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Machete-Wielding Professor In New York Lands New Gig At Another School
Defendant stuck behind bars even though Virginia jury says shooting of YouTube "prankster" was self-defense
Kaiser Permanente health care employees poised for 3 day strike this week
The Legacy Dianne Feinstein Left California: Crap And Crime
Bowman denies allegations he tried to delay vote with fire alarm stunt, thought it would open door
Baltimore mayor says arrest of murder suspect who was out on early parole after violent rape is a 'message' the city won’t tolerate criminals
Democrat Jamaal Bowman Faces Investigation, Expulsion after Pulling Fire Alarm before Vote
Putin Is Now Evading Western Sanctions On Almost All Oil Exports, And Using Yuan To Avoid Import Sanctions
Prophetess of Climate Propaganda
Joe Biden’s IRA committed more than $100 million to promote ‘tree equity’
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Rep. Byron Donalds Says Republicans ‘Did Not Get Anything’ In Funding Measure
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Senator Dianne Feinstein's death leaves her daughters wrangling over breathtaking $102MILLION property fortune and $62M private jet she used to visit her mansions
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Biden admin issues restrictions on gas furnaces in latest war on appliances
NYC mayor's top advisor calls on feds to 'close the borders' to stop flow of migrants
Terror Cover-Up in the Netherlands: Medical Student and Animal Abuser, Fouad L., who is known to Police, Shoots Neighbors and Teacher Dead, Leftist Government Pretends Attacker is 'Far-Right Nazi'
House GOP members seek to expel Gaetz amid renewed threat to vacate House Speaker McCarthy
Ron DeSantis still rules out role as Donald Trump VP
Horrendous Number of Eagle Deaths From Wind Farms
Marines temporarily relax regulations due to camouflauge uniform shortage
Survey for gun owners by gun owners to help combat bunk ‘studies’
CRPA Files Motion in Federal Court to Block New California Carry Restriction Laws
Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard warns against burglary gangs from 'south of the border'
Migrants Are Being Raped at Mexico Border as They Await Entry to US
DHS Greatly Inflates Number of Transnational Criminal Organizations It Dismantles
Here Are The Republicans Who Helped Defeat A Measure To Defund Taxpayer-Funded Pride Events
Zelensky Pitches Arms Makers on Producing Weapons in Ukraine
TRANSGENDER INQUISITION: Newsom Weaponizes Schools Against Non-‘Affirming’ Parents
The Horrors of Plum Island | Hybrids, Human Experiments and Weaponized Killer Insects
Jack Smith Says Trump ‘Caught Potentially Violating Terms of Release’ Over Gun Purchase Video In Blistering New Complaint
Omar: Dems Will Only Save McCarthy for ’50/50 Power-Sharing Agreement’
Party That Opposes Ukraine Aid Wins Slovakia Election
Ex-Loudoun Superintendent Found Guilty of Retaliating against Teacher Who Spoke Out about Sex Assault
Nagorno-Karabakh Is No More
Trigger for Next Financial Implosion
No Privacy, No Property: The World in 2030 According to the WEF
The Problem of the Tariff in American Economic History, 1787–1934
Coming full circle: Subpoena demands FBI return Hunter Biden laptop to Delaware repair shop owner
Famed Signature Room Restaurant in Chicago’s Hancock Tower Suddenly Closes Citing ‘Economic Hardship’
Pakistan: Politicians fight on live debate after Nawaz Sharif’s party leader calls Imran Khan ‘Jewish agent’ and ‘bootlicker’
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Latest Articles: Humor
NEVER HOME ALONE with Donald trump
Post Date: 2017-12-23 09:29:17 by Tooconservative
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Ivanka Trump told Steve Bannon he was a 'f------ liar'
Post Date: 2017-12-21 17:54:38 by Willie Green
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White House adviser Ivanka Trump lashed out at former chief strategist Steve Bannon after he accused her of leaking information to the media, according to a new report.The meeting came after months of escalating tensions between two competing factions in President Donald Trump's administration.Until his resignation in August, Bannon had often butted heads with Ivanka and her husband, senior adviser Jared Kushner. White House adviser Ivanka Trump reportedly told the former chief strategist Steve Bannon that he was a "f------ liar" at a meeting last spring that was aimed at diffusing tensions between the main factions in the administration, according to a new report from ...
