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Latest Articles: Humor
Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:03:51 by sneakypete
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The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and ...
Bumper Sticker
Post Date: 2011-07-21 19:24:38 by CZ82
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Conservative Women or Liberal Men, which do you prefer????
Post Date: 2011-07-21 17:35:10 by CZ82
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Conservative Women or Liberal Men, which do you prefer????
Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter
Post Date: 2011-07-17 19:50:27 by Brian S
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Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self promotional political infomercial" failed to fill a single theater, and most were nearly empty. When contacted for a response, Palin issued the following statement via her press liaison, Joseph Goebbels: "It's obvious to me that this was a vile conspiracy among the godless liberals who hate our Christian Nation and want to destroy it. They used witchcraft to cast spells that kept people from seeing my awesome ...
ADL Dismisses San Francisco Anti-Circumcision Comic "Foreskin Man" As Anti-Semitic
Post Date: 2011-07-11 17:10:55 by Brian S
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July 11, 2011 12:24 PM EDT ADL dismisses San Francisco circumcision ban comic "Foreskin Man" as anti-semiticAnti-Defamation League (ADL) has called Matthew Hees’ anti-circumcision comic “Foreskin Man” offensive and anti-Semitic, even as debate is raging on in San Francisco whether to ban circumcision or not. Hees, the president of MGMBillOrg, has produced the comic book to stop the practice of circumcision, which the group calls male genital mutilation (MGM). "It is still widely considered to be legal in this country to mutilate a boy's genitals in the name of social custom, hygiene, religion, or any other reason. This is true despite the well ...
The Moneysburg Address
Post Date: 2011-07-11 11:12:11 by lucysmom
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Remarks rumored to have been delivered by Justice Antonin Scalia at an Opus Dei gathering on July 4, 2011 Eleven score and fifteen years ago our Incorporators brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in free markets, and dedicated to the proposition that all corporate persons are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great financial and legal crisis, testing whether those markets, or any markets so conceived and so dedicated, can long remain totally free. We are met on an inflated balance sheet of that crisis. We have come to extend a mighty portion of assets, as a book value preserving holding place for corporate persons who finessed enormous fortunes through beggaring ...
What's this commercial for???
Post Date: 2011-07-07 07:37:00 by CZ82
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Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.
Hacked: Obama's campaign website~invited supporters to 2 fake anti-gov't events hosted by "Commy Obama"
Post Date: 2011-07-05 17:31:05 by Happy Quanzaa
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The Obama campaign website was hacked on Tuesday and invited supporters to two fake anti-government events hosted by an unnamed "Commy Obama." The campaign's application for mobile devices, such as iPhones and iPads, directed users to two events titled "Rules of Politics" scheduled for noon on Tuesday in Washington. "1. Politicians and other public servants lie," read the event description provided on the Obama campaign website. (Full screenshot here.) "2. Politicians tell you what you want to hear and offer to provide things for 'free' to get votes. 3. When government buys, the people pay." The 430-word message lists 21 total ...
THINGS LEARNED WHILE LIVING IN THE SOUTH...
Post Date: 2011-07-03 16:30:22 by CZ82
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THINGS LEARNED WHILE LIVING IN THE SOUTH... A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! Jawl-P? Means Did y'all go to the bathroom? People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals ...
Happy and Sad
Post Date: 2011-07-03 16:04:18 by CZ82
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Happy and Sad A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time. She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
Real reason for release of strategic oil reserves
Post Date: 2011-07-01 09:08:51 by CZ82
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Someone get him a dog tag... Hilarious collection of photos of soldiers seeing the funny side of life on the frontline
Post Date: 2011-06-29 18:49:07 by Sebastian
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Soldiers are known for their black humour on the frontline as they see the funny side of life in the face of adversity.But these military personnel have taken things a step beyond in these hilarious images from the battlefield.These photographs, released by slightlywarped.com, celebrate the best humour from our soldiers, airmen and sailors. A man and his dog: This canine shows off his surveillance skills as he looks through binoculars next to an armed soldier Call the cavalry: Soldier aims fire on the back of a tiny donkey Diversion: Soldier stands behind this roadblock marked with some wishful thinking Bombs away: Soldier hangs strapped to the wing of an aircraft pretending to be a ...
