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The Biden Administration’s Grave Mar-a-Lago Mistake

Walrus that attracted crowds in Oslo fjord euthanised: officials

Yes, Comey did leak classified information

On The Kherson fronT lines ... liTTle sign --- of a Ukrainian offensive

Judge Roy Moore ... VindicaTed --- Wins $8.2 Million DefamaTion LawsuiT

Does Donald Trump Have Jeffrey Epstein’s List of Clients?

DemocraT Megadonor Tells Fox ... ‘Hundreds of Thousands of Americans Have Been Killed by’ --- COVID-19 Vaccines

Fargo School Board ... votes 7-2 ---To no longer reciTe The Pledge of Allegiance

American STasi ... The quesTions remains --- Will winning elecTions be enough To sTop Them?

B.C. Little League cancels God from historic Player Pledge

FBI Raid On Trump Will Make Him A Martyr

FBI raid of Trump home shows that 'equal justice' is a farce

Don’t Be Fooled—the Left Is Gaslighting Again

Democrats suddenly realize open borders are a disaster

As Media Turns on Biden, Don’t Forget Their Role in Creating Current Disaster

STUNNING! 80.0% of In-Person Voters in Maricopa County on Election Day Voted Republican – Only 23.4% Voted Democrat

Judge Strikes Down San Francisco Law Allowing Non-Citizens To Vote

Congress should not legalize marijuana

The Russian Embassy JusT Released A New Video Mocking The WesT ... ‘Time To Move To Russia’ --- Where There’s ‘TradiTional Values - ChrisTianiTy - No Cancel CulTure’

Biden's Title IX rule could mean your daughter's college roommate will be a man

How progressive groups like the ACLU make New York City more dangerous

Why Biden’s claims of US economic strength don’t add up — and Dems are looking to add more poison

Unborn life needs strong national protection

Biden’s border of death

Progressive prosecutors are being ousted, one by one.

Gingrich: "American Tsunami" Will Deliver GOP 5-6 Senate Seats, 40-70 House Seats

The GlobalisT EfforT ... To 'GeT Trump' --- Is Backfiring...Bigly!

Nancy and Paul Pelosi are trading large — with a wealth of hypocrisy

ElecTion Heroes ... Are STopping FraudulenT VoTing --- The PosTal Service Was In On IT

Nolte: Despite January 6 Kangaroo Court, Donald Trump Beats Joe Biden in 7 of 10 Rematch Polls

Mayor Adams’ wake-up on migrant flights

‘Woke’ Corporate Support of BLM Has Deadly Consequences

CNN Director: We Worked To Oust Trump, Use ‘Fear’ To Pass Climate Agenda

Documents show Bill Gates has given $319 million to media outlets to promote his global agenda

Is Liz Cheney toast?

Biden and The Destruction of Wisdom

How Progressive InsaniTy ... Has DesTroyed --- The DemocraTic ParTy

Judge blocks Biden admin's transgender school bathroom rule, athletes

Canada’s ‘expert’ panel recommends the mentally ill be candidates for euthanasia

Cat's reaction when she says “I use she/her pronouns”

The 2022 Referendum on Crime

Here’s Why The Media Don’t Want You To Know About The Massive Protests Going On Around The Globe

Multiple 'Raging' Crises: Failures of 'Progressive' Governance on Full Display This Week

Affluent white female Democrats push away Hispanic and working-class voters

The Global Vaccine NighTmare Has JusT Begun ... 3 billion vaccinaTed people --- have undiagnosed myocardiTis?

Kamala Harris ... Delivers Word Salad --- aT American Rescue Plan Workforce DevelopmenT SummiT

My Democratic abuelos raised me. Here's why I'm now a Republican running for Congress.

Sorry, Democrats: We're Stuck With Joe and Kamala | Opinion

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What Annoys Me About Libertarians
Post Date: 2017-03-28 22:24:38 by Gatlin
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Ellen DeGeneres Will Leave Her Show This November To Campaign For Breakthrough Skincare Line! (Daily Barf)
Post Date: 2017-03-26 08:35:22 by HomerBohn
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Ellen Degeneres recently announced she will be leaving The Ellen Show in November to promote a new skincare line that was recently voted #1 by Dermatologists. The 57-year-old, who now appears to be aging backwards, says, "I went through a complete transformation with one of the best skincare products on the market called DermaFi" Sources close to the couple tell us Portia, 42, encouraged her wife to take a leave of absence when NBC threatened to cancel The Ellen Show because they wanted a younger looking host for better ratings. Portia told Women's Health, "We want to campaign for a greater cause. Women's anti-aging is important for the preservation of female ...

Wackadoodle: "Smart Vibrator" Company Settles Lawsuit Over Collecting User Information Without Consent, Agreeing to Pay Out $3.75 Million
Post Date: 2017-03-16 11:40:57 by Tooconservative
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Brave and Dumb New World, But Mostly Dumb. I'm linking this story only for one reason. No, not the relentless invasion of privacy we're unwittingly or wittingly permitting in a quest for convenience and novelty. That's obvious already. I'm linking it because I don't know what the hell a "smart" vibrator is, or why someone would want or need to have a vibrator which is "smart." I've seen the dumb versions in action, and they seemed to work just fine. So I'm linking this to find out what Fresh Stupid Hell this is. Forbes "throws shade," as aging hipster Chris Hayes might say, at the basis of the suit: Two anonymous plaintiffs had ...

