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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 991749
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#178. To: TLBSHOW (#177)

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-08-20   20:14:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#179. To: Mudboy Slim (#178)

thanks

you have a PM

Al Jazeera news channel is now calling for the immediate release of a Fox News Channel correspondent

TLBSHOW  posted on  2006-08-20   20:29:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#180. To: TLBSHOW, A K A Stone, continental op, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN, nolu_chan, JHoffa_ (#179)

"I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Ain't THAT the truth?

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-09-14   16:10:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#181. To: A K A Stone (#6)

"Bill clinton definately sucked ass."

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
Seek yer Righteous Liberation!! Seek yer Righteous Liberation!!
Seek yer Righteous Liberation!! Seek yer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-09-22   19:46:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#182. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)

"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")

Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always FReep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-10-05   12:37:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#183. To: the Brainiac from Hell, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone (#2)

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Oh-oh-ohh...Oh-oh-ohh...Oh-oh-ohh...
Oh-oh-ah-ohh...

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from RushLimbaugh's musings, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now!!

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, RATbots, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat!! Lib'rals, you'll surrender!!

DemocRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear Dem Lib'rals' voices singin' their songs...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
TheRightWing, we will do what's Right...our Country we'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Hey...lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
RighteousRight, we will do what's Right...our Country we'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, Don't Surrender!!
Don't retreat, RightWing, Don't Surrender!!

Oh oh ohh...Oh oh ohh...Oh oh ohh...Oh oh ohh...

Mudboy Slim (10/28/2004)
Revised (10/11/2006)

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-10-11   15:06:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#184. To: Mudboy Slim (#183)

We learn more from RushLimbaugh's musings, then we ever learned in school!!

Oh really?

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-10-11   15:08:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#185. To: A K A Stone (#184)

Heh heh heh...I went to a public school. Still, regarding politics, I learn quite a bit from talk radio and the net, two means of conveying info that didn't even exist when I graduated from High School in '81...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-10-11   15:19:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#186. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW, continental op (#2)

"The Right is Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")

Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say...
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!

The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"

The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much...
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!

Woah-woah...
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!

(Musical interlude)

Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain...
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!

Mudboy Slim (04/02/2004)

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-10-25   15:17:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#187. To: Mudboy Slim (#186)

Do you write your own music using something like Steinberg's CuBase programs?

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2006-10-25   16:37:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#188. To: cwrwinger (#187)

First off, I don't write any of my own music, I borrow tunes from songs I like. Second, I don't know what Steinberg's CuBase programs are...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-10-26   12:15:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#189. To: Mudboy Slim (#188)

Second, I don't know what Steinberg's CuBase programs are...

Computer programs that interface with peripherals such as an electronic piano.

These type of programs are putting musicians out of work. Most commerical jingles, etc. are written using such programs. The musical instruments used are electronic, generated by the music writing program. The instruments sound very real.

Steinberg CuBase is the most widely used by composers and songwriters.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2006-10-27   9:31:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#190. To: cwrwinger (#189)

Thanks...I wish I knew more about producing the music to accompany the lyrics....

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-10-30   12:53:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#191. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW (#2)

"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Red House")

There's a White House over yonder...
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's that White House that we own now...
Lord, RATS fear our ragin' ways!!
Still, Right won the vote to save George Dubyuh...
We're mighty fine with OUR mandate!!

Traitor Lib'rals, Left is wrong here!!
The FRee shall unseat yer whore'd!!
Fate ain't fixed...Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Love Liberty...the FRee'll win the Culture War!!
I have a sad, sad feelin...
That "Dutch" Reagan don't live here no mo'!!

We're Far Right!! I still got my guitar...FReep out now!!

(Slammin' guitar solo)...Yeah!!

Well, Far Right is Hell-bent fer leather...
We're back hasslin' Lib'rals like Slick Will!!!
YO!! You RINOs just might wanna ponder...
Why Ashcroft wouldn't whup Slick'n'Hill!!

'Cuz if this Nation don't trust Prez'dent George...
The House shall fill the bill!!

Mudboy Slim (12/23/2004)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-11-21   15:57:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#192. To: All (#4)

"I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

"I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair"

Be well, y'all, and have a Happy News Year...2007's gotta be better than 2006...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-12-30   23:40:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#193. To: TLBSHOW (#192)

Happy New Years, Todd, and I hope everything's going well fer you...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-12-30   23:43:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#194. To: A K A Stone, Neil McIver, war, Coral Snake, buckeroo, JHoffa_, nolu_chan (#6)

MUD Says, "Clinton LOVES Terrorists!!"

Time to visit DeeCee again.

Regards...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   16:39:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#195. To: A K A Stone, Dakmar, TLBSHOW, Landru, wry guy, continental op, stand watie, MeekOneGOP, Coral Snake (#194)

MUD and the 'Pod: "FRee Iraq!! FRee Iraq!! FRee Iraq!!"...
Yep, I was there...where were YOU?!

Heh heh heh...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   18:19:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#196. To: JHoffa_ (#195)

"MUD's on C-SPAN!!"...where were YOU?!

BTW...Jimmy, I've still got you BOZO'd, but Happy New Year nonetheless...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   20:21:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#197. To: JHoffa_ (#196)

Yer un-BOZO'd...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   20:46:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#198. To: Dakmar, continental op, A K A Stone, brainiac from Hell, r-u-n-n o-f-t, unamused, Cal (#175)

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   20:53:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#199. To: SMOKESCREEN (#168)

Smokey, where ya been?!

