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Trump argues First Amendment protects him from ‘insurrection’ cases aimed at keeping him off ballot
Trump Receives 13 More South Carolina Endorsements before Visit
Judge to examine alleged attorney conflicts of interest in Mar-a-Lago case
Cassidy Hutchinson says she once encountered MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell exploring the White House unescorted
Donald Trump once told Mark Milley no one wanted to see a disabled vet who had been severely wounded in Afghanistan, report says
Why Are Vaccine Injured Patients Silenced?
Nipah Virus, Biological Warfare Phase 2, or a Big Hypnotic Convincer?
47 studies confirm ineffectiveness of masks for COVID and 32 more confirm their negative health effects
A War of Attrition
CFR Members And Bilderberg Attendees Appointed By Joe Biden
Biden shouldn't be ridiculed. He should be pitied
Approaching the Bond Yield Event Horizon
Zelensky Says He Met BlackRock CEO and Other Finance Leaders in US Trip
Phil Gramm on How Government Biases Policy Debate
Wake up, Uncle Sam: Is the US military ready to take on Russia and China?
Polish PM Tells Zelensky to ‘Never Insult Poles Again’
Sharing the Good News in a Bad News World pt 3 of 3 Dr Adam Koontz
Report for European Parliament challenges OPCW’s Syria cover-up
Police Drop Investigation Into U.K. Woman Arrested for Praying Near Abortion Clinic
‘Republicans for Ukraine’ Ad Says Ukraine War Is Good Because It ‘Weakens Russia’
Economics is really hard
House Speaker Reverses Course, Will Add Ukraine Funding to Defense Bill
Sharing the Good News in a Bad News World pt 2 of 3
Maine Dad Says High School Clinic Sent 17-Year-Old Daughter Home with Secret Baggy of Zoloft, Sicced Child Protective Services on Him For Complaining
Anne Frank snared in graphic K-12 books controversy
Californians To Pay 18% Tax On Firearms, Ammo After Anti-Gun Lawmakers Strike
Student loan restart: Payments to begin again in nine days as federal pause ends
After 22 years in prison, a man from Floyd County, Georgia, has been exonerated following a wrongful conviction for murder.
Court CRUSHES Magazine Ban! Protected By 2nd Amendment California Now off to Appeal Duncan v. Bonta
All the Bribes Dem Senator 'Bullion Bob' Menendez Took and What He Did in Exchange, According to Prosecutors
FDR’S CENSORSHIP REGIME
US Judge Strikes Down California Ban on High-Capacity Gun Magazines
McConnell ADMITS Ukraine War Funds Go To Weapons Manufacturers!
BREAKING: Violence erupts between Antifa and parental rights protesters in Toronto, multiple arrests
David Foster’s Daughters Slam California Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘It’s Really F**ked Up What’s Happening Here … Is the Goal to Be Socialist?’
NFL's first transgender cheerleader Justine Linsday angrily slams home state of North Carolina for law banning trans women from competing in sports
McCarthy nixes move to yank Ukraine funding from defense bill
Pope Francis says Europe is not facing a migrant emergency, says countries should open ports
Senator Robert Menendez Refuses to Resign amid Federal Corruption Charges
EV Battery Factory Will Require So Much Energy It Needs A Coal Plant To Power It
The VA Offers More than 50 Gender Options for Clients
Lion King of Judah? Church ‘Crucifies’ and Resurrects Simba for Easter Play
How Did Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal ‘Lose’ at Least 76 Service Weapons?
G3 Conference Evacuated After Bomb Threat: Suspect Arrested
Left-Wing German Minister Proposes Refugee Voting Rights
STEAL SURGE Major retail chains claim ‘TikTok videos with 9b views’ causing shoplifting boom & issue dark warning to employees
Zelensky Departs Washington Mostly Empty-Handed Amid Mood Shift In West
Biden enjoys a 12-point lead over Trump in New Hampshire poll of a possible rematch
Striking WGA Union’s Spending Spree Revealed, Including 25K On Sushi
Congress to Release New Evidence Backing Up IRS Whistleblowers Against Biden
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Latest Articles: Humor
Stop This Deadly AR-15 Assault Rifle Before it Kills Again!
Post Date: 2019-08-05 10:24:47 by Deckard
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Democrats Aren't Funny!
