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Hugh Freeze: "[Jesus Christ] Is The Only One I've Ever Met Who Can Handle My Junk"
Post Date: 2018-12-08 10:06:29 by Willie Green
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Disgraced former Baylor AD Ian McCaw and fearmongering reactionary legacy kid Jerry Falwell Jr. introduced Hugh Freeze as Liberty University’s new head football coach on Friday. Everyone had a great time. Here were the best parts:Ian McCaw: “What really has impressed us the most with him is he’s a man of great faith, a great family man, and he’s someone who really pours into his student-athletes.”Freeze: “I’ve loved this university from the last time I was here.”“The son of God, Jesus Christ, he is the only one I’ve ever met who can handle my junk. If you know somebody else that can do that, I’d love to meet him.” I'm sure ...
How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer
Post Date: 2018-09-25 20:08:43 by nolu chan
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How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer Absolutely anonymous and unknown veracity. This story comes from 4chan. If you go to the link, know that you are going to 4chan and it is essentially uncensored. The Creepy Porn Lawyer [Avenatti] denied all. Fun explanation of takedown of CPL, if explanation is real. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186910048 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!! > Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone >She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on ...
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Post Date: 2018-08-31 00:33:11 by BorisY
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All 213 Beatles Songs, Ranked From Worst to Best
Post Date: 2018-08-20 12:53:16 by Liberator
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It turns out that ranking the songs recorded by the Beatles in the 1960s is easy; you put the worst one at the top, and the best one at the bottom. The list is based on the band’s British releases, which is how they thought of their work. In the U.K. in the 1960s, the group released 13 official studio albums, including the A Hard Day’s Night, Help!, and Yellow Submarine quasi-soundtrack albums. The so-called “White Album,” The Beatles, was a two-record set. There was also a flurry of non-album singles throughout those years, collected in different ways in the U.K. and the U.S. EMI also released a number of four-song EPs in Britain, particularly early on, but only one ...
Arizona father beats, kills man who followed his daughter into bathroom stall, police say
Post Date: 2018-08-15 10:39:58 by misterwhite
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An Arizona father decided to “take care of a situation” his own way when he killed a man who attempted to enter a bathroom stall his daughter was in, police said. Melvin Harris III, 40, faces a second-degree murder charge in the beating death of Leon Leevon Armstrong, AZFamily.com reported. Harris was taken into custody earlier this month after the deadly encounter at a QuikTrip convenience store in Phoenix involving his 16-year-old daughter. Harris was waiting in the parking lot to pick up his daughter and two friends when Armstrong approached him asking for money. Harris gave him some change and Armstrong went into the store. Harris’ daughter came out of the store and ...
Let's be honest, America: Dogs are parasites, not man's best friend
Post Date: 2018-07-14 03:33:36 by Tooconservative
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Dogs have a dirty little secret, as you’ll soon find out, but Americans’ love affair with them just keeps growing. In his 2009 book, “One Nation Under Dog,” author Michael Schaffer wrote about how owners’ devotion to their mutts had reached astounding heights. Many of the canines ...... live in a world of dog walkers and pet sitters and animal trainers and canine swim therapists and pet Reiki masseuses ... [a] baroque and endlessly subspecialized array of service providers. ... 83 percent of American pet owners referred to themselves as their animal’s “mommy” or “daddy,” [reflecting] the centrality of dogs in the lives of ordinary ...
RuPaul's Drag Race: Who should win season 10?
Post Date: 2018-06-25 10:46:54 by Willie Green
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Aquaria, Kameron Michaels, Eureka and Asia O'Hara are the four queens competing in the season 10 final of RuPaul's Drag Race.Although, as Asia admitted in a recent episode, the real winner of the series is probably Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.Despite leaving in episode one Miss Vanjie made an impression that lasted an entire series.But it's one of the remaining queens who will be crowned America's next drag superstar when the final episode airs.Who deserves to take the title? We spoke to Drag Race superfans for their predictions on who they want to win - and why.AquariaAt 21, New Yorker Aquaria is the season's youngest contestant and after winning the most challenges is ...
Woman On NYC Subway Verbally And Physically Attacks Asian Woman: "This Ain't Your Country!"
Post Date: 2018-06-06 14:05:54 by Tooconservative
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A video was recently uploaded to YouTube showing a mother yelling and cursing at an Asian woman on the New York City subway. [WARNING: The Following Video Contains Strong Language] At the beginning of the video, the mother yells: "F***! ... He didn’t get up for me! He didn’t get up for me ‘cause my daughter black. ‘Cause my daughter black, he didn’t get up for me to sit with my daughter!" The Asian woman interjects, saying: "Mind your language." The mother shouts back: "What am I saying wrong!" "Be calm, be calm," the Asian woman states. To which the mother responds: "What’s calm? You playing with my kid! ...
