| Coral Snake's Bites of the Week:
The Key:
 Aspartame
 Bot
 Booze
 Covering your ass
 Crook
 Cup of Borgia
 Depleted Uranium
 Drugs
 Ebola bomb - Genocide
 Empty suit
 Farm Tours
 Faro Bank
 Fitzmas
 Frog march
 Gun grabber
 Hypocracy
 Lying
 Neo Con
 Open Borders
 Perv
 Police State
 Scooter's Book - Kiddie porn
 Secret society member
 Sex
 Shrub
 SnookerThon
 Torture
 Treason
 Warmonger
 White persian cat
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