Post Date: 2019-08-01 08:49:17 by IbJensen
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Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore
Post Date: 2019-07-29 18:40:39 by nolu chan
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Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore Babylon BeeFake news you can trust July 29th, 2019 BALTIMORE, MD—According to expert biologists working in Guilder's infamous Fire Swamp, millions of R.O.U.S.es---Rodents of Unusual Size---have begun a "great migration" from the deadly thicket to the scenic, idyllic city of Baltimore. "Due to deforestation by Guilder woodsmen and a sharp increase in tourism prompted by the documentary The Princess Bride, R.O.U.S.es have found their home threatened and are seeking more disgusting pastures," said a wildlife expert in the Fire Swamp. "Many people are trying to build summer homes here as ...
Chinese Sex Talk
Post Date: 2019-07-29 10:06:33 by IbJensen
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Trump's doctored presidential seal leads to firing
Post Date: 2019-07-25 17:59:34 by Willie Green
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Image copyright Alex Wong/Getty Images Image caption Donald Trump is recorded by the crowd speaking at the Teen Action Summit in Washington, DC A member of a conservative US group has been fired after projecting a doctored version of the presidential seal at an event featuring President Donald Trump. A representative for the group, Turning Point USA, told the Washington Post that the fake seal was a mistake, the result of a rushed online search.But while the group called the slip-up "unacceptable", they maintained there was no "malicious intent".So what's the story behind the doctored presidential seal? Image copyright AFP/Getty Images Image caption The ...
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
Post Date: 2019-07-25 09:48:49 by nolu chan
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'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana Babylon Bee July 24th, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday. After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid. "I hear a few murmurs out there that I've lost it," he said. "Well, I haven't lost it. I've still got it. In fact, I'm still sharp as a tack." Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his ...
DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats
Post Date: 2019-07-18 08:51:48 by IbJensen
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably ...
HILLARY RELEGATED TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Post Date: 2019-07-10 12:04:44 by IbJensen
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Poster Comment:Appropriate ending for a real witch.
Why the Earth is actually 100% flat
Post Date: 2019-07-09 14:29:15 by nolu chan
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Why the Earth is actually 100% flat By Dean Burnett Tue 26 Jan 2016 07.14 EST Last modified on Wed 14 Feb 2018 16.21 EST The Guardian (UK) Brain flapping Science Rapper B.o.B. has been criticised for publicly insisting the Earth is flat. You may think his claims are ludicrous, but the truth is: they don’t go far enough. Rapper B.o.B. has caused a furore by tweeting that the Earth is in fact flat, and you only need to look at the evidence to come to the same conclusion. Obviously, prominent scientists have openly mocked this claim, showing the many ways in which it is ludicrous, no matter how many people insist otherwise. They’re right though; sadly. B.o.B. is wrong. His ...
A Glass of Wine
Post Date: 2019-07-09 11:13:39 by IbJensen
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A Glass of Wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to ...
“When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him”
Post Date: 2019-05-12 10:40:49 by Willie Green
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Saturday Night Live opened with a Meet the Press sketch that teased Republican leadership over their unimpeachable support of Donald Trump, even as the president’s actions conflict with their own political beliefs. For instance, all three GOP members – Beck Bennett’s Mitch McConnell, Kate McKinnon’s Lindsey Graham and Cicely Strong’s Susan Collins – were opposed to tariffs against China until Trump’s attempts to enforce them. “When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him,” McKinnon’s Graham said. “This man has lost a hundred times more money than I have ever ...
Bad Lip Reading Warps Civil Dem Debate Into Hilarious Nonsense Bernie Sanders praises Hillary Clinton’s pinto beans, Jim Webb remains weird, Lincoln Chafee is still there
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:41:36 by IbJensen
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Poster Comment:For all the good they do, these debates, to a bored person, probably sound like this.
Here's What Democrat Debates Sound Like
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:32:09 by IbJensen
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Husband Store
Post Date: 2019-05-03 07:10:45 by Deckard
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the ...
China's moon landing sets stage for SPACE RACE (CBS News: "Let's Get Ready To RUMMM-BLE!!!")
Post Date: 2019-04-09 12:23:38 by Liberator
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A historic moon mission is setting the stage for a new space race, this time between the U.S. and China. The Chinese Chang'e 4 became the first space probe to land on the far side of the moon. [!!!!!]
Poster Comment:CBS talking-head script: This "break-through" (NOT "Moon Landing") "may intensify US-Chinese rivalry." FOR WHOM, really?? Is that how this make YOU feel? Was that statement even actually remotely true? Everybody -- especially "Science" and Statist cultists -- should have felt tingles down their leg over this story! China: From Rickshaw-to-Space Ship in 30 years!! First of all, check out the merged flag of China and the US. A clear ...