Oldest Person In The World Tells Her Story, And It's Utterly Tragic
Post Date: 2018-05-17 03:10:37 by Tooconservative
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She's survived the Russian Civil War, the Second World War, the deportation of her people in 1944, and the two Chechen Wars. She also says she met Vincent van Gogh when she was a girl. According to the Russian government, she's the oldest living person in the world, but despite all that time on the planet, she says she's never experienced a single happy day in her life. Koku Istambulova, according to her internal passport, is 128 years old and rapidly approaching 129. The birth date listed on her passport is June 1, 1889, though her age cannot be confirmed by more official government documents because they were lost in the Second Chechen War (1999-2009). In a recent ...
Christian Peace [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-02-13 19:05:02 by Vicomte13
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It's been a rough couple of days around here. Several of us, myself included, have not behaved in a manner at all befitting of a follower of Jesus. I propose that we cut that off and come back together in peace. We worship the same God and follow the same Lord. And he admonished us to love each other. Having gone in the other direction and riled ourselves up with hatred, what do we have to show for it? Nothing good. So lets cut our losses and get back in line with our leader, who is in heaven. For my part, I am sorry for all of the harsh words. I was hurt and angry, and lashing out, trying to inflict hurt and spread around the hate. We all know this is bad. I'm sorry I did it, ...
Is Whitey dead?
Post Date: 2018-01-11 11:43:00 by Hondo68
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Misterwhite aka Robert Paulsen hasn't posted in a while, did he croak? I'm wondering if he may have had a heart attack, when Trump announced that he's moving our Israel Embassy to Jerusalem. Poster Comment:ضريح العميل الراحل عرفات...كعبة جديدة للفلسطينيين !!!
Woman ripped man's testicle out with her teeth
Post Date: 2017-12-07 10:19:28 by Willie Green
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A woman has been ordered to pay compensation to her former boyfriend after ripping a testicle out of his scrotum with her teeth.Nunzia Del Viscio, 43, carried out the attack in her victim's flat in Edinburgh in May last year.She claimed she had been acting in self defence, but was convicted of assault.Del Viscio has been placed on a restriction of liberty order for six months, which means she must stay at home between 22:00 and 06:00.Appearing for sentence at Edinburgh Sheriff Court, she was also ordered to pay her victim £500 compensation.Sheriff Peter McCormack heard that those involved in the incident were Italian nationals, all working in restaurants in ...
How the CIA 'found' Hitler alive in Colombia in 1954: Agency was told about man with a VERY familiar face who lived in an ex-SS community where he was called The Fuhrer and given Nazi salutes, declassified files show
Post Date: 2017-10-31 11:12:27 by cranky
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Declassified CIA report details claims that Hitler lived in Colombia in the 1950sPhillip Citroen, a former SS officer, told agents the dictator was living in the town of Tunja, 85 miles north of Bogota, among a group of former Nazis in 1954Citroen said the men called him The Fuhrer, gave him Nazi salutes and 'afforded him storm-trooper adulation'He even provided a photograph showing a man with a strong likeness of HitlerThe CIA was told about a man claiming to be Adolf Hitler who lived in Colombia among a community of ex-Nazis during the Fifties, declassified documents reveal. Agents did not take the claim made by a former SS soldier seriously, however the station chief in Caracas ...
Feelbad story of the day: Victims of Vegas massacre being harassed, threatened by conspiracy theorists [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2017-10-26 22:31:25 by Tooconservative
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I have no deep thoughts or hot takes for you about this. I just wanted to call it to your attention as a reminder that you should be rooting for a nuclear war that eradicates us as a species, the sooner the better. Maybe the mutant giraffes that eventually evolve higher consciousness and inherit the planet will do better. At least for a few million years, until they produce a giraffe strain of conspiracy theorists who run around tormenting wounded giraffes. “You are a lying piece of shit and I hope someone truly shoots you in the head,” a commenter wrote to [Braden] Matejka on Facebook, one week after a gunman killed 58 people and injured hundreds more [and shot him in the head]. ...
83-Year-Old Grandpa Saves the Day By Pushing Suspect Off Roof
Post Date: 2017-09-16 14:50:43 by Tooconservative
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No one expects an octogenarian to stop a pest, let alone one on a rooftop — but don’t tell 83-year-old Wilford Burgess that. After hours of a suspect walking along various rooftops in his California neighborhood, Burgess took matters into his own hands when the man got to his roof. Burgess climbed atop the roof himself and threw the man off. Police had attempted to get the man to come down, but their repeated requests were denied and it seemed the force may have been fearful to get too close to the man without knowing if he was armed and dangerous. But Burgess said he “got tired of his games and pushed him off.” The elderly grandfather appeared to be in good shape ...
