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What Trump Gets Right about Harvard

The wesT has no viable opTions ... shorT of nuclear war --- of defeaTing Russia in Ukraine

Grants Single Mom

Who’s our real president? Joe Biden — or the staffers who keep walking back his comments?

Flint, Mich. Clerk Resigns After Elections Group Calls Out Lopsided Number Of Democrat Poll Watchers

China Recruited Top US Scientists To Gain Military Edge In Hypersonic, UAV & Submarine Tech – Reports

Pete Kaliner: Former EcoHealth VP says they developed COVID-19

Biden’s FBI is no beTTer Than ... The worsT miliTanT police enTiTies --- in hisTory

U.S Military Recruitment video. Woke Homos

The Latino vote in Nevada could lead to a Republican Senate majority

DeSantis Moves to Prohibit Communist China From Buying Farmland, Land Around Military Bases

Trump haTers who said ... “his supporTers" --- "musT be exTerminaTed”

'I'm NoT Bluffing' - Vladimir PuTin ... Warns The WesT --- He Is Willing To Use Nuclear Weapons

Democrats are blind to the dangers the illegal migrants they invite in face

Crazed NorTh DakoTa Man ... Runs Over - Kills Teen --- For “ExTremisT” Republican Views

WWIII - The DemocraTs’ ulTimate weT dream ... JusT imagine - marTial law wiTh DemocraTs ruling over us --- wiTh an iron-fisT

By transporting migrants, GOP governors are exposing Democrats’ hypocrisy

Release Biden’s secret voter plan

Nikki Haley: I won’t stand for liberal intimidation from Tish James or her office

Facebook spied on private messages of Americans who questioned 2020 election

Progressives, Journalists Worry: Are Polls Once Again Overestimating Democrats?

Crime Runs Rampant In Democrat Strongholds, With Shootings, Beheading Last Weekend

Biden Quietly Loosens Tech Export Rules to Chinese Communist Firms Just Days After Huawei Lobbyist’s Brother Joins White House.

Now it's a majority of voters who want Biden impeached!

Bank of America's Equity: Racial Discrimination, Elitism, Fraud, and Bad Business

NUKE ALERT - ‘DirecT ThreaT’ ... Russia could use TacTical nuclear weapons in Ukraine --- Taking us To brink of WW3 - warns miliTary chief

Special Master Order Reveals Biden’s Direct Involvement In Trump Raid And Six Other Bombshells

DemocraTs ... Dangerously Copy The TacTics --- Of Famous FascisTs

TIPP Poll Asks: Does America Have A Two-Tier Justice System?

FBI agent Timothy Thibault hid intel from whistleblower on Hunter and the ‘Big Guy’ Joe Biden

Biden’s open border is attracting a huge new category of illegal migrants

Inmates received $1.3 billion in covid-19 stimulus checks, including those serving life sentences

China’s Forced Organ Harvesting Demands U.S. Response

Studies Show ... ThaT Covid “Vaccines” --- Cause Massive Blood Damage

Zuckerberg’s Admission Of FBI Meddling In 2020 Election Is Even Bigger Than It Seems

Redacted Mar-A-Lago Affidavit Confirms Biden’s DOJ Fished For A Crime To Pin On Trump

Remember The People's Convoy (Feb 2022)

EveryThing abouT The raid ... The case being builT by The DeparTmenT of JusTice --- reeks of sloppiness - desperaTion.

Unsealed Mar-a-Lago search warrant affidavit reveals the government has no case against Trump

Wave of lawsuits coming against psychiatrists and doctors who rubber-stamped transgender mutilations and surgeries

CONFIRMED: FBI Colluded With Big Tech To Prevent Voters From Learning About Hunter Biden’s Laptop

With IRS Funding, Democrats Plan to Audit the Middle Class

Biden’s 87,000 IRS Agents Set to Become Woke Army of “Equity” Enforcers

My husband Capt. David Dorn was murdered in 2020 riots. His killer had help dividing America.

The ReTurn of PeTer STrzok ... How a Fired FBI Official Is Making The Case --- AgainsT Himself

Parents and the left are in an all-out war, and the kids are collateral damage

Mar-a-Lago ... The --- Abyss

White people banned from off-campus UC Berkeley student housing common areas

New Jersey district removes Thomas Jefferson from elementary school name over slavery

Come On, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Need You To Step Up And Lead


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Let's Try This S*** Again (Guaranteed Amusement for Everyone)
Post Date: 2020-04-18 19:03:44 by Liberator
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What we have is some funny, some inspirational sh*t, some real sh*t, some I dont know what the f*ck sh*t, and some heart warming shit!! #WWG1WGA #Qanon #DDK Poster Comment:I didn't write the title nor above overview. But it is true. This is "a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that. You will laugh. Be inspired. Wonder what the heck is going on. May even applaud, cheer, clap and fist-pump.

