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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
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Published: Mar 12, 2006
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Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
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Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!
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#621. To: Infantile Obamabots (#620)
BigBird knows...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You gotta suspend reality to believe ANYTHING the RAT-Messiah utters...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Congressman Billybob has been dead for years, you stupid moron.
So what, Obamaroid? Dead folks need pings, too... BTW...are you still supporting the RAT-Messiah? Figgers...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got LeftWing runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim (09/10/2003...updated 20 October 2012) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Figgers...MUD Say..... where were you when the Bush real estate market went bust? Weren't you bragging about being an architectural engineer or something similiar. Funny how my architect relative was able to warn me a whole year before, to watch for rapidly falling home prices because his business all of a had sudden dried up, and he knew the market was way overbuilt. He's back to being busy now, though.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Why do conservatives always have to steal other's music?
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
It ain't stolen, just borrowed...and it's becuz I can't write my own music.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, October 20, 1977: Lynyrd Skynyrd's tragic anniversary... "Can you believe it has been 35 years...??" http://delcotimes.com/articles/2012/10/18/entertainment/doc5080672399d8242335618 2.txt By MICHAEL CHRISTOPHER This Saturday marks the anniversary of one of the greatest tragedies in rock and roll; it’s been 35 years since the plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd on its 1977 ill-named “Tour of the Survivors” went down in the Louisiana swamps, taking the lives of singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines and his sister, backup singer Cassie. To this day, the fault of the crash is still unknown, wrapped in rumor and conjecture. Whether it was pilot error or plane malfunction, the undisputable fact remains that one of the most talented bands to come out of the United States was snuffed out when it was entering its prime. Soaring out of Jacksonville, Florida, Skynyrd shot up the charts with a self- titled 1973 debut underscored by the phonetic pronunciation of its consonant only moniker that was a play on a gym teacher that made life hell for the long- haired rebels in high school named Leonard Skinner. The album featured the now classic rock radio staples “Gimme Three Steps” and “Tuesday’s Gone,” but it was the nine minute closer “Free Bird” that would come to define the burgeoning Southern rockers and annoy every music act for the next four decades as drunken concertgoers would shout out the title in a sarcastic manner. “Free Bird” may have become a punchline over the years, but like its lengthy, and equally derided UK counterpart “Stairway to Heaven,” the well overplayed song is a classic for a reason --- it’s damn good. Finding that sweet spot mix between ballad and flat out guitar jam, the track would become Skynyrd’s hallmark. It took a few years to hit big, buoyed by the success of sophomore effort “Second Helping” and in particular its lead-off track “Sweet Home Alabama.” *SNIP* Lynyrd Skynyrd was the first band I ever "connected" with, and the first single I ever purchased was Skynyrd's "What's Your Name" when it first came out. 35 friggin' years...WOW!! Long live Skynyrd...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Reagan knows...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No doubt Reagan ran into some Masshole liberal progressives, like Ded Kennedy, John Kerry, and Mitt Romney too.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Then again, perhaps the TeaPartiers--and our present fiscal realities--will compel Romney to promote a Reaganesque fiscal policy and this new artwork would be seen as unduly cynical...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, That there's some kick-ass accordian jammin', hondo...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Aaarrrggghhh!! Folks, Liberty's our real solution... (guitar jammin') Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Barry Obama, Media's at your feet... Righteous Right's arrivin' to Fight DeeCee!! Barry Obama!! Patriots, we don't jest... Leftist RAT poltroons forever spending... Mudboy Slim (21 September 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Country's screwed with BarryO... Our freedom's gone...vile tyranny... Folks, ignore Statist peers... RATS say we're done, that freedom's bad... Folks, ignore Statist peers... Mudboy Slim (3 August 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Obama's been a Foreign Policy disaster...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Redskins resign TE Chris Cooley after Fred Davis goes on IR due to a torn achilles tendon... It sucks to lose Davis, but I like seeing Cooley get another chance...