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Trump OKs DACA Amnesty: ‘This Is a Case of Heart’
US Govt: Arresting WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange Now a Top “Priority” (Another Trump Flip-Flop)
Conspiracy, The Prosecutor’s Darling
American Airlines investigates after video shows mom in tears
Please, God, Stop Chelsea Clinton from Whatever She Is Doing
Trump – two steps forward, one step back
Meet Eric July (America’s top black Christian anarcho-capitalist rap-metal artist.)
Oklahoman author, Texas dispute ownership of 'lunar Bibles'
Border Lawmakers Balk at Donald Trump’s Wall Request
An 11-Year-Old Is Suing Trump for His Climate Change Skepticism
Thousands of ex-Taliban fighters may have entered Germany: report
O’Reilly’s former show turns out the lights
Trump Plays Budget Hardball in Congress to Build Border Wall
Feminist Who Once Dated Anthony Weiner, Complained Bill O’Reilly ‘Thanked Her For Being Blonde’
Obama’s CIA Director John Brennan CONSPIRED with Foreign Spies AGAINST Donald Trump
West Virginia middle school teacher photographed wearing ‘Tuck Frump’ shirt in class
Trump quasi-endorses Le Pen: "She’s the strongest on what’s been going on in France"
Are Puerto Ricans really American citizens?
April 22 is Earth Day: let's remember the co-founder who killed then composted his girlfriend
The [Election] Suspense Is Almost Too Much for the French
Mr. Wee Wee is ... feeling Obama sized PRIDE--- fOr the Berkley prOtesters!!!
Dad Drops Son a Mile From Home, Goes to Jail.
REPORT: Pence has negotiated Obamacare replacement amendment with Freedom Caucus!
Report: James Murdoch plans to turn Fox News into yet another progressive establishment news outlet
Total Chaos: Cyber Attack Fears As MULTIPLE CITIES HIT With Simultaneous Power Grid Failures: Shockwave Of Delays In San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York
Bill O'Reilly will stick it to Fox and compete. Fox will have some competition.
Talk about paranoia - delusions - grandiose thinking ... this is TDS --- at its finest !
The Oklahoma City Bombing After 22 Years
Operation Gotham Shield: U.S. Gov’t To “Simulate Nuke Blast Over Manhattan” As Actual War Nears (False flag watch is now active.)
Cohasset (Mass) police seize 100 firearms and 5 military-grade shells from Doane St. home
WATCH: Cop Kills Unarmed Navy Vet for Getting Out His ID — Not Charged
WATCH: Cops Raid Innocent Marine Vet’s Home as He Slept, Beat Him in Bed
Court: No Immunity For Federal Agent Who Made Elderly Woman Stand In Urine-Soaked Pants For Two Hours While He Questioned Her (Update on Moon Rock Story)
SHIRE GENIUS Flores Man ‘hobbits’ found in Indonesia were definitely NOT early humans, scientists confirm
EXCLUSIVE: Aaron Hernandez left behind a handwritten suicide note for his gay jailhouse LOVER - who is now on suicide watch - and two more for his fiancee and four-year-old daughter
Oregon Cop's Inability To Keep His Hands Off A Resident's Phone Costs Taxpayers $85,000 In Legal Fees
DHS Boss Calls For More Fear, Less Encryption
Chelsea Clinton Says Americans Were TOO SEXIST to Elect Her Mom
Paris Muslim who killed policeman, shot two others just days before French election was released EARLY from 20-year sentence for trying to kill cops
END OF AN ERA: Murdoch Family Fires Bill O’Reilly – Promotes Bob Beckel and Juan Williams
It’s Time to Stop Pretending North Korea Is a Threat to the United States
New England Patriots Call Out New York Times for “Fake News” Photographs…
Home Again, and Hello Dante
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Could Reunite — Because They Hate Trump More Than Each Other
Pat Buchanan: Has Diversity Put Democracy in a Death Spiral?
