Al-Quaeida's latest jihad warning to America has been released, starring Osama bin Laden, patriarch of global terrorism and Islamofascism.
And rumored to be co-chair of the DNC.
This message from Osama was a clever attempt to build on the defeatism routinely dumped on anxious Americans by liberals & co-conspirators in the mainstream media.
Osma even reiterated several liberal themes:
-George Bush lied.
-America is losing the war, with absolutely no hope of prevailing.
-America should surrender now, thereby saving hundreds of billions of dollars for socialist programs.
-George Bush lied.
-Polls show that Americans want US troops withdrawn from Muslim soil immediately, and
-George Bush lied.
Sound familiar? It damned well should, because Osama has obviously been paying attention to speeches given by Howard Dean, John Murtha, John Kerry and other irresponsible Bush haters.
Only in a speech prepared by a liberal leader would one find distortions and misstatements sufficiently outrageous for unedited use in an Osama bin Laden jihad alert.
In fact, I fully expected Osama to break into an Arabic rendition of the Dean Scream6 during his anti-Bush ranting.
That and a shakedown for money would have made the OBL warning true to its Democrat roots.
Still, perhaps Osama has unwittingly helped America. That could be the case if voters reject the liberal agenda in the November elections, and return or increase Republican majorities in the House and Senate.
Remember, OBL's fear mongering just before voting day in 2004 actually helped George Bush win reelection. Here's hoping for a smashing GOP win in November!
Co-chair of DNC??? He's Smarter than Howard Dean!