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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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"Nowhere have whole peoples seen their situation reversed more visibly or more painfully than the peoples of the Islamic world. In medieval times, Europe lagged far behind the Islamic world in science, mathematics, scholarship, and military power. Even such ancient European thinkers as Plato and Aristotle became known to Europeans of the Middle Ages only after their writings, which had been translated into Arabic, were translated back into European languages. Today that is all reversed. The number of books per person in Europe is more than ten times that in Africa and the Middle East. The number of books translated into Arabic over the past thousand years is about the same as the number translated into Spanish in one year. There are only 18 computers per thousand persons in the Arab world, compared to 78 per thousand persons worldwide. Fewer than 400 industrial patents were issued to people in the Arab countries during the last two decades of the 20th century, while 15,000 industrial patents were issued to South Koreans alone. Human beings do not always take reversals of fortune gracefully. Still less can those who were once on top quietly accept seeing others leaving them far behind economically, intellectually, and militarily. Those in the Islamic world have for centuries been taught to regard themselves as far superior to the "infidels" of the West, while everything they see with their own eyes now tells them otherwise. Worse yet, what the whole world sees with their own eyes tells them that the Middle East has made few contributions to human advancement in our times. Even Middle Eastern oil was largely discovered and processed by people from the West. After oil, the Middle East's most prominent export has been terrorism." Mr. Sowell's brilliant...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From the Liberty Committee (March 22, 2004)... "Most liberty-loving Americans consider Franklin D. Roosevelt the single worst president of the 20th century, even with stiff competition from the likes of Woodrow Wilson and Lyndon Johnson. FDR was perhaps the most openly socialist leader ever to occupy the White House, and his policies reflected a firm belief that government should control business and redistribute wealth. His New Deal programs dramatically increased both the size and scope of the federal government, fundamentally changing (for the worse) the nation’s perception of the proper role for government in our society. Contrary to popular myth, Roosevelt helped cause the Great Depression through his monetary policies and public works boondoggles. All Americans are less free and less prosperous today as the result of Roosevelt’s presidency. So why were congressional Republicans busy praising the man last week? A resolution honoring Roosevelt and his "legacy" passed overwhelmingly in the US House of Representatives Wednesday. The resolution expressly praised his New Deal programs, applauded his administration's "productive partnership with private enterprise...by appointing top businessmen to run the production agencies" and repeated the lie that somehow he led America out of the Depression. The resolution ends with the preposterous assertion that "a grateful Nation and world are better off because of President Roosevelt's inimitable leadership." The resolution was introduced by a DemocRAT, but Republican leaders of the House tightly control procedural rules that determine what legislation reaches the floor. The bill could not have seen the light of day without their approval. To read the resolution, go to..."FDR was a FASCIST!!" Only five House Republicans had the integrity to vote against the resolution, while six others voted "present." Nearly 200 Republicans joined the unanimous and enthusiastic Democrats in voting to honor FDR's terrible legacy. This vote provides yet another example that the mainstream Republican party has abandoned any last vestiges of principle and ideology. The big-government neocon faction of the GOP finds much to admire in FDR, but rank-and-file Republicans still believe in lower taxes, less regulation, and more personal liberty -- not socialism. Voters who rejoiced when the GOP took control of both Congress and the White House could not have imagined their heroes would proceed to spend, borrow, expand, and regulate even more than Clinton did! The national GOP has lost all credibility as the party of limited government, and Americans who love liberty should not be fooled by big-government socialists simply because they have an "R" next to their name." FDR was a Socialist PowerWHORE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (spoken "2-3-4") All these lies we've been fed... Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... (Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar) Like to see Left's RAPIST git what's coming... Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... (key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! FReegards...MUD (1/10/02) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Tom Delay, Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Ohahhohh... Tom Delay...ohahhohh...Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! (Little guitar jammin') Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! Eric C.!! Whipe them RINOs from Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh.. (More guitar jammin') Cantor, bud...Right Must Reject Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD 657 posted on Sunday, April 25, 2004 12:26:04 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!) FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! Good Patriots they died to protect me... (Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!) Heh heh heh...MUD (2/10/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mud on harp...) I want to live...don't like DemLibs... (Li'l more harmonica-playin'...) We've seen where Clinton stood...DemRATS're no good!! (More Mud on harp...) Keep on FReepin'...let the Truth be told!! FReegards...MUD 552 posted on Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:47:47 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, To: Mudboy Slim "Was a spectacular show last night Mud, and today's a new day with a black recommended belt. Also broke both my required boards on the *first* of the three tries we get, too. Not an "easy" thing to do, y'know. Actually truth be known, they didn't really "break." ...they *exploded*. :o)" 555 posted on Tuesday, April 20, 2004 11:09:23 AM by Landru "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD (6/12/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... So now Slick's down on his luck... Mudboy Slim (9/29/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!" One...two...three...four... Lately Right's been running on Faith... Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep... Right's always been... Then we'd go running on faith... (Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan) Right's always been... Won't believe Pubbies on faith... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Friday, May 21, 2004 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime...DemonRATS back-trackin'!! Talkin' Prosecution...ahh hunhhh!! FReepers WIN!!! FReepers WIN!!! US Whackos'll Own This Town...ahhhhh... YES...Everyone can alter the Fate of their World... FReegards...MUD 36 posted on Saturday, May 22, 2004 1:41:52 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're ALL deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 43 posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 8:08:40 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "A.N.S.W.E. R. is a CANCER 2 America!!" Defeat the MARXist DeeCee RATZ...over and over and OVER AGAIN!! The shall be NO COMPROMISE with these Anti-American COMMIE Zealots...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You...must protect yer home... Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears... Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Will they know my face... Right must be strong... Can we save our Land... We'll fight always... Time to weild our Power... Reject RATS' Whore'd... Will you know my face... Right shall be strong... Mudboy Slim (5/25/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Whatever U say, Ethyl...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Dutch's Home!!" Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! [We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Mudboy Slim On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Gave the Oppressed liberation... Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Found humor in ev'ry situation... Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, There shall NEVER be another like him...but I like what TheDonald's been doing so far...SO GOOD!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... Who loves Left's Power?!! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty... Life's not fer Lib'rals... Yes, I know...you know... (Git there...) Do YOU fear the FRee?! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReegards...MUD 24 posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Still classic Mud. The legend lives on! Heh... (Btw, you forgot to ping War. You know how much he loves your poetry.)
Funny how you pluck out random past FR luminaries...and legends like OhioWFan (who ironically would FINALLY discover a FR that thoroughly despises Dubya as the Trojan Horse Enemy-Within, RINO, and Globalist anti-America troll he always was. A DOZEN YEARS TOO LATE, after the damage is done.)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) IOW...S-squared, D-squared... Kerry ON, my WAYward SUN...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "war" RARElee visits his once-BEloved "MuddBUTT" thread...heh heh heh. "Shed Powers!!" Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' FEYries... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemonRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim "Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) HOT digetTEE dawg...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick thinks this Country is easy to fool, America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain, It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies, Vile forces mustn't lead us astray... Muchas Gracias...MUD 4 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 10:07:15 AM by Mudboy Slim "For courage mounteth with occasion." (ComplimentarEEE of the Linux Fortune program.) Yes, inDEEDy doo...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent... Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely... Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?! Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee.... Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent! Mudboy Slim 11 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 4:03:46 PM by MUDboy Slimmer these DAZE'd & B*mooozed "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) HATteras..myrtle..HiltonHEAD..VA...BEACHES, beeches!! Utmost reGuardz...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW...Views: 492017 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk white BMW and her Jordache smile. "Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day. -- Peter Applebome, International Imitation Hemingway Competition AWEsome...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's Battle Against Left's Whore" The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...Dems gotta wonder... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... FReegards...MUD 7 October 2000...March For Liberty...Washington, DC (Lincoln Monument)... 24 Posted on 09/26/2000 13:19:25 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FLAMErs, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his name is DON TRUMP!! Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... Young Elian's daydreamin'... Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... Young Elian's daydreamin'... (Soothin' guitar/piano reprise) Greggie Craig, consigliere... Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Doo doo doo dooo doooo... MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD 77 Posted on 06/25/2000 08:53:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ernest, the rich are different from us." Hemingway: "Yes. They have more money." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) POINT Hemingway...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, theDonald J. TRUMP...POTUS!! "8 MO YEARS!! 8 MO YEARS!! 8 MO YEARS!!" Heh heh heh...told ya..."ReaganREborn", MUD sed...THEN, outta LeftField...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!! Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! Un hunh...un hunh...woo... I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... Doo dah doo doo doodie doo... Mudboy Slim and the SYNtaurz ((9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.) "Alright folks...this is gonna be the B.I.G. thread, the first O.N.E. to break 10,000 replies." Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, "Terry McAuliffe will be in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE- Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 6:19:21 AM by Mudboy Slim drop mike..MUD..out "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When confidantLEE ReaganConservative in approach/TOOOD, "W" could B formidable as a POL, imho. SOW, wear B the non-WHITE BEEeeachez?! (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) And if MUD don't DUE it, HOO wood?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 3*3*17 O.N.E.** BTW...**"O"."N"."E". = O.peration N.oble E.agle "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Posted on Friday, October 26, 2001 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim "The Wait..." I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1972. To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Landru (#1971)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1973. To: All (#1972)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATS NOW!!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to MUDZ songs.