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/19/list-the-36-obama-funded-green-energy- failures/ "List: The 36 Obama-Funded Green Energy Failures…" Via Heritage: [ S]o far, 36 companies that have received federal support from taxpayers have either gone bankrupt or are laying off workers and are heading for bankruptcy. This list includes only those companies that received federal money from the Obama Administration’s Department of Energy. The amount of money indicated does not reflect how much was actually received or spent but how much was offered. The amount also does not include other state, local, and federal tax credits and subsidies, which push the amount of money these companies have received from taxpayers even higher. The complete list of faltering or bankrupt green-energy companies: Evergreen Solar ($24 million)* *Denotes companies that have filed for bankruptcy. Your tax dollars at work in the ObamaNation...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Must-read articles by Amy Contrada "Gay marriage" in Massachusetts Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/10/22/krauthammer_romney_won_unequiv ocally_obamas_responses_were_petty.html Posted on October 22, 2012 "Krauthammer: Romney Won Unequivocally; Obama's Responses Were Petty" CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: I think it's unequivocal, Romney won. And he didn't just win tactically, but strategically. Strategically, all he needed to do is basically draw. He needed to continue the momentum he's had since the first debate, and this will continue it. Tactically, he simply had to get up there and show that he's a competent man, somebody who you could trust as commander in chief, a who knows every area of the globe and he gave interesting extra details, like the Haqqani network, which gave the impression he knows what he's talking about. But there is a third level here, and that is what actually happened in the debate. We can argue about the small points and the debating points. Romney went large, Obama went very, very small, shockingly small. Romney made a strategic decision not go after the president on Libya, or Syria, or other areas where Obama could accuse him of being a Bush-like war monger. Now I would have gone after Obama on Libya like a baseball bat, but that's why Romney has won elections and I've never had to even contested them. He decided to stay away from the and I think that might have actually worked for him. What he did concentrate on is the big picture. People don't care what our policy on Syria is going to be. They care about how America is perceived in the world and how America carries itself in the world. And the high point is when he devastatingly leveled the charge of Obama going around the world on an apology tour. Obama's answer was ask any reporter and they will tell you it wasn't so. That's about as weak an answer you can get. And Romney's response to quote Obama saying that, 'we dictate to other nations,' and Romney said, 'we do not dictate to other nations, we liberate them.' And Obama was utterly speechless. So that is the large picture, America is strong and respecting. What Obama did is he kept interrupting, interjecting and his responses were almost all very small, petty attacks. The lowest was when he's talking about sanctions that are old. 'When I was working on sanctions you were investing in a company in China.' I mean that is the kind of attack you expect from a guy who is running for city council for the first time, that's not what you expect from the president. A personal attack about an investment when talking about Iran? I thought Romney had the day. He looked presidential. The president did not. And that's the impression I think that is going to be left. MEGYN KELLY, FOX News: Mitt Romney sounded a bit more dovish, less bellicose than some, perhaps on the right wanted to hear. How will that play? KRAUTHAMMER: Well, I think those on the right like me, who would have loved for him to have been bellicose and love the near fisticuffs will understand exactly why Romney did it. He stayed away from the pitfalls. He did not allow himself to be painted as a war monger. This is what Reagan understood in 1980, he did it extremely well. So Romney did and I think this could help him win the election. Ol' Charles sure is a wise man...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Barry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!! He's Slick Barry...demon seed... Barry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're Obama's fools!! So, we must freep...endlessly... (bass guitar solo) Barry's spent... He's Slick Barry...effete breed... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04...revised 7/25/09) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Barry, Left's shameless when it comes to loving You... RATS're pandering fer all the World to see... We know Barry's a man who must spend and spend... Left's shameless!! Nation must now say a prayer... This is yer changes?! It's just more spendin'...just more lies!! You see, you just ain't Right, yer far too proud... I shall never let government have this much control over me!! (Disco/Bigman freak jam) You know, Big Guv'ment's sleazy...list of fraud is long... I'm tellin' my friends!! Left's shameless, but they've got the power now... Left's shameless, shameless 'bout the LIES they breed... RATS are shameless!! Mudboy Slim (9 May 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...) There's a Party who's sure... Oooh...it makes me wonder. There's a feelin' I get... Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Next, MUD whispered that soon... Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh If there's a question in your head, folks, Folks, it makes me wonder. The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go... And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... And Right's Building a New Bridge to Freedom!! Mudboy Slim (11/15/2002...updated 23 October 2012) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Imagine no bureaucracy, Lib'ralism left to die; Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; Mudboy Slim (05/09/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hola...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, How STOOOPID do you have to be to fall for the RAT-messiah's braindead rhetoric? SHEEESH...it's embarrassing that half of the electorate is ready to give this lyin', LeftWing crackpot another four years...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, How STOOOPID do you have to be to fall for the braindead rhetoric? Dumb enough to vote for Masshole Mitt! There's not a dimes worth of difference between Barry and Mittens.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
