I come for a visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care illegal?
Cross the border, poor and broke,
Take the bus, see customs bloke.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say come down no more,
We send you cash, right to your door . Welfare checks they make you wealthy,
Medicare, it keep you healthy.
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks American working dummy!
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them to come as fast as can.
They come in rags and Chevy trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They all come, we live together,
Some say they no like the weather.
Fourteen families, they all move in,
Neighbors patience growing thin.
Finally, neighbors, they move away,
I buy more houses and then I say,
Find more aliens, houses I rent,
In the garden I put up a tent.
Send for families, they come like flash,
But they all draw more welfare cash.
Everything is mucho good,
Soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby, its called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free, we got no bills.
American crazy, he pay all year,
To keep his welfare running here.
We think America damn good place,
Too damn good for their race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.