Interior Department Takes Steps to Make America Great Again
Tension Builds: Vladimir Putin Mobilizes Troops and Equipment To North Korean Border: “Fears U.S. Is Preparing To Attack
Ellen Degeneres deals ... 70 % off --- amazon - 138 deals found
My mid-year predictions
Tempers flare at Supreme Court over religious liberty case
How The Media Really Works
Post Date: 2017-04-19 10:34:43 by Deckard
This hilarious comic is spot-on when it comes to how we get our information.Credit: Dustin Rogers Even the outlets with the best intentions have something different to say about the same event that another outlet is reporting on, and the only thing that readers can do is take each article with a grain of salt. Unfortunately, even if the majority of readers attempt to not react dramatically to an issue, those that cant contain themselves then spew misinformation based on what they read from a biased news source and further add their opinions into the equation. Keeping all of this in mind, Dustin Rogers, a comic artist from Columbus, Ohio, cleverly portrayed this media conundrum ...
What Kind of Pet Should Trump Get?
Post Date: 2017-04-16 10:47:29 by Willie Green
Of all the stains besmirching the Trump presidency the ethical lacunae, the spasmodic policy fits, the Golf Digest aesthetic none looms so large as the absence of a White House pet. Breathes there a man with a soul so dead that he doesnt want a loyal dog or faithful feline trotting beside him when he mounts that lonely staircase to the venerable Master Bedroom?Apparently, yes.It seems emblematic of President Trumps blaring tone-deafness for the office that he doesnt even feign interest in recruiting a furry, fowlish or finny friend. Pets reap vast, humanizing rewards for presidents, as almost every one of his predecessors has discovered.The White ...
The Coming Incompetence Crisis
Post Date: 2017-04-15 17:28:44 by hondo68
President Trump in the White House. I just read that the Trump administration has filled only 22 of the 553 key positions that require Senate confirmation. This makes me worry that the administration will not have enough manpower to produce the same volume and standard of incompetence that weve come to expect so far.Granted, in its first few months the administration has produced an impressive amount of ineptitude with very few people.On his worst days Sean Spicer can produce more errors than 10 normal men on their best days. Kellyanne Conway can flail her way through television confrontations 24/7 and still have the stamina to lose to the Teletubbies on Saturday morning.The White ...
Award-wining Redneck Poem from early 1900’s
Post Date: 2017-04-05 19:04:00 by Deckard
Don't ya just love old people!
Post Date: 2017-04-03 18:43:54 by Stoner
A friend sent this to me. I enjoyed it so much, I just had to share with you all. Hope you all like it as much as I did. " Don't ya just love old people! " One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where hed been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. The Marine looks at the man and says, Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. The old man says, Okay, and walks away. The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, ...
Channel 3 No Witness News
Post Date: 2017-04-03 11:53:19 by Tooconservative
Deceased Oklahoma Robbery Suspect’s Grandfather Says ‘Unfair’ to Shoot Grandson with AR-15
Post Date: 2017-04-03 09:01:19 by cranky
The grandfather of one of three suspects killed during the alleged March 27 home invasion in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, says the use of an AR-15 against the suspects was unfair. Breitbart News reported that the Broken Arrow homeowners 23-year-old son shot and killed three suspected home intruders with an AR-15. According to Tulsa World, Wagoner County Sheriffs deputy Nick Mahoney said the three suspects were wearing all-black clothing, masks, and gloves and allegedly forced their way into the home through a glass door in the back. The homeowners son was asleep at the time and awoke to loud bangs as the suspects made entrance. ...
Ali G - Donald Trump interview
Post Date: 2017-04-03 02:54:27 by hondo68
' Sacha Baron Cohen recalls the Ali G - Donald Trump interview Donald Trump interviewed by Ali G in 2002 Poster Comment:Trump blew his chance at this billion dollar deal, and now he's living in a government assisted housing project.
