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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 991756
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#98. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)

Howdy, Brainiac!!

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man...
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-07   19:19:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#99. To: A K A Stone (#6)

"Immigrant Nation!!"
(To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")

Say, truth be told, we're a free nation...
Hospitable to all persuasions...
Folks invade US, that ain't Right!!
They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!

They use our schools, but they don't pay...
They flood our hospitals and jails...
They march our streets...rights, they don't have...
ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!

American people, Immigrant Pride...
Give power to "them", and freedom dies!!

We are a proud Immigrant Nation...
Justice dawns, we must be patient...
Though I seem so gawldurned white...
MUD's still part-injun deep inside!!

American people, immigrant pride...
Respect our laws...or fear our might!!

Folks, maybe someday Left will learn...
Immigrant nation always yearns...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned!!

Mudboy Slim (8 May 2006)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-09   0:05:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#100. To: All (#99)

Hunnerd...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-09   0:09:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#101. To: All (#100)

"The Comeback of Protest Songs!!"

LOL...nice thread...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-10   11:13:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#102. To: Coral Snake (#21)

Limbaugh transcript...

"Drive-By Media Falls for Mahmoud's Letter" (May 9, 2006)

RUSH: Let me just get started with Mahmoud, because this a giant See, I Told You So. Yesterday on this program, behind this very Golden EIB Microphone, I told you this Mahmoud guy was a smart cookie -- oh, oil prices have fallen to 69 bucks, under $70 now. And you know why? Because of Mahmoud's letter! I've known for the longest time that when Mahmoud wants the price up, he threatens to nuke Israel. When he wants the price to go down, he does something that might look like a peace initiative, which is how this letter of his to President Bush is being portrayed. He just plays the Drive-By Media like a fiddle. In fact, when you read parts of Mahmoud's letter, which I will do for you in mere moments, you will swear you have heard all this before from Democrats. He almost recites the Democrat talking points, even down to the fact that Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (Laughing.)

So in order, Iran's president threw a -- and I told you the media would love this guy. I told you that the media could be played by this guy, that he would be looked at as the peace broker, the man who cares. That Bush would be portrayed as obstinate and uninterested. They know who their allies are in the Middle East in this country, the Democratic Party, the Drive-By Media. So from the Associated Press: "Iran's president threw a deft trump card into his standoff with the West on Monday when he dispatched a letter to President Bush proposing 'new solutions' to the crisis." He didn't propose any solutions! He didn't even reference the nuclear problem, which is the primary problem that we have. They refer to this letter as, "a diplomatic overture that vastly complicates U.S. hopes for U.N. Security Council sanctions to punish the Islamic regime."

I mean, that lead, that first paragraph, I'm telling you, this writer, Steven Hurst, he's out of Cairo; this guy had to have an orgasm writing this. He just loved this, praise Mahmoud, explain how Mahmoud's deft trump card now screws the United States' efforts at the United Nations. "Some analysts also saw the letter as a signal of a possible power struggle in Iran. While Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did not disclose what he wrote to the American leader, the letter's very existence appeared to offer Russia and China handy additional justification--" Well, we know what's in the letter now. So he played the left like a fiddle. Here's the story about oil prices down a dollar on Mahmoud's letter. Oil fell over one dollar -- (panting) -- everybody pants with excitement. By the way, USA Today has a poll, I guess it's Gallup, did a poll on who Americans blame for the oil price -- and 50% of the American people blame the oil companies.

Jonah Goldberg has a piece today in National Review Online about populism. He's got a great lead, great open. Two plus two does not equal five, but in American politics if millions of people thought it did, Congress would sanction it because it's a constituency. It's not a collection of idiots that think two plus two is five, it's a large number of people that need to be listened to. So 50% of the American people blame the oil companies. Do you know what responsibility the oil companies have for the price of oil? Zip, zero, nada. This means that 50% of the American people are dead wrong and haven't the slightest understanding how the price of oil, and thus the price of gasoline, is determined. And yet, since 50% of the American people stupidly, ignorantly, think it's the oil companies, that's why we're going to get Big Oil executives up there, and they're going to get hammered, and they're going to get blamed.