The Cynical Philosopher
Post Date: 2020-04-18 10:16:20 by IbJensen
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♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? ♦ Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. ♦ I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. ♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. ♦ A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra ...

They drove us mad with Corona
Post Date: 2020-04-09 10:37:42 by Deckard
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I went to the restroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue, then opened the bathroom door with my elbow to leave and when I returned to the table I realized… I forgot to pull up my pants!!!

*EPIC LAB BATTLE, EPIC MUSIC, EPIC VICTORY POSE!!*
Post Date: 2020-04-04 12:13:22 by Liberator
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“Stayin’ Inside” – Corona Virus Bee Gees Parody
Post Date: 2020-04-02 06:26:42 by Deckard
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Coronavirus - new Lays Champions League commercial (funny edit)
Post Date: 2020-03-27 06:52:45 by Deckard
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Beware the Ides of March
Post Date: 2020-03-15 14:44:12 by Hank Rearden
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Hell Confirmed To Be Eternal Ride On 'It's A Small World'
Post Date: 2020-03-07 10:33:43 by IbJensen
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HELL—Millions have converted to Christ upon the revelation that hell would simply be one endless ride on Disney's It's A Small World attraction. The ride will be completely unaltered except it will be hotter than the version at Disneyland. Those arriving in the place of eternal torment will be loaded on the boats and sent around. While they may think it's just the start of their stay in hell, the ride will actually never end, just going around and around for limitless eons. "We carefully considered the various forms of torture available to us but finally decided that the best punishment would simply be riding around and around hearing those infernal little ...

Terry Jones, Monty Python Founder and Scholar, Is Dead at 77
Post Date: 2020-01-22 13:08:51 by Hank Rearden
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In addition to being a charter member of the celebrated British sketch troupe, he was a director, a screenwriter and an authority on Chaucer.

The DEA seized her father’s life savings at an airport without alleging any crime occurred, lawsuit says [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2020-01-17 10:11:03 by misterwhite
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Every dollar Terry Rolin had saved over a lifetime was stacked in a large Tupperware container: $82,373. At 79, he was aging and worried about keeping so much cash on hand, his daughter said, so during one of her visits he asked her to open a joint bank account. Rebecca Brown was catching a flight home from the Pittsburgh airport early the next day and said she didn’t have time to stop at a bank. She confirmed on a government website that it’s legal to carry any amount of cash on a domestic flight and tucked the money in her carry-on. But just minutes before departure in late August, a Drug Enforcement Administration agent met her at the busy gate and questioned her about the ...

Santa Claus Accused Of Quid Pro Quo For Giving Children Gifts In Exchange For Good Behavior
Post Date: 2019-12-16 22:44:25 by nolu chan
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Santa Claus Accused Of Quid Pro Quo For Giving Children Gifts In Exchange For Good Behavior December 14th, 2019 U.S.—Legislators have begun to hold hearings on impeaching Santa Claus after an overheard conversation seemed to imply he was offering a quid pro quo: gifts in exchange for good behavior. FBI agents spied on Claus at various malls as he repeatedly said things like, "Sure, I'll get you a pony. But first, I need you to do something for me... be a good little boy!" The FBI was able to obtain a FISA warrant to spy on Claus, because it's easier to get a FISA warrant than to get a Costco membership. "Ho ho noooooo!" Santa Claus cried as ...

Dems Vow To Learn From Labour Party's Mistake Of Not Going Far Enough Left
Post Date: 2019-12-13 23:18:44 by nolu chan
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Dems Vow To Learn From Labour Party's Mistake Of Not Going Far Enough Left Babylon Bee December 13th, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats stateside were watching closely as UK election results came in Thursday. They wanted to see how the Labour Party did so they could learn from any mistakes they made. Well, sure enough, Labour endured a brutal massacre, losing seats they didn't even know they had. So, Democrats vowed to learn from their obvious mistake of not going far enough to the left. "It's clear that Labour lost because they weren't radical enough," said Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, who had seemingly endorsed Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Party. "We're not ...

'I Am Being Held Hostage By The Squad And Am Impeaching Trump Against My Will,' Nancy Pelosi Frantically Blinks Out In Morse Code
Post Date: 2019-12-12 13:53:58 by nolu chan
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'I Am Being Held Hostage By The Squad And Am Impeaching Trump Against My Will,' Nancy Pelosi Frantically Blinks Out In Morse Code WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Nancy Pelosi held a press conference along with other House Democrats to announce that they would be introducing articles of impeachment against President Trump, Pelosi reportedly blinked out a cry for help in morse code. Observant viewers noticed Pelosi was blinking out some kind of pattern. "Hey, it's morse code!" said one Fox News reporter. "Let's see what she's saying." Investigative journalists wrote down the complex series of dashes and dots blinked out by Pelosi, and sure enough, a ...

