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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
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URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
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Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!
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#727. To: Mudboy Slim (#687)
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Hey there, mel...I'm mostly over here...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, HERE I am...please stop by and visit...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Barack with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...BO'sMYbi+C#!! MUD (7/26/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Black is back... If Left has its way, [We] gotta choose... Bad is bad, [We] gotta choose... Black is back... Mudboy Slim (22 November 2008) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Cute story.... Right after FallGuy posted the article this morning , FR went down. FallGuy called out, I think I broke something . Then we laughed so hard because this has been his first time ever on a computer when he registered as a FReeper." LOL...the Leftist Hackers Hate and Fear the Truth, don't they?! Reminds me a story from the Summer of '00. In June/July of last year, I became APPALLED that there were no FReeper Rallies Fer Justice planned in DeeCee until October 2000's "March Fer Liberty II." Therefore, me and a few other FReepers decided upon 12 August 2000 for the date of the Patriot's March Fer Justice in which we would call for the RE-Impeachment of the EX-Traitor-in-Chief. Well, in early-to-mid-July, I played hookey from work and began a thread in which I started publicizing the 8/12/00 Gathering and was actually building up a pretty good bit of momentum for the concept. PokerFace had agreed to play at the Lincoln Memorial and Randy Stalls had agreed to come and sing his great patriotic song "I Believe in the Children" and we had began to line up speakers, and I was literally HOUNDING Limbaugh to publicize the Event to his 20 Million listeners!! I was seriously JAZZED and my FReepin' seemed to be well- received on-Forum...in my mind, we were gonna re-open the Issue of The Appropriateness of a known Felon, Rapist, and Traitor completing his Term in the Oval Office...and just in time for the Presidential Campaign!!! Well...then the weirdness started happening. I've got the actual thread buried in my Stack of Stuff here somewhere, but I remember prodding on my fellow FReepers with the statement, "SHEEEESH...you put out a call for Patriots and everybody runs fer the tall grass!!" Soon after, FR went down!! Well, it was late at night and--in all the excitement--I hadn't slept much for a few days, so I cozied up in my La-Z-Boy and watched a little mindless TeeVee until I fell asleep for a few hours, ignorantly leaving my computer on. When I awoke, my computer had been hacked. And not just a little hacking, but totally FRIED!! I've got some friends in the local police department and they traced the hacker through a few dummy email addresses, but the culprit was never caught, and that computer has never worked since (although I do still have it and most of my hard drive was salvageable). Well...for awhile, I FReeped from various Kinko's locations and racked up hundreds of dollars worth of bills there and kept pushing for the 8/12/00 Patriot's March Fer Justice, but some other weird coincidences (I'll save those for another day) kept happening and the Missuz started to freak more than a bit, and the March--while held--never reached anywhere near its potential. Meanwhile, I was without a computer of my own for almost two months and my QUEST FER RE- IMPEACHMENT was derailed for the time being. In closing, let me just point out how close I believe we were...as you know, since the Gulf War, I've listened to Rush Limbaugh religiously for anywhere from 20-30 hours per week (I tape his show and re-listen to it when I can). The very next day after my computer was hacked into oblivion, I was taping Limbaugh's show and Rush said--and this is the only time I've heard him say these words-- "everybody's running for the tall grass..."!! Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo...MUD 276 posted on 10/17/2001 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hot-diggity...you just earned yerself another song...LOL!! "RE-Impeachment Fever" Ha-aiigh!! It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed... (Awesome RightWinger, SecondAmendmentSupportin' Guitar Jammin') Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"... Catch the Fever...RE-Impeachment Fever! FReegards...MUD 290 posted on 10/17/2001 9:40:01 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, bttt...mud
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Obama's simply not gonna survive his second term...he'll RESIGN sometime in 2015, I reckon...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bravo. ;)
Muchas gracias, mi hermana...MUD ?8^D!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No, Right's not angels... Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow... No I'm no angel... So you don't give a darn about me No, MUD's no angel... Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013) BTW...thank U...thankyouverymuch...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, WOO HOO...WOO HOO...WOO HOO... Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg... They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's Been Fergotten!!" Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------------------------------ RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Justice is its own reward...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2003 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite... I understand it's a big decision... Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter... I understand it's a big decision... Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!! (Guitar jammin') Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Oh-ahhh-oh!! Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!! (guitar jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Uhmmm... Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATS with our minds... Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ronald Reagan In His Own Words" A collection of some classic Reaganisms: • "Government growing beyond our consent had become a lumbering giant, slamming shut the gates of opportunity, • "Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. • "Well, this administration's objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides • "Above all we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable • "Did we forget that government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child • "We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. • "America is too great for small dreams." • "We will always remember. We will always be proud. God Bless the Greatest POTUS in MY Lifetime...........so far. Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch") RightWing's inspired...RATS can't stand it... Folks, won't you help US FReep?!! DemRATS ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive... Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!! Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment... Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!! Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON... Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!! Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame... Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs. Folks, we shall Devolve Power... The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!! Yeah, we gotta win it, guys... RATS try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!! Right's gotta win it, gals... Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum... SlixMUDZbitch...that's Right!! RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD... Terri's the Mark...let's fight!! Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned... Shot a child in the back...that's Right!! Folks, RATS ain't got no shame... They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWhores!! Folks, we shall Devolve Power!! The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!! I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!" Got to Devolve... Yeah, come join the Right's Power!! Hey hey hey Hey hey yeah... Mudboy Slim 116 posted on MONday, August 09, 2004 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim (Vast RightWing is Rockin'!! Sow QUIT yer KNOCKin...!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RightWing's inspired...RATS can't stand it... Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment... Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame... Yeah, we gotta win it, guys... RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD... Folks, RATS ain't got no shame... I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!" Mudboy Slim 116 posted on MONday, August 09, 2004 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BASS-turd ALERT!!" "RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!! RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!! RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!!" PUNK..RINO..SEAnile..chemicalLEE-imBALanced..embarrASSment!! YES...all of the ABOVE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, “Open Letter to the Main Stream Media: “We are not amateurs and we are going to kick your butts. We have watched you for years try to tell us how to think, what to think, who to vote for and what to believe based solely on your own agenda. In past years, you have come to think of yourselves as the fourth branch of government, the movers and shapers of opinion and the arbiters of truth. In case you have not been watching, America is sick and tired of you. We are turning away from you in record numbers. Your audience and readership is declining faster than you can say the word 'bias', and instead of recognizing the trend, you have only become further entrenched and determined to force society to play by your rules. “Technology has allowed us to ignore you, and in many cases, replace you altogether. I grew up watching Walter Cronkite every night, not yet aware of his agenda, his bias and his overwhelming desire to turn the nation against its leaders unless they agreed with him. I saw him replaced by the most dishonest, agenda-driven anchorman this nation has ever produced. That Dan Rather is one of you should be enough to make you feel dirty....“You believe yourselves to be solely qualified to pontificate on the day-to-day events going on around the world as if journalism school gives you a special insight into the truth. When I was in college, people went to J-school only if they flunked out of business school and did not want to become teachers. “Well guess what? The world is on to you." WOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...MUD 514 posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 12:08:31 PM by Mudboy Slim "U" aX'd 4 it, n.o.w. "U" gits IT!! But NOT you, u or YOO..."U" know HOO "U" R, right?! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are UPon U... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you... FReegards...Mudboy Slim (11/22/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookies TOONS" ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gotta LOVE it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, GOOFy-lookin' AND STOOOPIDer than a ROCK...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bwahahahaha...RATZ R funny when outta Power...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We decry corruption when we see'it... Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... (Keyboard/Percussion) We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... (Keyboard/Percussion to fade) Mudboy Slim BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!! Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo... If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite SincereLEE, P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!" So sayeth the word of...MUD 1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim ) 1,042 posted on FRIday, March 14, 2003 4:49:03 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Fix Is In (Levy Investigator also Vince Foster & Mary Mahoney Investigator)" Crime/Corruption Front Page News Keywords: AGENT BRADLEY J. GARRETT: FOSTER/MAHONEY/LEVY FIXER Source: U.S. Department of Justice Web Site U.S. Department of Justice February 5, 2001 MEMORANDUM TO: Heads of Department Components FROM: Robert S. Mueller, III SUBJECT: The Attorney General's 49th Annual Awards THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT a. Description. The Attorney General's Award for Excellence in Law Enforcement is designed to recognize outstanding professional achievement by a law enforcement officer of the Department of Justice. Normally there will be one to two awards granted annually. b. Definition. The term "law enforcement officer" means an employee whose primary duties are the