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Title: Have You Noticed: LF Stats are Skewed?
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Published: May 3, 2015
Author: buckeroo
Post Date: 2015-05-03 08:28:19 by buckeroo
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Views: 30869
Comments: 100
For almost any article on LF, anymore, there are thousands of views. Have you noticed? For a wee little chit-chat channel on the out-skirts of the Internet with little meaningful existence, the stats are of no significance anymore as the views/posts ratio are dramatically skewed into absurdity.
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#61. To: Gatlin, TooConservative, A K A Stone, Pinguinite, Liberator (#60)
Let him have his fun.... tater .. you are too much phun. Please don't tell these fine posters your story again. I am confident they might just YAWWWWWNNNNNNN.
Just think ... this fine story can be told to your wee little grandson. You can start the great story, by saying ... "one niight on the Internet there was this ebil buckeroo and he pulled the chit-chat channels down right while I was typing bullshit! And then I told him off about 20 minutes later after he released his DoS attack! Yeah, it was all I could do as tater to observe and respect."
Tough call...
"The Lord shall preserve you from all evil; He shall preserve your soul.” (Psalm 121:7)
Ah, excellent recall....I can see that alcohol hasn't killed off too many of your memory cells. BTW - What can something like One Million Clicks software or Web Traffic Simulator do? Can they generate a greatly increased fake traffic count? Just askin’ …
I shall be happy to help you in your anguish, tater. Minor "ping" applications reveal the same IP addy; in fact you can perform the same using some MS_DOS commands if you wanted to learn how to use your machine. These applications you bring up are relational; they are static and don't mean much other than a "ping." They don't reveal tens of thousands of IPs to an Internet server as this vibrant LF forum. But, you use the tried & true click the manual mouse, 'eh?
You could use a Tor proxy to generate a lot of different IP addresses.
Being someone intimately familiar with trying to create fake traffic, I am not surprised you would be curious about this. Must really grind your gears stone put the halt to you using multi ids, and frustrating to you that you haven't figured out yet how to do it anonymously without getting busted. You're such a sad little cretin.
One that bugs and bothers you constantly as I continue to agitate you into becoming increasingly perplexed and completely irritated….as I just did once again. I do hope that I have spoiled your evening. If not, it isn’t because I haven’t tried. Of course I will continue to do so…as I am having loads of fun.
Interesting to see so many page views on some threads. That seems excessive, beyond what you'd expect from the search spiders. Perhaps it should be looked at more if it's using up your bandwidth. The 125K views is surprising, but it was posted in 2010, so that comes to less than 2K per month. The servers BW allotment easily covers the current load so I'm not worried right now.
You have to wonder when the traffic occurred, since 2010 or a burst of pageviews more recently. Maybe someone is linking to these these threads for some reason.
You could use a Tor proxy to generate a lot of different IP addresses. Apparently it is not necessary for him to even do that. It seems the One Million Clicks software program has an integrated Internet Explorer browser. Whereby the specified visits to the thread at intervals specified simulates a real visit on that page. Consequently, all scripts, images, counters and so on contained by that web page will be also refreshed. Therefore when using the embedded proxy module, he can simulate traffic from all over the world so nobody can detect that his traffic is coming from a single computer.
Yea...."maybe."
He certainly has, no one else caught this. Buck's abilities are amazing.
Seems a little paranoid when there are other possible and even likely possibilities. You do have kind of a thing for a few members of the forum like Deckard and buckeroo. Your hostility to them is unrelenting, almost habitual. So, of course, your suspicions naturally turn toward them. Neil would have to use a log analyzer utility to build up stats on LF's web log, based on time and IP addresses. It's the only way to learn more. He seems satisfied with the situation as is.
