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Title: Lesbian couple spend 13,000 on mail order Danish semen and fertility treatment so their child will look like a Viking - because British sperm 'doesn't cut the mustard'
Source: Daily Mail Online
URL Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art ... sperm-doesn-t-cut-mustard.html
Published: Mar 31, 2015
Author: Emma Glanfield for MailOnline
Post Date: 2015-03-31 09:16:48 by cranky
Keywords: None
Views: 18757
Comments: 88

  • Kelly and Anna Cooke have bought sperm from Denmark to get pregnant
  • They said they ventured abroad as British sperm 'doesn't cut the mustard'
  • 34-year-olds have spent £13,000 on Danish semen and fertility treatment
  • Anna is now pregnant via IVF using Scandinavian sperm and Kelly's eggs

A lesbian couple have spent £13,000 having Danish semen and fertility treatment shipped to their British home so their child will look like a Viking.

Kelly and Anna Cooke, both 34, have chosen to buy sperm from Denmark because they want their child to have blonde hair and blue eyes and because British sperm 'doesn't cut the mustard'.

The married couple, from Camberley, Surrey, used Kelly's eggs for the insemination after receiving £300-a-time vials of Danish sperm in the post and later successfully conceived via IVF.

Anna and Kelly Cooke (right), from Surrey, have chosen to buy sperm from Denmark because they want their child to have blonde hair and blue eyes just like them and because UK sperm 'doesn't cut the mustard'

Anna and Kelly Cooke (right), from Surrey, have chosen to buy sperm from Denmark because they want their child to have blonde hair and blue eyes just like them and because UK sperm 'doesn't cut the mustard'

The married couple used Kelly's eggs for the insemination after receiving £300-a-time vials of Danish sperm in the post. Anna is now pregnant and they are expecting their baby in late July

The married couple used Kelly's eggs for the insemination after receiving £300-a-time vials of Danish sperm in the post. Anna is now pregnant and they are expecting their baby in late July

Anna put herself forward to carry the child so that they both had an input into the pregnancy and, after a heart-breaking miscarriage, she is now five months pregnant.

Kelly, a buildings manager, said: 'Danish sperm is the best in the world and such high quality.

'British sperm is more than double the price and just doesn't cut the mustard.

'At least with a Dane we knew our baby would be attractive and blonde like us.

'I suppose he would look a bit like a Viking, but we want our son to look like us.'

The pair, who got legally married in February, ordered their Danish semen from Cryos International - the world's largest sperm bank which has a motto of: ‘Congratulations, it’s a Viking’.

However, after inseminating Anna with four vials of Danish sperm, she had still not fallen pregnant so they forked out £5,000 for a round of IVF treatment.

The couple said they chose to go to Denmark to buy the sperm because they wanted their child to look like them - blonde with blue eyes. Both women are naturally blonde, although Anna dyes her hair dark brown

The couple said they chose to go to Denmark to buy the sperm because they wanted their child to look like them - blonde with blue eyes. Both women are naturally blonde, although Anna dyes her hair dark brown

Anna (left) put herself forward to carry the child so that they both had an input into the pregnancy and, after a heart-breaking miscarriage, she is now five months pregnant. The pair are delighted with the results of IVF

Anna (left) put herself forward to carry the child so that they both had an input into the pregnancy and, after a heart-breaking miscarriage, she is now five months pregnant. The pair are delighted with the results of IVF

Anna shows of her baby bump (left) while partner Kelly (centre) and a friend look on
The couple pictured on their wedding day last year. They said they are 'so pleased' they finally have a baby on the way

Anna shows of her baby bump (left) while partner Kelly (centre) and a friend look on. Right: The couple pictured on their wedding day last year. They said they are 'so pleased' they finally have a baby on the way

That worked but she miscarried, so they spent another £5,000 on IVF and have so far bought ten vials of Dutch sperm.

Anna is due to give birth on July 23 but the couple want to keep the sex of their fair-haired baby secret for the time being.