Phone conversation of the day (Humor)
Post Date: 2017-12-18 06:36:55 by Deckard
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Type of alcohol determines whether you become merry or maudlin
Post Date: 2017-11-22 14:31:45 by tpaine
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Type of alcohol determines whether you become merry or maudlin Spirits are associated with confidence and red wine is linked to relaxation – and researchers hope findings will help people consider alcohol’s emotional effects Nicola Davis Wednesday 22 November 2017 01.30 EST Last modified on Wednesday 22 November 2017 11.03 EST While indulging in booze can inspire cheerful merrymaking in some, for others it can lead to a tearful journey to the bottom of the glass. Now researchers say the emotions people feel when drinking could be linked to their tipple of choice. An international survey has revealed that spirits are often associated with feelings of energy, confidence and ...
Body Cam Shows Cops Lose It During Raid and Try to Kill Each Other
Post Date: 2017-11-15 06:22:21 by Deckard
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Detroit, MI — Hot tempered cops losing their cool and beating up or otherwise hurting innocent or non-violent suspects is a regular occurrence that we frequently report on here at TFTP. However, body camera footage was just released highlighting this tendency of some cops to leave behind professionalism and their temper. This time though, their victims weren’t innocent civilians—this time, they attacked each other. Like a pack of rabid dogs, Detroit cops from two different precincts found themselves in the same house last Thursday and then turned on each other. Now, two Detroit Police officers are off the streets and a supervisor has been removed from special ...
Hannity’s ‘laughing his a** off’ at fans smashing their Keurigs, promises these prizes for best video
Post Date: 2017-11-14 11:48:06 by Liberator
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Fox News host Sean Hannity thanked fans for boycotting Keurig for pulling its ads from his show, and said the videos of them smashing the coffee machines were hilarious. “I am humbled and speechless and frankly laughing my ass off,” Hannity tweeted Sunday night. “I love all my deplorable friends. Thank you and Game on!!” I pulled an “Office Space” with my Keurig… Would be a shame if everyone else joined me in the Keurig Smash Challenge #BoycottKeurig #IStandWithHannity #SundayMorning pic.twitter.com/yEADeRC006 — Angelo John Gage (@AngeloJohnGage) November 12, 2017 Over the weekend, Keurig pulled its ads from Hannity’s show after caving to ...
My daughter informed me last night what the olden days are
Post Date: 2017-10-20 10:11:26 by no gnu taxes
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I was telling my daughter about some things that happened in 1980s. She quickly informed that was in the olden days. Olden days? I told her that I thought was when mice were pulling thorns out of lion's paws or when animals were lounging around the forest watching turtles and rabbits race. She astutely commented that those were just myths. So I asked her, "So what are the olden days?" She told me that anything that happened before 2000 was in the olden days.
Possibility of ‘Professor Hillary Clinton’ ignites GREAT ideas for #HillaryCourses at Columbia
Post Date: 2017-10-14 15:10:49 by Tooconservative
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There are reports that a college teaching position might be in Hillary Clinton’s future: Hillary Clinton 'in talks' to become a professor at Columbia University https://t.co/h6BhTSxmHw — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) October 13, 2017 What would “Professor Hillary” teach? Well, that’s where #HillaryCourses comes in handy: Intro to Bathroom Server Mgmt #HillaryCourses — S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, 2017 Ha! Feel free to let Hillary teach any of these courses, Columbia! Modern Perpetual Victimhood #HillaryCourses — S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, 2017 Powerful & Privileged Women's Studies #HillaryCourses — S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, ...
Is your son becoming a fag?
Post Date: 2017-10-05 11:10:51 by no gnu taxes
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You need to prevent this. Here are some steps. Take away all his Disney videos and make him watch combat action movies. Take him bowling. It's okay if he uses the lightweight balls, but make him curse every time he fails to pick up a spare. It's optional about making him take a swig of beer. Make him him watch a porn video. Please make sure there are no homo activities going on it. If that doesn't work and he cries asking for mommy, you are going to have to spank the kid. Not like what you give to a real homo, but you need to make to kid understand what life should be like if he decides to act this way.
Trump Says He’ll Work With Democrats on Health Care
Post Date: 2017-09-28 07:28:22 by Jameson
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Trump Says He’ll Work With Democrats on Health Care President plans an executive order on insurance ‘across state lines’ Here it is - This will begin the move toward "Medicare for All" Comrade 45 lies a lot, but he did promise Universal Health Care... "...When he was a presidential candidate in 2015, Trump told CBS's Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes that "everybody's got to be covered." He conceded that it may be an "un-Republican" thing to say, but he wanted to ensure that everyone had quality health care..."
If NFL Ads Were Honest…
Post Date: 2017-09-07 04:23:26 by Tooconservative
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A Thousand Words (Irony?)
Post Date: 2017-08-23 08:11:10 by Deckard
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Celebration
Post Date: 2017-08-22 10:30:22 by misterwhite
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Secret video of Afghanistan cabinet members after hearing that Trump is going to stay.
