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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 991754
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#138. To: Mudboy Slim (#137)

The bots make dorky little songs. lol

http://eric.bart.free.fr/iwpb/witness.html

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-06-12   9:11:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#139. To: master_of_disaster (#124)

"Aren't republicans and democrats morphing into one central theme?"

Yes, the RATS and R-RINOs** are basically both in favor of the status quo of an ever-expanding, omnipotent Federal Leviathan...those of us on the Right would like to scale back the centralization of the bureaucracy. Thankfully, a certain number of genuine ReaganConservatives seem to be gaining influence in the House. WeThePeople need to speak up in favor of their efforts.

Regards...MUD

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   9:17:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#140. To: A K A Stone (#138)

Anderson, Steve: "I witnessed the jet hit the Pentagon on September 11. From my office on the 19th floor of the USA TODAY building in Arlington, Va., I have a view of Arlington Cemetery, Crystal City, the Pentagon, National Airport and the Potomac River. ... Shortly after watching the second tragedy, I heard jet engines pass our building, which, being so close to the airport is very common. But I thought the airport was closed. I figured it was a plane coming in for landing. A few moments later, as I was looking down at my desk, the plane caught my eye. It didn't register at first. I thought to myself that I couldn't believe the pilot was flying so low. Then it dawned on me what was about to happen. I watched in horror as the plane flew at treetop level, banked slightly to the left, drug it's wing along the ground and slammed into the west wall of the Pentagon exploding into a giant orange fireball. Then black smoke. Then white smoke."

Hey Stone, I thought you told me Dubyuh sent a missile into the Pentagon?!

LOL...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   9:20:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#141. To: Mudboy Slim (#140)

Read the whole page. lol

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-06-12   9:27:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#142. To: Mudboy Slim (#140)

People (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of attention) have often been likened to snowflakes. This analogy is meant to suggest that each is unique -- no two alike. This is quite patently not the case. People ... are simply a dime a dozen. And, I hasten to add, their only similarity to snowflakes resides in their invariable and lamentable tendency to turn, after a few warm days, to slush. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Continue

TLBSHOW  posted on  2006-06-12   10:28:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#143. To: A K A Stone (#141)

"Read the whole page..."

"The lawn was scattered with chunks of the airplane, some up to four feet across."

I flipped thru the comments and they seem to agree that it was a plane that flew into the Pentagon...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   12:57:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#144. To: TLBSHOW (#142)

"Iraq Violent Death Rate Lower Than DeeCee, Atlanta, and other American Cities!!"

"Despite media coverage purporting to show that escalating violence in Iraq has the country spiraling out of control, civilian death statistics complied by Rep. Steve King, R-IA, indicate that Iraq actually has a lower civilian violent death rate than Washington, D.C. Appearing with Westwood One radio host Monica Crowley on Saturday, King said that the incessantly negative coverage of the Iraq war prompted him to research the actual death numbers. "I began to ask myself the question, if you were a civilian in Iraq, how could you tolerate that level of violence," he said. "What really is the level of violence?"

Using Pentagon statistics cross-checked with independent research, King said he came up with an annualized Iraqi civilian death rate of 27.51 per 100,000. While that number sounds high - astonishingly, the Iowa Republican discovered that it's significantly lower than a number of major American cities, including the nation's capital. "It's 45 violent deaths per 100,000 in Washington, D.C.," King told Crowley. Other American cities with higher violent civilian death rates than Iraq include:

Detroit - 41.8 per 100,000
Baltimore - 37.7 per 100,000
Atlanta - 34.9 per 100,000
St. Louis - 31.4 per 100,000
The American city with the highest civilian death rate was New Orleans before Katrina - with a staggering 53.1 deaths per 100,000 - almost twice the death rate in Iraq."

If the Medyuh was chronicling these violent deaths like they focus on Iraqi deaths, would we hear calls fer cutting and running from our Nation's Capitol?

Regards...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   13:11:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#145. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Heh heh heh...I taught 'em that...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   14:54:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#146. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW (#2)

"Let's Be Bold!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")

Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right...
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATS know...

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind...
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
Friends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand and Post?!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

(BigMan on guitar...)

Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do...
Whup some a$$ and foolish twits shall learn the meaning...
Our best shall learn mud's tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbot scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, one God knows!!
Medyuh scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-13   16:11:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#147. To: Mudboy Slim (#144)

    Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Okay, you stupid jackass.. I will.