Anna, a chef, who dyes her hair brown, said: 'We are just so pleased that after spending £13,000 we finally have a little one on the way.

'It doesn't matter that we have rinsed our savings and scrimped and saved for years to get where we are.'

Her partner added: 'With my eggs and Anna carrying the baby, he or she really is ours and we couldn't be happier.'

The couple are eagerly awaiting the arrival of their little one, but have chosen to keep the sex a secret for now

The couple are eagerly awaiting the arrival of their little one, but have chosen to keep the sex a secret for now

Kelly and Anna are among thousands of British women who are flocking to Denmark to buy foreign sperm

Kelly and Anna are among thousands of British women who are flocking to Denmark to buy foreign sperm

CONGRATULATIONS IT'S A VIKING! WHY WOMEN FLOCK ABROAD FOR SPERM

Danish sperm now accounts for a third of the total used by British fertility clinics.

Women from all over the world are choosing to go Scandinavian when they need a sperm donor, with shortages of homegrown sperm and better service cited as the main reasons for doing so.

According to Dr Alan Pacey, a fertility expert at the University of Sheffield, people prefer going abroad because of a lack of British sperm donors.

He said: 'We don't have enough donors in the UK to meet the national need. We don't have the clinic infrastructure sufficient to recruit enough donors - even when men want to donate.

'Often there simply isn't the size and scale within small NHS clinics to consider having a donor recruitment programme - plus if you're not confident that sufficient men are going to ring up and become sperm donors, the economics of it simply aren't going to work.'

Danish clinic Cryos International – which is the world's largest sperm bank – is also popular because of its customer service, according to experts.

Laura Witjens, CEO of the National Gamete Donation Trust, said: 'It's much easier for a British clinic to order sperm from Denmark which is Fed-exed the next day than to try and recruit their own donors and all the hassle that goes with them.

'The Danish model is customer service driven. It knows how to deal well with customers, it has a good website, and that's what we could do in the UK as well - it's not rocket science.'

Choice: Denmark's sperm banks, among them Cryos, deploy excellent customer service to help boost sales

Choice: Denmark's sperm banks, among them Cryos, deploy excellent customer service to help boost sales

Dr Pacey added: 'Denmark is geographically close to the UK. I think there's some sort of philosophical and intellectual bond that we have with Denmark.'

Most women flocking to Denmark for sperm are lesbians or single women in their 30s and 40s who do not see why a lack of partner should be a barrier to motherhood.

It is only in the past few years that there has been a 'Viking invasion' of Britain, due to changes in the law that banned anonymous sperm donation in Britain, leading to a rapid decline in donors.

A British sperm donor has to be prepared for the fact that any resulting child will have the right to trace them at the age of 18.

However, Danish sperm donors aren't anonymous and the detail given about the donor is extensive, which is part of the attraction.

With a British sperm donor, you get a number and choice of hair colour, while Danish sperm donors offer detail you can imagine including family background, job description, education and pictures of the man as a baby or child.

One expert said: 'Donors write personal messages about why they are a donor. You even get to hear their voice.'

The Cryos clinic has been running for 25 years and boasts 30,000 babies born worldwide. But a Viking baby doesn't come cheap, with Danish sperm bought over the internet and delivered to an address in Britain costing £460.

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#1. To: cranky (#0)

Poor women are sexually confused.

A K A Stone  posted on  2015-03-31   9:18:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: cranky (#0)

It's a novel way to continue the Viking legacy. Time was that a Dane had to row across the North Sea and indulge in rape, along with the usual pillaging and burning, in order to "deliver the package" to British girls. But now it can all be done by Royal Mail. Convenient.

One thing hasn't changed: the Brits still pay the Danes who impregnate them, one way or another.

Ah the good old days...

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   9:23:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Vicomte13 (#2)

It's a novel way to continue the Viking legacy. Time was that a Dane had to row across the North Sea and indulge in rape, along with the usual pillaging and burning, in order to "deliver the package" to British girls. But now it can all be done by Royal Mail. Convenient.

