An original song parody by Donny Aldridge. Singer/songwriter, political satirist. Grandma Got Molested at the Airport
LYRICS
Grandma got molested at the airport
Flyin’ home to our house Christmas day
They groped her breast and manhandled her hoo-hah
They ought to be arrested, TSA
Her metal hip set the alarm off
So they had to pat her down
But they patted her so roughly
That her Depends underwear fell to the ground.
She never felt so violated
And when they finished their attack
There were glove marks on her buttocks
And incriminating latex in her crack.
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They made her take her wooden leg off
And remove her purple wig
They confiscated all her prune juice
And they rummaged through her luggage like a pig
Now Grandma’s cherub-like demeanor
Had quickly turned into a funk
She saw them cuppin’ Grandpa’s balls and weiner
Raised her cane and shouted out “DON’T TOUCH HIS JUNK!”
