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Title: I Love America
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Published: Jun 12, 2018
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2018-06-12 11:04:01 by IbJensen
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Views: 934
Comments: 2

I come for a visit, get treated regal,

So I stay, who care illegal?

Cross the border, poor and broke,

Take the bus, see customs bloke.

Nice man treat me good in there,

Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say come down no more,

We send you cash, right to your door . Welfare checks they make you wealthy,

Medicare, it keep you healthy.

By and by, I got plenty money,

Thanks American working dummy!

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them to come as fast as can.

They come in rags and Chevy trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They all come, we live together,

Some say they no like the weather.

Fourteen families, they all move in,

Neighbor’s patience growing thin.

Finally, neighbors, they move away,

I buy more houses and then I say,

Find more aliens, houses I rent,

In the garden I put up a tent.

Send for families, they come like flash,

But they all draw more welfare cash.

Everything is mucho good,

Soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby, its called “breeding,”

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free, we got no bills.

American crazy, he pay all year,

To keep his welfare running here.

We think America damn good place,

Too damn good for their race.

If they no like us, they can go,

Got lots of room in Mexico.

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Pretty good. I thought I'd share the AoS joke of the week.

The Saturday Night Joke

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

Tooconservative  posted on  2018-06-12   12:20:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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Willie Green  posted on  2018-06-12   13:18:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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