't be surprised if Trump had participated in a golden shower, as outlined by the infamous dossier . Arpaio is the latest in a string of prominent Republicans to be deceived by Baron Cohen on his TV series. Sacha ...

(Dirty Harry) "Excuse me captain, can you fly?"
Post Date: 2018-07-29 13:14:35 by Liberator
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Poster Comment:GOOD FOR A LAUGH... Dirty Harry/Harry Callahan -- those law & order movies starring Clint Eastwood -- ALWAYS drew large audiences and widespread approval. They also provided levity and a sense of to the audience that logic and justice would always somehow prevail. UNTIL Hollywood killed The Good Guy. (And that meant, creating the "Anti-Hero". OR some kind of human Social Justice Super-Hero.) Notice today how Hollywood's new "Super-Heroes" obsession touted from Hollywood/Marvel and other comic book movies possess all kinds of God-like supernatural powers? (No, I don't watch them; They are jammed in our face via non-stop TV/youtube/social media ...

Should There Be A Litmus Test For Politicians To Measure Their Stupidity?
Post Date: 2018-07-24 08:45:33 by Deckard
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Did you ever hear this one: What’s the difference between dumb and stupid?  The supposed answer is, “You can’t fix stupid!” Keeping the above in mind, recently I came across some statements made by politicians, which prompted my thinking there has to be a litmus test for measuring the stupidity that every wannabe politician must take and answer publicly before qualifying to run for public office. Is it true elected politicians can get away with statements like these: U.S. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY)“It’s racist to only allow citizens to vote.” What? Former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)“Just because someone is here illegally ...

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