Yes, I’m a Nazi. And how are you?
Post Date: 2017-02-27 13:18:21 by Tooconservative
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Updated to add: Facebook banned me for 30 days for writing this post. The next post in my feed is some asshole threatening to STAB @MargaretsBelly, but that’s apparently okay. How apropos!  I’m the daughter of a Lebensborn. Grand-daughter of an SS Officer. I’m Aryan by culture and by blood. The word “Nazi” is getting thrown around quite a lot lately, and I think it’s time we settled on a definition. I’m rather offended by the broadening of who gets to call themselves a Nazi. Quite frankly, I’m sick of the cultural appropriation. Nazi is a short form way of saying National Socialist, but most current Nazis realize that socialism is completely ...

Performance Art Gone Awry Raises a Big Stink at AvantGarden
Post Date: 2017-02-26 13:35:14 by Tooconservative
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Last Friday night, Montrose’s beloved AvantGarden was besieged by a pair of “performance artists” who turned a well-intentioned benefit show into a scatological catastrophe of nearly Biblical proportions. The duo, Sonic Rabbit Hole, readied to perform their set for Zoning Out over a Bowl of Ice Cream Benefit Show #1, a charity event open to the public that featured live music, face painting, vendors, raffle prizes and performance art to support a local artist's fight with cancer. Instead of an improvised set of experimental music, the audience witnessed one of Sonic Rabbit Hole's members, Michael Clemmons, perform a “muscle-milk enema” onstage. Soon after ...

Pennsylvania State Senator Calls Trump a "fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon"
Post Date: 2017-02-08 13:56:46 by Willie Green
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A Pennsylvania lawmaker had strong words for Donald Trump after the president reportedly joked he would "destroy" a Texas lawmaker's career. In a Facebook post, state Sen. Daylin Leach, D-Montgomery, linked to a Politico story about Trump's meeting with several county sheriffs, including Chester County Sheriff Carolyn Bunny Welsh. According to the website, Harold Eavenson, sheriff of Rockwell County, Texas, brought up the issue of civil asset forfeiture. Law enforcement can use civil asset forfeiture to take cash and property from individuals suspected of committing a crime without charging the individual or a guilty verdict. Eavenson brought up to Trump an unnamed senator ...

Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
Post Date: 2017-02-07 08:45:12 by Willie Green
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Rosie O'Donnell volunteers to play Steve Bannon on SNL Credit: Getty Rosie O’Donnell, a long-time foe of President Donald Trump, says she’d be up for playing his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, on “Saturday Night Live.” The comedian tweeted that she’s “available” to satirize Trump’s influential adviser following a scorching performance on “SNL” by Melissa McCarthy as an angry, gum-chomping White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Responding to suggestions that she should portray Bannon on “SNL,” O’Donnell tweeted: “I am here to serve – alec has trump – melissa has spice – i would need a few days to ...

‘The Young Pope’ Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump
Post Date: 2017-02-07 01:22:41 by tpaine
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‘The Young Pope’ Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump By Kayla Cobb @kaylcobb Jan 20, 2017 A man was elected. A man was elected into one of the highest offices in the modern world and given complete control, but not because he was proven to be the best for this position. No, this inexperienced man was elected because the powers that be for this society were so obsessed with manipulating votes to ensure certain people wouldn’t be elected, they let him slip by. This man was elected because of compromise. A man, who has little patience or respect for tradition, was given complete control by a society that has no idea what he will do with said power. A man was elected. ...

The Left Melts Down After New England Patriot Super Bowl Victory
Post Date: 2017-02-06 13:08:50 by Deckard
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This has to be the most butthurt genre of people in history -- politicizing everything and losing badly too, almost on a continuous basis. The left went apoplectic last night after the New England Patriots rallied from behind and defeated the Atlanta Falcons, under the auspices of the best quarterback to ever live, who also happens to be one of Trump's biggest supporters. Life for the dispirited left has been nothing but anguish and unimaginable misery since Trump defeated Clinton. Their inability to cope, coupled with their lack of forbearance, have led them down a path of seemingly unending forays in public humiliation. In the event you're not tired of seeing snowflakes melt, ...

Sean Spicer Press Conference - SNL
Post Date: 2017-02-05 10:41:18 by Willie Green
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Poster Comment:ROTFLMAO!

Europe Is Trolling Trump with Wickedly Funny Parody Videos
Post Date: 2017-02-04 11:36:59 by Willie Green
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A Dutch answer to The Daily Show kicked off the trend, in which European countries farcically campaign to come second to America. By now, we all know that under Donald Trump’s administration, the United States’s guiding principle is going to be “America first”—as the president stressed in his dystopian inauguration speech. The world got the message loud and clear—and now, European countries are beginning to counter with rallying cries of their own.The trend began with a viral parody video from the Netherlands, courtesy of the news satire show Zondag met Lubach. The clip, a faux introduction to the Netherlands that mocks Trump by imitating the president’s ...