The ObamaNation LIES shamelessly (and the RAT-media just coos along)...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pure silliness, hondo...you lose credibility making statements like that...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All Right!! Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!! Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Barry's their STAR!! Yes, more freedom is in our future... Liberty is MY solution!! Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha... Right, take a look outside Left's Medyuh Whore'd... Yes, more freedom's in our future... [Now. everybody join in...LOL!!] Liberty is OUR solution!! (Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam) Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty is OUR solution!! Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007...updated 25 October 2012) BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, How could anybody pull the lever for Obama/Biden with a clear conscience?! C'mon, America, DEFEAT the ObamaNation...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You might have some to lose, if you weren't such a well know GOPbot party hack.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Pure silliness, hondo...you lose credibility making statements like that...MUD Sadly, hondo is correct. It is silly to choose ignorance over enlightenment. It is silly to prefer lies to truth. It is silly to think that one sock-puppet is somehow better than the other sock-puppet, when both are owned by the same banksters. We've not had a real choice about candidates, for at least 30 years. And THAT is an objective fact.
Who you voting for windbag?
It doesn't matter, and we both know it. Therefore, what does matter is that I have the courage to face the truth. You, however, choose cowardice. You choose to believe the lies, even while knowing full-well that they are lies. As usual, you attempt to paint yourself as penitent, before the eyes of God... while your words and actions attempt to enslave your fellow man within the web of lies that is your world. You preach the good word and the golden rule... while inviting others to live with you in Hell. The suffering you will experience for your treachery, will be incalculable... My contribution to your suffering, will be merely to let you experience it alone. Exactly as it should be.
It doesn't matter, and we both know it. Therefore, what does matter is that I have the courage to face the truth. Why are you afraid to admit you are voting for Obama coward? If no Obama then who coward?
It doesn't matter, and we both know it. Therefore, what does matter is that I have the courage to face the truth. Why are you afraid to admit you are voting for Obama coward? If no Obama then who coward? Answer the question coward.
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#622. To: mininggold, Magician, domer, Jhoffa_, sneakypete, BorisY, A K A Stone, yukon (#621)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#623. To: Mudboy Slim (#619)
#624. To: Fred Mertz, sultan88, HeavyD, ironman, Angelwood, Ethyl, Lucille, Desi, Ricky (#623)
Good to see you remain as pleasant as ever...LOL!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#625. To: Obamabot RAT morons (#12)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Romney leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love ol' Obama...Left kills unborn children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be free!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got beat down becuz Right's free!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git old man Biden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Bo's good-lookin', but in Jail, Left Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#626. To: Mudboy Slim (#624)
(Edited)
BTW...are you still supporting the RAT-Messiah?
#627. To: Mudboy Slim (#625)
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
#628. To: mininggold (#627)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#629. To: Dead Culture Watch, LoneGreenEyeshade, byeltsin (#616)
Rockmusicmenu@hotmail.com
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#630. To: Reagan Man (#629)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#631. To: Mudboy Slim, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#630)
(Edited)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#632. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, Murron (#540)
Perhaps someone needs to update this by removing the 2nd and 4th pictures, squeezing 1, 3, & 5 together, and adding a new 4th and 5th photos showing the transition of BarryO to Mitt. Then, if Mitt becomes the RINO many fear he will become, the artist will be deemed as quite prescient...LOL!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#633. To: hondo68 (#631)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#634. To: All (#457)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
RATS say they want a revolution...