It's the same kind of thinking that drove the port deal. People had no clue what the port deal was about, but it didn't matter, there were so many of them, didn't matter that they were wrong or ignorant or didn't understand it, politicians had to get in gear. That's why populism is a bad thing, because it has no regard for what's actually true about anything. So I factor this into my formula, which I will share with you in mere moments, about the reason the mainstream media, while losing so much influence, at the same time could do so much damage. Anyway, oil fell over a buck on Monday "on hopes that tension--" people are out there hoping -- (panting) -- hoping that tension over "Iran's nuclear ambition will ease after Tehran made an unprecedented move to contact Washington." Oh, dialogue! Liberals love dialogue. I don't care what's being said. They just love dialogue. One dollar, ladies and gentlemen, off the price of oil, and Mahmoud is getting the credit in the mainstream media.

Then here's another AP story: "Iran Letter to Bush Criticizes U.S. Govt." Want to hear some things that Mahmoud said? Try this. "[The letter] lambasted Bush for his handling of the Sept. 11 attacks, accused the media of spreading lies about the Iraq war." By the way, the media agrees with that. He is not criticizing the media. The New York Times beating itself up over [the lies], and Judy Miller, that's why she's out, actually, because she bought the lies of the Bush administration about weapons of mass destruction. The media feels chagrined and embarrassed, so Mahmoud is showing them that he's on their side. Lambasted Bush for his handling of the September 11th attacks, accused the media of spreading lies and that makes it Bush's fault, of course, because Bush lied to them as well as everybody else. The letter "questioned whether the world would be a different place if the money spent on Iraq had been spent to fight poverty." Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in his letter to Bush, criticizes all the money spent in Iraq, saying it would have been better spent on poverty. "Would not your administration's political and economic standing have been stronger? And I am most sorry to say, would there have been an ever- increasing global hatred of the American government," had you spent the money poverty instead of the war in Iraq? Folks, too good to be true.

Here's the Reuters version of it. "On the pretext of the existence of WMDs (weapons of mass destruction)--" this graces Mahmoud's letter, "--this great tragedy came to engulf both the peoples of the occupied and the occupying country. Later it was revealed that no WMDs existed to begin with," said Mahmoud in his letter. "Lies were told in the Iraqi matter. What was the result? I have no doubt that telling lies is reprehensible in any culture, and you do not like to be lied to." It's Democrat talking points. If I were a Democrat, I'd be worried about this. Saddam's uttering their talking points, now Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is uttering their talking points. I guess they're happy about it. Folks, it's just too good to be true.

END TRANSCRIPT

Classic...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-10   12:03:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: All (#102)

"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Medyuh LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for what's Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...)8^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!

Mudboy Slim (09/11/2002)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-10   14:52:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#104. To: Rummy ROCKS!! (#86)

"Black's Tragic Wisdom!!"
(To be sung to Santana's "Black Magic Woman")

Got that Black tragic wisdom...
Trust the facts and good reason...
Right's gotta stand up fer FReedom!!
Help US to fight fer the FRee!!
RAT-freaks are whacked, tragic figures...
Left's tryin' to stake the heart of Liberty!!

Folks, turn the RATS outta DeeCee!!
BureaucRATS outta DeeCee!!
Left, don't turn yer back on SlimShady...
MUD's messin' 'round with yer heads!!
Folks, turn the RATS outta DeeCee!!
Do what's Right, stand up proud, Dittoheads!!

Give 'em hell, Reagan babies!!
Give Left hell, Limbaugh babies!!
Yes, Rush gots a spell on US, Nation...
Turning our spines into steel!!
I FReep 'gainst the RATS' tragic lessons
MUD shan't let RATbots be!!

Mudboy Slim (12 May 2006)

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-14   13:40:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#105. To: palo verde, sneakypete, Landru (#1)

"The Vile Clinton!!"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

Mudboy Slim (08/21/2001)

BTW...you cannot have a successful impeachment without...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-16   8:51:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#105)

News flash. Clinton isn't president anymore. Bush the sodomite is.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-05-16   8:52:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#107. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)

I'm still wishing upon a star fer a Reagan-conservative POTUS to lead this GOP-controlled Congress. Somebody who will use the Presidency as a soapbox for Re-Liberating America from a bloated Federal Leviathan. I thought that man was Steve Forbes back in 2000, but I lost. So I supported Dubyuh and heard him hint that he was more a Reagan-conservative than a MilquetoastModerate like his daddy. Sometimes, I almost get the impression that Bush can be a reagan-conservative, like with his Social Security Privatization plan, but then he keeps disappointing me on spending.

