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What Trump Gets Right about Harvard
The wesT has no viable opTions ... shorT of nuclear war --- of defeaTing Russia in Ukraine
Grants Single Mom
Who’s our real president? Joe Biden — or the staffers who keep walking back his comments?
Flint, Mich. Clerk Resigns After Elections Group Calls Out Lopsided Number Of Democrat Poll Watchers
China Recruited Top US Scientists To Gain Military Edge In Hypersonic, UAV & Submarine Tech – Reports
Pete Kaliner: Former EcoHealth VP says they developed COVID-19
Biden’s FBI is no beTTer Than ... The worsT miliTanT police enTiTies --- in hisTory
U.S Military Recruitment video. Woke Homos
The Latino vote in Nevada could lead to a Republican Senate majority
DeSantis Moves to Prohibit Communist China From Buying Farmland, Land Around Military Bases
Trump haTers who said ... “his supporTers" --- "musT be exTerminaTed”
'I'm NoT Bluffing' - Vladimir PuTin ... Warns The WesT --- He Is Willing To Use Nuclear Weapons
Democrats are blind to the dangers the illegal migrants they invite in face
Crazed NorTh DakoTa Man ... Runs Over - Kills Teen --- For “ExTremisT” Republican Views
WWIII - The DemocraTs’ ulTimate weT dream ... JusT imagine - marTial law wiTh DemocraTs ruling over us --- wiTh an iron-fisT
By transporting migrants, GOP governors are exposing Democrats’ hypocrisy
Release Biden’s secret voter plan
Nikki Haley: I won’t stand for liberal intimidation from Tish James or her office
Facebook spied on private messages of Americans who questioned 2020 election
Progressives, Journalists Worry: Are Polls Once Again Overestimating Democrats?
Crime Runs Rampant In Democrat Strongholds, With Shootings, Beheading Last Weekend
Biden Quietly Loosens Tech Export Rules to Chinese Communist Firms Just Days After Huawei Lobbyist’s Brother Joins White House.
Now it's a majority of voters who want Biden impeached!
Bank of America's Equity: Racial Discrimination, Elitism, Fraud, and Bad Business
NUKE ALERT - ‘DirecT ThreaT’ ... Russia could use TacTical nuclear weapons in Ukraine --- Taking us To brink of WW3 - warns miliTary chief
Special Master Order Reveals Biden’s Direct Involvement In Trump Raid And Six Other Bombshells
DemocraTs ... Dangerously Copy The TacTics --- Of Famous FascisTs
TIPP Poll Asks: Does America Have A Two-Tier Justice System?
FBI agent Timothy Thibault hid intel from whistleblower on Hunter and the ‘Big Guy’ Joe Biden
Biden’s open border is attracting a huge new category of illegal migrants
Inmates received $1.3 billion in covid-19 stimulus checks, including those serving life sentences
China’s Forced Organ Harvesting Demands U.S. Response
Studies Show ... ThaT Covid “Vaccines” --- Cause Massive Blood Damage
Zuckerberg’s Admission Of FBI Meddling In 2020 Election Is Even Bigger Than It Seems
Redacted Mar-A-Lago Affidavit Confirms Biden’s DOJ Fished For A Crime To Pin On Trump
Remember The People's Convoy (Feb 2022)
EveryThing abouT The raid ... The case being builT by The DeparTmenT of JusTice --- reeks of sloppiness - desperaTion.
Unsealed Mar-a-Lago search warrant affidavit reveals the government has no case against Trump
Wave of lawsuits coming against psychiatrists and doctors who rubber-stamped transgender mutilations and surgeries
CONFIRMED: FBI Colluded With Big Tech To Prevent Voters From Learning About Hunter Biden’s Laptop
With IRS Funding, Democrats Plan to Audit the Middle Class
Biden’s 87,000 IRS Agents Set to Become Woke Army of “Equity” Enforcers
My husband Capt. David Dorn was murdered in 2020 riots. His killer had help dividing America.
The ReTurn of PeTer STrzok ... How a Fired FBI Official Is Making The Case --- AgainsT Himself
Parents and the left are in an all-out war, and the kids are collateral damage
Mar-a-Lago ... The --- Abyss
White people banned from off-campus UC Berkeley student housing common areas
New Jersey district removes Thomas Jefferson from elementary school name over slavery
Come On, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Need You To Step Up And Lead
Welcome to the West! A FAQ For Immigrants
Post Date: 2016-01-29 08:07:05 by Tooconservative
Greetings, and welcome to the West! Were thrilled that you chose us over all the other options out there, although it kind of makes sense because everywhere else is mostly gruesome, so everyone keeps coming here. It shouldnt take long before you realize you made the right choice. We have so much to offer! How do we know? Because everyones emigrating here and not to Laos or Burkina Faso. Were betting the West is quite different from the place whence you cameotherwise youd have stayed put. We assume you want to stay, so to make your assimilation as seamless as possible, weve endeavored to answer some common questions. Why Is That Woman Walking By ...