House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected
Post Date: 2019-12-12 13:51:56 by nolu chan
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House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected December 10th, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020. "We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are." "I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years." Some questioned if this was the best strategy, but ...

Trump's Popularity Surges After Nation Learns He May Have Obstructed Congress
Post Date: 2019-12-11 16:17:34 by nolu chan
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Trump's Popularity Surges After Nation Learns He May Have Obstructed Congress December 11th, 2019 U.S.—Democrats unveiled their articles of impeachment against President Trump, but one of the charges seems to have backfired. The suggestion that Trump obstructed Congress turned out to be a far more popular idea than Democrats had predicted. As soon as it was revealed that Trump may have slowed the legislative branch from getting any work done, Americans praised Trump for his patriotic service. Trump's popularity saw a huge spike in national polls, putting him in the 80% approval range for the first time ever. Support was bipartisan, as Republicans were happy he was stopping ...

Report: Jesus, Mary, Joseph Were Actually Detained Under Obama Administration
Post Date: 2019-12-11 16:15:56 by nolu chan
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Report: Jesus, Mary, Joseph Were Actually Detained Under Obama Administration December 10th, 2019 CLAREMONT, CA—A nativity scene has been gaining much publicity in the media for its depiction of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph getting detained in cages at the border. But media coverage quickly ended when it was revealed that the Holy Family was actually detained under the Obama administration. One investigative journalist looked around the cages and found a stamp on one of them reading, "Manufactured in 2014 by order of President Barack Obama." "Hey, guys, uh, we've got a problem -- looks like this was Obama's doing," he said. "Aren't we supposed to ...

It Snowed Last Night and I made a snowman.
Post Date: 2019-12-03 10:06:30 by IbJensen
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8:00 I finished making a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 – The transgender man..woman…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 – I was being ...

Unusual Letters To Dear Abby
Post Date: 2019-12-01 09:49:31 by IbJensen
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Dear Abby - Fact is stranger than truth DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: (You can't make up this stuff) Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I ...

Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To Be Angry About This Year
Post Date: 2019-11-28 13:12:38 by CZ82
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Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To Be Angry About This Year November 26th, 2019 U.S.—In honor of Thanksgiving week, the nation's progressives have begun to give thanks that they have so much to be angry and offended about this year. "Thank you, unspecified deity who may or may not exist, for giving us so much stuff to be outraged about," said Staci Walder, 42, of Portland, as she prepared her vegan, kale-wrapped turkey. "I'm truly humbled that you've blessed me with the Trump presidency, the patriarchy, the laws of economics, and biological facts to rage against." "Every year, it's important to pause and ...

Joe Biden says we need to ‘keep punching’ at domestic violence
Post Date: 2019-11-21 16:12:23 by Deckard
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screen capture Joe Biden really put his fist in his mouth this time. The former vice president had a cringe-worthy moment late in Wednesday’s fifth Democratic presidential primary debate when he used the words “keep punching at it” to answer a question about violence against women. Asked what could be done to address sexual violence and harassment against women, Biden said he authored the original Violence Against Women Act and that its reauthorization needs to pass. He also talked about changing the culture on college campuses and touted the “It’s on Us” movement created in the Obama administration. “No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger, ...

Can This Teenager Use a Rotary Phone?
Post Date: 2019-11-19 22:05:51 by Deckard
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The internet has made so many things obsolete, like maps, phone books, and rotary phones. Ellen was curious to see how young people would function without the world wide web, so she challenged a 17-year-old to use all three... creating hilarious results.

Greta Thunberg Doppelganger in Old Photo Sparks Time Travel Speculation
Post Date: 2019-11-19 21:38:55 by Deckard
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November 19, 2019 By Tim Binnall An 1898 photo of some children working at a gold mine in Canada's Yukon territory has gone viral due to one of the youngster's stunning resemblance to teenage climate change activist Greta Thunberg. The spooky image popped up online over the weekend after someone discovered it in the University of Washington archives. The photo quickly went viral with many imaginative individuals suggesting that it was proof that Thunberg was a time traveler, while others argued that it was merely a clever fake. Regarding the latter theory, it would appear that the image is a genuine photograph and not the product of Photoshop. According to the University ...

Seriously, just a joke
Post Date: 2019-11-19 16:36:23 by Deckard
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”  “Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.” “How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks. The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

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