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine DEFEAT Left's SCUM!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1974. To: Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, mommadooo3, LiberteeBell, seattlesue, kristinn, tgslTakoma, Angelwood (#1963)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Yer the One...to Lead the Right!! Ohahhohh...
RATS' Power We Shall Devolve...Let's Stuff DemLib'rals' talk!!
We'll make Dem Leftists' shrivel...Right's Winning in a Walk!!
Yer the One...to Champion Rights!! Ooahhohh...
Sen'tor George...boy, you are from Virginia!! Ohahhohh...
Senator...We're the Righteous Right!!
We love how Susan talks...we love yer gawl-durned snuff...
We need some leadership...RightWing's cruisin'...RATS're losing...LOSING!!
Guv'ment, son...shall be MINI-sized!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
We're the Ones...We're the Shameless Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1975. To: All (#1974)
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1976. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, cherry_bomb88, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, stand watie, MeekOneGOP (#1975)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde.
The Left's contentions are full of fibs...
It keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's bold...
Folks, Slick's gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold...
Let the Truth be told!!
We'll fight Dem Lib'rals 'til RATS wilt and fold.
Willie's done his crimes...he shall do hard time!!
We'll keep on FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold...
Let the Truth be told!!
Keep on FReepin' 'gainst the LIES Left's told...
Let's be Just and Bold!!
I'll keep on FReepin' 'til we reach our goal...
Keep on FReepin'...let the Truth be told!!
We'll keep on FReepin' fer what's Right and Bold!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1977. To: Funky Dan, Sultan88, Landru (#1975)
Fought a kid 5 years your junior who I'd swear had pure testosterone for blood & successfully made his eyes water while preventing him from knocking me out with some mighty fancy flying kicks he'd -- *obviously* -- been practicing.
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1978. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, bigman (#1977)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1979. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, jla, FBD, AdSimp, BOBTHENAILER, M Kehoe, cogitator, dead (#1978)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1980. To: goldilucky, Dubyuh, BigMan (#1852)
Beware of a late winter freeze, tho, many fruit trees are already blooming and
the fruit will be lost and/or damaged if we get slammed with a March ARCTIC blast.
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1981. To: Cyber-Band (#1980)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "talk about the passion")
Empty Soul...Eunuch Spouse...Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
NOT...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
NOT...everyone can SLAUGHTER Six Thousand Kosovars!!!
Talkin' 'Bout Castration!!!
No One Cares...Press went South...Ignorin' OUR REV-O-LUTION!!
Sheep Shall Care...We'll Rise Up...A Righteous Devolution!!
Must INDICT Slick fer TREASON...Left's Fear has scorned OUR Nation...ahh henh....
NOT...Everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
INDICT Slick...DETHRONE HIM!! Hunt Slick Like a Hawk!!
Talkin' RE-Impeachment...what's happened to Our Nation?!!
Slick's facin' Incarceration...what's happ'nin' to Our Nation?!!
Slick'll Face Eternal Damnation!!!!!!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1982. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, cherry_bomb88, iceskater, Flora McDonald, AdSimp, xyz123 (#1981)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', RATS're gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
Y'all can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1983. To: war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen, meguro, Ethyl Mertz (#1982)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1984. To: NooYawk Kyle, PSU Denise, Union Hill ROX!! (#1983)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1985. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, Tinman (#1956)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because the RATS promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.
We'll whup RATS' rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemonRAT lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...Slick's TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1986. To: poet, heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, BKO, TrappedInLiberalHell (#1985)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Tears In Heaven")
When I meet them in heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?"
It's what they're askin' in heaven.
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know poet's belong...
Up in heaven.
From Dem Sosh'list Lib'rals?!!
Right shall make a stand...
Rout Dem pathetic Lib'rals!!
Fer liberty...
