The Internet loves conspiracy theories and the internet loves Tim Tebow, so it was only a matter of time before someone decided to combine the two things -- and that's exactly what happened on Wednesday when someone wrote an insanely long email to Tebow's new teammate: Eagles offensive lineman Evan Mathis. The first question you probably have is: When did people start emailing their Tim Tebow conspiracy theories to Evan Mathis? I have no idea, but it happened and Mathis generously decided to share it with the world.
Our conspiracy theorist believes that the NFL is a tool of the New World Order and that the league is trying to hold Tebow down while propping up other players like uses Michael Sam, who's not even in the league anymore.
The NFL is a tool of the New World Order so they are not using its popularity to teach Americans Marxist PC social lessons like Christianity is unacceptable and homosexuality is wonderful via Michael Sam and Tebow. The NFL actually called around the league to try to get a team to take Michael Sam, which is blatant collusion and against the rules. If they would collude for Sam, then it not stretch that they would collude against Tebow.
Let's not stop there though. Next, our conspiracy theorist brings John Elway into this.
In 2011, John Elway was trying to sabotage Tebow every step of the way. They put him behind inferior QBs on the depth chart and then trade his best receiver Brandon Lloyd away when Tebow was named starter. Tebow and Lloyd had success together in 2010.
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like NFL defensive coordinators would have been the opposite of threatened by a Tebow-Lloyd pass catching combination. Anyway, back to our conspiracy theorist, who believes the Broncos were purposely calling bad plays in 2011 to hinder Tebow.
Part of Tebow's late game success was also that [Denver] called very predictable plays for the first three quarters to sabotage Tebow. It was only at the end of games that they let up because it would be too obvious otherwise. Even in that playoff game vs. [the Steelers] they had 20 points at halftime and went super conservative in the second half to stifle Tebow before the eventual OT score. They could have put up 30 or 35 otherwise.
Take that Steelers fans: TEBOW WOULD HAVE BEAT YOU BY 20 if not for poor coaching.
Now back to the manifesto. Just when you think this guy's going to talk about Tebow's career in Denver the entire time, he drops a bomb on us.
Tebow's time with the Jets was to get him to NYC to get him to sell-out and join the Illuminati/New World Order.
You hear that Roger Goodell? This guys on to you.
Now I know what you're thinking, "How did this guy even get Mathis' email address and once he got it, why did he send this nonsense to Mathis?"
Evan?
Mathis should probably change his email address.
If you want to read through this guy's entire manifesto, you can do that here, but don't click if you're easily offended.
Some Tim Tebow conspiracy theories are more interesting than others. (USATSI)