Thinking of becoming a liberal?
Thinking of becoming a liberal? Consider the inconsistency and illogical thinking needed to embrace the liberal agenda:
* Huge profits are 'obscene,' unless earned by George Soros, Bill Gates, Oprha Winfrey or other famous liberals.
*Skyrocketing gasoline prices are devestating, but drilling for more oil & adding refining capacity are out of the question because of global warming and possible harm to Al Gore's career.
* Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman's right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable.
* Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when illegal immigrants from Mexico invade America.
*President Bush acted foolishly by invading Iraq, but is moving far too slowly on Iran.
* Discrimination based on race or gender is wrong. Except when waged against Caucasian men, in which case it is mandated by law & called Affirmative Action.
*Masculinity & all things male are the source of all evil, whereas feminism is liberating & spiritual in nature. Jesus was probably female, truth be known!
* Freedom of speech must never be repressed, except when hurtful to any constituency of the Democrat party.
* Tax cuts are wrong if it means returning money to the people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid no taxes.
* Christmas, the Holy Bible & other symbols of Christianity must be quashed so as to offend no one; whereas, Ramadan, the Koran & symbols of Islam must be heavily promoted in the name of religious awareness & tolerance.
* Businesses are oppressive, fascist institutions that must not be allowed to grow too large, while big government, when run by Democrats, creates wealth & happiness & must be expanded.
* Military force must never be used, except when absolutely needed to advance interests not vital to the US, or to obscure a Democrat president's sexual misconduct in the Oval Office.
The big question: Are you mindless enough to be a liberal?