One thing hasn't changed: the Brits still pay the Danes who impregnate them, one way or another.

Ah the good old days...

What an interesting historical analysis.

No doubt this article is a plug for the History Channel's "Vikings.'

"For the Lord is our Judge, The Lord is our Lawgiver, The Lord is our King; He will save us" (Isaiah 33:22)

redleghunter  posted on  2015-03-31   9:34:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: A K A Stone (#1)

Poor women are sexually confused.

I'm sure that won't affect their parenting.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can add and those that can't

cranky  posted on  2015-03-31   9:38:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Vicomte13 (#2)

Ah the good old days...

Oh, those dotty Brits and their traditions.

Where would the world be without them?

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can add and those that can't

cranky  posted on  2015-03-31   9:39:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: redleghunter (#3) (Edited)

What an interesting historical analysis.

No doubt this article is a plug for the History Channel's "Vikings.'

I come by it honestly. I'm part Danish, part Irish. (And being Irish means, inevitably, a second part Danish...the Irish are all involuntary Scandinavians. History...what a bitch). They...er we...(it's so confusing) came to England for the money. They came to Ireland for the redheads. We came to Normandy for both, and ended up getting, well...Normandy, which is to say, a rainy cow pasture. So we learned French and learned how to ride in armor, to use lance and shield, and we went back over to England from Normandy, for the money of course. At least some of us. The wiser half decided that, really, being French is better than being English, and became things like Vicomtes and the like. Turns out those Norman cow pastures produce really, REALLY good cheese and butter, and the orchards produce the world's best cider, and Calvados. It's a shame John Calvin wasn't born about 50 miles west, because then he would have been a Norman instead of a Flamand, and he would have had better things to drink and would have stayed Catholic. (The French Protestants came out of the parts of France that have no red wine. It is not an accident.)

Here's an old ditty from Kipling that I like.

The Dane-Geld

A.D. 980-1016

IT is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation to call upon a neighbour and to say:-- "We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight, Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld, and the people who ask it explain, that you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld and then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, to puff and look important and to say:-- "Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you. We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld; but we've proved it again and again, that if once you have paid him the Dane-geld you never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation, for fear they should succumb and go astray; so when you are requested to pay up or be molested, you will find it better policy to say:--

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld, no matter how trifling the cost; for the end of that game is oppression and shame, and the nation that plays it is lost!"

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   9:41:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: cranky, redleghunter, Liberator (#0)

I wonder how long it will take after the child's birth for these 2 nincompoops to try and track down the donor so they can take him to court to get child support money.

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   9:53:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Vicomte13 (#6)

I come by it honestly. I'm part Danish, part Irish. (And being Irish means, inevitably, a second part Danish...the Irish are all involuntary Scandinavians. History...what a bitch). They...er we...(it's so confusing) came to England for the money.

Yes my fully Irish side of the family. Fair hair, blue or green eyes broad shoulders and also some very tall.

"For the Lord is our Judge, The Lord is our Lawgiver, The Lord is our King; He will save us" (Isaiah 33:22)

redleghunter  posted on  2015-03-31   11:15:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: CZ82, cranky, liberator, Vicomte13 (#7)

I wonder how long it will take after the child's birth for these 2 nincompoops to try and track down the donor so they can take him to court to get child support money.

Wow, LOL, like a 'pillage' in reverse. Revenge for the rape and pillage of the British Isles by the Vikings.

"For the Lord is our Judge, The Lord is our Lawgiver, The Lord is our King; He will save us" (Isaiah 33:22)

redleghunter  posted on  2015-03-31   11:17:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: redleghunter, CZ82, cranky, liberator (#9)

They'll have to get a Danish court to agree to make Sven pay the child support.

Doesn't seem likely.

