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Title: Dear Abby , Must read.
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Published: Sep 13, 2016
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Post Date: 2016-09-13 17:45:11 by Stoner
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Views: 686
Comments: 3

Dear Abby , Must read.

MUST READ, PLEASE READ TO THE END!!!!!

Dear Abby

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.

I know he`s cheated on me many times with younger women and some girls who could be his granddaughters.

He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive wine and booze day and night.

We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and big bottom turn him off!

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated .....

Mad as Hell

Dear Mad as Hell

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p. Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!

Remember ......you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!


Saw this on another site. Thought it was funny, thought I would share with you all. LOL

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#1. To: Stoner (#0)

Dear Mad as Hell

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p. Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!

Remember ......you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!

I told this one to my wife when Bill was running for re- election, (see the one small change)

Dear Mad as Hell

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p. Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!

Remember ......you`re hubby is running for President of the United States!

She was NOT amused...

tpaine  posted on  2016-09-13   17:54:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: tpaine (#1)

" She was NOT amused... "

Really ?? I thought it was funny as hell.

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"I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2016-09-13   18:00:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Stoner (#2)

My wife was an irrational democrat. (I put up with it for 52 years tho, -- being a saint)

But aren't they all?

tpaine  posted on  2016-09-13   23:56:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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