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‘I Stand for the Flag, I Kneel at the Cross’: PA Dem Forced to Resign After Facebook Posts Deemed Offensive
Warren’s DNA test mocked, as GOP cites study showing average Native-American link could be stronger
Warren Releases DNA Results, Challenges Trump Over Native American Ancestry
Did Saudis, CIA Fear Khashoggi 9/11 Bombshell?
Portland citizens jeer cowardly anarchists, cheer police! (short version)
With the Saudis, Trump Shows Timidity
Four Democrats Caught in Voter Fraud Ring Targeting Seniors in Fort Worth
'YOU'RE FREE, MAN!' Somalian whose deportation from UK was stopped by outraged Heathrow passengers revealed as gang-rapist who attacked teen girl
Police seeking person who put googly eyes on historic Georgia statue
Antifa mob that should be shot and killed on site
Ford Just Came To Trump' Defense & Destroyed Fake News Media & Their Lies: Tariffs & Their Layoffs
Trident Juncture 2018 Is About to Kick Off: NATO’s Big War Games Near Russia’s Borders Never End
Who Runs Bartertown? (Perpetual Taxes on Property)
'The president of a country should not publicly ridicule a woman who courageously comes forward': Anal Clooney skips royal wedding to take a hit at Trump at Pennsylvania women's conference
Christine Blasey Ford's bogus 'bravery' award nomination
War on Choice: UK Government Sets ‘Calorie Cap’ for Pizzas, Burgers… Even Soup
Good bye ... NFL --- been good knowing you.
M*A*S*H Goes to the Junkyard
Donald Trump Defends Medicare, a Socialist Program, from the Threat of Socialism
I'm at the Trump rally in Warren County Ohio
Libertarian and Police Accountability Pages Deleted in Facebook Purge
US Openly Threatens Russia with War: Goodbye Diplomacy, Hello Stone Age
Trump Signs Landmark Music Bill Into Law
Swedish media try to cover up gang rape of girl by ‘Muslim migrants’ – Facebook censored posts as well
No Charges for Grandpa Who Shot an Officer on His Property to Protect His Grandkids
The Last Rebels: 25 Things We Did as Kids That Would Get Someone Arrested Today
Fleetwood Mac Guitarist Sues Bandmates for Kicking Him Out of the Group
Rockland County man arrested for building 200-pound bomb, plotting to detonate it in DC on election day
London: 423 new mosques, 100 Shariah courts, more than in many Muslim countries
Layoffs Coming: Tariffs Cost Ford $1 Billion, Company Will Cut Jobs
When Taylor Swift Comes Out For Democrats, She's Brave, A Role Model; When Kanye Comes Out For Trump, He's Â‘Token Negro,Â’ Mentally Ill, Â‘Uncle Tom'
Chief Justice Roberts Requests Tenth Circuit To Investigate Kavanaugh Ethics Questions
5 Possible Reasons Incivility and Outrage Are on the Rise
America’s Disastrous Occupation of Afghanistan Turns 17 And the Taliban are in their strongest position in just that many years.
Michelle Obama’s vacation is over. Now she’s claiming her own spotlight.
Limo Company Owner in Crash Revealed as F.B.I. Informant, Recruiter of Terrorists, Fraudster
School Cancels “West Side Story” Because Too Many Whites Were Cast
Will the Last NeverTrumper Turn Off the Lights, Please
Kavanaugh backs Trump administration on jailing and deporting immigrants for crimes committed years earlier
ERIC HOLDER: WHEN REPUBLICANS GO LOW, ‘WE KICK THEM’
California woman arrested with 59 pounds of marijuana takes plea deal and gets NO jail time.
Ron Darling Apologizes For Masahiro Tanaka ‘Chink In The Armor’ Comment
35 States Tell the FCC to Get Off Its Ass and Do Something About Spoofed Robocalls
As People Rot in Jail for Tiny Bits of Weed, Cop’s Son Gets NO JAIL After Conviction for 44 POUNDS
Americans are Stuck in Abusive Relationships with Power
Globalist CFR: G9 Committee Must Save “World Order” From Trump
Ford Polygraph Results Just Released Did They Just Blow A Huge Hole In Her Story?(VIDEO)!!!
With the Kavanaugh Saga over, CNN Returns to Talking About Trump’s Penis
Treasure hunters challenge FBI over dig for Civil War gold
Florida Panhandle Bracing for Category 4 Hit from Michael
Police seeking person who put googly eyes on historic Georgia statue
Post Date: 2018-10-14 11:11:29 by Willie Green
Police in Savannah, Georgia, are looking for answers after a statue of a Revolutionary War general was defaced with googly eyes. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Friday that local police were investigating after a query from city officials about the vandalism of Savannah's Nathanael Greene Monument went viral earlier this week. Who did this?! Someone placed googly eyes on our historic #NathanaelGreene statue in #JohnsonSquare, the official City of Savannah Government account wrote on its Facebook page in a post Thursday.It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter, in fact, ...
Who Dat? Back In The Closet With Cory Booker!