Well, you know...
We all want to change the world!!
Truth is we need a devolution...
'Cuz you know...
RightWing wants to save the world.
But Left is all about destruction....
RATS don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!!
Still, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Guv'ment blows...
Devolvin' Power is the plan!!
RATS beggin' fer tax contributions...
Left don't know...
We're givin' all we can!!
If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate...
Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!!
Still, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Well, you know...
Barry's Marxist ways are dead!!
RATS wanna kill our institutions...
Still, we know...
Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread.
But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO...
Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!!
Folks, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#635. To: buckeroo, JHoffa_, ferret mike (#455)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Lady Madonna")
Limbaugh KNOWS Progressives are Lib'ral freaks!!
RATS waste our money...children's futures spent...
Marxists think tax money is heaven sent!!
LeftWing's mourning freaks like TeddyK!!
Barack's words are soundin' mighty cheesy....
Election's comin'!!
Wonder when you'll notice Slick failed the test.
Election's comin'...
Barry Obama!! Marxists are pure RED!!
Listen to MUD's music playing in yer head.
Teddy mourners takin' people's guns...
Reagan Right, our cry is "Freedom's Winning!!"
Election's comin'...
Barry Obama!! Children we must Brief...
Country's gonna WAKE UP...Defeat RAT-freaks!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#636. To: All (#441)
(To be sung to Eddie and the Cruisers' "Tender Years")
RATS tax everything in sight!!
Liberty's closer and closer...
There is passion on the Right!!
Must fight this Marxist throng!!
Right's got heart, we got dreams...
Big Guv'ment's most always wrong!!
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe Leftist fears!!
Deficits, they plague the land!!
Fer the Truth, we aspire...
Liberty is oh so grand!!
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe Leftist fears!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#637. To: All Obamabots (#636)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#638. To: All (#637)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#639. To: hondo68, Capitalist Eric, A K A Stone, Murron, Jhoffa_ (#631)
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Beacon Power ($69 million)*
AES’s subsidiary Eastern Energy ($17.1 million)
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First Solar ($1.46 billion)
Babcock and Brown ($178 million)
EnerDel’s subsidiary Ener1 ($118.5 million)*
Amonix ($5.9 million)
National Renewable Energy Lab ($200 million)
Fisker Automotive ($528 million)
Abound Solar ($374 million)*
A123 Systems ($279 million)*
Willard and Kelsey Solar Group ($6 million)
Johnson Controls ($299 million)
Schneider Electric ($86 million)
Brightsource ($1.6 billion)
ECOtality ($126.2 million)
Raser Technologies ($33 million)*
Energy Conversion Devices ($13.3 million)*
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Olsen’s Crop Service and Olsen’s Mills Acquisition Company ($10 million)*
Range Fuels ($80 million)*
Thompson River Power ($6.4 million)*
Stirling Energy Systems ($7 million)*
LSP Energy ($2.1 billion)*
UniSolar ($100 million)*
Azure Dynamics ($120 million)*
GreenVolts ($500,000)
Vestas ($50 million)
LG Chem’s subsidiary Compact Power ($150 million)
Nordic Windpower ($16 million)*
Navistar ($10 million)
Satcon ($3 million)*
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#640. To: Mudboy Slim, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#639)
(Edited)
God save the Commonwealth, and the Nation from Willie-Mitt!
I fear that Massachusetts may never recover.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#641. To: hondo68 (#640)
Hondo, you are kidding yourself if you believe Mitt Romney is my ideal candidate, but he's the only candidate who has the power to defeat the ObamaNation in two weeks, and I'll deal with Romney's Moderate politics come January of 2013. Now, we've got two weeks to convince folks to reject Obama and vote for the only alternative with a prayer of winning.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#642. To: A K A Stone, Jhoffa_, TLBSHOW, CAPPSMADNESS, unamused, Dakmar, palo verde, Coral Snake, Murron (#426)
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
All he wants is Power...still, friends call him "Lurch"!!
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Barry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know Freedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Obama, he lies...'bout his goals...