Is Tweety Bird a gay canary??
Post Date: 2011-06-29 14:18:09 by calcon
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That bird always appeared to be a little light in the loafers to me.
A look at the Obama Regime Presidency
Post Date: 2011-06-29 11:00:19 by no gnu taxes
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Another episode in the continuing exploits of Little Johnny
Post Date: 2011-06-26 19:27:33 by CZ82
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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events. " "Very good, Mary" said the teacher Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher ...
Laugh of the day
Post Date: 2011-06-24 19:48:07 by CZ82
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole ...
NewsBusters: All Weiner Episode from Afghanistan
Post Date: 2011-06-18 18:54:50 by Happy Quanzaa
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How to Avoid Being Beaten by the Po-Lice
Post Date: 2011-06-13 22:29:16 by sneakypete
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Did you hear about the guy who got ripped off when he asked LeBron James change for a dollar?
Post Date: 2011-06-13 09:51:05 by no gnu taxes
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He only got three quarters.
Hannity Trots Out Mark Foley To Advise Anthony Weiner To Resign
Post Date: 2011-06-11 20:07:09 by Brian S
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File this one under "just when you think you’ve seen it all…" On last night’s Hannity, Sean Hannity brought on former Congressman Mark Foley – you may recall that in September, 2006 Foley resigned after it was revealed he had sent inappropriate emails and sexually explicit instant messages to underage boys who were current and former Congressional pages – to offer his thoughts and advice to Rep. Anthony Weiner. Of course, there are some huge differences. Weiner sexted adult women, not underage Congressional employees, and much of Foley’s doings were allegedly swept under the rug by the Republican leadership while he remained head of a Congressional ...
Obama Struggles To Get Through a Crowd To Service a Fellow Flaming Faggot
Post Date: 2011-06-10 13:01:52 by no gnu taxes
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Life Explained
Post Date: 2011-06-09 06:39:23 by CZ82
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On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, ...
Right Wing Talker Bill Cunningham Threatens 'Intifada' Against 'Kasich The First'
Post Date: 2011-06-08 13:41:04 by Brian S
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Right wing talk radio host, Bill Cunningham, is a well known name in Cincinnati and nationally. His show on 700 WLW is heard by an estimated 200,000 listeners daily. He also hosts a weekly, syndicated show, "Live on Sunday Night, it's Bill Cunningham", which is carried by 300 stations nationally and is a regular guest on Hannity. Cunningham is having a serious case of Kasich buyers remorse and on his show Friday, he said he would lead a "peasant uprising" against the Governor if he doesn't start changing his politics. "He might become the Grand Potentate, he might become Kasich the First and he might go down in flames, but he's gonna take Ohio with him. ...
Spirit Airlines: "Weiner Sale, Fares Too Hard To Resist"
Post Date: 2011-06-08 09:31:25 by Happy Quanzaa
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Punny Airline Ad Offers “Fares Too Hard To Resist” ROMULUS (WWJ) - One airline that flies out of Detroit Metro Airport is trying to capitalize on the “sexting” scandal involving New York Congressman Anthony Weiner. Spirit Airlines has begun running an ad on its website promoting “The Weiner Sale”, asking “Have you seen our weiner?” and offering “fares too hard to resist”, starting nine dollars each way. The ad shows a picture of a hot dog. University of Detroit Mercy marketing Professor Mike Bernacchi says, yeah, it crosses the line. “These type of promotions, generally speaking, are very short-lived,” Bernacchi said. ...
Aide To Britain's Iron Lady Calls Palin "Nuts"
Post Date: 2011-06-08 00:18:35 by Brian S
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To many British people, the name "Margaret Thatcher" will still generate a shudder. She was the Iron Lady, Prime Minister of Great Britain from 1979 to 1990 and, to her supporters, Thatcher is the hard-headed woman who revitalized Britain's economy, impacted the trade unions, and re-established the nation as a world power. It is her policies on world relations that still make her an extremely popular figure in the United States. Back in the UK though, she is remembered by many as a woman with no heart. In 1987, she said in an interview with Britain's Woman's Own magazine, "I think we have gone through a period when too many children and people have been given to ...
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