Do you really think I am as stupid as you to place solar panels where you are looking? Yea, I do. lol
Every society gets the kind of criminal it deserves. What is equally true is that every community gets the kind of law enforcement it insists on. Robert Kennedy
Fred Mertz: That explains everything. Looking past the sarcasm for a real explanation, someone is probably using a software program to simulate real web traffic on a specified page from all over the world from different IPs. The traffic amount, or clicks per second, are precisely controlled. It carries full support for cookies, Java, Java Script, XML and etc. The program is smart and stops itself when the targeted amount of traffic is reached. The user defined settings and statistics are saved to disk and reloaded automatically the next time the program starts. It even saves projects to disk and easy to use with an embedded help system. It maintains lists of web sites and different traffic settings for each web site can be specified. There is the capability to temporarily suspend, pause, the activity and then resume it. And OMG. it can generate traffic on multiple threads simultaneously with multithreading technology. It is highly customizable, portable. Using the program requires no installation and all someone has to do is just download it and run it. Now, that explains everything better….right, Fred?
lol
"Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)" ...
Can't say that I've ever done the real thick chops before. I usually smoke/grille 4-5lb butts/shoulders and breading loins to make sandwiches. I buy all of my spices from a place in Chicago called The Spice House, everything is ground/mixed fresh every couple of days. Much better than what you find in the stores cause in the stores you don't know how long it's been on the shelf. They have all kinds of spice mixtures made for all the different meats and most of them are really good. They have 4 or 5 mixtures that go good on pork, you should check it out. http://www.thespicehouse.com/
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Nah, retaliatory is the proper description. And I am not hostile...I carry no prejudiced, spiteful or malevolent ill will. On the contrary....I am friendly, favorable, well-disposed well-meaning and non threatening in my retaliation.
What you have are accusations, not evidence. There are plenty of other ways to write scripts or compile programs to scrape a site or generate hits. You're way too focused on this Million Clicks thing. You might recall that I demonstrated back at LP how easy it is to roll up a short Bash script to do such things. Easy enough that anyone can do it, especially Linux users and Mac people who run an OS that comes with all the needed tools (which Windows mostly lacks out of the box).
Nah, not accusations. I will cop to an allusive or oblique remark....or hint. Albeit typically a disparaging one.
I like your explanation better. It seems easier.
Important matters like shilling for fed.gov and the SPLC, and attempting to deflect from yukon's gayness? Get over yourself ass-clown. We have been told to shut up, but we will never shut up. No one told you to shut up. We are all amused by your attempts to make yourself relevant.
You are always on the wrong side of that line. It is high time that you realize that amusement is a powerful antidote for your extreme stress, pain and conflict. Nothing will work faster or more dependably to bring both your mind and your body back into balance than laughter. With some humor in your life, you can lighten your burdens, inspire hope and possible connect you to others from your isolated depraved world filled with hate. Learn to lighten up…
shilling yukon's gayness ass-clown. shut up He's like a 12 year old girl... still talking about last years old jokes. Always trashing the place up... contributing zero but name calling and yella journalism.
Every society gets the kind of criminal it deserves. What is equally true is that every community gets the kind of law enforcement it insists on. Robert Kennedy
You obviously have zero idea what these words mean, or actually think you affect me in any way. Either way, I will tell you a little secret, you merely amuse me, your posturing ploy is just that. When I said you were a sad little cretin, it's quite true, and amusing to watch, since you are so loathsome. How's your good buddy Pukeon? Tell him I said GFY, lol(!!!!!)
He is so pitifully sad, being abandoned by the joys of life with no purpose in life but to try and spread misery in his feeling of great distress. I cannot imagine being like him, waking up every morning with the sole purpose of finding pain and misery….then trying to load it on others in his discomforted state of mind.
You must be talking about the spam routine?
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Sweet irony! Deckard is a bounty hunter with the San Francisco Police Department, who goes after "andys" as they are called. He begins the story as a selfish, self-involved cop who sees no value in android life. His experiences within the novel cause him to develop empathy towards androids and all living things.
The Patriot Militia, Inc.
