Waityoure transphobic?
You have a problem with a guy having his penis removed? Hes a chick, you asshole. God fucked up and made him a dude, but luckily we have the technology to fix that mistake. Why couldnt he just be a drag queen? Well, for one, he needs to feel a penis inside him. No, his butt doesnt count. He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vaginayou know, like all women crave. That feeling of having your vagina fucked. Its a primal urge, and to deny some woman this feeling just because shes a dude is downright barbaric.
Havent you seen all the totally functional, happily married, normal trannies walking around? They arent all dead, you know. They sell flowers at the local village and bake pies for their scores of adopted children. Theyre non-heteronormative. In fact, the only thing more normal than castrating yourself and taking tons of hormones to grow tits is chopping them off. Women who get double mastectomies and then have their cunts turned inside out are just righting a wrong. They need to have a weird cheese blintz-looking thing sticking out of their previous cooch because it feels way better than wearing a strap-on. Sure, the nerve endings arent the same as a real dick, but standing up to go pee pee is something these women were born to do. How dare you have a problem with that?
You will be totally comfortable when your daughter marries a post-op dude and you should have no problems with her smoking his blintz. When your dad tells you he is going to have his penis removed and thrown into a biowaste container at the hospital, your soul will become a placid lake of calm. Thats totally normal, dad youll say and begin to call him Mom2 from that day forward.
When Janet Mock appears on MSNBC and talks about growing up as a black chick, nobodys going to bat an eye. Well all be totally comfortable with him retroactively rewriting history and putting a skirt on all his boyhood memories.
I kid. I kid. Of course its fucking unusual. Were all transphobic. We arent blind. We see there are no old trannies. They die of drug overdoses and suicide way before theyre 40 and nobody notices because nobody knows them. They are mentally ill gays who need help, and that help doesnt include being maimed by physicians. These arent women trapped in a mans body. They are nuts trapped in a crazy persons body. I see them on the streets of New York. They are guys with tits and a sweatshirt. They wear jeans and New Balance. Whats the matter with simply being a fag who wears makeup? I think when I see them. Youre not a woman. Youre a tomboy at best. Get fucked in the ass. And ladies, if youre a butch lesbian, youre a lady with a lot of testosterone. Put a dick on a belt and fuck your girlfriend. You dont need to turn your vagina inside out. Youre not a man. You dont even know what Turf Builder is.
By pretending this is all perfectly sane, you are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves. This insane war on pronouns is about telling people what to do. It may empower you to shut down a schools computer system because they phrased your gender wrong, but thats just a game to you. To them, its a life-changing event that fucks them up. To fight against transphobia is to justify trannies. To justify trannies is to allow mentally ill people to mutilate themselves. When your actions are getting people mutilated, youre at war with them.
Its not great for women, either. Buying woman parts from a hospital and calling yourself a broad trivializes what it is to be a woman. Womanhood is not on a shelf next to wigs and makeup. Similarly, being a dude is quite involved. Ripping your vaginal canal out of your fly doesnt mean you are going to start inventing shit and knowing how cement works. Being a man is awesome. So is being a woman. We should revere these creations, not revel in their bastardization. Being gay is a weird quirk that happens at birth. Its like being an albino. If youre born that way, you shouldnt fight it. You dont need to change who you are. In fact, doing so is sexist, misandrist, homophobic, and further damages the lives of the mentally ill.