Longview, TX man shocked after prostitute he booked was his own wife
Post Date: 2017-08-19 08:32:20 by Tooconservative
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A 53-year old man in Longview, Texas was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 16 years. The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town. Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention. The photo only showed ...
Gravestones of The Russian Mafia
Post Date: 2017-08-18 16:09:20 by A Pole
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http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/russian-gangster1.jpg [...] When Adults Get Hold of Children’s Coloring Books ... [...] Click for Full Text!
Orrin Hatch: Cunning Linguist
Post Date: 2017-08-07 23:21:44 by Tooconservative
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The Utah senator has a perfectly reasonable explanation for the expression "shot their wad." Utah Senator Orrin Hatch found himself embroiled in controversy Monday, but unlike most Washington squabbles, this one was solved with a dictionary. Last week, Hatch told Politico: “We’re not going back to health care. We’re in tax now. As far as I’m concerned, they shot their wad on health care and that’s the way it is. I’m sick of it.” Some commentators objected to Hatch’s language on the grounds that he used an impolite euphemism. But the senator was ready with a lesson in etymology, tweeting: As few of you were alive during the Civil War, ...
The Coach
Post Date: 2017-08-05 19:12:48 by sneakypete
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Someone send me this in an email,and it's too good to not share. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?" "Yes, coach", replied the little boy. " Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all ...
Chinese artificial intelligence calls Communist Party ‘incompetent’
Post Date: 2017-08-02 20:07:22 by Anthem
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By Ivan Pentchoukov Wednesday, August 2, 2017 Chinese artificial intelligence calls Communist Party ‘incompetent’ Tencent's WeChat logo on a laptop in a cafe on March 12, 2014. (Peter Parks/AFP/Getty Images) A Chinese software company pulled the plug on its artificial intelligence service after it deviated from the script and criticized China’s Communist Party for being “corrupt” and “incompetent.” Tencent started a free service for its users this year, letting them chat with an artificial intelligence (AI) character. The program could talk on a variety of topics and grew smarter as it interacted with users, according to NHK World. When a user ...
Guess which site is under "DOS attack!" during the endless grift?
Post Date: 2017-07-30 13:44:01 by Hank Rearden
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For only a third of a mil per year, what do you expect - uptime? Yes, a new angle is being worked to flog the long con, so man the barricades and Prayers Up! .............. Wanted to avoid running a thread on this, but seeing as how it continues dragging on, guess I'd better. The DOS attacker obviously knows by now that he's hurting us. Have no idea when he/they started the attack, but we discovered it a few days ago. And John has been fighting it ever since. Says it's like whack-a-mole. Every time John gets him blocked or knocked out, he pops up again with a new modified attack. John thought he had a good solution a couple days ago, and we did enjoy one night and most of the ...
The longest password ever
Post Date: 2017-07-29 12:33:52 by Deckard
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Farm Kid Writes Home After Joining the Marines
Post Date: 2017-07-27 08:05:22 by Deckard
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Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, ...
Police PR Training Video
Post Date: 2017-07-26 12:15:14 by Hondo68
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PR exec. Steve Sharp shows SWAT how to resurrect their public image with one simple rule: don't shoot beloved family pets.
Communists in China are Afraid of Winnie the Pooh
Post Date: 2017-07-24 01:35:21 by Anthem
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Chinese censors have set their sights on Winnie the Pooh, or “Little Bear Winnie”, as he’s known there. Searches and comments with references to him, have been blocked with the error message “this content is illegal.”Although the Chinese government hasn’t given an official reason, censorship in China is used almost exclusively to protect the image of the regime. Pooh has, in China, popularly been used as a comparison to President Xi Jinping for the past four years or so, in increasing popularity. Not a half bad meme, but probably the reason for the show’s complete censorship.Many important facts remain mysteries to the 1.3 billion people that call China ...
The Catastrophe That Ran For President
Post Date: 2017-07-17 11:09:46 by IbJensen
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hen Hillary loses her temper all Hell literally breaks loose. "Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise." (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991) "You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!" (From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.) "It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-Qaida in particular." (Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a ...
Guess which site is broken again, right on schedule?
Post Date: 2017-07-14 16:56:44 by Hank Rearden
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Oh, boo-hoo. Gimme, gimme, gimme. This is what about $1,000 per DAY gets you; a 1995 BBS running on Windows ME. How many more millions needed before posts can be edited? I'm very sorry (again), but our recurring response time nightmare is back (again). The good news, though, is John has finally checked in. He's been out of town a lot in the last couple weeks dealing with some urgent family issues regarding his other half's adopted child. Praying that works out soon. He also says his phone needs to be replaced and has not had time to get it done. The bad news is, he has not been able to resolve our server issue yet. He suspects it's some kind of intermittent error in our ...
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