"It is the mission of the Canary Clan to Fixed. Oh...you forget "monumental stupidity" and "insanity."
Fixed. Oh, but I didn’t forget anything….I never do. I gave serious thought to the issues of stupidity and insanity. In doing so, I took into account that stupidity is the lack of rationality while insanity is linked with the presence of abnormality. Ergo, the reason I did not discuss stupidity and insanity was because you were not personally mentioned in the information block. And honestly, I just could see no logical reason to mention your intellectual or mental shortcomings. After careful and due consideration, I have decided that the information block will continue to stand as is....like this:
What a maroon! “… a maroon?”
This one fits you better: Are we still having fun???
Nice selfie toolbag.
That's not me....I am not the one who can't spell moron. Giving proper credit and attribution to the correct source of the problem can be vitally important to creditability….something which you clearly like.
He has no idea what the concept of humor is so you're wasting your time.
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Those were fun days. I thoroughly enjoyed them.
We used to be a land where we gave up our lives to protect our freedom. Now we give up our freedom to protect our lives.
I watch him hit LP with a DoS attack one late night when he and I were the only ones on the thread. Of course, he would not acknowledge that he did it.
#62. To: Gatlin (#60)
I watch him hit LP with a DoS attack one late night when he and I were the only ones on the thread. Of course, he would not acknowledge that he did it.
#63. To: buckeroo (#26)
#64. To: buckeroo, TooConservative, A K A Stone, Pinguinite, Liberator (#62)
(Edited)
"one niight on the Internet there was this ebil buckeroo and he pulled the chit-chat channels down right while I was typing bullshit! And then I told him off about 20 minutes later after he released his DoS attack! Yeah, it was all I could do as tater to observe and respect."
Warning
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2. If you are generating lots of traffic on a 3rd party web site (for example your web host service provider) in order to test server's capacity under stress, you need to consult with the owner of the web site first. At least, don't do it for an extended period of time. If you are storming a shared web server other users may be disturbed by your action.
[...]
http://www.soft.tahionic.com/download-million-clicks/
#65. To: Gatlin (#64)
BTW - What can something like One Million Clicks software or Web Traffic Simulator do? Can they generate a greatly increased fake traffic count? Just askin’ …
#66. To: buckeroo (#65)
Minor "ping" applications reveal the same IP addy
#67. To: Gatlin (#64)
Can they generate a greatly increased fake traffic count? Just askin’ …
#68. To: Dead Culture Watch (#67)
You're such a sad little cretin.
#69. To: TooConservative (#58)
#70. To: Pinguinite (#69)
#71. To: TooConservative (#66)
Minor "ping" applications reveal the same IP addy
#72. To: TooConservative (#70)
Maybe someone is linking to these these threads for some reason.
#73. To: redleghunter, buckeroo (#14)
Well...have you been paying attention around here....
#74. To: Gatlin (#72)
Yea...."maybe."
#75. To: Gatlin (#38)
(Edited)
To: buckeroo
#76. To: Fred Mertz, hondo68 (#5)
(Edited)
hondo68: It's the ACLU, The Southern Poverty Law Center, and Stormfront monitoring the Canary Klan's posts, for talking points.
The Canary Clan is concerned with important matters rather than trivialities and stands for logical reasoning. It is the mission of the Canary Clan to criticize and correct injustice, inhuman cruelty, bigotry, brainwashing, disinformation and obfuscation of truth. We have been told to shut up, but we will never shut up. We will continue to speak out against bullying, cruelty, harassment, hate and abuse.
Long live freedom of speech, long live the Canary Clan and God Bless America!
#77. To: GrandIsland (#75)
(Edited)
#78. To: TooConservative (#74)
#79. To: buckeroo (#24)
Do you enjoy farmer's syle pork chops? I do. These are the thick, juicy cuts of pork chops that are rarely served restaurants. Most restaurants (even the best ones) serve silly, salted thin pork chops that are fast cooked by some illegal Mexican called , "a chef."