investigation, apprehension, or detention of individuals suspected or convicted of offenses against the criminal laws of the United States. c. Criteria. All law enforcement officers employed by the Department of Justice are eligible. A nominee must have demonstrated unusual courage or outstanding accomplishments in the field of law enforcement. Nominations may be submitted by heads of Department components for employees of other Department organizations if they have sufficient knowledge of the employee's performance. However, these nominations must also bear the endorsement of the employee's bureau head in order to be considered for the award. AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett and Supervisory Special Agent Scott G. Jessee are honored for their exceptional efforts in the four-year international manhunt for Mir Aimal Kansi, the man responsible for killing two and wounding three other Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employees at the entrance to the CIA Headquarters on January 25, 1993. As the FBI's primary presence in Pakistan, Mr. Jessee negotiated the eventual delivery of Kansi where he could be apprehended by American agents. Mr. Garrett led the FBI arrest team, which apprehended Kansi within Pakistan on June 15, 1997. Their outstanding leadership and dedication to this investigation led to Kansi's conviction for capital murder and a sentence of death by the presiding judge. ------------------- Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett, recently named lead investigator into the Chandra Levy "case," was also a lead investigator in the Vincent Foster "suicide" and also a lead investigator in the Mary Caitlin Mahoney/Starbucks triple-homicide. Do the math, please. 1 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys ------------------- SOMETHING TO BE CHECKED OUT: (If this Mark R. Garrett, who worked for Gary Condit, is related to FBI Special Agent Bradley (Garrett), Mark R. Garrett, Member Governor Gray Davis appointed Mark Garrett of Merced to The Reclamation Board on March 21, 2001. Mr. Garrett is a licensed real estate broker and Managing Partner of a private investment company that owns and operates independent business and real estate ventures in California. He acts as an investor and consultant in a variety of real estate developments in the San Joaquin Valley. Mr. Garrett served in the House of Representatives in Washington, DC, as an Administrative Assistant to Congressman Gary Condit from 1989 to 1991. From 1977 to 1989, he held a number of senior-level positions on the staff of Congressman Tony Coelho, both in Washington and in California. During his tenure, Mr. Garrett worked closely with many groups and organizations in the area of agriculture, water, and environmental issues. He represented California at the American-Swiss Foundation's Leadership Conference in Switzerland and continues his involvement with those organizations. He was named as an Outstanding Young Man of America by the United States Jaycees. He currently serves as a member of the Pastoral Council of St. Patrick's/Our Lady of Mercy Church. Mr. Garrett was appointed and is a past member of the Redevelopment Agency of the City of Merced and also is a member of the Board of Trustees for the University of California, Merced. He is a former member of the United Way Board of Directors and has served on various business and community organizations. Mr. Garrett was awarded a Bachelor of Science Degree in Business Administration by California State University, Fresno. 4 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:32:29 PDT by justoneoftheguys --------------------- Maybe he's getting ready to go for that big "One-In-A-Row". 10 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:29:01 PDT by capt. norm ----------------------- Ultimately, Republican George Bush and Republican Attorney General John Ascroft are the final stops in this process! Sure makes me confident that justice will be served.. NOT! 11 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:36:23 PDT by HalfIrish ----------------------- Betty Jo: Mr. Ashcroft has some hard decisions ahead; my feeling is, he ain't got the spine (or has something in his closet, To: Snow Bunny, PhiKapMom, Lady in Blue, sinkspur, GOP J, Reagan Man, Doctor Raoul, Taxman, stand watie "Ashcroft will you be the mouse that roared OR the MAN that demands respect and walks tall and does the right thing." Exactly, my FRiend... AG Ashcroft, I fully expect you to do the Right thing in the upcoming months and INDICT Terry McAuliffe I pray y'all make the Right Decision!! FReegards...MUD 87 Posted on 08/17/2001 21:39:14 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. monDREmo on pie-anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. ---------------------------------------------------- FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) "Y?" U ask..."'Cuz..." repLIED...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD -------------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! 1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hear HERE...DE-pop*U*late the DEEP STATE!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "WE ARE THE WORLD!!" NOW is the time... We can't go on... [Chorus] Sing from yer heart!!! [Chorus] Folks, Left flouts its Power!! [Chorus] Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, THIS has been my Life's Story so far...good 2 know I tain't totalLEE ticked OFF the Man Above...MUD BTW... Mudboy Slim is my name and I freeped with that DeeCee gang... The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Libs, it's time to make a change... All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!! Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!! (Nice little guitar breakout) Libs, it's time you make a change... Righteous right, fight with pride...FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!! Mudboy Slim 122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) THEIR words, not...MUDZ "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bttt...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Not too shabby...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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#728. To: mel (#727)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#729. To: mel, a k a stone, auntb, borisY, doctor raoul, dirtboy, Landru, jhoffa_, putupon (#727)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#730. To: meguro, ferret, Jethro Tull, jla, FBD, Uncle Tom, trueblackman, Biff Tannen, backhoe (#724)
Speaking of braindead Obamabot morons...Hello, Meg!!