At The Mosque
Post Date: 2016-01-06 10:16:58 by Rufus T Firefly
Twitter users skewer Oregon militia with hilarious hashtags
Post Date: 2016-01-04 17:26:16 by Willie Green
With hashtags from #YallQaeda to #VanillaISIS, Twitter users are having a ball skewering the homegrown militia that took over a federal building in Oregon Saturday. Around 150 armed protesters holed up in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Burns, rallying against the prison terms doled out to Dwight Hammond Jr. and his son Steven, who were convicted of arson after setting fires on federal land in 2001 and 2006. Proponents of the self-proclaimed militia have tweeted their support under the hashtag #OregonUnderAttack but opponents have retaliated with some hilarious hashtags of their own. Click for Full Text!
'Black quarterbacks like to run because they're used to running from the law': Dexter Manley forced to apologize after offensive remark on live TV
Post Date: 2016-01-03 07:56:24 by cranky
Dexter Manley was asked about the mobility of black quarterbacks on TVSaid they run 'because they're probably used to running from the law'Quickly apologized, saying: 'I say things I dont think about sometimes'Got into trouble before for branding quarterback Troy Aikman 'a queer'Former Washington Redskins defensive end Dexter Manley is no stranger to controversy having once been banned from radio after calling quarterback Troy Aikman a 'queer'.And now Manley has found himself in hot water for a second time after making yet more ill-judged remarks about quarterbacks.This time, while speaking on CBS station WUSA about the mobility of black ...
Burglars Just Want Tacos
Post Date: 2015-12-31 07:13:17 by Tooconservative
Behind the scenes of the Las Vegas debate
Post Date: 2015-12-29 09:02:37 by Rufus T Firefly
Exclusive from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service WOLF BLITZER Gentlemen and ladies. Thank you for coming. As you all know, this luncheon is an informal gathering to allow you all to chat, not only with each other but with your moderators for tonights debate. I will be overseeing lunch along with Dana Bash, chief political correspondent for CNN and Hugh Hewitt of our radio partner Salem National the token sort-of conservative moderator chosen specifically for his disdain of Donald Trump. Now, before we begin this informal luncheon, lets take your lunch orders. Well begin with you, Mr. Trump. What would you like for lunch today. DONALD TRUMP Well, Wolf. ...
Santa Claus has got the AIDS
Post Date: 2015-12-25 16:59:27 by no gnu taxes
Woman bit off husband's ear over a beer
Post Date: 2015-12-23 08:34:08 by Stoner
A St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer, according to a criminal complaint. A criminal complaint filed in the Stearns County District Court said Jamie Elrod, 37, of St. Cloud is facing a first-degree assault charge. According to the complaint, officers were called Friday evening to a domestic assault on Seventh Avenue South. Upon arrival, officers met with Elrod and her husband. Officers noted in the criminal complaint that the husband was missing part of his right ear. During a search of the apartment, officers found blood as well as a part of victim's ear on the floor, the complaint said. The victim told officers that he ...
Barry's Most Excellent Vacation,starring the First Wookie
Post Date: 2015-12-17 19:10:57 by sneakypete
http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/s...A-LL-GET-ONE-OF-THESE-TOO Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:Stoner asked me to post this.
A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy
Post Date: 2015-12-16 18:58:43 by Tooconservative
A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy What the Base thinks the GOP Hierarchy is: 1. The Establishment 2. Insiders and Major Donors 3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests 4. The Base Voters What the Establishment knows the GOP Hierarchy is: 1. The Establishment 2. Insiders and Major Donors 3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests 4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow 5. Illegal immigrant children 6. The parents of illegal immigrant children 7. Cousins of the parents illegal immigrant children 8. The pot dealer of the cousins of the parents of illegal immigrant children 9. The Corn Lobby 10. The Corn farmers 11. The corn. The actual ...
4 men on the train
Post Date: 2015-12-12 20:54:32 by Justified
A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Muslim are on a train. The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from." Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from." Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Muslim off the train and says "There are plenty of them were I come from".
Post Date: 2015-12-09 08:14:15 by Tooconservative
Obama Gets Tough With Terrorists
Post Date: 2015-12-07 09:27:30 by no gnu taxes
Fan lists himself as a band’s family member on Wikipedia to sneak backstage
Post Date: 2015-12-04 19:42:27 by cranky
A music fan in Melbourne managed to sneak his way backstage at a gig this week by editing a band's Wikipedia page on his phone. David Spargo was attending a show by Australian duo Peking Duk when he had a "lightbulb-above-the-head kind of moment." After editing Peking Duk's Wikipedia entry to list him under "family," he approached a security guard with his ID, saying he was the step-brother of band member Reuben Styles and producing his phone as proof. "I stood out there for five minutes and I started to think this isnt going to work," Spargo told The Guardian. "Then Reuben pops his head out and is like, 'hey bro, come on ...
Hillary Clinton dodges sniper fire in Bosnia - raw footage
Post Date: 2015-12-01 18:59:06 by Hondo68
Hillary Clinton showed courage under fire as she and Chelsea greeted the Bosnian delegation despite determined snipers-BarelyPolitical.com
I already TOLD you - we are having turkey...
