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I do believe ThaT iT is wiThin The realm of possibiliTy ThaT Biden could win a presidenTial elecTion ... iT would Take place during a severe weaTher evenT --- hеll freezing over.

New Data Finds Majority Of Trump’s 2020 Voters Were Women and Minorities

Why Republicans believe they're right to oust Liz Cheney

150,000+ Sign French LeTTer ... Warning Of Civil War --- Demanding Major AnTi-IslamisT Changes To SocieTy.

Immediate Use of Ivermectin Medicine Globally Can End COVID-19 Pandemic: Scientists

COVID Fraud – Lawyers & Medical Experts start legal proceedings against W.H.O and World Leaders for ‘Crimes against Humanity’

School Board Nazi struggles to breathe while she orders kids to wear masks…

Warren says she'll run for reelection to Senate

WiThheld rouTers ... The laTesT of many roadblocks --- To Arizona SenaTe's audiT of 2020 elecTion

Windham ResidenTs ... Refuse --- To Be Silenced

When Cruelty Actually Is The Point

Fauci's agency spent over $400k on experiments grafting aborted fetal scalps onto mice and rats

Who Is Bill Gates? (Full Documentary, 2020)

Here Is What Republican Voters Really Believe in. It's a Shame the GOP Has No Idea

guTTing america ... going back --- on Track

“The ElecTion is Over”... Trump HaTer Cindy McCain Trashes Arizona ElecTion AudiT ---“Ludicrous” (VIDEO)

DissidenT Episcopalians awarded $100 million worTh of property ... as U.S. Supreme CourT --- declines To Take up Fort WorTh case

Joe Biden needs to stop lying about the cause of the border crisis and start fixing it

George W. Bush says ... The Republican ParTy has a shoT aT fuTure elecTions if iT curbs --- iTs 'whiTe Anglo-Saxon ProTesTanTism' ( heriTage )

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE - TGP’s Jordan Conradson InTerviews AZ AudiT DirecTor Ken BenneTT — HUGE DEVELOPMENTS ... Including Plans To Triple OuTpuT --- QuesTions on Number of FraudulenT BalloTs (VIDEO)

Can Democrats Avoid a Wipeout in 2022?

Biden declares war on America -- literally

Former Trump assisTanT says ... 'freighT Train' of elecTion resulT audiTs coming --- 'The MAGA movemenT is demanding answers'

Tim Scott's 2024 Star Rises After Biden Rebuttal

“We Will Find MisTakes – IrregulariTies ... We Probably Are Going To Find OuTright Fraud” --- AZ GOP Chair Dr. Kelli Ward Give - UpdaTe on HisToric AudiT (VIDEO)

Australia security official warns nations are ‘beating drums’ of war amid Asia-Pacific tensions

Former Obama White House advisor Seth Andrew arrested, accused of stealing from charter school he founded

This is fo sucking funny ... Joe has no clue --- The dumbocrap leaders are in a hearT aTTack panic!!.

The voter suppression lie

War Room ... Rachel Maddow Is Worried abouT whaT AZ ElecTion AudiT will Find — She Knows Georgia Is NexT

Conspiracy Queen Rachel Maddow ... Panics Over --- ‘Dangerous’ Arizona Vote AudiT

‘True To iTs docTrine’ ... ConservaTives plan for a new church afTer UniTed MeThodism spliTs --- over homosexualiTy debaTe

Michael Eric Dyson - WhiTe People Can Help BLM ...by Holding RacisT RelaTives --- ‘To AccounT’ aT Thanksgiving

Derek Chauvin ... The GreaT --- WhiTe DefendanT

New Mexico state trooper executed by Mexican cartel member… Horrific Video

John Kerry in Earth Day wonderland

Democrats Are Cheaters

Derek Chauvin's FaTe ... Is Now in The Hands --- of The Jury

Fools' overture

Democrats Are Terrified of Georgia

Climate Media vs. Climate Science

Why We Black Leaders Support Voter ID Laws

Pelosi: ‘No Plans' to Bring a Court-Packing Bill to the House Floor – at This Time

B-1 Bombers Are Deploying To Norway For The First Time With An Eye On Nearby Russia And The Arctic

High School Coach Fired After Refusing To Enforce “Insane” Outdoor Masks During Sports

CNN Says Chinese-Style Fonts Are Racist

Gran Torino Denounced for Anti-Asian Racism

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

Biden Re-Ignites the Waco Fire

Over 500 White People Have Been Killed By Cops Since 2020. There Has Been No Rioting Over Those Deaths.


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Dana Carvey breaks out his Joe Biden impression
Post Date: 2021-03-25 02:58:07 by Gatlin
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BRAD OF CALIFORNIA
Post Date: 2021-02-06 18:02:08 by IbJensen
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Brad lived in California. He was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. Brad drove his car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window. He got back into his car, selected his favorite music, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery. ...

