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Bad Hombres -- Nasty Women
Post Date: 2016-10-21 10:06:36 by Willie Green
Hillary Clinton Groped Me
Post Date: 2016-10-16 18:36:08 by nolu chan
Hillary Clinton Groped Me Prissy Holly Published on Oct 15, 2016 With all the women breaking their silence about how they were victimized by Donald Trump, it's given me the courage to come forward with the horrifying thing Hillary Clinton did to me 10 years ago. ***DISCLAIMER FOR LIBERALS**** If you're too fucking stupid to realize this is satire, I feel sorry for you.
Bill Clinton Vs. Van Halen’s Sammy Hagar
Post Date: 2016-10-11 20:06:36 by Deckard
Trump bastard won't debate
Post Date: 2016-09-26 20:30:11 by Hondo68
DONALD TRUMP'S BASTARD CHILD Published on Jul 22, 2016 DONALD TRUMP'S BASTARD CHILD The abandoned, unheard of child of Donald J. Trump, the 2016 republican nominee for president of the united states, comes forward and shares his story. Help reunite Sebastian with his father, Donald. Poster Comment:He won't be there.
The Hillary Clinton Song
Post Date: 2016-09-18 16:36:42 by Stoner
Funny, with a lot of truth
HILARIOUS! Hillary Clinton - Delete It! (Parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It")
Post Date: 2016-09-18 16:27:21 by Stoner
South Park Rips ‘Turd Sandwich’ Hillary Clinton in Season Premiere
Post Date: 2016-09-15 17:57:03 by cranky
The highly-anticipated 20th season of South Park kicked off Wednesday with an episode that revolved around presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, whom the Comedy Central show branded Turd Sandwich and Giant Douche, respectively. In addition to presidential politics, the new episode tackled Hollywoods obsession with reboots, bullying in schools, Black Lives Matter, and embattled San Fransisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernicks decision to take a knee during The Star-Spangled Banner before NFL games in protest of police brutality. South Parks take on the latter involves the recruitment of Star Wars: The Force Awakens ...
Dear Abby , Must read.
Post Date: 2016-09-13 17:45:11 by Stoner
Dear Abby , Must read. MUST READ, PLEASE READ TO THE END!!!!! Dear Abby My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with younger women and some girls who could be his granddaughters. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive wine and booze day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and big bottom turn him off! Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated ..... Mad as Hell Dear Mad as Hell You don`t have to ...
Pneumonia Virus Terrified .......
Post Date: 2016-09-13 16:31:06 by calcon
WASHINGTONExpressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clintons pneumonia was reportedly terrified Monday after remembering what the Clintons were capable of. Oh shit, what the hell was I thinkingyou dont get on the wrong side of these people, said the infectious agent, which became increasingly worried while recalling just how far the Clintons were willing to go to get what they wanted, as well as what often happened to those who dared to cross the powerful politicians. Everybody knows you never mess with the Clintons. These people wont hesitate to absolutely crush you, ...
How Bad Was Ann Coulter At The Rob Lowe Roast? This Bad.
Post Date: 2016-09-10 09:24:12 by Willie Green
It's up to you if you want to watch Ann Coulter bomb at the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. In some ways, it's worth it, just to watch her fail to get a laugh out of anyone. In fact, it was so bad, that when (at the 4:56 mark) Pete Davidson yells out "Good one!" ironically, it's the best laugh of her entire set. Here are some screenshots of cuts away to the audience. No, really, I took them from this video. But hey, Ann got the one thing she wanted from this event. She got to hold up her book and tell people to buy it. While delivering a "comedy" monologue in honor of someone not her. Whatever you do, do not miss Jeff Ross at 6:34. He tells the truth ...
The Best Civil War Battle Ever
Post Date: 2016-09-04 11:34:42 by no gnu taxes
Post Date: 2016-09-01 10:09:45 by Deckard
Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. (can we get this passed as a law right away?) I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. (Grabbing my keys, on my way to Auto Zone right now) You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, shes probably very unhappy. (What is that old adage again? Oh I remember
RUN!) You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone youve just met? Thats common sense ...
Post Date: 2016-08-28 13:18:39 by Stoner
I LOVE this ! : A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "A gallon would be good."
