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What Trump Gets Right about Harvard

The wesT has no viable opTions ... shorT of nuclear war --- of defeaTing Russia in Ukraine

Grants Single Mom

Who’s our real president? Joe Biden — or the staffers who keep walking back his comments?

Flint, Mich. Clerk Resigns After Elections Group Calls Out Lopsided Number Of Democrat Poll Watchers

China Recruited Top US Scientists To Gain Military Edge In Hypersonic, UAV & Submarine Tech – Reports

Pete Kaliner: Former EcoHealth VP says they developed COVID-19

Biden’s FBI is no beTTer Than ... The worsT miliTanT police enTiTies --- in hisTory

U.S Military Recruitment video. Woke Homos

The Latino vote in Nevada could lead to a Republican Senate majority

DeSantis Moves to Prohibit Communist China From Buying Farmland, Land Around Military Bases

Trump haTers who said ... “his supporTers" --- "musT be exTerminaTed”

'I'm NoT Bluffing' - Vladimir PuTin ... Warns The WesT --- He Is Willing To Use Nuclear Weapons

Democrats are blind to the dangers the illegal migrants they invite in face

Crazed NorTh DakoTa Man ... Runs Over - Kills Teen --- For “ExTremisT” Republican Views

WWIII - The DemocraTs’ ulTimate weT dream ... JusT imagine - marTial law wiTh DemocraTs ruling over us --- wiTh an iron-fisT

By transporting migrants, GOP governors are exposing Democrats’ hypocrisy

Release Biden’s secret voter plan

Nikki Haley: I won’t stand for liberal intimidation from Tish James or her office

Facebook spied on private messages of Americans who questioned 2020 election

Progressives, Journalists Worry: Are Polls Once Again Overestimating Democrats?

Crime Runs Rampant In Democrat Strongholds, With Shootings, Beheading Last Weekend

Biden Quietly Loosens Tech Export Rules to Chinese Communist Firms Just Days After Huawei Lobbyist’s Brother Joins White House.

Now it's a majority of voters who want Biden impeached!

Bank of America's Equity: Racial Discrimination, Elitism, Fraud, and Bad Business

NUKE ALERT - ‘DirecT ThreaT’ ... Russia could use TacTical nuclear weapons in Ukraine --- Taking us To brink of WW3 - warns miliTary chief

Special Master Order Reveals Biden’s Direct Involvement In Trump Raid And Six Other Bombshells

DemocraTs ... Dangerously Copy The TacTics --- Of Famous FascisTs

TIPP Poll Asks: Does America Have A Two-Tier Justice System?

FBI agent Timothy Thibault hid intel from whistleblower on Hunter and the ‘Big Guy’ Joe Biden

Biden’s open border is attracting a huge new category of illegal migrants

Inmates received $1.3 billion in covid-19 stimulus checks, including those serving life sentences

China’s Forced Organ Harvesting Demands U.S. Response

Studies Show ... ThaT Covid “Vaccines” --- Cause Massive Blood Damage

Zuckerberg’s Admission Of FBI Meddling In 2020 Election Is Even Bigger Than It Seems

Redacted Mar-A-Lago Affidavit Confirms Biden’s DOJ Fished For A Crime To Pin On Trump

Remember The People's Convoy (Feb 2022)

EveryThing abouT The raid ... The case being builT by The DeparTmenT of JusTice --- reeks of sloppiness - desperaTion.

Unsealed Mar-a-Lago search warrant affidavit reveals the government has no case against Trump

Wave of lawsuits coming against psychiatrists and doctors who rubber-stamped transgender mutilations and surgeries

CONFIRMED: FBI Colluded With Big Tech To Prevent Voters From Learning About Hunter Biden’s Laptop

With IRS Funding, Democrats Plan to Audit the Middle Class

Biden’s 87,000 IRS Agents Set to Become Woke Army of “Equity” Enforcers

My husband Capt. David Dorn was murdered in 2020 riots. His killer had help dividing America.

The ReTurn of PeTer STrzok ... How a Fired FBI Official Is Making The Case --- AgainsT Himself

Parents and the left are in an all-out war, and the kids are collateral damage

Mar-a-Lago ... The --- Abyss

White people banned from off-campus UC Berkeley student housing common areas

New Jersey district removes Thomas Jefferson from elementary school name over slavery

Come On, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Need You To Step Up And Lead


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What the 72 virgins will say
Post Date: 2015-05-10 16:28:12 by Tooconservative
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Steve Martin answered the question about what 72 virgins might really be like, and his answer follows: Virgin No. 1: Yuck. Virgin No. 2: Ick. Virgin No. 3: Ew. Virgin No. 4: Ow. Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen! Virgin No. 6: I’m Becky. I’ll be legal in two years. Virgin No. 7: Here, I’ll just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry! Virgin No. 8: Can we cuddle first? Virgin No. 9: It was a garlic-and-onion pizza. Why? Virgin No. 10: . . . so I see Heath, and he goes, “Like, what are you doing here?,” and I go, “I’m hangin’ out,” so he goes, “Like, what?” . . . Virgin No. 11: First you’re going to have to show me ...

