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Houthi rebels' attack severely damages a Belize-flagged ship in key strait leading to the Red Sea (British Ship) Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Humor See other Humor Articles Title: 'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana Source: Babylon Bee URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-st ... -taking-phone-call-on-a-banana Published: Jul 25, 2019 Author: Babylon Bee Post Date: 2019-07-25 09:48:49 by nolu chan Keywords: None Views: 2439 Comments: 9 'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana Babylon Bee July 24th, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday. After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid. "I hear a few murmurs out there that I've lost it," he said. "Well, I haven't lost it. I've still got it. In fact, I'm still sharp as a tack." Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his cell phone. "I really have to take this," he said apologetically as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Yeah, go for Bob." Mueller proceeded to have what appeared to be a five-minute conversation on the fruit as bewildered congresspeople looked on. "Well, tell them I don't want to be there this Friday. Matlock's on, you know that. You know I don't go out when Matlock is on." He shrugged apologetically at those in the room, mouthing "sorry." "Look, if the consulate has a problem with that, tell them they can call me themselves," he concluded, slamming the banana back down on the table. At publishing time, Mueller was seen giving clear, concise, lucid testimony to a soap dispenser in the restroom. (1 image) Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 3. #3. To: All (#0) https://twitter.com/MMFlint Michael Moore @MMFlint A frail old man, unable to remember things, stumbling, refusing to answer basic questions...I said it in 2017 and Mueller confirmed it today — All you pundits and moderates and lame Dems who told the public to put their faith in the esteemed Robert Mueller — just STFU from now on 11:31 AM - Jul 24, 2019 nolu chan  posted on  2019-07-25   9:50:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   Replies to Comment # 3.         There are no replies to Comment # 3. End Trace Mode for Comment # 3. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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