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Title: Cops Investigate ‘Armed Cat’ Holding a ‘Rifle’; Turns out to Be a Stick
Source: The Daily Sheeple
URL Source: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/cops ... turns-out-to-be-a-stick_042017
Published: Apr 28, 2017
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2017-05-01 09:53:04 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 1209
Comments: 5

catrifle

“We live in such a dangerous society that we never know when terror will strike…”

At least, that must be what Newport, Oregon police thought went through the mind of the concerned citizen who snapped the above photo when they took to Facebook apparently worried that a cat sniper with a rifle was stalking the streets of Newport earlier this week.

Notice the department’s post says “reports” — as in, more than one report.

Yes. Cats with rifles.

No opposable thumbs, but… rifles.

Apparently the cat was given a verbal warning.

(The sad part is, if this was a real 9-1-1 call, no one at TDS would even be surprised.)

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Poster Comment:

That cat was one lucky feline - some chicken-shit cop might have "feared for his life" and shot the poor kitty.

Remember folks - be a good citizen and report any armed cats in your neighborhood.

"If You See Something, Say Something".

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

My daughter looooves cats. If she saw that, she would probably like to add that one to her herd. LOL

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Stoner  posted on  2017-05-01   11:13:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Stoner (#1)

My daughter looooves cats. If she saw that, she would probably like to add that one to her herd. LOL

Yeah - I'm a "cat person" too. I wouldn't give my cat a rifle though, he's tried to kill me a few times by running between my legs as I was going down the stairs.

I found this the other day:

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Deckard  posted on  2017-05-01   11:27:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Deckard (#0) (Edited)

At least, that must be what Newport, Oregon police thought went through the mind of the concerned citizen who snapped the above photo when they took to Facebook apparently worried that a cat sniper with a rifle was stalking the streets of Newport earlier this week.
That’s bullshit!

This photo of the cat has been circulating the Internet and Facebook since last July.

Newport Police 'issue warning' to cat that looks like it's holding an assault rifle.

By Lizzy Acker | The Oregonian/OregonLive

On Tuesday, the Newport Police Facebook page, which is possibly the best local police Facebook page in America, posted a picture of a cat in a tree.

But this was no regular cat-in-a-tree. The cat looked distressingly like it was holding an assault rifle.

Ultimately though, Newporters can breathe a sigh of relief, because according to the Newport Police, "Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded."

"The feline was contacted by our canine," the post continues, "and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch."

Still, the Newport Police weren't going to let the cat off scot-free.

"The cat was given a verbal warning," Newport Police said on Facebook, "for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire."

Over email, Kit O'Carra who runs the Newport Police Facebook page told us she found the picture online. We found an early iteration of the meme on Reddit from nine months ago.

"The photo has been circulating the Internet and Facebook since last July," she said, "perhaps even earlier."

"I wrote the post putting our spin on it and having a little fun with it," O'Carra added. 

-- Lizzy Acker

Gatlin  posted on  2017-05-01   12:31:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Deckard (#2)

Thanks for posting that Deck. I am passing that on to my daughter, and sons. I am sure they will really like it!

Thanks !

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt

I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2017-05-01   14:46:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Deckard (#2)

" Yeah - I'm a "cat person" too. "

If you have NetFlix, you should watch " A Street Cat Named Bob " I watched it last night. Cute movie, and it supposedly is based on a true story. You will like it!

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt

I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2017-05-01   14:52:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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