Post Date: 2015-11-28 17:25:29 by Chuck_Wagon
And a salad. No choice.
Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS
Post Date: 2015-11-26 15:46:04 by Roscoe
WASHINGTON, D.C. Senior U.S. officials are literally calling fowl after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS. Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Parks Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia. However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria. ...
5 Ways to Survive Thanksgiving Dinner Sitting Across From Your Sanctimonious Left-Wing Relatives Who Studied the DNC Talking Points
Post Date: 2015-11-26 13:24:09 by no gnu taxes
The Democratic National Committee has oh-so-helpfully put together a list of talking points to destroy your "Christian-conservative uncle" ('cause everyone has one of those awful creatures) at the Thanksgiving table. Here's a list for the rest of us, to help us deal with the relatives that may have studied that list and intend to start a problem over cranberry sauce. Have a Designated Safe Space Ready If your regressive, overeducated college-aged nephew (who thinks socialism is a new idea) shows up in his glitter beard and neck scarf, and suddenly starts waxing ineloquently about racial discrimination on his campus, immediately show him to the "safe space" you ...
How to Talk About Global Warming With Your Crazy ISIS Relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner
Post Date: 2015-11-26 10:26:26 by cranky
Its become a media tradition for left-wing blogs to publish survival guides for liberal youth fated to attend Thanksgiving dinners populated by crazy right-wing relatives, who have grown increasingly skeptical of the accomplishments of our glorious President Obama. Things are going to be especially rough this year, what with the collapsing enrollment, soaring premiums, agonizing deductibles, and shaky insurance company finances created by ObamaCare developments those cranky old wingnuts somehow interpret as indications Obamas genius health care reform is failing. Then youve got all the terrorism filling the streets with blood, which nutty ...
We Need to Talk About Tom Friedman's Last Column
Post Date: 2015-11-21 08:44:46 by Tooconservative
A Conversation With a Cabbie and What It Tells Us About The Next Several Minutes of My Life by Tom FriedmanSpecial Guest Columnist for Ace of Spades HQ I was talking to my cabbie in Cairo, making idle chit-chat as we threaded our way through a colorful and boisterous bazaar, what the locals call a souk, when I pointed out how the world is becoming more interconnected every second. Then, he stabbed me. As the blade slipped between my ribs, it occurred to me the rubber of the knife's handle was made in Brazil, and the steel crafted in Japan. Much like the gaudy wares on display at the souk outside the red-flecked windows, my backseat butchering was a glorious melange of the ...
O'Reilly Attacks Colleague George Will For His Criticism Of Killing Reagan
Post Date: 2015-11-06 19:13:52 by tpaine
mediamatters.org O'Reilly Attacks Colleague George Will For His Criticism Of Killing Reagan Fox News host Bill O'Reilly responded to criticism from Fox contributor George Will, who called O'Reilly's newest book Killing Reagan, a "nonsensical history and execrable citizenship." O'Reilly called criticism Will's commentary "libel" and questioned his courage to face him on his show. In a November 5 opinion piece for The Washington Post, Will criticized the book for "distort[ing]" the public's understanding of Reagan's presidency. Will writes that Killing Reagan has "two and a half pages of 'sources,'" which ...
Please Move The Deer Crossing
Post Date: 2015-11-06 14:41:25 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:One of your fellow-voters. This explains a lot.
Lindsey Graham Plays 'F**k, Marry, Kill' With Palin, Fiorina, Clinton
Post Date: 2015-10-29 08:18:47 by Willie Green
Unlike most presidential candidates when faced with a question like this, Graham played along, saying that out of the three, he would go on a date with Palin. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) of "rotating first lady" fame played a politically correct version of F*ck-Marry-Kill with CNN's Dana Bash at a "Politics on Tap" event Tuesday night. His choices? Former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, current Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina, and Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton."He settled on Fiorina for marriage "'cause she's rich". Though he did not want to date or marry Clinton, Graham told CNN ...
Feds Spent More Investing Money On Why Lesbians Are Obese Than on Benghazi Committee
Post Date: 2015-10-25 08:42:50 by CZ82
Feds Spent More Investing Money On Why Lesbians Are Obese Than on Benghazi Committee Posted on October 23, 2015 by V2A 2 Comments The amount of taxpayer funding that has gone toward the investigation into the terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya, is less than the amount the federal government has invested in Origami condoms and studies on why lesbians are obese. Democrats are very concerned that the Select Committee on Benghazi is wasting taxpayer dollars. Leading Senate Democrats, including Minority Leader Harry Reid (D., Nev.), are demanding that the RNC reimburse the government for the cost of the investigation. Rep. Linda Sanchez (D., Calif.) said it was a ...
Your Drunk Neighbor - Donald Trump
Post Date: 2015-10-24 22:05:32 by Rufus T Firefly
Poster Comment:Like Trump or hate Trump - you've got to admit this is funny stuff. It's been out for a while, but for those who haven't seen it yet . . .
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