Biden Pulls Off Dusty Tarp Covering Old Campaign Motorcycle
Post Date: 2019-04-01 08:09:43 by IbJensen
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WASHINGTON—Saying it was time to “get out the hog for one last ride,” former Vice President Joe Biden pulled the dusty painter’s tarp off of his old campaign motorcycle Wednesday, gently running his hand along the polished chrome headlight and muttering “welcome back, baby.” The vehicle, a 1979 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide with flame decals on both the front and rear fenders, had reportedly been sitting at the back of his garage since the last time he “tore ass” around the capitol in 2012. Sources confirmed that after checking to see if the horn still worked, Biden grabbed a red chamois cloth from his back pocket, spit into it, and begin buffing ...
The Grim Reaper – Frequently A Personified Insignificant Force
Post Date: 2019-03-19 05:53:20 by Gatlin
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Deckard, the articles you continually post exaggerates and amplifies negative news. You obviously post these articles containing distortion for intended consequences. The nature of news in these articles tries to make us “think” that the world is getting worse and we are on the path to an oblivion crisis which we must face with great anguish. While it is the effort of intent in these articles to make us “think” that – it has become your undying lifetime dedication to daily try and make us “believe” that. For it is every day that you habitually fill the sidebar with Matt Agorist stories from The Free Thought Project and other trashy yellow journalism ...
Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020
Post Date: 2019-03-06 07:05:58 by Deckard
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Via The Babylon Bee U.S.—Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed. “Please, God, let it not be true!” one sobbing Detroit man told reporters, explaining in between sniffles that a Trump vs. Clinton rematch would not only be a guaranteed victory for the president and embarrassment for the Democrats, but a spectacle of entertainment the likes of which the world has never seen. “No more ‘hot sauce’? No more ‘WHY AREN’T I FIFTY POINTS ...
Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up.
Post Date: 2019-03-01 11:20:57 by IbJensen
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Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up. [FReepathon LX] Click here to donate via our new secure link: https://freerepublic.com/donate/ ^ Posted on 3/1/2019, 11:01:46 AM by Jim Robinson Calling all FReepers: We need your help to keep the lights on. Please donate today if you can. Wouldn't it be great if we reach the yellow today and then wrap it up within a few more days? FR is funded solely by contributions made by the liberty loving patriots who love and use it. We are beholden to no political party. No advertisers, no outsiders, no sugar daddies, no corporate string pullers. Definitely no government subsidies or tax breaks. No 501c or other ...
Oscar Bytes
Post Date: 2019-02-26 05:47:42 by Deckard
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I like to keep up with the Academy awards to see just how much Hollywood has lost its mind from year to year. And since America is marinated in the juices of Hollywood, it’s a nice Rorschach test for the mysterious tendings of our nation. By the way, I got in a late screening of Black Panther the night before. It’s about the techno-metropolis of Wakanda hidden deep in the African jungle lo these many centuries. (Who knew?) The elite of that utopia travel the world in flying saucers. When trouble turns up, what weapons do they reach for? Spears. I kid you not. My favorite line in the movie: American white G-man to Nakia, Black Panther’s ex-girlfriend: “Put that ...
We need a new cuckoo clock
Post Date: 2019-02-24 07:50:52 by Tooconservative
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I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'. Well, the hours passsed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed in ...
Democrats
Post Date: 2019-02-07 17:36:31 by GrandIsland
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Elizabeth Warren – 1/1024 Indian, Nathan Phillips - 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Richard Blumenthal – 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Cory Booker – 1/1024 Spartacus, Chelsea Manning – 1/1024 Female, Rachel Dolezal – 1/1024 Black, Beto O'rourke – 1/1024 Mexican, Christine Ford – 1/1024 Believable, Barrack Hussein Obama – 1/1024 American, Hillary Clinton – 0/1024 President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 1/1024 Educated David Hogg - 1/1024 Survivor Dicktard - 1/1024 Conservative
The Status of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Health
Post Date: 2019-02-05 08:19:07 by IbJensen
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Feeling the anxiety & emotional strain of .gov shutdown - FBI director Wray, VIDEO
Post Date: 2019-01-26 17:37:44 by Hondo68
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FBI director 'angry' over shutdown in video for workers
Poster Comment:What a pompous lying POS. Most Americans love the .gov shutdown and want it to be permanent, especially for the rotten corrupt FBI.
TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
Post Date: 2019-01-25 09:44:38 by IbJensen
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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a ...
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