In 2008, the GOP needs to elect a true MovementConservative who understands that BigGuv'ment IS THE PROBLEM far more often than it is the solution!!

Allen, Pence, Tancredo, Paul, Brownback, Sessions...these are the names we need to be discussing, imho.

Regards...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-17   10:38:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#108. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, JHoffa_ (#2)

Neil Young's "Let's Impeach The President"

Let's impeach the President for lying
And misleading our country into war
Abusing all the power that we gave him
And shipping all our money out the door

Who's the man who hired all the criminals
The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors
They bend the facts to fit with their new stories
Of why we have to send our men to war

Let's impeach the President for spying
On citizens inside their own homes
Breaking every law in the country
By tapping our computers and telephones

What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees
Would New Orleans have been safer that way
Sheltered by our government's protection
Or was someone just not home that day?

Flip - Flop
Flip - Flop
Flip - Flop
Flip - Flop

Let's impeach the president for hijacking
Our religion and using it to get elected
Dividing our country into colors
And still leaving black people neglected

Thank god he's cracking down on steroids
Since he sold his old baseball team
There's lots of people looking at big trouble
But of course our president is clean.

Thank God

LOL...go fer it, RATS...Impeach Dubyuh, I dare ya!! I double-dawg dare ya...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-29   13:53:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#109. To: Mudboy Slim (#108)

Still whining for attention, I see..

Once again, your feelings of inadequacy have gotten the best of you.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-05-29   19:59:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#110. To: Jhoffa_ (#109)

Attention from you, needleneck? LOL...I see you finally got around to changing yer tagline, you insignificant whelp...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-29   23:13:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#111. To: Mudboy Slim (#110)

Hey, the fight thread is still there, Mud..

Ready and waiting.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-05-29   23:15:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#112. To: Jhoffa_ (#111)

"...the fight thread is still there..."

LOL...I'm sure it is. Too bad I got you Bozo'd over there...ain't enuff hours in the day to waste on reading yer ad hominems...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-30   9:58:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#113. To: Mudboy Slim (#112)

    I'm sure it is. Too bad I got you Bozo'd over there...

That's because you're a coward..

    ain't enuff hours in the day to waste on reading yer ad hominems

Like I said, Coward Boy.. any time you want a debate, bring it..

As it stands, all you do is whine, post "ad hominems" by the truck load and mangle otherwise good music.

Since you're incapable of debate, that's all that's left. You douche.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-05-30   12:49:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#114. To: Jhoffa_ (#113)

"...any time you want a debate, bring it."

Bring yer pencil-neck to DeeCee and we'll debate it face-to-face. Oh no, I fergot, yer a keyboard cowbou, a gutless KlownPu$$y...y'all ain't got the cajones to debate me in person.

Punk.

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-30   14:16:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#114)

    Bring yer pencil-neck to DeeCee and we'll debate it face-to-face.

Mud, you can't even debate me here.. Why would I want to travel into America's armpit to hear even more pointless stupidity from you?

Frankly, I can beat you here, there or anywhere.. and we both know it.

You're a loudmouthed keyboard commando who has the intelect and mindset of a small child. A talentless, boring, delusional nutcase who simply doesn't know when to keep his gigantic mouth shut.

I'll beat you and you know it.. so, by default, you hide behind unqualified statements and rip-off song "parodies"

It's all you can do, it's all you've ever done and it's likely all you'll ever aspire to in the future. You douche.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-05-30   16:58:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#116. To: Jhoffa_ (#115)

"Why would I want to travel into America's armpit to hear even more pointless stupidity from you?"

'Cuz I think you could learn something...plus, DeeCee's a beautiful place to visit. Seriously, keep an eye out fer anti-war, anti-Bush rallies this summer. I'll be counter-protesting and maybe before or after, we could grab a bite to eat.

Unless you are an absolute simpleton Ratbot, I think you'll find I'm not the arch-enemy you seem insistent upon creating...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-31   10:32:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#117. To: Jhoffa_ (#115)

"I'll beat you and you know it."

Prove it...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-31   10:33:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#118. To: Jhoffa_ (#115)

"keep an eye out fer anti-war, anti-Bush rallies this summer. I'll be counter-protesting..."

You'll have the protection of thousands of yer fellow RATbots...no need to be scair't of...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-31   12:58:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#119. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, Coral Snake (#2)

GOP Senators who voted IN FAVOR of this monstrosity (S. 2611)...

