Latest Articles: Weird Stuff/Unexplained
Obama Urged to Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal
Post Date: 2013-01-23 18:47:34 by Ferret Mike
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the Presidents second term, said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once. While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, We must remember that this happened on President Obamas ...
State Orders Sperm Donor to Pay Child Support
Post Date: 2013-01-04 19:21:01 by CZ82
State Orders Sperm Donor to Pay Child Support Men Please take warning and read this carefully! In 2009, a lesbian couple in Kansas advertised on Craigs List for a sperm donor. William Marotta contacted the couple and they worked out an agreement that he would have no legal or financial responsibility for the child conceived from his sperm donation. He thought he was just doing a good deed to help to women have a child. Jennifer Schreiner, the younger member of the lesbian couple underwent artificial insemination and ended up giving birth to a baby girl. A year later, the lesbian pair ended their relationship but maintained the co-parenting duties of the new baby and their ...
TEST ... r - u --- a sociopath !
Post Date: 2013-01-01 12:51:45 by BorisY
add - subtract - multiply - divide
Poster Comment:whatz yer answer
F A HAYEK of Freedom4um bragging about his guy Obama
Post Date: 2012-12-30 09:48:37 by A K A Stone
Bwhahahahahahaha! Suck on that Republicans. You want to run a Massachusetts socialist for your presidential candidate? You get what you deserve mother fuckers! LOL! I love it. Give it to them good and hard Obama.
Christine sure knows how to attract the Obama supporters.
Mentally Ill Man Cuts Off His Own Dick Determined To Ruin Womens Basketball
Post Date: 2012-12-15 19:31:31 by A K A Stone
SANTA CLARA, Calif. The womens basketball team at Mission College expected the bleachers to be full and the hecklers ready when its newest player made her home court debut. In the days leading up to the game, people had plenty to say about 6-foot-6-inch, 220-pound Gabrielle Ludwig, who joined the Lady Saints as a mid-season walk-on and became, according to advocates, the first transsexual to play college hoops as both a man and a woman. Coach Corey Cafferata worried the outside noise was getting to his players, particularly the 50-year-old Ludwig. A pair of ESPN radio hosts had laughed at her looks, referring to her as it. And online threats and anonymous calls ...
can i drive my car in mexico w/o a license
Post Date: 2012-12-10 20:21:02 by Abcdefg
Possibly the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet. Except for the typical FR responses that follow.
Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads as December 21 Nears (collision with planet Nibiru)
Post Date: 2012-12-08 14:31:47 by Hondo68
Title: Scene from the Apocalypse, Date: circa 1829, Medium: oil on canvas, Artist: Francis Danby (1793-1861) Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year Long Count Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them. The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation ...
Idiot of the Day Milo Bendech
Post Date: 2012-11-24 20:11:21 by A K A Stone
A forewarning of what can happen in the US if the Taliban Christians ever get ahold of the reins of government.
Poster Comment:You just won idiot of the day. Congratulations moron.
LuAnn Jefferson Parasite of the day
Post Date: 2012-11-10 08:40:50 by A K A Stone
This whole thing is disappointing. I cannot believe that there is still racial hatred in 2012. Obama has been and is our president and I am so grateful! He was handed a load of crap to try to turn around and is doing what he can to make that happen. Frankly, the other side would have had us back in the 50's on issues fought so hard to gain.
Celebratory gunfire at Saudi wedding cuts cable, 23 electrocuted (popular tradition in Islamic kingdom)
Post Date: 2012-10-31 13:30:11 by Hondo68
RIYADH (Reuters) - Celebratory gunfire at a wedding party in eastern Saudi Arabia on Tuesday night brought down an electric cable, killing 23 people, a local civil defense official said. "At the wedding, the cable fell on a metal door and the 23 people who died were all electrocuted," Eastern Province official Abdullah Khashman said by phone. A photograph of the aftermath of the accident, published on local newspapers' websites showed a large courtyard strewn with fallen chairs and a pole in the middle supporting cables carrying lightbulbs. All those killed were from the same tribe, Khashman said. Thirty others were injured in the incident near Abqaiq, a center of the Saudi ...
Brainwashed Zombie Kids Singing Video
Post Date: 2012-10-27 11:36:37 by A K A Stone
Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea
We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying
Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare ...
NBA’s David Stern: Obama always goes left (hoopgate - has no game)
Post Date: 2012-10-27 11:09:56 by Hondo68
For all the buzz about President Barack Obamas skills on the basketball court, the NBAs commissioner, David Stern, thinks the hype is overblown.Hes not that good, Stern, who announced Thursday he is retiring in 2014, said in an interview with Reuters. Hes a lefty, he goes the same way every time. (PHOTOS: President Obama off the bench) Sterns critique, good-natured as it was, wasnt simply some partisan swipe. Im a loyal Democrat, a passionate Democrat. Hes not as good as he thinks he is. More seriously, Stern explained the effect of having a hoops fan in the White House. He relates well to our players. ...
Chin Implant Augments Man's Testicles, Self-Esteem
Post Date: 2012-10-25 19:11:17 by Biff Tannen
Men are finally catching up to women, at least when it comes to body-image issues. For the first time, doctors in Mexico have used a silicone chin implant to give a man's testicles a more symmetrical look. The new surgery is a safe way to boost the body image of the growing number of men who have issues with their genitalia, researchers say in the new study ... Click for Full Text!