Give me the total number of people who dies in Iraq as a result of violence.

And remember: The Pentagon has:

1) Admitted to planting false news.

2) Claimed they don't track the body count.. which is at odds with your post above.

Come on, jackass.. Give me a number.

(Tick-tock)

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-13   21:26:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#148. To: Jhoffa_ (#147)

"Iraq Body Count"

Now, what was yer point again?

Sheeesh...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   8:52:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#149. To: TLBSHOW (#142)

"People (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of attention)..."

LOL...no lie, there's simply too much navel-gazing going on around here...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   8:54:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#150. To: Mudboy Slim (#148)

And this is the number they used to arrive at the percentages above? You don't know, do you?

Of course, there are estimtes which are over double the number from your link.. What of those?

The point being, this silly article you posted is meaningless without the associated data..

It's much like you, long on unqualified BS and short on fact.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   9:54:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#151. To: Jhoffa_ (#150)

Whatever, sweetheart...

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   10:16:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#152. To: Jhoffa_ (#147)

"Democracy was getting old anyway..."

Admit it, Frank, it's the capitalism that you got a problem with...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   11:20:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#153. To: Mudboy Slim (#151)

    Whatever, sweetheart...

No, you delusional jackoff.. It's not "whatever"

Facts are facts, and you have none. You are (again) left with nothing more than an unqualified rambling. Just more Mud Boy mouth poop.

    Admit it, Frank, it's the capitalism that you got a problem with...

And again.. more Mud Boy mouth poop. An unqualified claim you can't back up..

Looks like you're just an impotent hick, flapping his gums about things he doesn't understand.

Since politics is obviously beyond your capacity, perhaps you should stick to waving your ass in peoples faces on your "Hey everybody, look at me! BlackXXXIV!" vanity threads?

I mean, since you're stupid and your political (ahem) "points" are pointless.. why continue to showcase your ignorance? Do yourself a favor, keep that big fucking mouth shut and it will take folks much longer to realize they're dealing with an idiot.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   13:18:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#154. To: Jhoffa_ (#153)

"Where's Yer Shame?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show...
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb [aka li'l Jimmy Hoffa]...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Mudboy Slim (01/25/2003)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   14:07:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#155. To: Jhoffa_ (#153)

"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
-- Lily Tomlin

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

LOL...truth hurts, RATbot...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   15:13:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#156. To: Mudboy Slim (#155)

I beat you.. again.

I've forgotten how many times I kicked your teeth in now.

Once again, you've left with nothing but Mud Boy mouth poop as a retort.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   18:19:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#157. To: Jhoffa_ (#156)

"Mud Boy mouth poop"

How does it taste, sucker?

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   18:30:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#158. To: Mudboy Slim (#157)

I'm not touching it..

There's really no need, as we both know that you've been beaten AGAIN.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   18:51:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#159. To: Mudboy Slim (#157)

PS: You're boring.

Incidentally, that's why you aren't welcome back on FR. They got sick of your retarded antics and rewarded you with a perma-ban. It's not like you'd accidentally say something interesting anyway, so they figure there's no downside.. I think I agree with them.

Sooooooo! Back on the BOZO you go, jackass boy!

Buh, Bye!

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   19:07:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#160. To: Jhoffa_ (#159)

"Back on the BOZO you go..."

LOL...as if you could BOZO me, BOZO...without me as yer arch-enemy du jour, you'd just be another hopelessly-lost KlownPu$$y Troll...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   23:56:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#161. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, continental op, cedarswingman, UncleShag, doug from upland, Coral Snake, Neil McIver (#159)

"District of Columbia!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")

Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh...
Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as hell!!
Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods...
FReedom-lovers, you better stand up and yell!!
Leftists love their Sosh'list Tyranny...
RATS' stain is clear fer all to see...
Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal...
Lackin' brains, RATS have no shame...
When Slick calls, RATS crawl back again...
Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!

Good Morning, America, we love you!!
Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"...
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!

FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers...
What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore...
Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!!
But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!!
Bless the sons who capture tyrants!!
Bless the sons who fight our fears!!
Fight the fascists who hate everything that's real!!
Dubyuh, SAFE this Nation keep...
Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!!
Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deal!!

Good Morning, America...we love you!!
Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?!
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!

Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh...
State's must stand fer Righteous Liberty!!
Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Dubyuh...
We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!!
We fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!!
We FReep 'til the Lib'rals weep...
Still, Left's Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!!
Next, George Dubyuh leads 'gainst evil men...
We must next RE-IMPEACH Clinton!!
Slick's fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!

Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!!
Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!!
I'm Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!!
Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATS're Commie SCUM!!
RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!

Mudboy Slim (15 March 2005)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-15   12:39:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#162. To: Jhoffa_ (#159)

"RightWingRager!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")

ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're vile & flighty scamps!!
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as my maps...
"We'll FReep fer Justice soon," said I, proud to fight Slick's Power!!
Yes, 'cuz I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.

Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed...
Right knows TRUTH is Black and White...RATS' Lib'ral bull's been FReeped!!
Listened to words of Rush fer years...conservatives got Power!!
Folks, the World is FRee 'cuz soldier-men...
Stood strong and never cowed!!

Slick's face it fueled my Righteous Wrath, fer Clinton's Tyranny!!
MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history!!
Libs LOATHE Christian evangelists...denying our Lord's Power...
Ah, the Right must act much bolder, FRiends...
Indict Slick and his pals!!

Bill Clinton's just treasonous scum...still, Hillary's no fool...
Disguises her past tyranny, she's just Socialism's tool!!
"Equality!!" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.
Ah, but RATS produce such girley-men,
Left's helpless without Power!!

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached...
Fear thee not that I'll become thy enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach!!
Forefathers bled so that we could vote...can't y'all see we need Right now?!
Ah, the fight was so much wilder then,
Right's fightin' Marxists now!!

Yes, Dubyuh stood strong 'gainst Terror threats to cities Lib'rals wreck...
The Peaceniks are just weaklings, spineless Commies we reject!!
Good and Bad, I define these terms...fight fear and doubt right now...
Yes, the Right must be much bolder, men...
Let's whup the Leftist Power!!

Mudboy Slim (03/11/2005)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-15   13:49:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#163. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN (#159)

"The Liberal Lie!!"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make Dem voters dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.

So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!

I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And Dem Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!

And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while RATS smoked to get high!"

And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good FReepers all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today, Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS!
Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"

And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know The Left's VILE!"

MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-16   10:37:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#164. To: Mudboy Slim (#163)

HAPPY WEEKEND ~

TLBSHOW  posted on  2006-06-16   10:37:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#165. To: TLBSHOW (#164)

You, too, Todd...weather's supposed to be beautiful here...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-16   11:15:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#166. To: All (#165)

"FReedom is THE Way!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")

Right remains divisible...
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!

Right was born with a righteous quest...
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATS discourage me.

'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...

Walk the walk...stand and fight!!
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
So just let RATS be!!

Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!"
RINOs, they agree...
RATS're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.

'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make Slick pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"

Mudboy Slim (27 May 2004)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-27   13:46:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#167. To: the Brainiac from Hell, TLBSHOW, Coral Snake, SMOKESCREEN, A K A Stone (#2)

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...) 8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-29   12:32:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#168. To: A K A Stone, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, continental op, nolu_chan, SMOKESCREEN (#3)

"Syntaurs Who Sing!!"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Sultans of Swing")

You gotta shimmy to the bar...
Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!!
South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday...
Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATS're lame!!

Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!!
Condemn SlickWillie's stain...we'll see the RATS go down...
The great devolution...noble emancipation!!
The eeevil Lib'ral Whore'd shall forfeit Power!!
Way on http://downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!

Check out DiscoDave...maestro's all the rage...
Folks, he loves his women...dude doesn't want to fake the style we bring!!
And a beatup Ford is all he can afford...
But he stands up under them lights and his guitar sings!!

The BigMan doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene...
He's gotta StateParks' job...he's doing alright.
He can play jazz & rock fer that evil green...
Jackin' it up each Friday night...
With the Syntaurs...with the Syntaurs who sing!!

And a crowd of Mud's boys...they're freakin' some sounds on recorder...
Stump and Fresh, with Billy and Fingers, smokin' Skeeter's joe!!
We're takin' a stand...we'll rout all Dem gutless Lib'ral bands!!
Our fate shall be of Reagan's soul!!
And the Syntaurs played DeeCee.....

And then Mudboy Slim steps right up to the microphone...
And sings at last..."Justice shall always reign!!
Thank you, FarRight...scofflaws, time to go home!!
Reject RATS' path...Let Freedom Ring!!"

We are the Syntaurs!! We are the Syntaurs who sing!!