My Linux Fortune was too good not to post...
Post Date: 2015-05-10 03:39:27 by Pinguinite
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Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?; A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt ...

Housing Subsidies: A Play in One Act
Post Date: 2015-04-30 07:06:16 by Tooconservative
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Bob: I've got an idea for a new government program to help homeowners. Ray: Alright, what'd you have in mind? Bob: Hear me out. The government should send people a check every year to people who own a home--you know, to help them cover their costs a bit.Ray: I’m not saying no, but why would we do that?Bob: Home ownership is GOOD! Mom, apple pie, American flag, all that. People owning their own homes is good for America--people behave better when they own a home, right?Ray: I thought it was the other way around, that people who behave better are more likely to have the wherewithal to buy a house. Bob: Tomato, tomahto, right? We’re talking about the same thing, ...

Schick Hydro Silk TrimStyle Commercial 2015 (anyone offended by this?)
Post Date: 2015-04-22 11:13:55 by Deckard
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I thought it was hilarious - saw it on the tee-bee.Three women stand in front of a set of small trees next to a pool. As they trim the bushes, two of the women use scissors while the third uses the Schick Hydro Silk TrimStyle razor; she gets the perfect results down to the heart shape. And, this razor has a second head perfect for more delicate areas.

Potted Meat Review
Post Date: 2015-04-22 05:36:04 by no gnu taxes
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Potted Meat Food Product There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food." Already not a good sign. The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN." Oddly enough, I'm about to be separated from my lunch, and I haven't even opened the can yet. Other ingredients include BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS, AND "PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE" How does one de-fat fat? Bizarre. God knows what else is in here. Okay, I'm going to go try it now. If i'm not back in ten minutes, call Poison Control... I'm back. Oofah. ...

Flash by Sheriff Rosco "The Dukes of Hazzard" soundtrack by James Best R.I.P.
Post Date: 2015-04-07 18:16:53 by Pericles
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Government Surveillance (HBO) [Patriot Act renewal, June 1]
Post Date: 2015-04-07 13:07:32 by Tooconservative
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There are very few government checks on what America’s sweeping surveillance programs are capable of doing. John Oliver sits down with Edward Snowden to discuss the NSA, the balance between privacy and security, and dick-pics. Poster Comment:A little racy, probably NSFW. This is civil liberties for the Daily Show millennial types.

Paul Harvey's The Rest of the Story - Lou King
Post Date: 2015-04-06 23:25:35 by Gatlin
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Paul Harvey's The Rest of the Story - Lou King

BREAKING: Ron Paul Endorses Ted Cruz for President
Post Date: 2015-04-01 18:49:07 by Hondo68
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Former Congressman Says Rand Paul ‘Not a True Libertarian’Early Wednesday morning, former Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) shocked the political world by endorsing Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) for President. The move is of marked significance, as Dr. Paul’s son Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is expected to announce his candidacy early next week.The elder Paul quickly articulated the reasoning for his endorsement, stating that he had “read hundreds of Facebook and Reddit comments” which suggested that his son was a “neo-con establishment statist” and “not Ron Paul.” Ron Paul thereby used the articulate and well-reasoned opinions of these online libertarians to ...

Indiana Governor Stunned By How Many People Seem to Have Gay Friends
Post Date: 2015-03-30 17:27:15 by Willie Green
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INDIANAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Indiana Governor Mike Pence is “stunned and amazed” that so many people appear to have gay friends, Pence has confirmed. Speaking to reporters in his office in Indianapolis, Pence said that he made the astonishing discovery about gay friends late last week. “A lot of everyday people have gay friends, and they’re not afraid to call and/or e-mail you to tell you that,” Pence said. “To be honest, I’m still trying to process it all.” Pence said that from what he has been able to gather thus far, the phenomenon of “ordinary folks” having gay friends “has been going on for years.” “You ...

Charlie Sheen Criticizes Obama, in Ebonics, for Focusing on NCAA Bracket over Soldiers
Post Date: 2015-03-19 19:20:31 by cranky
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Actor Charlie Sheen sent a message on Twitter Thursday afternoon mocking Barack Obama for working on his NCAA tournament bracket instead of giving attention to U.S. soldiers.   The tweet, written to sound like Ebonics and intentionally morphing Obama’s name, makes reference to an unknown soldier’s funeral and links to a screen shot of the President on TV discussing his “Barack-etology” bracket for the college basketball tournament. Sheen amplified attention to his critique with his permutation of Obama’s name, “Barry Soetero Kenya.” Most of the press has taken this flourish as a nod to the Birther movement–those who believe Obama was not born in ...