Poster Comment:This isn't new, yukon's chin has been augmenting men's testicles for years. Same with that gatlin dude.
Brian S Cries Uncle
Post Date: 2012-10-25 07:03:37 by A K A Stone
Die you mother-fucker and delete my account you coward. I'm finished here...
Poster Comment:The twit can dish it out but can't take it. He gets real upset when you diss his messiah.
Naked caveman releases statement on presidential election;
Post Date: 2012-10-17 18:25:43 by Thunderbird
"El Pasoans hiking up McKelligon Canyon expect a stunning view of the mountain [but] out of nowhere, a naked man jumped out of the cave, chasing the hikers down the mountain, and giving them quite a scare ... People living at an apartment complex at the foot of the mountain said theyve known about the cave dweller for a while and that they are afraid of him. ... they suspect the mysterious man has even been swiping their clothes. ... While he lives in a cave, he isnt completely off the grid. [He] talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the 'black Bush' and the other the 'white Bush,' implying both would continue the legacy of George W. Bush ...
Black Woman to Stupid to Know She's Stupid Calls Mitt Romney Nigger, along with other Obama losers
Post Date: 2012-10-08 06:36:32 by A K A Stone
Evil Crawled Out Of It (Warning Don't Look)
Post Date: 2012-10-04 22:50:35 by A K A Stone
Clinton is now speaking at the DNC
Post Date: 2012-09-05 23:05:03 by whyofcourse
Mena Connection: Compromised: Clinton, Bush and the CIA, Drug smuggling 56:59 - uploaded 5 years ago Film that includes clips from mainsteam media at the time, CBS etc. http://www.ncoic.com/clinton.htm ARKANSAS GOVERNOR BILL CLINTON PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH CIA DRUGS FOR GUNS CONNECTION By Paul DeRienzo An independent group of researchers in Arkansas are charging that Governor Bill Clinton is covering up an airport used by the CIA and major cocaine smugglers in a remote corner of the Ozark mountains. According to Deborah Robinson of In These Times, the Inter mountain Regional Airport in Mena,Arkansas continues to be the hub of operations for people like assassinated cocaine kingpin Barry ...
Cathy Brabant: Moron of the Day
Post Date: 2012-08-06 21:18:25 by A K A Stone
I love Reid, Obama and all of em!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up. Romney's own state hates him. Michigan is not going for the guy who told us all to go to hell. https://www.facebook.com/cathy.brabant.39
Weirdo Queer Outcast Trying To Suck Up...(The Chik-filla weirdo)
Post Date: 2012-08-04 12:57:15 by A K A Stone
Check out this weirdo.
Poster Comment:He like Ferret Mike says he is not gay but would be proud to be gay if he was. Freaky
Clint Eastwood endorses Romney's presidential bid
Post Date: 2012-08-03 23:54:28 by Hondo68
FILE - In this Feb. 1, 2012 file photo, actor and director Clint Eastwood speaks with reporters during the opening of the Warner Bros. Theater at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History in Washington. Eastwood, the “Dirty Harry” star and Oscar-winning director of “Unforgiven” and “Million Dollar Baby”, endorsed the Republican presidential candidate Friday night, Aug. 3, 2012 during a Sun Valley fundraiser. Photo: Cliff Owen / AP
SUN VALLEY, Idaho (AP) — Clint Eastwood just made Mitt Romney's day.The "Dirty Harry" star and Oscar-winning director of "Unforgiven" and "Million Dollar Baby" endorsed the Republican presidential candidate Friday night during a Sun Valley ...
Something about sacrificing some chickens or something
Post Date: 2012-07-29 19:27:50 by whyofcourse
please explain this:
Jews sacrifice chickens to Satan
F the Muppets
Post Date: 2012-07-23 01:46:32 by A K A Stone
Don't look now, but the Muppets want a divorce. The Jim Henson Company is scrapping its kids'-meal-toy relationship with Chick-Fil-A now that the left-wing pressure is on to boycott the Christian fried-chicken chain, which is offering toys right now from the Jim Henson Creatures' Shop line.
Muppet chieftain Lisa Henson went to Harvard and was president of Columbia Pictures, making her a progressive elite on both sides of the country. They announced on their Facebook page Friday they were strong supporters of "gay marriage" and were donating their Chick-Fil-A proceeds to the gay censorship cause:
The Jim Henson Company has celebrated and embraced diversity and inclusiveness for over ...
US Military Reveals Coup Plan To Topple Obama (before election)
Post Date: 2012-07-21 09:42:13 by Hondo68
A shocking Federal Service for Military-Technical Cooperation (MTC) report red-lined to President Putin this morning warns that various elements within the US Military establishment are actively planning for the overthrow of President Barack Obama prior to the November elections. According to this report, Russian Naval Infantry Forces commanders participating in Rim of the Pacific-2012 (RIMPAC) international naval war games off Hawaii (the world's largest multi-national maritime exercise) this week were told by their US counterparts aboard the USS Port Royal (CG-73) that Obama had to be overthrown as he posed the most dangerous threat to the United States since ...
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