A Touching Gesture: Kamala Harris Just Sent Joe Biden 17 Get Well Soon Puppies
Post Date: 2020-12-06 07:37:19 by Deckard
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Our hearts are touched! In a nice gesture, Kamala Harris sent Joe Biden 17 get-well-soon puppies! Awww! So cute! Biden injured himself while playing with his dog, and this is sure to cheer him up! After receiving the puppies, Joe is rumored to have exclaimed, "Help! She's after me again!" Haha! Such a great jokester. It's awesome to see these two buddies playing around already. What a great four years this is going to be! 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 We know if we got injured, a bunch of puppies running around near our ankles and tripping us up would be just the thing to cheer us ...

Best Layoff Letter
Post Date: 2020-11-23 09:27:31 by IbJensen
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Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided ...

Never squat with your spurs on and other wisdom
Post Date: 2020-09-23 06:51:55 by IbJensen
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Never squat with your spurs on Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence ...

Women Know Things That Men Don't.
Post Date: 2020-09-17 22:42:39 by Deckard
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Applies To Seniors
Post Date: 2020-09-11 08:23:54 by IbJensen
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1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit. 3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pi$$ing you off. 4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.” 6 – “On time” is when you get there. 7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound. 8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and ...

Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby
Post Date: 2020-09-08 02:27:32 by Deckard
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—An anonymous report from anonymous sources confirmed without a doubt that Trump has punched a baby directly in the face, completely unprovoked. According to the anonymous sources that are so anonymous they speak mainly through quiet whispers carried along on the north winds, Trump was in the Oval Office when he saw the innocent baby and ruthlessly assaulted him. "That baby, he looked at me funny," said Trump, according to 48 sources who wish to remain unidentified. "I know a funny look when I see one. What a dope! That baby looks like a complete and total loser. You want a piece of me, baby?" Secret witnesses who have not been ...

Portland Protest Molotov Cocktail Friendly Fire, but to the tune of Can Can
Post Date: 2020-09-06 12:24:54 by misterwhite
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Butch, The Rooster.
Post Date: 2020-08-17 08:20:29 by IbJensen
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Butch, The Rooster. Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to ...

Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her
Post Date: 2020-08-08 11:20:19 by IbJensen
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her." Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. "He's huffing longer, deeper inhalations," said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. "That means he's getting really close." Biden's staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he'll definitely have a VP pick by the first ...

The “Wokest” Company In Silicon Valley
Post Date: 2020-08-05 03:55:10 by Deckard
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A sketch released by comedian Ryan Long on Monday mocks Big Tech companies for their over-the-top virtue signaling and attempting to always have the right opinions. It turns out, social media companies care about the diversity of ethnicity, not diversity of thought.

Founding Fathers Strapped Down In Graves To Prevent Further Spinning
Post Date: 2020-08-01 04:44:09 by Deckard
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U.S.—In an attempt to tackle the unprecedented and growing phenomenon of historical figures spinning rapidly in their graves, federal officials have begun strapping down the Founding Fathers at several historical sites.  “It started slowly, back around 2016,” explained National Park Director Larry Rozinsky. “We noticed George Washington’s corpse had done a full 360. It was a bit odd but nothing unlike what we’d seen a few times back in the sixties.”But that was only the beginning. Over the next few years, the corpses of Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and various other founding fathers began to rotate with increasing speed and frequency, reaching ...

Dr. Fauci Recommends Encasing Your Entire Body In Bubble Wrap To Protect Against Coronavirus
Post Date: 2020-08-01 04:41:07 by Deckard
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference Wednesday, Dr. Fauci suggested that Americans cover their entire bodies in bubble wrap to protect against coronavirus. "Studies have shown that this is very effective at stopping the virus, germs, and the oxygen that carries these things," Fauci said. "You will no longer have to worry about death by coronavirus, though I'm just a medical doctor and can't speak to any other risk factors this may introduce."Of course, Dr. Fauci says that he and other Washington elites are exempt from the recommendation."I mean, other people should do that, not me," he said, chuckling. "I can go to a baseball game and stuff ...

'We Are Living In A Fascistic Nightmare!' Screams Rioter Given Free Rein To Do Anything He Pleases On Streets Of Portland For Weeks
Post Date: 2020-08-01 04:36:16 by Deckard
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PORTLAND, OR—Sources indicate that a rioter, who had been given free rein by local authorities to do whatever he pleases on the streets of Portland for weeks, has been screaming at the top of his lungs for hours to get his message out that he believes we are all living in a fascistic nightmare. The man, who was wearing a spiked leather jacket replete with anarchist symbols and wielding a large, heavy brick, had been marching down the streets of Portland smashing windows, setting fires, and throwing fireworks at retreating police officers while screaming non-stop for hours about how repressed all of us are under a “Cheeto Mussolini who wants to kill all trans people” and ...

Brands that need to be cancelled IMMEDIATELY
Post Date: 2020-07-31 18:18:37 by Deckard
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Why stop at Aunt Jemima and Uncle Bens?? Here are all the grocery store brands that need to be cancelled ASAP!!