Mudboy Slim (30 June 2006)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-30   13:47:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#169. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)

"Star-Spangled Banner"

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-07-04   13:36:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#170. To: A K A Stone (#8)

Learn from the master, Mr. Stone...

"Peace is Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")

Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite...
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
RightWing, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!

Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter...
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!

Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!

(Guitar jammin')

Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!

Oh-ahhh-oh!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!

Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!

(guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-07-25   14:20:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#171. To: A K A Stone (#8)

"Unknown Legend!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Unknown Legend")

I never liked all Dem whiners...
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by the RAT Whore'd!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Left thought!!

John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with the effete Dem Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

I ain't takin' it easy...
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATS' tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemonRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!

John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

Mudboy Slim (06/07/2004)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-07-27   23:34:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#172. To: Jhoffa_ (#31)

Yer a RATbot troll...nothing more, nothing less...............PUNK!!

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh http://oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's http://Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...on Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

Regards...MUD (06/11/2004)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-07-28   16:47:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#173. To: A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz (#6)

"Everybody, FReep Somebody!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Everybody Needs Somebody")

Listen to ol' SamWise...gazin' down on Mordor with me...
Resistin' Power...we'll stay, we'll take the heat!!
FReeper song on the radio...
Reminds MUD of where he likes to be...

Everybody, FReep somebody!!
You help them make their world all Right!!
Truth's our goal...reworked tunes...
Buddy, give US some time!!
We're gonna fight 'cuz we're bold...
We'll erase Clinton's stain.
Limbaugh knows Sun Tzu...we're driving RATS insane!!
My life is HardRight...couldn't live life any other way...
Someday, Lib'rals, you'll be beggin' MUD to play!!

Everybody, FReep somebody!!
You help 'em break out from Left's blight!!
Truth's our goal...sold-out room...
"Muslims," I say, "Allah's Righ-eye-ight!!"

(guitar solo)

Our way's the Right way...we fight RATS!!
Left shan't take our souls...ignore LeftWing Medyuh KRAP!!
Folks, I've missed you...and I ain't ashamed to say...
Someday FReepers, I'll be coming home to stay!!

Everybody, FReep somebody!!
Our Liberty is worth the fight!!
Truth's our goal...worthwhile tunes...
FReepers don't play 'cuz we're Righ-eye-ight!!

Mudboy Slim (2006-02-24)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-08-05   19:27:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#174. To: SMOKESCREEN, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Neil McIver, ferret mike (#1)

"Iraq wasnt a threat, it was a piece of a puzzle on a map that fell through when the pipeline fell through..."

Islamofascism is the threat we are dealing with, Iraq was just the chosen battlefield in which to wage the War on Terror.

"...its beyond comprehending why you and so many others are still clinging to all this, are you trying to convince yourself that the govts stories are legit or just worried that if what we all say is true that it in some way discredits your belief of the events?"

Let me lay it out fer you, my friend...after eight years of Slick Willie in the White House, of course I don't trust the government. And to tell you the truth, I really ain't that hot to trot about Dubyuh either. He's waaay too much like his daddy, but that don't necessarily make him guilty of all the conniving and mass-murdering of Americans that you & others insist must be happening. Bush did not mastermind 9/11, imho...sorry, but that is my opinion and I couldn't care less what cheap slurs you and others hurl my way becuz of it. Yer welcome to yer opinion, even if I don't share it.

I believe the War on Terror is a just and necessary engagement...Islamofascism is alive and growing, and 9/11 could be child's play if we actually allow these radicals to obtain biological, chemical, or nuclear weaponry. So instead of ignoring the growing problem like Clinton did fer eight years, Dubyuh has taken the bull by the horns and is bringing this battle to a head, and I whole-heartedly support him in this endeavor. Yes, Bush sucks on domestic spending, ILLEGAL Immigration, and his apparent belief in an omnipotent Federal Leviathan, but I believe he has done a creditable job as Commander-in-Chief.

So sue me...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-08-09   0:59:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#175. To: the Brainiac from Hell, nolu_chan, JHoffa_ (#2)

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-08-18   0:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#176. To: TLBSHOW (#164)

"HAPPY WEEKEND ~"

Indeed, my friend...'tis upon us again...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-08-18   0:49:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#177. To: Mudboy Slim (#176)

that is is - upon us and almost gone

Al Jazeera news channel is now calling for the immediate release of a Fox News Channel correspondent

TLBSHOW  posted on  2006-08-19   18:35:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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