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   11:22:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: CZ82 (#7) (Edited)

I wonder how long it will take after the child's birth for these 2 nincompoops to try and track down the donor so they can take him to court to get child support money.

Presumably, the sales contract for the semen protects the donor from such lawsuits.

But I wonder who's on the hook for any birth defects.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can add and those that can't

cranky  posted on  2015-03-31   11:43:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: cranky (#0)

"Lesbian couple spend £13,000 on mail order Danish semen and fertility treatment so their child will look like a Viking"

This is the look they're going for:

misterwhite  posted on  2015-03-31   11:45:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: cranky, redleghunter (#11)

But I wonder who's on the hook for any birth defects.

If the kid grows up to be straight I can guess who. :)

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   11:46:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Vicomte13 (#10)

They'll have to get a Danish court to agree to make Sven pay the child support.

I wonder who they would sue.

This company has been around since 1987.

They must have figured out how to stop any paternity/financial claims against the donors by now.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can add and those that can't

cranky  posted on  2015-03-31   11:57:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: A K A Stone (#1)

Poor women are sexually confused.

And so is a society that accepts this warped crap.

Btw, you're using the term "women" loosely, aren't you? :-) These kinds of lesbos are...women in name only.

These mental/spiritual defectives and their like-minded advocates (who've hijacked high place in gubmint, the academe, and media) are mentally warped and demon-possessed. Of that I have no doubt. But this is exactly the chaotic society the soul-less anti-Christ secular humanists and heathens have envisioned, endorsed and re-created to replace the Judeo-Christian ideals, morals and ethics.

Down = Up, Evil = Good, Ugly = Beautiful, Sick = Healthy. Dead = Alive.

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:13:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Vicomte13 (#2)

It's a novel way to continue the Viking legacy. Time was that a Dane had to row across the North Sea and indulge in rape, along with the usual pillaging and burning, in order to "deliver the package" to British girls. But now it can all be done by Royal Mail. Convenient.

Humorous, ironic perspective.

I wonder if that "Viking package" was delivered straight from a Viking bathhouse.

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:16:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: redleghunter (#3)

No doubt this article is a plug for the History Channel's "Vikings.'

Heh, wouldn't surprise me. (Haven't watched it in a while -- have the producers yet portrayed the "Vikings" speaking with a lisp and paying a bit to much attention to the shade of pastel on their sail?)

The "History" channel has...disappointed all too often.

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:20:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: cranky (#4)

I'm sure that won't affect their parenting.

'Helga Has Two Mommies'

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:21:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Vicomte13, redleghunter, TooConservative, Grand Island (#6)

I come by it honestly. I'm part Danish, part Irish....

They...er we...(it's so confusing) came to England for the money. They came to Ireland for the redheads. We came to Normandy for both, and ended up getting, well...Normandy, which is to say, a rainy cow pasture. So we learned French and learned how to ride in armor, to use lance and shield, and we went back over to England from Normandy, for the money of course. At least some of us. The wiser half decided that, really, being French is better than being English, and became things like Vicomtes and the like.

Wait...where? Who?? What??

Classic Vic. (and I mean that in a good, entertaining way.)

I wouldn't want to delve into my background too deeply. That Sicilian side is sure to have...Arab blood somehow, someway down the line. Sicily has arguably been the most invaded island in history..as evidence by the common incidence of red hair, blue eyes, and darker olive skin. AND, occasional nasty disposition (so I hear ;-)

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: CZ82 (#13)

:)

"For the Lord is our Judge, The Lord is our Lawgiver, The Lord is our King; He will save us" (Isaiah 33:22)

redleghunter  posted on  2015-03-31   12:29:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Liberator (#16)

Viking bathhouse

A sauna? Nah. Too hot to have sex in a sauna. A burning village hut, maybe.

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   12:33:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: CZ82, cranky, redleghunter (#7)

I wonder how long it will take after the child's birth for these 2 nincompoops to try and track down the donor so they can take him to court to get child support money.

