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Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he'd accept oral sex from Trump
Post Date: 2018-08-06 09:19:53 by Willie Green
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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the latest victim in Sacha Baron Cohen 's satirical "Who is America?" prank show. The former sheriff was tricked into believing he was appearing on a Finnish YouTuber's video. Baron Cohen, posing as the YouTuber, asked Arpaio if he would receive a blowjob from President Trump, to which the sheriff replied: "I may have to say yes." The sheriff, who is a close ally of the president , also said that he wouldn't be surprised if Trump had participated in a golden shower, as outlined by the infamous dossier . Arpaio is the latest in a string of prominent Republicans to be deceived by Baron Cohen on his TV series. Sacha ...
(Dirty Harry) "Excuse me captain, can you fly?"
Post Date: 2018-07-29 13:14:35 by Liberator
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Poster Comment:GOOD FOR A LAUGH... Dirty Harry/Harry Callahan -- those law & order movies starring Clint Eastwood -- ALWAYS drew large audiences and widespread approval. They also provided levity and a sense of to the audience that logic and justice would always somehow prevail. UNTIL Hollywood killed The Good Guy. (And that meant, creating the "Anti-Hero". OR some kind of human Social Justice Super-Hero.) Notice today how Hollywood's new "Super-Heroes" obsession touted from Hollywood/Marvel and other comic book movies possess all kinds of God-like supernatural powers? (No, I don't watch them; They are jammed in our face via non-stop TV/youtube/social media ...
Should There Be A Litmus Test For Politicians To Measure Their Stupidity?
Post Date: 2018-07-24 08:45:33 by Deckard
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Did you ever hear this one: What’s the difference between dumb and stupid? The supposed answer is, “You can’t fix stupid!” Keeping the above in mind, recently I came across some statements made by politicians, which prompted my thinking there has to be a litmus test for measuring the stupidity that every wannabe politician must take and answer publicly before qualifying to run for public office. Is it true elected politicians can get away with statements like these: U.S. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY)“It’s racist to only allow citizens to vote.” What? Former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)“Just because someone is here illegally ...
Tuesday Funnies
Post Date: 2018-07-24 06:02:39 by Deckard
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Globalization?
Post Date: 2018-07-15 09:42:28 by IbJensen
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A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading ...
HAS THIS MAN UNLOCKED THE SIMPLE SECRETS TO LONGEVITY??
Post Date: 2018-07-05 16:16:15 by Liberator
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These days are rife with worry and mayhem. What can you do about it? Nothing much, so stop plans to change your gender or watching CNN. Fortunately, one person is claimed to have crack the code to human longevity. He has agreed to share his secret. Perhaps his example can be emulated. As far as many experts can see these days, what really now matters is the total elimination of stress from worrying about trivial matters such as a world gone mad, a modern toxic world, and self-abused human organs, including depending on just one fatty trainwreck of a liver and two corroded, nicotine rotted lungs. The Human Fund, the Science Community and World Health Organization are all combining to ask ...
Ten Fireworks Fail GIFs to Get You Laughing This Independence Day
Post Date: 2018-07-04 21:55:09 by Tooconservative
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Here’s something fun to keep you occupied while you wait for your hot dogs to finish grilling. Few things are more fun than watching other people maim themselves with their own dumb ideas. Happy Independence Day! 1.Captain America’s skinnier, stupider cousin Cosplay America. 2.This was never going to turn out well. 3.Nothing is more AMERICA than all of your city fireworks going off at the same time. 4.When your wiener dog suddenly becomes a lethal weapon. 5.Bright…but not a bright idea. 6.Part Two of this story involves a trip to the hospital, extensive rehab and a permanent position with the Vienna Boys Choir. 7.There’s always one. 8.If no one died from ...
Three FBI Cadets
Post Date: 2018-06-23 21:13:56 by Deckard
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My nine year old grandson just told me this joke: So, three FBI cadets are at their final stage of training for proficiency with firearms, hand to hand combat, and loyalty to the agency. They are brought into a hallway with three doors. The first cadet goes into the first door and comes out and says, “I will not shoot my father”. He is immediately dismissed from consideration. The second cadet goes into the second door and comes out and says I will not shoot my grandmother. He is immediately dismissed from consideration. The third cadet goes into the third door. There are five gunshots and a lot of commotion. The instructors burst into ...
Retrospective: UNBELIEVABLE OBAMA GAFFES, Mistakes, Lies, and Confusion (as worshipful MSM still drooled over their idiotic "genius" & "cool" Prez anyway)
Post Date: 2018-06-23 15:06:16 by Liberator
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Poster Comment:Enjoy the treasonous, lying nitwit and wind-bag narcissistic being himself. It is unbelievable that this Empty Chair and Wrecking Ball ever got re-elected. I think we have to seriously consider ELECTION FRAUD from Democrats as THE deciding factor and only way this clod won. It is essential that we be reminded of a few things in this clip...Of the Fake MSM, 0bama and his radical Admin, AND the unbridled power of the biggest enemy of freedom and America -- the Fake MSM. Its ability to manipulate the truth and foment hatred is now a given. Can it be said that it was the MSM (and it's Globalist/Leftist owners like Soros) who actually elected this human dreck? I understand ...
