Hey, gun owners: Theres very little about your life and even your very soul worth protecting if you bought an assault rifle after the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre, according to funnyman Jim Carrey. Because, you know, he values life and stuff. The emoticon at the end of his tweet just shows how much he cares. Dumb and Dumber doesnt begin to cover this one. And Much like Musket Morgan, were guessing Carrey couldnt define assault rifle if he tried.