Bennett (R-UT), Brownback (R-KS) (this one surprised me), Chafee (R-RI) (I thought he was an Indy...LOL!!), Coleman (R-MN) , Collins (R-ME), Craig (R-ID), DeWine (R-OH) (RINO- bitch!!), Domenici (R-NM), Frist (R-TN) (Frist just lost the GOP nomination in '08), Graham (R-SC) (whatta weanie), Gregg (R-NH), Hagel (R-NE) (McStain-lite), Jeffords (I-VT) (Jumpin' Jim), Kerry (D- MA) (figgers...just another Bushbot), Lieberman (D-CT) (Moderate, my arse), Lugar (R-IN), Martinez (R-FL), McCain (R- AZ) (Maverick THIS, Punk!!), McConnell (R-KY) (WOW...I'm disappointecd with this one), Murkowski (R-AK) (Arkansas, whatta ya expect?), Smith (R- OR) , Snowe (R-ME), Specter (R-PA) (don't git me started with this twit), Stevens (R-AK) (RINO-extraordinaire), Voinovich (R-OH), Warner (R-VA) (my bad...but we'll rid VA of his stain come 2008),

Get to work, folks, all these MORONS need to be retired...ASAP!!

Regards...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-05-31   13:58:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#120. To: Mudboy Slim (#116)

    Unless you are an absolute simpleton Ratbot, I think you'll find I'm not the arch-enemy you seem insistent upon creating...MUD

On the contrary.. I don't want an "arch enemy" Mud.

What I want is someone who can honestly and objectively debate political issues.

You run and hide from them instead of offering your opinions in good faith. That's what started this, not me looking for "enemies" to plaster.

Democracy was getting old anyway...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-05-31   20:09:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#121. To: Jhoffa_ (#120)

"What I want is someone who can honestly and objectively debate political issues."

Well then, if I am unable to meet yer high expectations, then carry on, my wayward son.

However, I don't think that is really why you attacked palo and TLB and others, nor is it cause fer yer silly jihad against...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-01   6:00:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#122. To: Jhoffa_, TLBSHOW, palo verde, Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, Willie Green, Neil McIver (#120)

"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")

The RATS they gather in the Park...
To march against "Dubyuh's War"...
The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark...
FReep them with yer VOTES!!
Give Left hell 'til they're gone...
RATS wish that they weren't freaks...
Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!

Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal...
Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATS hell...
We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell...
Liberty is burnin' bright!!
RATS fear the dreams of the Right...
Clinton is Left's Traitor...
Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!

A megaphone and our flag displayed...
The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made...
'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid...
We're free, we're acting up!!
We fought against Slick Willie's scum...
Too bad Senate didn't rate...
RATS fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!

(Mud on harp...)

Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare...
Life is good, but it ain't fair...
Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!"
Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!!
Reagan's Amnesty was vile...
Lib'rals, they just cannot relate...
Tell me why...why must DemocRATS HATE?!

Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked...
We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!!
Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts...
RATS do favors fer Chi-Coms!!
Please don't believe the Medyuh spin...
Freedom is our fate!!
Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!

FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"...
'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins...
The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!!
Dubyuh's reigned supreme...
Amnesty's his dream...
But Right is just too great...
Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!

(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)

Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-04   16:45:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#123. To: Mudboy Slim (#122)

Ugh...is it really necessary to refer to Democrats as "rats"?

-patriot2112

patriot2112  posted on  2006-06-04   21:58:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#124. To: Mudboy Slim (#122)

Aren't republicans and democrats morphing into one central theme?

Schoolin Since Birth

master_of_disaster  posted on  2006-06-04   22:01:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#125. To: master_of_disaster (#124)

If by one central theme you mean serving corporate interests and preserving the status quo, you'd be right.

patriot2112  posted on  2006-06-04   22:04:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#126. To: patriot2112 (#125)

I was talking more about being lax on illegals and gay marriage, but you have a point as well. I just looked over at free republic and someone said bush was the next reagan it made me sick because reagan would have done something on illegals.

Schoolin Since Birth

master_of_disaster  posted on  2006-06-04   22:07:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#127. To: master_of_disaster (#126)

The illegal immigration issue is only to be stuck on a pole and waved around until Nov. 2. Who knows what either side really thinks about the issue. At the end of the day, it's the people who line their pockets who get their ear. As far as gay marriage, I support gay marriage so I have no problem with inaction on that subject; any "action" on the issue is just election-year pandering.

