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$10 Trillion Missing From Pentagon And No One — Not Even the DoD — Knows Where It Is
OPINION: The Damage the Freedom Caucus Has Done to the Young Trump Presidency, Republicans and the Country May Be Felt for Years
Trump shifts blame to Freedom Caucus
Poe says some members of Freedom Caucus would vote no against Ten Commandments
Latest Establishment Talking Point: Trump May Be Guilty of ‘Treason’
Who Owns Obamacare Now?
Disgusting: The Freedom Caucus Saves Obamacare Again
Trump: Democrats Â‘SmilingÂ’ Because Freedom Caucus Â‘Saved Planned ParenthoodÂ’ and Obamacare
Trump shifts blame for health-care collapse to far right
The Freedom Caucus is at a crossroads
Kushner to lead White House innovation office (Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Ivanka, etc...)
The obsession of the House Freedom Caucus
Rep. Thomas Massie Is Voting for Trump
GOP congressman [Rep. Thomas Massie]: Trump could be one-term president if health bill passes
NBC's MTP Takes a Hatchet to ‘Area 51’ Freedom Caucus and Cruel GOP
Rep. Thomas Massie fires back at @POTUS over Planned Parenthood quip
Freedom Caucus holds Congress captive
The House Freedom Caucus is "so secretive that it will not disclose the names of its members."
METRO Marine who lost both legs in Afghanistan sworn in as cop
Why (almost) everyone hates the House Freedom Caucus
Pete King: Freedom Caucus to blame for failed healthcare bill
White House Opens Door to Democrats in Wake of Health-Bill Failure
First casualty for House Freedom Caucus after health care meltdown
Collapse of Obamacare repeal plan puts Freedom Caucus in complicated spot
Freedom Caucus chairman shrugs off Trump warning on 2018
Freedom Caucus thwarts Boehner, Ryan — and now Trump
Rep. Jim Jordan: Freedom Caucus ‘did country a favor” by keeping Obamacare
Freedom Caucus' Jordan: End ObamaCare blaming, ‘Let’s get to work’
'Art of the Deal' Healthcare Bill Failure a Way to Oust Paul Ryan and Achieve Full Repeal of Obamacare? (Conspiracy Theory)
How a secret Freedom Caucus pact brought down Obamacare repeal
Blue Privilege: Cop Gets Speeding Ticket After Running Over Innocent Man, Killing Him
Cops Go to Innocent Woman’s Home, Shoot Her Dog for No Reason, Take No Responsibility
Ohio Accidentally Legalized Running Red Lights, State Doesn’t Turn Into Chaos
Do Muslims Commit Most U.S. Terrorist Attacks?
A Pathetic Figure Worthy of Nothing but Our Contempt
Trump and the Republicans, Business as Usual
Ellen DeGeneres Will Leave Her Show This November To Campaign For Breakthrough Skincare Line! (Daily Barf)
Is Rick Perry a Raging Homophobe? Media Thinks So
Trump White House Releases “Treason” Evidence Against Hillary. TAKE HER DOWN
WATCH – Woman’s Food Stamp Card Rejected – Her Shocking Response is Going VIRAL
BREAKING: Hannity Drops Criminal BOMBSHELL on Judge Who Blocked Trump Travel Ban
HE DID IT! Famous Liberal ATTACKED Trump, So He DEPORTED HER -List of Communist Members in Congress Follows)
BREAKING : Kentucky Passes “Blue Lives Matter” Law!
What I Learned From “The Art Of The Deal”
Meet The “Neocons” That Every Libertarian Should Applaud And Embrace
enger Freedom Caucus didn't want to compromise
On Libertarian Arrogance
Exclusive — Discussion About GOP Replacement to Paul Ryan as Speaker of the House Intensifies in White House, Congress
Teen killed, 6 wounded in St. Louis shooting, police say
Ellen DeGeneres Will Leave Her Show This November To Campaign For Breakthrough Skincare Line! (Daily Barf)
Post Date: 2017-03-26 08:35:22 by HomerBohn
Ellen Degeneres recently announced she will be leaving The Ellen Show in November to promote a new skincare line that was recently voted #1 by Dermatologists. The 57-year-old, who now appears to be aging backwards, says, "I went through a complete transformation with one of the best skincare products on the market called DermaFi" Sources close to the couple tell us Portia, 42, encouraged her wife to take a leave of absence when NBC threatened to cancel The Ellen Show because they wanted a younger looking host for better ratings. Portia told Women's Health, "We want to campaign for a greater cause. Women's anti-aging is important for the preservation of female ...
Wackadoodle: "Smart Vibrator" Company Settles Lawsuit Over Collecting User Information Without Consent, Agreeing to Pay Out $3.75 Million
Post Date: 2017-03-16 11:40:57 by Tooconservative
Brave and Dumb New World, But Mostly Dumb. I'm linking this story only for one reason. No, not the relentless invasion of privacy we're unwittingly or wittingly permitting in a quest for convenience and novelty. That's obvious already. I'm linking it because I don't know what the hell a "smart" vibrator is, or why someone would want or need to have a vibrator which is "smart." I've seen the dumb versions in action, and they seemed to work just fine. So I'm linking this to find out what Fresh Stupid Hell this is. Forbes "throws shade," as aging hipster Chris Hayes might say, at the basis of the suit: Two anonymous plaintiffs had ...
Yes, I’m a Nazi. And how are you?