He's spendin' BIG, but ACORN blows!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...freep fer Truth!!
We know Freedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help free yerselves!!
Barry loves Big Guv'ment...it is our Enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz BarryO, he LOATHES Liberty!!
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Obama, he LIES...cheats Michelle...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...freep with stealth......
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#643. To: All (#407)
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Shameless")
They'd do anything You want them to...
They're just Obama's thralls!!
Ahhh...Left loves Barack's tyranny!!
Still, ol' Barry's bound to fall!!
Insecure about the world He's presidin' in...
ACORN's crush easy...RATS spreadin' crime!!
Left's power-lust must be satisfied!!
All this krap DemRATS're spendin' on...
Taxes steal our liberties!!
Ahh...and next medicine's socialized?!
It's Big Government Disease!!
Free lunches don't exist...waterboardin' don't drowned!!
You could talk yer way outta anything the Press asks you...
But the things that you say ain't true!!
'Cuz I worked too hard to call my life my own!!
Lib'rals imagine a world where folks accept tyranny...
Sure, it's RAT-world now, Left's fascist tool...
Next November, yer gonna lose!!
Left's shameless!! Yeah yeah!!
RATS say, "We're sorry" but the Left is all wrong!!
Big Guv'ment costs everyone a friggin' mint!!
And RATS' ILLEGALS don't pay the rent!!
'Cuz Right didn't use it anyhow...
Now, we've got to show some soul!!
Is welfare pimpin' Left's eulogy?!!
Right just wanted you to know!!
Shameless...
Shameless...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#644. To: FuhQuePunk, barkentine, Coral Snake, continental op, sneakypete (#356)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
Obama TWITS covet what we paid for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Obama's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Barry's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Babs Streisand!!"
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
When I look at the Left,
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, Mitt Romney shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RATS' schemes!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my lib'ral friends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
To where Barack's goin'...
Jim Carter's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer freedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold!!
And if you listen very hard...
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#645. To: All (#347)
(To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine!")
No damned IRS, a reigned in FBI;
Imagine all the Sheeple...with increased take-home pay!
Ah ha ah aahhh!
No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too!
Imagine all free people...no Village, just families.
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us, a Flamer's work is never done.
No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned.
Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground!
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but Right's War it shall be won!!
'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#646. To: All (#345)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, Patriots...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#647. To: All Obamabots (#646)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#648. To: hondo68, Brian S, Ferret Mike (#640)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#649. To: Mudboy Slim, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#648)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#650. To: All (#648)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#651. To: hondo68 (#649)
"There's not a dimes worth of difference between Barry and Mittens."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#652. To: IndieTX, Biff Tannen, Dakmar, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, palo verde, Neil McIver, coral snake, continental op (#272)
(Edited)
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
Hey there, all you moderates...
Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!!
R-RINOs**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!!
Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!!
'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise...
Our freedoms make good good sense!!
RATS been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!!
We liberated Iraq...don't underfund our boys!!
Left Breeds Death...RATS really need to ABORT!!
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Protest all unfair taxes!!
Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Sixteen TRILLION Bucks...our children in DEBT!!
Well, RATS ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee...
We said, "I want my liberty, instead!!"
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Reject any more taxes!!
Truth's never gonna die...RATS're gonna FRY!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Liberty's just our destiny!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty!!
Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#653. To: hondo68 (#649)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#654. To: Mudboy Slim, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#651)
you lose credibility making statements like that..
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#655. To: Mudboy Slim, hondo68 (#651)
hondo68: "There's not a dimes worth of difference between Barry and Mittens."
"I am relying on my personal experience with Morons, which have been universally positive." -jwpegler
#656. To: Capitalist Eric (#655)
It is silly to think that one sock-puppet is somehow better than the other sock-puppet, when both are owned by the same banksters.
#657. To: A K A Stone (#656)
Who you voting for windbag?
"I am relying on my personal experience with Morons, which have been universally positive." -jwpegler
#658. To: Capitalist Eric (#657)
Who you voting for windbag?
#659. To: A K A Stone (#658)
#660. To: Capitalist Eric (#659)
Who you voting for windbag?
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