VERY unflattering naked statues of Donald Trump pop up across the US - but they're banned in NYC because 'no erections are allowed in city parks... no matter how small'
Post Date: 2016-08-19 07:49:34 by cranky
The statues are the brainchild of anarchist collective INDECLINE and are called 'The Emperor Has No B***s' Each is missing one part of the male anatomy, while another is of microscopic size INDECLINE reached out to artist named Ginger, known for creating monsters for horror films, to make the sculpturesThey were made with 300 pounds of clay and silicone and also appeared in Seattle, San Francisco, LA and Cleveland Naked statues of Donald Trump have been popping up in the major cities across the US - missing one noticeable male body party and portraying another to be microscopic.The statue, dubbed The Emperor Has No B***s, only stood tall for two hours in New York's bustling ...
Newspaper runs side-by-side obituaries of same man — one from his wife and one from his girlfriend
Post Date: 2016-08-06 09:19:28 by cranky
Leroy B. Black passed away Tuesday from lung cancer due to fiberglass exposure; he was 5Black, 55, had two obituaries announcing his funeral arrangementsOne was from his 'loving wife' Bearetta Harrison BlackThe other was from his long-time girlfriend Princess Hall A New Jersey man was so loved, he had two competing obituaries when he passed away Tuesday one from his wife and another from his girlfriend.Leroy B. Black, of Egg Harbor Township, died Tuesday from lung cancer due to fiberglass exposure, his obituary said. He was 55.Yet in announcing funeral arrangements in the Press of Atlantic City, there were two different obituaries for him. Leroy B. Black, 55, had two ...
CowBoys Herding Cats
Post Date: 2016-07-29 19:43:44 by Stoner
Funny as Hell
Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
Post Date: 2016-07-27 10:49:05 by Deckard
Officer Daniel McEwen Greene County Police Department Good afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why Im pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer?Im going to need to see your drivers license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Thank you, sir. Now, just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile. Im just going to start addressing you in an unmistakably threatening tone that is specifically meant to ...
Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form ‘Country Within a Country’
Post Date: 2016-07-10 19:11:31 by tpaine
Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form Country Within a Country Breitbart ^ | July 10,2016 | by AARON KLEIN Omowale was speaking in an interview set to air Sunday night on this reporters talk radio program, Aaron Klein Investigative Radio, broadcast on New Yorks AM 970 The Answer and News Talk 990 AM in Philadelphia. Omowale used the interview to claim five states as belonging to the Black Nation: Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina, Alabama, and Georgia. The revolutionary stated: We just need to start migrating back to those states and taking control of the economics in those states. If black ...
The Theology of Statism by Hogeye Bill
Post Date: 2016-07-09 14:35:02 by tpaine
bill-99002c-sm2 The Theology of Statism by Hogeye Bill May 19, 2007 Most people like to think that their opinions and beliefs are based on facts and solid reasoning. But in one area many people make an exception - they consider it quite proper to believe and act without such a rational empirical basis when it comes to religion. For beliefs about a deity, faith is generally claimed to be superior to reason, at least by "believers." Here we will examine another area in which some people put faith above reason: politics. Most people today hold beliefs and opinions about government (the state) which are faith-based, and quite analogous to religious dogma. According to the ...
Liberal Foreign Policy explained
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:37:01 by Stoner
How Liberal Journalists Think
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:26:56 by Stoner
Meet the Liberal Elite!
Post Date: 2016-06-27 18:21:52 by Stoner
A Chat about Illegal Immigration
Post Date: 2016-06-27 15:56:35 by Stoner
I love these
Post Date: 2016-06-13 18:12:04 by no gnu taxes
I really was just a quiet guy who kept to himself. Nothing more. Yet everyone feared I was some rage filled maniac waiting to explode. When I walked down the street, mothers would pull their kids aside, "Careful Timmy, that's the quiet guy who keeps to himself." Police would pull up to my house, "So you're the quiet guy who keeps to himself? We've got a warrant to search your house for stashes of ilegal automatic weapons." So I decided to change myself. I became agressive and overbearing. I would tell the boss where to stuff his unbalanced ledger. Sure everyone said, "what an asshole," but suddenly, I was getting new found respect. I got promoted ...
After the Pulse Club Massacre, It’s Time for Gays to Come Home to Republican Party
Post Date: 2016-06-13 09:29:52 by Willie Green
Early Sunday morning, Islamic extremist Omar Mateen murdered at least 49 people at the Pulse gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Mateen, of Fort Pierce, Florida, was interviewed by the FBI in 2013 and 2014 after he told coworkers he had ties to Islamic extremists. But Mateen was not found to be a threat, the FBI said, so he dropped off their radar. A former coworker said company officials refused to investigate Omars frequent racist and homophobic attacks because he was Muslim. So, once again, political correctness is linked to another Islamist massacre. Omar Mateen took time out during his mass slaughter of gays at Pulse nightclub to call 911 and pledge his allegiance ...
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