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Title: Top Ten Reasons Why Continental Op Pw4ns Dakmar
Source: me.com
URL Source: http://me.com
Published: Apr 26, 2006
Author: me.com
Post Date: 2006-04-26 08:53:32 by continental op
Keywords: None
Views: 191

1. Continental Op spent today welding. Dakmar spent it staring at his navel.

2. Dakmar listens to Jimi Hendrix. Continental op can play anything on anything with keys.

3. Dakmar dresses like a mid-'70s hippie reject. Continental op dresses like a 1930s bum, but he makes more money, anyway.

4. Continental op tames wild horses and drives bulldozers. Dakmar programs computers in his mother's basement.

5. Continental Op's IQ is twenty points higher than Dakmar's.

6. Coincidentally, he is also twenty-inches taller than Dakmar.

7. Dakmar lives in Hoosier land. Enough said. Continental Op lives in Missouri and breathes the same air as Jethro Tull's great friend, Martin Linstedt.

8. Dakmar spent the '70s in a hallucinigenic haze. Continental Op spent his youth, sober until he realized that sobriety doesn't pay.

9. Continental Op is a loner and a misognist, yet he maintains great working and personal relationships with a number of women. Dakmar maintains relationships with two women. One of them is his mother. This is largely because Continental Op is a bastard on the net, and a gentlemen in real life. Dakmar is an ass, wherever he goes.

10. Continental Op was banned from Free Republic in a blaze of glory and got his own thread at the biker bar in '03. Dakmar skulked off in the night with weikel, when no one was looking.

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