That Bush can be compared to a stateseman like Reagan is laughable.

patriot2112  posted on  2006-06-04   22:12:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#128. To: patriot2112 (#127)

I wasn't allowed to post anything on the comparision so bush lovers can kiss his pictures all they want. We will see if the illegal immigration bill comes up when votes are needed. What conservatives don't understand is that the illegals who come over here will vote Liberal. Viva La Mexico I guess. We all better study up on our spanish because they're be the majority soon if Bush gets his way.

Schoolin Since Birth

master_of_disaster  posted on  2006-06-04   22:19:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#129. To: master_of_disaster (#128)

Regarding illegal immigration -- the rhetoric doesn't match the reality on either side of the debate. The pro-"amnesty" crowd claims there is no amnesty but a "path to citizenship," when we all know this is just a scam to attract cheap labor but never give them citizenship.

The anti- side claims we will succumb to the Latino people and lose our heritage, etc.

I think the truth is somewhere in the middle. Which is why an election year is absolutely the worst time to try to address the issue, when truth and nuance are scarcely, if ever found in politics.

patriot2112  posted on  2006-06-04   22:24:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#130. To: patriot2112 (#123)

"...is it really necessary to refer to Democrats as "rats"?"

I'm sorry, but yes...if it makes you feel any better, I have an even greater dislike for R-RINOS**...MUD

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-05   1:51:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#131. To: master_of_disaster (#124)

"Aren't republicans and democrats morphing into one central theme?"

Indeed, some (most?) Republicans have adopted the RATS' devotion to an ever- expanding Federal Leviathan, but they've still got a decent cadre of genuine Reagan-Republicans, imho...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-05   1:53:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#132. To: master_of_disaster (#126)

"I just looked over at free republic and someone said bush was the next reagan..."

Absolutely ridiculous and an insult to the Gipper.

"...reagan would have done something on illegals."

Reagan's biggest domestic mistake as POTUS was his Amnesty deal in '86...actually, it was a bit of a devil's bargain wherein he agreed to grant the ILLEGALS Amnesty in exchange for much stricter laws against employers of ILLEGALS. If these laws wouldda been enforced by Bush/Clinton/Bush, we wouldn't be having the problems we are having today.

Regards...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-05   1:57:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#133. To: Mudboy Slim (#130)

Ah. And what is the epithet for Republicans in general? (I can think of a few....) :)

patriot2112  posted on  2006-06-05   1:59:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#134. To: patriot2112 (#133)

"...what is the epithet for Republicans in general?"

LOL...there are plenty, I'm sure. However, I haven't disowned all Pubbies like I have disowned all Democrat leaders...MUD

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-05   2:01:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#135. To: patriot2112, A K A Stone, JHoffa_ (#133)

"Right Still Hasn't Found What We're Lookin' For!!"
(To be sung to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For")

I have rhymed...fightin' sosh'lists...
Right has come to believe...
Lowly shall see the Truth...
Lowly shall see the Truth!!

R-RINO** scum, you are WRONG!!
RightWing's fate inside a song...
Inside a song...
Mudboy shall sing the Truth!!

Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for...
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!

Right-Wing's pissed...give a rip!!
Liberty is "in"...honor the Gip!!
Freedom's on fire...
An omnidesire!!

LeftWing's broke...Commie scum is dang'rous...
Big Guv'ment's the Hand of the Devil!!
We shall swarm from the Right...
We shall rock, we shall roll!!

Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for...
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!

I believe that our Freedom's won...
Do unto others 'cuz Freedom has come!!
Freedom is won!!
Hell yes!! Right's oncoming!!

We broke our bonds 'cuz our...
Truth shall reign!!
RATS fear the Cross...
Leftwing shame...
RATbot shame!!
You better believe it!!

Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for...
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
We'll devolve Guv'ment Power...won't forsake the Poor.
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Right Since Birth!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-07   14:16:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#136. To: All (#135)

"Muslims!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...our sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...Jesus loves ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 posted on 09/18/2001 8:44:27 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)

Yep...MUD

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-09   14:09:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#137. To: All (#4)

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")

About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

(Chorus: (All together))
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"

MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!!
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!

So then I went and taught Slick's bots how Slick Willie LIES!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"

(Mudboy on harp)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!!
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry lashed at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002)

Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   9:10:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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