HA! Would love that. (Is David Crosby living in Denmark now??)

The lawsuit depends of a couple of important factors:

Was the sperm part of "Viking sperm cocktail" so as to prevent any such "tracking down" or liability?

OR...whether the Lesbo couple hoping for a male who is feminine, or female who acts masculine. Can they sue for "lack of gender identity expectations"? They can't be hoping for any traditional normal kid possessing any instinctive values, can they?

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:42:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Liberator (#19)

You're a Sicilian.

Well, THAT explains a lot.

You know, the Normans got to Sicily too. Created the "Kingdom of the Two Sicilies" and all that.

Going North to South, my peeps come from the Lappland, from Denmark, Holland, Scotland, Ireland, Normandy, Alsace and the Basque country.

Some were Protestant. Some were Catholic. Some milked reindeer. Some rode horses and were lords of the manor. Some ate haggis and other squidgy things. (I actually like haggis, which is odd. I also really, truly like English food, which is blasphemy.) But did they have anything, anything at all in common (other than me, but I didn't exist yet...imagine THAT family reunion!)?

Yes, all of that welter of nations, that range of Gentiles, has one center axle on which it turns, one polestar to which all of those different, foreign-from- each-other eyes eagerly turned:

Herring.

My family trees are unified by herring.

Sild er lykke. (Herring is happiness.)

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   12:46:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Vicomte13 (#21)

A sauna? Nah. Too hot to have sex in a sauna.

Didn't necessarily have to be conducted in a sauna. The entire bathhouse facility is considered "THE BED." Lol

But anyway, isn't sex-in-a-bathhouse a homosexual rite of passage? ;-)

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   12:46:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Liberator (#22)

the Lesbo couple hoping for a male who is feminine

If they want that, DENMARK is not the place to go to get it. They'd be better off buying the local English product.

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   12:52:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: redleghunter, Liberator (#20)

Well you know damn well someone has got to pay for their mistakes in life, and it sure isn't going to be the dykes.

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   12:53:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Liberator (#22)

HA! Would love that. (Is David Crosby living in Denmark now??)

Didn't he just recently run someone down in his precious little Tesla?

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   12:55:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: cranky (#14)

They must have figured out how to stop any paternity/financial claims against the donors by now.

If Europe is as bad Judicially as it is here, nothing/nobody is safe.

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   12:57:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Liberator (#24)

But anyway, isn't sex-in-a-bathhouse a homosexual rite of passage? ;-)

A sauna is a log cabin that stands alone in the snow. You go in naked, and sweat, beat each other with birch branches, scrub the skin with the loofa, then when your body temp is around 104 you walk down barefoot through the snow to the lake, take the axe, chop a hole in the ice and jump in. Yes, everybody's in there nekkid. But it's not a place for hanky panky. That'd be, well, that'd be wrong. Sacrilegious. Odin would disapprove. You'd lose Valhalla for that. No herring for you.

The steamy, dreamy bathhouse is more of a Roman thing.

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   13:04:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: CZ82 (#28)

If Europe is as bad Judicially as it is here, nothing/nobody is safe.

Europe is generally a whole lot more sensible judicially than we are.

I know the French justice system intimately. If I were innocent of a crime or a tort, I would definitely prefer to by tried there. If I were guilty, I'd prefer being tried here, because I could hire some Johnny Cochrane-type and get off.

Over there, the legal system is boring, bureaucratic, predictable, a civil service.

Over here, it's a corrupt casino manned by political appointees, with capricious juries and razzle-dazzle-'em attorneys.

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   13:07:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Vicomte13 (#23) (Edited)

You're a Sicilian.

Well, THAT explains a lot.

Maybe it would, eh? Heh! (I'm half Sicilian heritage. Mom side. She was a real b*tch on wheels. Unfortunately for me, those wheels were a BULLDOZER's :-(

You know, the Normans got to Sicily too. Created the "Kingdom of the Two Sicilies" and all that.