Happy Monday! A Cop Car Caught Fire Outside of Dunkin’ Donuts.
Post Date: 2015-03-17 11:15:13 by Deckard
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(ANTIMEDIA) Portsmouth, VA — While police in Portsmouth were stopped early Friday morning at a Dunkin’ Donuts, a miracle happened. The heavens smiled upon America’s indentured slaves and the cop car caught fire, seriously. The car was parked at the Dunkin’ Donuts @ 4701 George Washington Highway in Portsmouth, VA. Firefighters fucked it up around 2am and put the fire out. Clueless, the police are investigating what caused the fire. No one was hurt by the blaze except the police car; a car traditionally used to help cops issue tickets and imprison folks into Virginia’s for-profit prison system. Mysteriously, Dunkin Donuts ...

Americans Favor Legalizing Pot and Criminalizing Congress
Post Date: 2015-03-02 09:01:06 by Deckard
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—By a huge majority, Americans support laws legalizing marijuana and criminalizing Congress, according to a poll released on Thursday.While the poll reflects a relaxation of attitudes about recreational pot use, it also suggests that many Americans now view membership in Congress as a problem ravaging the nation.>"" st*l*="border: 0px none; vertical-align: bottom;" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" name="google_ads_iframe_/3379/newyorker.dart/humor/borowitz_report_2" id="google_ads_iframe_/3379/newyorker.dart/humor/borowitz_report_2" frameborder="0" ...

ISIS
Post Date: 2015-03-01 12:30:25 by Pridie.Nones
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Finally! Chemtrails Debunked (Epic FAIL!)
Post Date: 2015-02-23 13:13:28 by Deckard
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Darn it! Those pesky concerned citizens are at it again, always looking up in the sky and calling in worried that the government is poisoning us… Thank goodness Steve the weatherman is here to explain everything. Well I guess that clears that up, right guys?Comments from YouTube :anavash2 days ago (edited) I hope this guy gets hit by a bus with Jesus driving. Yah that's just totally normal. I mean I live in AZ and when i first moved here the sun shined constantly. But now I walk outside in the morning and the sky is totally covered over with shit and god knows what from planes crossing the skies in a grid pattern. Totally normal! That's always happened! And they always ...

Hitler Finds Out About Brian Williams
Post Date: 2015-02-15 20:33:36 by Golem
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Planning for next year's election, Hitler finds out Brian Williams has imploded.

Friday Funnies: This is Brian Williams Reporting
Post Date: 2015-02-06 13:52:19 by Deckard
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A Letter from Joni Ernst About Measles
Post Date: 2015-02-04 09:16:40 by Willie Green
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — On Tuesday, Senator Joni Ernst (R.-Iowa) responded to the recent measles outbreak with the following letter to the American people: Hi, it’s Joni!In recent days, you’ve heard about a measles outbreak among children who have not been vaccinated. Like many Americans, you have probably been asking, “How would Joni solve this problem?”Some in the media have suggested that politicians should not have opinions about vaccinations because we’re not scientists. Excuse me, but that’s like saying people shouldn’t have opinions about flowers because they’re not bees.The fact is, many parents are concerned about ...

Senior trying to set a password
Post Date: 2015-02-04 03:08:11 by out damned spot
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Senior trying to set a password WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ...

Hilarious Bud Light commercial
Post Date: 2015-02-02 10:36:59 by sneakypete
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Poster Comment:Their beers may suck,but they sure do come up with some good commercials.

Illuminati Fixed the Superbowl
Post Date: 2015-02-02 02:53:16 by Palmdale
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Photographic Proof:

Rand Paul Releases ‘Secret Tape’ of Hillary Clinton-Jeb Bush Phone Call
Post Date: 2015-01-29 21:47:15 by Excalibur
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Rand Paul Releases ‘Secret Tape’ of Hillary Clinton-Jeb Bush Phone Call

...And Now for Something Completely Different
Post Date: 2015-01-25 21:27:47 by Fibr Dog
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This video is called "NFL 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL. It's pretty funny

Donald Trump tips his hand on a White House run by hinting at 'when' – not 'if' – he will file papers
Post Date: 2015-01-24 15:26:16 by Hondo68
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Donald Trump tips his hand on a White House run by hinting at 'when' – not 'if' – he will file papers, and says he'll build a border fence 'nobody would be able to penetrate''Who can build better than Trump?' he asks in Iowa; 'I've built lots of buildings. Fences are easy'Boasts of 8-figure deals: 'Almost all of them have been very successful. You'll see that when I file my statements'Real estate magnate claims unemployment rate is actually 21 per centBlasts Obama's Affordable Care Act: 'Everything about Obamacare was a lie – it was a filthy lie' Takes aim at GOP leadership in Washington: 'Our ...

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