Senator John McCain nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
Post Date: 2017-03-31 02:24:15 by hondo68
What Annoys Me About Libertarians
Post Date: 2017-03-28 22:24:38 by Gatlin
Ellen DeGeneres Will Leave Her Show This November To Campaign For Breakthrough Skincare Line! (Daily Barf)
Post Date: 2017-03-26 08:35:22 by HomerBohn
Ellen Degeneres recently announced she will be leaving The Ellen Show in November to promote a new skincare line that was recently voted #1 by Dermatologists. The 57-year-old, who now appears to be aging backwards, says, "I went through a complete transformation with one of the best skincare products on the market called DermaFi" Sources close to the couple tell us Portia, 42, encouraged her wife to take a leave of absence when NBC threatened to cancel The Ellen Show because they wanted a younger looking host for better ratings. Portia told Women's Health, "We want to campaign for a greater cause. Women's anti-aging is important for the preservation of female ...
Wackadoodle: "Smart Vibrator" Company Settles Lawsuit Over Collecting User Information Without Consent, Agreeing to Pay Out $3.75 Million
Post Date: 2017-03-16 11:40:57 by Tooconservative
Brave and Dumb New World, But Mostly Dumb. I'm linking this story only for one reason. No, not the relentless invasion of privacy we're unwittingly or wittingly permitting in a quest for convenience and novelty. That's obvious already. I'm linking it because I don't know what the hell a "smart" vibrator is, or why someone would want or need to have a vibrator which is "smart." I've seen the dumb versions in action, and they seemed to work just fine. So I'm linking this to find out what Fresh Stupid Hell this is. Forbes "throws shade," as aging hipster Chris Hayes might say, at the basis of the suit: Two anonymous plaintiffs had ...
Yes, I’m a Nazi. And how are you?
Post Date: 2017-02-27 13:18:21 by Tooconservative
Updated to add: Facebook banned me for 30 days for writing this post. The next post in my feed is some asshole threatening to STAB @MargaretsBelly, but thats apparently okay. How apropos! Im the daughter of a Lebensborn. Grand-daughter of an SS Officer. Im Aryan by culture and by blood. The word Nazi is getting thrown around quite a lot lately, and I think its time we settled on a definition. Im rather offended by the broadening of who gets to call themselves a Nazi. Quite frankly, Im sick of the cultural appropriation. Nazi is a short form way of saying National Socialist, but most current Nazis realize that socialism is completely ...
Performance Art Gone Awry Raises a Big Stink at AvantGarden
Post Date: 2017-02-26 13:35:14 by Tooconservative
Last Friday night, Montroses beloved AvantGarden was besieged by a pair of performance artists who turned a well-intentioned benefit show into a scatological catastrophe of nearly Biblical proportions. The duo, Sonic Rabbit Hole, readied to perform their set for Zoning Out over a Bowl of Ice Cream Benefit Show #1, a charity event open to the public that featured live music, face painting, vendors, raffle prizes and performance art to support a local artist's fight with cancer. Instead of an improvised set of experimental music, the audience witnessed one of Sonic Rabbit Hole's members, Michael Clemmons, perform a muscle-milk enema onstage. Soon after ...
Pennsylvania State Senator Calls Trump a "fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon"
Post Date: 2017-02-08 13:56:46 by Willie Green
A Pennsylvania lawmaker had strong words for Donald Trump after the president reportedly joked he would "destroy" a Texas lawmaker's career. In a Facebook post, state Sen. Daylin Leach, D-Montgomery, linked to a Politico story about Trump's meeting with several county sheriffs, including Chester County Sheriff Carolyn Bunny Welsh. According to the website, Harold Eavenson, sheriff of Rockwell County, Texas, brought up the issue of civil asset forfeiture. Law enforcement can use civil asset forfeiture to take cash and property from individuals suspected of committing a crime without charging the individual or a guilty verdict. Eavenson brought up to Trump an unnamed senator ...
Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
Post Date: 2017-02-07 08:45:12 by Willie Green
Rosie O'Donnell volunteers to play Steve Bannon on SNL Credit: Getty Rosie ODonnell, a long-time foe of President Donald Trump, says shed be up for playing his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, on Saturday Night Live. The comedian tweeted that shes available to satirize Trumps influential adviser following a scorching performance on SNL by Melissa McCarthy as an angry, gum-chomping White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Responding to suggestions that she should portray Bannon on SNL, ODonnell tweeted: I am here to serve alec has trump melissa has spice i would need a few days to ...
‘The Young Pope’ Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump
Post Date: 2017-02-07 01:22:41 by tpaine
The Young Pope Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump By Kayla Cobb @kaylcobb Jan 20, 2017 A man was elected. A man was elected into one of the highest offices in the modern world and given complete control, but not because he was proven to be the best for this position. No, this inexperienced man was elected because the powers that be for this society were so obsessed with manipulating votes to ensure certain people wouldnt be elected, they let him slip by. This man was elected because of compromise. A man, who has little patience or respect for tradition, was given complete control by a society that has no idea what he will do with said power. A man was elected. ...
The Left Melts Down After New England Patriot Super Bowl Victory
Post Date: 2017-02-06 13:08:50 by Deckard
This has to be the most butthurt genre of people in history -- politicizing everything and losing badly too, almost on a continuous basis. The left went apoplectic last night after the New England Patriots rallied from behind and defeated the Atlanta Falcons, under the auspices of the best quarterback to ever live, who also happens to be one of Trump's biggest supporters. Life for the dispirited left has been nothing but anguish and unimaginable misery since Trump defeated Clinton. Their inability to cope, coupled with their lack of forbearance, have led them down a path of seemingly unending forays in public humiliation. In the event you're not tired of seeing snowflakes melt, ...
Sean Spicer Press Conference - SNL
Post Date: 2017-02-05 10:41:18 by Willie Green
Europe Is Trolling Trump with Wickedly Funny Parody Videos
Post Date: 2017-02-04 11:36:59 by Willie Green
A Dutch answer to The Daily Show kicked off the trend, in which European countries farcically campaign to come second to America. By now, we all know that under Donald Trumps administration, the United Statess guiding principle is going to be America firstas the president stressed in his dystopian inauguration speech. The world got the message loud and clearand now, European countries are beginning to counter with rallying cries of their own.The trend began with a viral parody video from the Netherlands, courtesy of the news satire show Zondag met Lubach. The clip, a faux introduction to the Netherlands that mocks Trump by imitating the presidents ...
Woman Calls Police to Report Her Drug Dealer For Hiking Prices
Post Date: 2017-02-02 07:33:54 by Stoner
A woman called her local police department to complain that her drug dealer was ripping her off with an unexpected price hike. The unnamed woman rang officers in the remote Northern Territory, Australia, in the hope they would intervene over the cost of marijuana. The drug is illegal everywhere in Australia. By Kieran Corcoran | 6:58 am, February 1, 2017 A woman called her local police department to complain that her drug dealer was ripping her off with an unexpected price hike. The unnamed woman rang officers in the remote Northern Territory, Australia, in the hope they would intervene over the cost of marijuana. The drug is illegal everywhere in Australia. More Judge Rules ...
The Netherlands welcomes Trump [plus Crowder goes undercover tranny at the Pussymarch]
Post Date: 2017-01-26 20:23:04 by Tooconservative
The Netherlands welcomes Trump 'Women's March' Crashed By Crowder... IN DRAG! (Featuring Wendy Davis) Poster Comment:Seen at AoS.
This is too funny!
Post Date: 2017-01-24 22:36:01 by Justified
State Senator Shares Awful Women's March Meme
Â“Now Mattis! Now Kelly! Now Sessions - Pruitt! ... On Perry! On Flynn --- YouÂ’re the ones who can do it !
Post Date: 2017-01-19 19:09:05 by BorisY
Twas the Night Before Inauguration Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The "deplorable" masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadnt a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didnt know much. The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, ...
Baaaaad behaviour! Herd of sheep trample their lady shepherd before one returns to ram her after being spooked by car
Post Date: 2017-01-13 10:17:31 by cranky
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