Meanwhile in Spain, Antifa scum vs Spanish Police
Post Date: 2017-09-10 16:18:14 by Tooconservative
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John Deere 3033R or TYM 394 tractor/loader?
Post Date: 2017-09-01 22:13:12 by sneakypete
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The first tractor I bought was too little,so I made up for that by buying one WAAAY too big the second time. Now I am trying to make up for those two mistakes by buying one that is "just right". I have it tentatively narrowed down to either a 31 HP JD 3033R with a cabin with ac and heat,or a 39 HP TYM394 with a cabin with ac and heat. Everybody knows what a JD is,but the TYM is made in South Korea by Korea's largest tractor company that has been in business for about 60 years. They have only been building tractors for export since about 2014 now,but prior to that they made a lot of "Badge" tractors for other companies as well as components. Both the JD and the ...
Southern Poverty Law Center Transfers Millions in Cash to Offshore Entities
Post Date: 2017-08-31 13:41:24 by Tooconservative
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The SPLC's chief trial counsel Morris Dees The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), a liberal, Alabama-based 501(c)(3) tax-exempt charitable organization that has gained prominence on the left for its "hate group" designations, pushes millions of dollars to offshore entities as part of its business dealings, records show. Additionally, the nonprofit pays lucrative six-figure salaries to its top directors and key employees while spending little on legal services despite its stated intent of "fighting hate and bigotry" using litigation, education, and other forms of advocacy. The Southern Poverty Law Center is perhaps best known for its "hate map," a ...
AirDropping penis pics is the latest horrifying subway trend
Post Date: 2017-08-13 01:11:04 by Tooconservative
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Britta Carlson holds up a photo of a penis that she received via AirDrop. There’s a new iPhone craze on the subway, and it’s not the latest Candy Crush update. New York women have discovered that creepy men are using the iPhone AirDrop app to send them photos of their privates while on the same train. Since more straphangers using the MTA are carrying advanced iPhones and awareness of the AirDrop app has increased, local straphangers have started noticing a troubling trend first reported in London in 2015. Britta Carlson, 28, was riding the uptown 6 train to a concert on July 27 when a mysterious message popped up on her smartphone. “iPhone 1 would like to share a note ...
Defendant who texted teen to commit suicide sentenced to 15 months in jail
Post Date: 2017-08-06 11:57:58 by Tooconservative
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A Massachusetts woman convicted of involuntary manslaughter because of text messages that cajoled her 18-year-old friend to commit suicide was sentenced Thursday to serve 15 months in jail. Michelle Carter, now 20, faced a maximum 20-year prison term. Her unusual prosecution was closely watched, and it occurred in a state that has no law forbidding people from encouraging suicide. But the authorities—including a Bristol County judge—concluded that in 2014 Carter sent Conrad Roy text messages that wantonly and recklessly caused him to poison himself in a car with carbon monoxide. She was 17 years old at the time. Judge Lawrence Moniz, who presided over the week-long, ...
Recent high school grad accused of multiple robberies
Post Date: 2017-07-18 10:52:13 by misterwhite
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A recent Lincoln Park High School graduate was ordered held on $150,000 bail Saturday in connection to a recent string of strongarm robberies in the Lakeview neighborhood. Bryce K. McGill, 18, faces multiple counts of robbery and one count of aggravated robbery for several street robberies, at least three taking place on July 6 in the Boystown enclave in Lakeview, prosecutors said at the Leighton Criminal Court Building. In all of the attacks, McGill and an unnamed accomplice approached men and women on the street, and McGill would punch the victim in the face, prosecutors said. The pair then grabbed the proceeds, including iPhones and wallets, and fled on foot. McGill is connected to at ...
Firefighter who shot neighbor will not face charges, prosecutor says
Post Date: 2017-07-11 16:43:35 by misterwhite
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Indianapolis firefighter Dean Keller, who shot neighbor Jeffrey Weigle four times in the chest area after a dispute, acted in self-defense and will not face charges, the Johnson County Prosecutor's Office said.
Cyclist knocked to ground in hit-and-run caught on camera
Post Date: 2017-07-10 11:57:21 by misterwhite
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OK. When I first saw this, I faulted the driver of the car. Seems obvious. But then I looked again and saw a few mitigating factors.The two cyclists were going slow, side-by-side on a two lane road where the speed limit had to be at least 55.Second, this was a no-passing area (double yellow line), meaning there was no way to legally get around them. You had to go their speed -- which was crawling.Third, at the very beginning of the video, you can see a white truck which did pass by swinging well into the oncoming lane, placing himself in danger by so doing.Lastly, the second driver, who was having none of this, passed and swung back into his lane a little too quickly.Who in the f**k did ...
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