Didn't know this particular history. Even YOU guys stormed the island? It would explain the red hair and blues eyes attributes of some Sicilians, wouldn't it? (I'd presume the anger-management problems and passions are the result of Arab/African DNA.)

Going North to South, my peeps come from the Lappland, from Denmark, Holland, Scotland, Ireland, Normandy, Alsace and the Basque country.

That's quite a cocktail of DNA. (Among other traits) It might explain your instinctive sense of dairy use that has caused you to consider commercializing deer milk (which I think is a great idea.)

Some were Protestant. Some were Catholic. Some milked reindeer. Some rode horses and were lords of the manor. Some ate haggis and other squidgy things. (I actually like haggis, which is odd. I also really, truly like English food, which is blasphemy.)

Ugggh -- haggis?? Was in a small town at a local pub. Was told the "beef pie" was the pub specificity. I feared...that haggi/organ pie. What I got was THE best beef pie ever. Other than that, the rep of English food is deserved. Your heritage -- how far have you been able to trace it?

My family trees are unified by herring. Sild er lykke. (Herring is happiness.)

Lol...distilled down to herring? As is "happiness"?? For a complicated guy you sure can simplify things :-)

If we're going to define our happiness by food and catch, my DNA won't allow me to pin it down to one thing (that's the "curse" of growing mangia-ing on TWO different styles of Eye-talian cuisine.) Right down to their basic meatball and gravy (Sicilian utilizes fennel, more cheese and pork; Naples is beefier, less complicated with a lighter gravy.)

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:11:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: redleghunter (#8)

Yes my fully Irish side of the family.

What's the other side?

Let me make a bet..., ..., ... English.

Vicomte13  posted on  2015-03-31   13:13:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: CZ82 (#27)

Didn't he [Crosby] just recently run someone down in his precious little Tesla?

Heh -- are we both getting sucked into the same Yahoo "entertainment" stories?? WAS it a Tesla?? I'd have thought it'd have been a Prius. Wasn't Crosby's sperm was used to impregnate the "partner" that strident lesbo singer, Melissa whatshernsmae?

The dude must still be passing the ol' jay back and forth while cruising down the boulevard.

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:17:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Vicomte13 (#25)

If they want that [male who is feminine], DENMARK is not the place to go to get it. They'd be better off buying the local English product.

OUCH. (but for poofy-ness, these days you're probably right.)

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:19:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: misterwhite, ALL (#12)

This is the look they're going for....

HA!

What a handsome man...er...whatever!!

Ever see THIS socking photo??:

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:22:17 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: redleghunter, Vicomte13 (#8)

Yes my fully Irish side of the family. Fair hair, blue or green eyes broad shoulders and also some very tall.

Red -- now I *know* the notion of establishing a cottage business has just flashed across your mind, but...NO...no...NO! NOT prudent.

;-)

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:24:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: CZ82, cranky, redleghunter (#13)

But I wonder who's on the hook for any birth defects.

If the kid grows up to be straight I can guess who. :)

Whitey?? FOX News? The Tea Party??

I give up...

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:26:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: cranky, Vicomte13 (#14)

I wonder who they would sue.

This company has been around since 1987.

They must have figured out how to stop any paternity/financial claims against the donors by now.

Must have something HUGE on Jacoby & Meyers.

Iron-clad waiver (OR, is there such a thing in law?)

Liberator  posted on  2015-03-31   13:29:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: redleghunter (#8)

Makes me wonder if your last name isn't like my last name?

Mine is supposed to have originated in Scotland but nobody in the family tree was Scottish, Irish now that's another story.

Those Irishmen sure get around don't they... :) (chuckle)

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   13:30:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Liberator (#33)

Wasn't Crosby's sperm was used to impregnate the "partner" that strident lesbo singer, Melissa whatshername?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMEaIAoM2h0

It wouldn't let me EMBED so you gotta go there.

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

CZ82  posted on  2015-03-31   13:34:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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