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Title: House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected
Source: Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/house-d ... e-trump-will-win-2020-election
Published: Dec 10, 2019
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2019-12-12 13:51:56 by nolu chan
Keywords: None
Views: 1672
Comments: 10

House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected

December 10th, 2019

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020.

"We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are."

"I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years."

Some questioned if this was the best strategy, but Democrats pointed out that with four more years of Trump, they will be able to generate far more outrage than if they took back the White House. "It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."

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#1. To: nolu chan (#0)

"It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."

At Duckduckgo, the #3 search result for "scream at the sky" is:

The same woman is also #1 and #4, minus the chyron graphics. She has achieved infamy.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-12-12   15:45:20 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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The same woman is also #1 and #4, minus the chyron graphics. She has achieved infamy.

Woman? She? Really?

Hank Rearden  posted on  2019-12-12   17:11:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#7. To: Hank Rearden (#2)

Sure...that is Pat.

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