'Cuz RATS know Big Guv'ment stanks!!
Devolve Power!!
Time to join in...FReep!!
Right shan't break yer heart...
Cut Big Guv'ment...please, Dubyuh please.
Their "peace" ain't OURS!!
"Cuz Right knows as FReedom grows...
Fear's fer minions!!
When I meet you in heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?!"
It's the Big Question in heaven.
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know FReepers belong...
Up in heaven.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1987. To: Fred Mertz (#1427)
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1988. To: ReaganMan, The Gipper, Ol' Dutch (#1928)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by RE-dedicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
"The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building.
After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome,
and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!
It's a day I will NEVER forget!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1989. To: RonaldReagan (#1988)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1990. To: All TRUE Red-Blooded Conservative Americans!! (#1989)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1991. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, yankhater, jla, AdSimp (#1990)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1992. To: Mudboy Slim, war, Spandex, Silver-Ponytail (#1819)
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
#1993. To: Mudboy Slim (#1970)
TO: Brad's Gramma, ohioWfan, rintense, DrDeb...
#1994. To: Liberator, BufordP, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, Miss Marple, Jim Robinson, justAmy, kristinn, Sauropod, MoJo2001 (#1993)
Same $#I+, different DAY!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1995. To: Liberator, war, A K A Stone, FunkyDan Medina, dead, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_ (#1992)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' 4 some rich bloke U don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals...
Must devolve Power 2 the States...
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...
)8^D!!
N.R. RIGHTeous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
TRUMP, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.
You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail."
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1996. To: George W. Bush, Landru, M. Thatcher, jla, holdonnow, MeekOneGOP, FBD, dead (#1990)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick resigns.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
Democrat voices remain silent today.
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1997. To: Jethro Tull, goldilucky, BADJOE, Snow Bunny, Pippin, Darth Sidious, TLBSHOW, Clinton's a liar (#1996)
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shant go free!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shant go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1998. To: Liberator (#1992)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1999. To: All (#1998)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2000. To: All (#1999)
(Edited)
Comments: 2000
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2001. To: All (#2000)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2002. To: All (#1999)
(Edited)
that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant. [...]
There had been a fight. I had punched her boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls.
Everyone told him, "You ride the bull, senor. You do not fight it."
But he was lean and tough like a bad rib-eye and he fought the bull. And then he fought me.
And when we finished there were no winners, just men doing what men must do. [...] "Stop the car," the girl said. There was a look of terrible sadness in her eyes.
She knew about the woman of the tollway. I knew not how. I started to speak,
but she raised an arm and spoke with a quiet and peace I will never forget.
"I do not ask for whom's the tollway belle," she said, "the tollway belle's for thee."
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2003. To: A K A Stone, AuntB, GrandmaC, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, desperado, Calamity Jane, EdZep, dead, PhiKapMom, Common Tator, Elle Bee, Scholastic, Angelique, Victoria Delsoul (#1961)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect the Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween Knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring Truth'n'Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........
Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2004. To: Darth Sidious, js1138, truthandlife, Northpaw, 1rudeboy, George W. Bush, d14truth, BilltheDrill (#2003)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means Momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2005. To: ParrotsUp, AppyPappy, YaYa123, Mercuria, DoughtyOne, Luis Gonzalez, Critter, Clinton's a liar (#2004)
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some Rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give Left Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2006. To: All (#1981)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2007. To: All y'ALL!! (#2006)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2008. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator (#1961)
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(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUDZ Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUDZ gotta bitter half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)B^D>X***U
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!!
JUSTICE BE THINE!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500...
De-Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!"
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2009. To: Liberator, ohioWfan, all BushBOTZ, FunkyDan Medina, fingerrrz, theBIGman, duhh CONfedErate, Cyber-Band, TLBSHOW, BufordP, AuntB, redleghunter, kristinn, holdonnow (#1993)
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A DOZEN YEARS TOO LATE, after the damage is done."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2010. To: All y'ALL!!, U, ewe, you, and....NOT YOO andor YooHOO?! HooHoo, HughHugh, HOO R U?! (#2008)
MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2011. To: A K A Stone, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONEy Run, STONE'd Brewery, BRADY D'Angelo, AG Mark Herring, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Kim Chen, WEEWillieDINKinz (#1961)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD sez, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD sed, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, BOY, I sure pray U git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FREEgaurdz 4 everyO.N.E.!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem HOZ, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
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