Post Date: 2018-10-08 11:51:35 by IbJensen
VEN (WASHINGTON) According to the New York Times, the object of Cory Bookers (D-NJ) unwanted New Years Eve groping desire was not a 15-year-old high-school girl as Mr Booker contends, but Mr Bookers imaginary friend T- Bone, a young Afro-American boy who was questioning his sexuality when he and Mr Booker had what T-Bone called a down-low experience with a higher up! As T-Bone explained to VENs Senior #METOO Correspondent Mayella Ewell Sunday: After we left Pitchers and Catchers in the East Village, we went to a party somewhere. Cory Bookers real Spartacus Moment? Cory and I were alone in a bedroom and were playing spin the ...
BREAKING — Supreme Court To Reverse Roe v Wade, Brown v Board Of Eduction?
Post Date: 2018-10-08 11:42:41 by IbJensen
VEN (WASHINGTON) In a shocking move late Sunday confirming Progressives worse fears, Chief Justice John Roberts announced that the Supreme Court would be taking up Roe v Wade and Brown v Board of Education with the intent of reversing both decisions, citing lack of compelling precedent in the US Constitution to support the rulings. We had to wait, the Chief Justice explained to reporters early Monday, until we had a conservative majority on the Court. And now with the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh we have that majority! One former clerk for the recently retired Judge Kennedy whose seat on the court was filled by Brett Kavanaugh in ...
Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, ‘It Would Be Irresponsible Not To’ Consider 2020 Presidential Run
Post Date: 2018-09-21 07:04:17 by CZ82
Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Consider 2020 Presidential Run By K. Walker - September 20, 2018 Maybe Cory Spartacus Booker forgot that he has a potentially disqualifying incident of groping a woman against her will. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) along with his colleague, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) were using the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings as a platform to increase their profile as they both mull over a potential 2020 Presidential run. After much denial that that was the reason for his recent antics, Sen. Booker has confirmed that he is indeed planning on seeking the nomination from the Democratic Party to run for ...
Laugh of the Day
Post Date: 2018-09-21 06:46:53 by CZ82
Ranking the media from liberal to conservative, based on their audiences By Aaron Blake, October 21, 2014 One chart I didn't get to include in my post Tuesday morning on Pew's new study of Americans' media habits was the one below. Pew has basically taken the average viewer/consumer of all of these media outlets and plotted them on a continuum, trying to ascertain which outlets are favored by which side of the political spectrum. There aren't a whole ton of surprises here -- conservative talkers are on the far right, while most mainstream media outlets have a slightly left-of-center audience -- but there are a few interesting takeaways here: 1) The most-preferred media ...
Don't Piss Off Old People
Post Date: 2018-09-14 19:49:34 by Deckard
Condensed Version of Human History
Post Date: 2018-09-11 08:17:46 by IbJensen
For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2.. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of ...
Top Eight Idiots In The News
Post Date: 2018-09-10 08:03:29 by IbJensen
1. *AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.' 3. *WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where in the ...
Dear Singers and Actors:
Post Date: 2018-09-08 21:06:48 by Deckard
TRUMP is destroying the local AZ economies.
Post Date: 2018-09-03 05:58:23 by IbJensen
TRUMP is destroying the local AZ economies. Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands. They are showing their outrage with Donald Trump's pardon of sheriff Joe Arpaio and his rescinding of Obama's unconstitutional executive order known as DACA. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who are vowing to punish Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter: "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!" The effects of the exodus are already being felt ...
Trump shoots a man on 5th Avenue
Post Date: 2018-08-29 16:18:55 by IbJensen
(AP) President Donald Trump stopped his motorcade in Manhattan today, jumped out of his limousine and shot a man on Fifth Avenue who was shouting anti- Trump epithets. The shooting was recorded by the White House press pool as well as by dozens of bystanders with cellphones and by security cameras in the area. When asked for his reaction, House Speaker Paul Ryan said, We will need more information than is available at this point. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said through pursed lips that he was not going to comment on every up and down with this president. House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes said he already had information indicating ...
White House Press Briefing
Post Date: 2018-08-24 11:47:12 by Willie Green
New Progressive Bible Highlighter Set Just 5 Shades Of Whiteout
Post Date: 2018-08-23 13:10:56 by redleghunter
New Progressive Bible Highlighter Set Just 5 Shades Of Whiteout NASHVILLE, TNThomas Nelson Publishers will debut a new Bible highlighter set designed especially for progressive believers, consisting only of pens in 5 different shades of whiteout, sources confirmed. According to company spokesperson Dak Stevenson, the new set will give progressives even more options for rubbing out Biblical texts that dont agree with their personal belief system. We want to give progressive Bible readers many options, from lighter shades of correction fluid for erasing problematic Scripture passages, to heavier shades for completely eliminating sections that are clearly heretical to a ...
I Might Be Old But....