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#731. To: Murron, A K A Stone, palo verde (#730)
(To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")
I want my Nation back.
We say, "Let's pray."
Guv'ment, go away!!
Oh-oh, what can we do??
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
Freedoms stripped away.
Big Guv'ment's not Right...
Reject the Network spin-in-in...
Oh-oh, what can we do?!!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong...
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!
Dem Marxists are so sad.
Let's fight fer Right...
Let us find peace of mind.
Oh oh. what can I do?!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong...
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!
I want my Nation back.
It's gray, it's gray,
More taxes ain't The Way!!
Oh-oh, what can we do?!
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#732. To: mel (#727)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#733. To: All (#732)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")
Well, Bill don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong...
Slick knows we shall Re-Impeach!!
Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz the Econ'my's goin' good...
Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!
By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour!
The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"...
Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!!
We're gettin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing!
It's growin'...RE- Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'!
It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain!
Folks want a ch-ch-change!
You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain,
"It's okay for Bill to LIE...
Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"
Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!!
The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATS...
They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever!
Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!
Dethrone Left's "Leader"! RE- Impeachment Fever!
Indict Slick's Minions! RE-Impeachment Fever!!
Yeahhhhhhhhh! Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
Yee-owwww!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#734. To: All (#733)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#735. To: sneakypete, meguro, Ferret Mike, backhoe, Jhoffa_, Jasmine, AuntB, byeltsin, stoner, Landru, (#733)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#736. To: meguro, Biff Tannen, Jhoffa_, Jethro Tull, A K A Stone, goldilucky, AuntB, sneakypete, buckeroo, byeltsin, BorisY (#718)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#737. To: Mudboy Slim (#732)
#738. To: mel (#737)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#739. To: mel (#737)
(Edited)
Mooch ass grassy ass, mi amiga...es bueno!!
(2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "I'm No Angel")
Folks, we're not strangers 2 the streets...
Left's got US labeled...
DemRATS shall crumble at R feet!!
Yes, MUD knows, Barry...
Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!!
Yes, I'm half crazy...
Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!!
Folks, Barack wears chaps that tingle...
BO will NEVER LEAD U, folks...
Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!!
RATS STEALIN' all R gold!!
LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
Still, MUD's no stranger to the HOOd...
Let me rock this Nation...
HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!!
Oh come on, Barry...
Come and play...MUD'll show U up N HOOps!!
Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee...
Come on and fight me, FEYries!!
I never treat you bad
I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you
I'll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds
I'll bring you back some gold
Right's 4 angels...
Still, I'm no stranger to the dark...
Let MUD rock this Nation...
Let me start a fire N yer heart!!
Oh come on, Patriots...
Come and let MUD show U my good news!!
HELP ME drive RATS crazy...
Come on and love me, Barry!!
Oh come on, Barry...
RATS R LAZY!!
Barack's dainty...
Oh come on, Reggie...
Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#740. To: Mick, Keith, and the boyz... (#4)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#741. To: goldilucky, war, STANKYpete, A K A Stone, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, meguro, Biff Tannen, Willie Green (#740)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight 4 yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#742. To: Liberator, mel_living, AuntB, GrandmaC, Jethro Tull, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, Auraka, honda68 (#583)
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#743. To: mel, AuntB, Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, Sabertooth, coteblanche, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#727)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We keep our heads up fer RAT's perfect crime...
Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
RATS find themselves alone when each vote's thru!!
Left, please admit that Slick's a foolish dude!!
Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!!
Fer you, I know I'll even fight to turn the tide...
Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We reach our hands out to the souls that try...
It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#744. To: All (#590)
threatening to crush the very roots of our freedom."
It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back.
Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it."
equal opportunity for all Americans, with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."
as the will and moral courage of free men and women."
becomes a shareholder with the first penny of taxes paid?"
We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much."
We will always be prepared, so we can always be free."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#745. To: All (#743)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#746. To: redleghunter, hondo68, goldilucky (#745)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATS ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!
Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power...
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
RATS try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum...
SlixMUDZbitch...that's Right!!
Terri's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot a child in the back...that's Right!!
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWhores!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!! Sow QUIT yer KNOCKin...!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#747. To: All (#746)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#748. To: Pukin Dog (#746)
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#749. To: All (#748)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, U RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't U smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds U!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow 4 yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown U!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't U smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vince Foster's Death condemns U!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find his groove.
Think U'll B all right with all yer money...
But 2morrow, Dwight shall B buggerin' U!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't U help U.S. tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds U!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back!!
Just one more FIX, Bill, might do the trick...
One HELL of a price 4 U 2 git yer kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all U!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#750. To: All (#749)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#751. To: All (#750)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#752. To: All (#751)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#753. To: All (#752)
And she's THE BEST DemRATZ got, apparentLEE...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#754. To: All (#752)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#755. To: All (#709)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATS' Clown!!
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Spring is here and The Time Is Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!!
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Spring is here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back...
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"...
Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band...
Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!
to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control.
The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality,
chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights.
The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government,
but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will-- to flourish.
exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter.
A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office,
making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed
to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law;
however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts)
of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick.
Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...
or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman.
If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering
a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through
key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral.
this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course.
Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth
about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor
and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!"
in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago,
simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's.
Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!
("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#756. To: All (#745)
Published: 02/05/01 Author: Robert Mueller, Director, FBI
Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys
Office of the Deputy Attorney General
Washington, D.C. 20530
Acting Deputy Attorney General
now the lead Condit/Levy investigator, there'll be very little doubt left as to a cover-up):
which made him "attractive" as Attorney General); but another FReeper said it better here:
Ashcroft can either go down in history as being the Attorney General who brought the concept of Equal Justice
back to the Department of Justice, or else he will be the low-life scum who RESIGNS from embarrassment after the GOP loses
the House and falls further behind in the Senate after November '02!!
for his many Campaign Finance FELONIES committed in the '96 Clinton Campaign!! And President Bush,
I respect your integrity, contributed to your campaign, and enthusiastically voted for you last November...
but I will become a major thorn in your side should you decide to allow this Clinton Corruption to go unpunished!!
It's decision time, folks...is the Bush Administration gonna prove they're against Big Guv'ment Corruption?!
Or are you just gonna go along to get along?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#757. To: All (#756)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' OLDE!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
MUDZ tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FLAMErz ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#758. To: All (#757)
(Edited)
I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.
A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea.
Turning the curve he waved his hand.
A sleek brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round. Usurper."
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses" 
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#759. To: All (#757)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Over my dead body...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#760. To: All (#759)
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#761. To: Biff Tannen, buckeroo, war, meguro, Willie Green (#756)
Nimrods, and/OR Ne'er-DO- wells...
RETIRE THEM ALL...NOW!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#762. To: All Earth Day Celebrants (#579)
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!
Pretending RATS are SANE!!
True TRUMPsterz shall soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
And MUD's "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
We are the world...
RATS kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
So RATS know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as O.N.E.!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT-TRAITORS spread Left's LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#763. To: continental op, Murron, liberator, stand watie, RebelGal (#582)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our freep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#764. To: ForGod'sSake, Landru, BOBTHENAILER, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225 (#763)
(To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
If you want, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!
RATS're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
I know...DemRATS don't know!!
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#765. To: Gimme Free Stuff!! (#575)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#766. To: All (#765)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#767. To: Jhoffa_ (#1)
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