You gotta shimmy to the bar...
Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!!
South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday...
Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATS're lame!!

Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!!
Condemn SlickWillie's stain...we'll see the RATS go down...
The great devolution...noble emancipation!!
The eeevil Lib'ral Whore'd shall forfeit Power!!
Way on http://downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!

Regards...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   20:56:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#200. To: All (#199)

Two hunnerd...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-06   20:57:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#201. To: MUD (#189)

"This Ain't Right!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")

Country's feelin' down and low...
'Cuz voters don't like way Fed spendin' soars!!
It ain't Right...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
The Left's concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!!
They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!

It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!!
RightWing mustn't worry...we are Right!!

Folks, there's no shame y'can't carry a tune...
You can't keep on treating US like yer fools!!
Sure, Clinton's slime...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
The Left's concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!!
They ain't right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!

It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke...
It ain't Right to fool...with our dreams like Commies do...
It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!!
Right looks kinda blurry...we must fight...we're the Right!!

(FReakJam ensues)

It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!!
RATBots oughtta worry...we shall fight...you ain't Right!!

Chorus: RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!

Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-09   13:53:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#202. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-13   18:23:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#203. To: A K A Stone (#3)

Three guys, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin laden and an American engineer are together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," said the genie.

The Canadian says, I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want Canadian farm land to be forever fertile."

Pooooof ! In the blink of an eye, Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans, can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again in the blink of an eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious, please tell me more about this wall."

"Well," the genie says, "It's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can get in or out. It is impenetrable."

The American engineer says...

"Fill it with water."

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-15   19:14:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#204. To: JHoffa_ (#203)

"Last Entry on FReeper Tribute Wall" was in August of 2006...you reckon nobody's died or has the Tribute Wall been abandoned since you got yerself booted...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-16   12:19:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#205. To: A K A Stone (#204)

"He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally."

-- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72"

Courtesy of the Linux feature...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-17   17:22:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#206. To: Johnny Wad (#0)

Hey Mr. Shotyer...where's yer shame?!

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Regards...MUD (01/25/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-20   13:54:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#207. To: Mudboy Slim (#206)

Nobody reads your childish song parodies, you mental midget. I'm no exception.

Johnny Wad  posted on  2007-01-20   14:06:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#208. To: Johnny Wad (#207)

Thank you, Mr. Shotyer, fer pinging my thread...LOL!!

And no, you are no exception to the Ratbot Rules...yer the prototypical Lefty- Lame-O...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-20   15:58:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#209. To: Johnny ShotYerWad, A K A Stone (#207)

"POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!"

Hey Mr. Stone...are all the Newbies gonna be this lame?

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-20   16:55:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#210. To: Mudboy Slim (#209) (Edited)

... are all the Newbies gonna be this lame?

Like you're one to talk, you fucking lame asswipe.


Whatcha Lookin' At, Butthead

Biff Tannen  posted on  2007-01-20   18:45:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#211. To: Mudboy Slim (#209)

Views: 1028 Comments: 210

By the way, fuckhead, the standard view-ratio for threads that people give a flying fuck about is 10 to 1.

Looks like you're pulling about half that.

You fucking goof, welcome to TLBSHoW country.


Whatcha Lookin' At, Butthead

Biff Tannen  posted on  2007-01-20   18:49:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#212. To: Biff Tannen (#210)

Bite me, you bucket-headed bee-ahhhtch...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-20   18:59:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#213. To: Biff Tannen (#211)

"...the standard view-ratio for threads that people give a flying fuck about is 10 to 1."

LOL...BTW, penis-breath, my threads have never been like OTHER threads...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-20   19:27:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#214. To: Biff Tannen (#211)

"Yes Outta Yer League, Buttwipe!!"

LOL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-21   11:44:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#215. To: Biff Tannen (#211)

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Yer just RATbot slime, Beavis...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-21   11:46:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#216. To: A K A Stone (#0)

"Running to Stop Hill(ary)!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Running to Stand Still")

My country, wake up...
Wake up from tired dreams of Bill & Hill...
Folks, we gotta do something about where we're going.
Lib'rals are real strange...
We're lookin' fer something sane, baby!!
Run 'gainst Big Guv'ment...Vote fer Right!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
I'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!

Freedom wins!!
Bitter's the waste in Left's mouths...
Right's devolving Powers!!
Yes, our Liberty's our way out...
We gotta fight fer our freedoms...
Rock all Dem quislings...
FReep the RATS slaying with "Choice"!!
Y'all must forsake Left's poison, and Left's sosh'list dreams...
When we're voting, Reject Fear!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
I'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!
Oooooh ooh ooh...Oooooh ooh ooh...

It's fun when we FReep...
'Gainst Left's LIES and their dread.
[Under black belly of cloud in the rain...
In thru a doorway she brings me]

Fight Bold, we'll earn...soldier's victory!!
We are raging...
Right's contagious...Righteous storm blows up Medyuh's LIES!!
Country suffered becuz of Bill...
We are running to STOP Hill(ary)!!!

(MUD on harp)

Mudboy Slim (25 January 2007)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-25   10:56:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#217. To: All (#216)

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim (05/21/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-01-27   7:14:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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