Post Date: 2018-08-21 05:49:26 by Deckard
Post Date: 2018-08-17 06:21:14 by Deckard
Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he'd accept oral sex from Trump
Post Date: 2018-08-06 09:19:53 by Willie Green
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the latest victim in Sacha Baron Cohen 's satirical "Who is America?" prank show. The former sheriff was tricked into believing he was appearing on a Finnish YouTuber's video. Baron Cohen, posing as the YouTuber, asked Arpaio if he would receive a blowjob from President Trump, to which the sheriff replied: "I may have to say yes." The sheriff, who is a close ally of the president , also said that he wouldn't be surprised if Trump had participated in a golden shower, as outlined by the infamous dossier . Arpaio is the latest in a string of prominent Republicans to be deceived by Baron Cohen on his TV series. Sacha ...
(Dirty Harry) "Excuse me captain, can you fly?"
Post Date: 2018-07-29 13:14:35 by Liberator
Poster Comment:GOOD FOR A LAUGH... Dirty Harry/Harry Callahan -- those law & order movies starring Clint Eastwood -- ALWAYS drew large audiences and widespread approval. They also provided levity and a sense of to the audience that logic and justice would always somehow prevail. UNTIL Hollywood killed The Good Guy. (And that meant, creating the "Anti-Hero". OR some kind of human Social Justice Super-Hero.) Notice today how Hollywood's new "Super-Heroes" obsession touted from Hollywood/Marvel and other comic book movies possess all kinds of God-like supernatural powers? (No, I don't watch them; They are jammed in our face via non-stop TV/youtube/social media ...
Should There Be A Litmus Test For Politicians To Measure Their Stupidity?
Post Date: 2018-07-24 08:45:33 by Deckard
Did you ever hear this one: Whats the difference between dumb and stupid? The supposed answer is, You cant fix stupid! Keeping the above in mind, recently I came across some statements made by politicians, which prompted my thinking there has to be a litmus test for measuring the stupidity that every wannabe politician must take and answer publicly before qualifying to run for public office. Is it true elected politicians can get away with statements like these: U.S. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY)Its racist to only allow citizens to vote. What? Former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)Just because someone is here illegally ...
Post Date: 2018-07-24 06:02:39 by Deckard
Post Date: 2018-07-15 09:42:28 by IbJensen
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading ...
HAS THIS MAN UNLOCKED THE SIMPLE SECRETS TO LONGEVITY??
Post Date: 2018-07-05 16:16:15 by Liberator
These days are rife with worry and mayhem. What can you do about it? Nothing much, so stop plans to change your gender or watching CNN. Fortunately, one person is claimed to have crack the code to human longevity. He has agreed to share his secret. Perhaps his example can be emulated. As far as many experts can see these days, what really now matters is the total elimination of stress from worrying about trivial matters such as a world gone mad, a modern toxic world, and self-abused human organs, including depending on just one fatty trainwreck of a liver and two corroded, nicotine rotted lungs. The Human Fund, the Science Community and World Health Organization are all combining to ask ...
Ten Fireworks Fail GIFs to Get You Laughing This Independence Day
Post Date: 2018-07-04 21:55:09 by Tooconservative
Heres something fun to keep you occupied while you wait for your hot dogs to finish grilling. Few things are more fun than watching other people maim themselves with their own dumb ideas. Happy Independence Day! 1.Captain Americas skinnier, stupider cousin Cosplay America. 2.This was never going to turn out well. 3.Nothing is more AMERICA than all of your city fireworks going off at the same time. 4.When your wiener dog suddenly becomes a lethal weapon. 5.Bright
but not a bright idea. 6.Part Two of this story involves a trip to the hospital, extensive rehab and a permanent position with the Vienna Boys Choir. 7.Theres always one. 8.If no one died from ...
Three FBI Cadets
Post Date: 2018-06-23 21:13:56 by Deckard
My nine year old grandson just told me this joke: So, three FBI cadets are at their final stage of training for proficiency with firearms, hand to hand combat, and loyalty to the agency. They are brought into a hallway with three doors. The first cadet goes into the first door and comes out and says, I will not shoot my father. He is immediately dismissed from consideration. The second cadet goes into the second door and comes out and says I will not shoot my grandmother. He is immediately dismissed from consideration. The third cadet goes into the third door. There are five gunshots and a lot of commotion. The instructors burst into ...
Retrospective: UNBELIEVABLE OBAMA GAFFES, Mistakes, Lies, and Confusion (as worshipful MSM still drooled over their idiotic "genius" & "cool" Prez anyway)
Post Date: 2018-06-23 15:06:16 by Liberator
Poster Comment:Enjoy the treasonous, lying nitwit and wind-bag narcissistic being himself. It is unbelievable that this Empty Chair and Wrecking Ball ever got re-elected. I think we have to seriously consider ELECTION FRAUD from Democrats as THE deciding factor and only way this clod won. It is essential that we be reminded of a few things in this clip...Of the Fake MSM, 0bama and his radical Admin, AND the unbridled power of the biggest enemy of freedom and America -- the Fake MSM. Its ability to manipulate the truth and foment hatred is now a given. Can it be said that it was the MSM (and it's Globalist/Leftist owners like Soros) who actually elected this human dreck? I understand ...
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