Woman Calls Police to Report Her Drug Dealer For Hiking Prices
Post Date: 2017-02-02 07:33:54 by Stoner
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A woman called her local police department to complain that her drug dealer was ripping her off with an unexpected price hike. The unnamed woman rang officers in the remote Northern Territory, Australia, in the hope they would intervene over the cost of marijuana. The drug is illegal everywhere in Australia. By Kieran Corcoran | 6:58 am, February 1, 2017 A woman called her local police department to complain that her drug dealer was ripping her off with an unexpected price hike. The unnamed woman rang officers in the remote Northern Territory, Australia, in the hope they would intervene over the cost of marijuana. The drug is illegal everywhere in Australia. More Judge Rules ...

The Netherlands welcomes Trump [plus Crowder goes undercover tranny at the Pussymarch]
Post Date: 2017-01-26 20:23:04 by Tooconservative
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The Netherlands welcomes Trump 'Women's March' Crashed By Crowder... IN DRAG! (Featuring Wendy Davis) Poster Comment:Seen at AoS.

This is too funny!
Post Date: 2017-01-24 22:36:01 by Justified
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State Senator Shares Awful Women's March Meme

“Now Mattis! Now Kelly! Now Sessions - Pruitt! ... On Perry! On Flynn --- You’re the ones who can do it !
Post Date: 2017-01-19 19:09:05 by BorisY
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Twas the Night Before Inauguration Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The "deplorable" masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much. The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, ...

Baaaaad behaviour! Herd of sheep trample their lady shepherd before one returns to ram her after being spooked by car
Post Date: 2017-01-13 10:17:31 by cranky
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"Big Papi" David Ortiz New Job - Tennis Instructor
Post Date: 2017-01-05 09:32:07 by Deckard
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Poster Comment:*Professional Stunts - Do not attempt

Alex Jones Instrumental In Changing Russians' Perception of Americans
Post Date: 2016-12-31 13:31:29 by Hondo68
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Published on Dec 30, 2016 Another excerpt of the Russian TV show "Our Point of View" on the Tsargrad.tv channel. Here hosts, Alexander Dugin and Andrey Afanasiev proclaim that Alex Jones is solely responsible for radically changing the perception of Russians' view towards Americans

Obama hit by racist memes on Russian social media as Cold War-style hacking row spills over into personal abuse
Post Date: 2016-12-30 18:34:46 by cranky
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Russian social media users have launched racist abuse at Barack Obama, stooping to comparing him to a monkey in the wake of the election hacking row. A series of racist memes were circulated after Obama announced the expulsion of 35 alleged Russian intelligence agents and seizure of two country compounds used by its diplomats. Crude web mockery was savage in personalizing Moscow's loathing for the outgoing president even as the Kremlin leader sarcastically wished him and his family - as well as all Americans - a happy new year. Putin pointedly used a general message to world leaders to greet Donald Trump, George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush - and not Obama. Crude: Obama's head ...

Golfer Falls Into Frozen Over Lake
Post Date: 2016-12-22 13:22:19 by goldilucky
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My comment: When I see people playing and driving on the ice over a lake I just shake my head in disbelief. It's so Darwinian that no explanation is needed.

Donald Trump is poised to lose in the biggest landslide in modern American history
Post Date: 2016-11-17 18:04:53 by no gnu taxes
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... But the conventional wisdom is wrong. Trump isn't merely going to lose. He's going to lose in the biggest popular vote landslide in modern presidential history. ....

Trump Endorses Hillary Clinton
Post Date: 2016-11-08 09:27:46 by Willie Green
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Jimmy Kimmel ramped up the election tension on Monday, reporting that GOP nominee Donald Trump had endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. The “Jimmy Kimmel Live” host played footage in which Trump said he fully supported the woman who is now his Democratic rival. “If you haven’t seen this yet, buckle your lap belts because this is huge,” the comedian quipped, before cutting to clips of Trump praising Clinton. OK, so the footage actually dates back several years to when Trump thought he was BFFs with Clinton and her husband, former president Bill Clinton. But Kimmel still thought it was worth reprising video on the eve of the election showing Trump’s ...

Things looking up for Hillary as she draws larger crowds
Post Date: 2016-11-03 12:33:46 by nolu chan
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Things looking up for Hillary as she draws larger Crowds

Bad Hombres -- Nasty Women
Post Date: 2016-10-21 10:06:36 by Willie Green
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Hillary Clinton Groped Me
Post Date: 2016-10-16 18:36:08 by nolu chan
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Hillary Clinton Groped Me Prissy Holly Published on Oct 15, 2016 With all the women breaking their silence about how they were victimized by Donald Trump, it's given me the courage to come forward with the horrifying thing Hillary Clinton did to me 10 years ago. ***DISCLAIMER FOR LIBERALS**** If you're too fucking stupid to realize this is satire, I feel sorry for you.

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