#80. To: TooConservative (#74)
(Edited)
Your hostility to them is unrelenting, almost habitual.
#81. To: Gatlin (#80)
#82. To: TooConservative (#81)
What you have are accusations, not evidence.
#83. To: TooConservative (#81)
There are plenty of other ways to write scripts or compile programs to scrape a site or generate hits. You're way too focused on this Million Clicks thing. You might recall that I demonstrated back at LP how easy it is to roll up a short Bash script to do such things. Easy enough that anyone can do it, especially Linux users and Mac people who run an OS that comes with all the needed tools (which Windows mostly lacks out of the box).
#84. To: Gatlin (#76)
(Edited)
The Canary Clan is concerned with important matters
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#85. To: Deckard (#84)
We are all amused by your attempts to make yourself relevant.
Sonny, I am more than just “relevant.” I have always had significant and demonstrable bearing on the matters at hand at all times by constantly affording strong evidence that proves or disproves the matters at issue or under discussion. The information I present is applicable, apposite, apropos, germane, relative and pertinent. I present more social relevance in one sentence that you can ever try to have in hundreds of your posts. There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tradedy, humor and hurt ~ Erma Bombeck
#86. To: Gatlin (#76)
Deckard ~
#87. To: Gatlin (#68)
agitate you into becoming increasingly perplexed and completely irritated….as I just did once again. I d
#88. To: GrandIsland (#86)
#89. To: Deckard (#84)
We are all amused by your attempts to make yourself relevant.
#90. To: Dekard, Gatlin (#85)
(Edited)
Has anyone bothered to research Deckard's screen name?
#91. To: Gatlin, hondo68, Deckard, Dead Culture Watch (#76)
(Edited)
Gatlin:
criticize and correct promote injustice, inhuman cruelty, bigotry, brainwashing, disinformation and obfuscation of truth."
#92. To: Liberator, hondo68, Deckard, Dead Culture Watch (#91)
It is the mission of the Canary Clan to
criticize and correct promote injustice, inhuman cruelty, bigotry, brainwashing, disinformation and obfuscation of truth.
Oh...you forget "monumental stupidity" and "insanity."Touché - for that direct hit on my notable and somewhat worthy opponent.
Furthermore, the information block is fully auspicious in every manner in that it has the inherent successful adjective quality function to appear at fitting moments and advantageous times. Therefore, we will leave it as it is. However, I do want to sincerely thank you for trying to give me what you thought to be kind and wise advice….I trust that did not tax you too much. The Canary Clan is concerned with important matters rather than trivialities and stands for logical reasoning. It is the mission of the Canary Clan to criticize and correct injustice, inhuman cruelty, bigotry, brainwashing, disinformation and obfuscation of truth. We have been told to shut up, but we will never shut up. We will continue to speak out against bullying, cruelty, harassment, hate and abuse.
Long live freedom of speech, long live the Canary Clan and God Bless America!
#93. To: Gatlin, Liberator, Deckard, Dead Culture Watch (#92)
inherent successful adjective quality function to appear at fitting moments and advantageous times
Canaries of Bohemian Grove
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#94. To: hondo68, Liberator, Deckard, Dead Culture Watch (#93)
What a maroon!
Learn how to spell or just don’t post on LF.
Better you be silent and thought of as an idiot,
than to post and remove all doubt!
~ paraphrasing Mark Twain.
#95. To: Gatlin (#94)
“… a maroon?”
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#96. To: hondo68 (#95)
(Edited)
#97. To: Gatlin, hondo68 (#96)
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#98. To: Deckard, hondo68 (#97)
Nice selfie toolbag.
#99. To: hondo68 (#95)
#100. To: Liberator (#44)
I would put the hilarity of your exchanges up there with past sneakypete-meguro or sneakypete-yukon, or We The People-yukon.
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