10 Jokes From ‘Blazing Saddles’ That Would Never Make The Cut In 2014 (or in 2020)
Post Date: 2020-07-28 11:54:46 by Deckard
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The classic Mel Brooks comedy Blazing Saddles was released 40 years ago, well before most of us were born, so when you’re done reading this, you can call your dad and remind him just how old he really is. Today’s so-called spoof directors could clearly learn a thing or 10,000 from one of the genre’s forefathers, Mel Brooks, because there isn’t a hilarious joke idea in Aaron Seltzer’s or Jason Friedberg’s brains that could still make people cry from laughter 40 years from now the same way that “Excuse me while I whip this out” still makes me smile like an asshole. Blazing Saddles is arguably Mel’s finest film, and I know that a lot of people will ...

Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines
Post Date: 2020-07-27 06:57:11 by Deckard
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CARSON CITY, NV—Calvary Chapel of the Desert was informed by the state that it was violating the state's strict restrictions on church gatherings. So, Pastor Chuck Carver figured out a clever way around the stringent requirements: he installed slot machines in the church, and now his church is able to do whatever it wants. "We put up the slot machines and bam -- no more restrictions," Carver said Sunday. "The authorities dispersed, and we pretty much get to do whatever we want. What happens in Calvary Chapel stays in Calvary Chapel."He then preached a solemn sermon in front of the blinking lights and blaring sirens from the slots. "Yeah, it looks kinda ...

Sports Fans To Continue 24-Year-Long Boycott Of WNBA
Post Date: 2020-07-27 06:46:47 by Deckard
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U.S.—WNBA players recently walked off the court during the national anthem. In response, the nation announced that it would continue its 24-year-long boycott of the WNBA. Sports fans, casual viewers, and basically everybody said they would continue not watching the WNBA or caring about anything they did."Listen, if they're going to disrespect the anthem, we're going to continue not watching the WNBA. Frankly, they could all dress up in star-spangled outfits and sing 'God Bless America,' and we'd still keep the boycott going," said one man in Iowa. "I'd want to support them morally at that point, but I don't know if I could bring myself ...

Conspiracy World Meets Comedy World – Chrissie Mayr / Jay Dyer
Post Date: 2020-07-27 01:39:14 by Deckard
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Published On July 21, 2020 » 727 Views» By admin » Archives, Audio/mp3, Comedy, Comedy Videos, Culture, Esoteric/Speculation, Featured, Philosophy, Psychology/Sociology, The Jay Show, Video <span data-mce-type="bookmark" st*l*="display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;" class="mce_SELRES_start">&#65279;</span> Comic Chrissie Mayr joins me to discuss the intersection of two worlds – the world of comedy and “conspiracy.”  Chrissie has recently interviewed some “CTs” as well as hopping on Sam Tripoli’s Tinfoil Hat with me and Isaac.  Chrissie and I will discuss ...

Louisville protests descend into chaos when armed protester accidentally shoots members of his group, injuring 3
Post Date: 2020-07-27 01:06:01 by Deckard
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Gunshots erupted during a planned protest in Louisville, Ky., Saturday and three members of the heavily armed militia group, the “Not F---ing Around Coalition” (NFAC), were injured by shots fired from one of their own member's guns, police told Fox News.BLACK ARMED MILITIA PLANNING LOUISVILLE MARCH CLAIMS IT'S 'NOT F---ING AROUND’The shooting took place near Baxter Square Park around 1 p.m. and all of the victims were transported to the University of Louisville Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, the Louisville Metro Police Department (LMPD) told Fox News.Protesters ducked behind cars and scattered to flee the area, a ...

If you laugh you lose BIGLY
Post Date: 2020-07-26 22:34:54 by Deckard
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Husband Has No Idea If This Is A Fight Or Not
Post Date: 2020-07-26 02:18:19 by Deckard
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COAL VALLEY, IL—Local man Matt O'Brien isn’t quite sure whether or not he is currently in a fight with his wife. While he is doing just fine, his wife seems to have a chip on her shoulder for some reason. Or maybe she doesn't; O’Brien isn’t sure.    "I can’t think of a reason why she would be mad," O'Brien said. "But she’s acting so strange. Maybe I forgot to feed the kids again, I really don’t know. It could be anything.”O’Brien says everything was going great until this morning. He said he was thinking about hitting the golf course, and his wife clearly said, ...

Friday Funnies
Post Date: 2020-07-24 07:14:10 by Deckard
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Posted on July 24, 2020 by Dr. Eowyn | 1 Comment ~Eowyn

FAUCI Throws Out First Pitch of MLB Season — Ball Social Distances Itself Far Away from Home Plate
Post Date: 2020-07-24 02:31:52 by Deckard
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A dopey and masked Dr. Fauci finally flattened the curve...and the fastball. But not the stinker sinker.

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