Kim Jong Un Criticized For Meeting With Nation That Has Killed 60 Million Babies
Post Date: 2018-06-17 21:22:28 by Liberator
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North Korean President Kim Jong Un came under intense scrutiny this week after meeting with a barbaric nation that has killed over 60 million of its young since legalizing abortion in 1973. Political commentators agreed that by meeting with the nation of savages that abort hundreds of thousands of their young each and every year, Kim Jong Un appeared to be legitimizing the backwards, depraved nation of America. “Just picture Kim Jong Un up there shaking hands with Hitler,” one pundit said. “That’s basically what this amounts to, when you consider that he’s meeting with a country that has killed over 60 million babies since Roe v. Wade. I’m just not sure ...
Not what it seems
Post Date: 2018-06-14 04:17:18 by Deckard
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Donald Trump's GoldenHair [007 spoof]
Post Date: 2018-06-13 11:44:32 by Tooconservative
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Poster Comment:From Australia's ABC.
White House weighs in on Laurel vs. Yanny debate (Progressive scolds: That’s not funny, you monsters)
Post Date: 2018-05-18 09:57:07 by Tooconservative
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Thursday afternoon the White House weighed in on the greatest debate of our time: Laurel vs. Yanny. The clip is obviously supposed to be light-hearted and fun, a distraction but a harmless one. Naturally, this inspired people on the left to new fits of outrage. The clip opens with Ivanka Trump and includes cameo appearances by Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Sanders, Larry Kudlow, VP Mike Pence and President Trump himself (plus several more people I don’t recognize). Most of the White House staff, to my relief, hears “Laurel.” That’s obviously the right answer and I can’t believe there’s anyone on the other side of this debate, but I guess some people have ...
1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF - $2500
Post Date: 2018-05-04 12:12:38 by Tooconservative
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You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the ...
Michelle Wolf’s comedy routine at the White House correspondents’ dinner
Post Date: 2018-04-30 08:17:17 by Jameson
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And just a reminder to everyone, I'm here to make jokes. I have no agenda. I'm not trying to get anything accomplished. So everyone that's here from Congress, you should feel right at home. A lot of you might not know who I am. I'm 32 years old, which is an odd age: 10 years too young to host this event and 20 years too old for Roy Moore. A lot of people want Trump to be impeached. I do not. Because just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay. Fox News is here. So, you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks. Seriously. Megyn Kelly. What would I do without Megyn Kelly? You know, ...
Dad, Why Do I Have To Go To School?
Post Date: 2018-04-23 09:52:55 by Deckard
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A Pelosi joke
Post Date: 2018-04-22 01:24:33 by Tooconservative
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Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The ...
Most of our generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways .
Post Date: 2018-04-16 09:36:17 by Deckard
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1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2 My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3 My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4 My father taught me LOGIC. ” Because I said so, that’s why.” 5 My mother taught me MORE LOGIC“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” 6 My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear ...
Undercover police posing as drug buyers arrested by undercover police posing as drug dealer
Post Date: 2018-04-13 06:27:52 by Deckard
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The life of undercover police is not an easy one, as officers have to give up their personal life during the time they are undercover and take on a very new lifestyle, in this case, the life of a drug dealer.Huge Mistake Led To Only Police Arresting Each Other After Punch UpUndercover police went to Detroit and posed as drug dealers. However, thanks to a mess up, another police group thought that they were real drug dealers and so they raided the house in what turned out to be one of the most embarrassing things ever seen in the department according to the Police chief.The incident occurred in November when officers from the 12th precinct in Detroit went undercover with the purpose of ...
'Embarrassed' mom goes viral for accidentally sending son to school in lewd McDonald's parody shirt
Post Date: 2018-04-09 12:15:01 by Justified
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A Texas mom is apologizing for not monitoring her son’s clothing close enough. Shelly McCullar sent her son, Anthony, to school at Travis Elementary on Wednesday in what she thought was a McDonald’s-logo t-shirt. But the mom was in for a surprise when Anthony got home and she took a closer look at what he was wearing – an X-rated McDonald's parody featuring a pair of parted women's legs wearing heals with the tagline, “I’m lovin it” written underneath. “I promise from now on to monitor what my kids are wearing!” McCullar wrote in a now-viral Facebook post. “I had no idea Anthony wore this to school.” According to the Facebook ...
Truth About Taxes
Post Date: 2018-04-06 05:03:39 by Deckard
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Neighborhood Stasi
Post Date: 2018-04-05 05:48:04 by Deckard
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What is wrong with this picture?
Post Date: 2018-03-30 07:32:47 by Deckard
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Chappaquiddick
Post Date: 2018-03-29 09:38:03 by Deckard
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From National Lampoon the greatest and most incisive political parody statement in American journalismThe whitewashed version coming to theaters April 6th.Chappaquiddick
Hogg Hitler! The little dictator in the making
Post Date: 2018-03-29 05:02:50 by Deckard
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How is this guy not a creation of the evil globalists?
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