Post Date: 2017-02-27 13:18:21 by Tooconservative
Updated to add: Facebook banned me for 30 days for writing this post. The next post in my feed is some asshole threatening to STAB @MargaretsBelly, but thats apparently okay. How apropos! Im the daughter of a Lebensborn. Grand-daughter of an SS Officer. Im Aryan by culture and by blood. The word Nazi is getting thrown around quite a lot lately, and I think its time we settled on a definition. Im rather offended by the broadening of who gets to call themselves a Nazi. Quite frankly, Im sick of the cultural appropriation. Nazi is a short form way of saying National Socialist, but most current Nazis realize that socialism is completely ...
Performance Art Gone Awry Raises a Big Stink at AvantGarden
Post Date: 2017-02-26 13:35:14 by Tooconservative
Last Friday night, Montroses beloved AvantGarden was besieged by a pair of performance artists who turned a well-intentioned benefit show into a scatological catastrophe of nearly Biblical proportions. The duo, Sonic Rabbit Hole, readied to perform their set for Zoning Out over a Bowl of Ice Cream Benefit Show #1, a charity event open to the public that featured live music, face painting, vendors, raffle prizes and performance art to support a local artist's fight with cancer. Instead of an improvised set of experimental music, the audience witnessed one of Sonic Rabbit Hole's members, Michael Clemmons, perform a muscle-milk enema onstage. Soon after ...
Pennsylvania State Senator Calls Trump a "fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon"
Post Date: 2017-02-08 13:56:46 by Willie Green
A Pennsylvania lawmaker had strong words for Donald Trump after the president reportedly joked he would "destroy" a Texas lawmaker's career. In a Facebook post, state Sen. Daylin Leach, D-Montgomery, linked to a Politico story about Trump's meeting with several county sheriffs, including Chester County Sheriff Carolyn Bunny Welsh. According to the website, Harold Eavenson, sheriff of Rockwell County, Texas, brought up the issue of civil asset forfeiture. Law enforcement can use civil asset forfeiture to take cash and property from individuals suspected of committing a crime without charging the individual or a guilty verdict. Eavenson brought up to Trump an unnamed senator ...
Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
Post Date: 2017-02-07 08:45:12 by Willie Green
Rosie O'Donnell volunteers to play Steve Bannon on SNL Credit: Getty Rosie ODonnell, a long-time foe of President Donald Trump, says shed be up for playing his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, on Saturday Night Live. The comedian tweeted that shes available to satirize Trumps influential adviser following a scorching performance on SNL by Melissa McCarthy as an angry, gum-chomping White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Responding to suggestions that she should portray Bannon on SNL, ODonnell tweeted: I am here to serve alec has trump melissa has spice i would need a few days to ...
‘The Young Pope’ Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump
Post Date: 2017-02-07 01:22:41 by tpaine
The Young Pope Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump By Kayla Cobb @kaylcobb Jan 20, 2017 A man was elected. A man was elected into one of the highest offices in the modern world and given complete control, but not because he was proven to be the best for this position. No, this inexperienced man was elected because the powers that be for this society were so obsessed with manipulating votes to ensure certain people wouldnt be elected, they let him slip by. This man was elected because of compromise. A man, who has little patience or respect for tradition, was given complete control by a society that has no idea what he will do with said power. A man was elected. ...
The Left Melts Down After New England Patriot Super Bowl Victory
Post Date: 2017-02-06 13:08:50 by Deckard
This has to be the most butthurt genre of people in history -- politicizing everything and losing badly too, almost on a continuous basis. The left went apoplectic last night after the New England Patriots rallied from behind and defeated the Atlanta Falcons, under the auspices of the best quarterback to ever live, who also happens to be one of Trump's biggest supporters. Life for the dispirited left has been nothing but anguish and unimaginable misery since Trump defeated Clinton. Their inability to cope, coupled with their lack of forbearance, have led them down a path of seemingly unending forays in public humiliation. In the event you're not tired of seeing snowflakes melt, ...
Sean Spicer Press Conference - SNL
Post Date: 2017-02-05 10:41:18 by Willie Green
Europe Is Trolling Trump with Wickedly Funny Parody Videos
Post Date: 2017-02-04 11:36:59 by Willie Green
A Dutch answer to The Daily Show kicked off the trend, in which European countries farcically campaign to come second to America. By now, we all know that under Donald Trumps administration, the United Statess guiding principle is going to be America firstas the president stressed in his dystopian inauguration speech. The world got the message loud and clearand now, European countries are beginning to counter with rallying cries of their own.The trend began with a viral parody video from the Netherlands, courtesy of the news satire show Zondag met Lubach. The clip, a faux introduction to the Netherlands that mocks Trump by imitating the presidents ...
Woman Calls Police to Report Her Drug Dealer For Hiking Prices
Post Date: 2017-02-02 07:33:54 by Stoner
A woman called her local police department to complain that her drug dealer was ripping her off with an unexpected price hike. The unnamed woman rang officers in the remote Northern Territory, Australia, in the hope they would intervene over the cost of marijuana. The drug is illegal everywhere in Australia. By Kieran Corcoran | 6:58 am, February 1, 2017 A woman called her local police department to complain that her drug dealer was ripping her off with an unexpected price hike. The unnamed woman rang officers in the remote Northern Territory, Australia, in the hope they would intervene over the cost of marijuana. The drug is illegal everywhere in Australia. More Judge Rules ...
The Netherlands welcomes Trump [plus Crowder goes undercover tranny at the Pussymarch]
Post Date: 2017-01-26 20:23:04 by Tooconservative
The Netherlands welcomes Trump 'Women's March' Crashed By Crowder... IN DRAG! (Featuring Wendy Davis) Poster Comment:Seen at AoS.
This is too funny!
Post Date: 2017-01-24 22:36:01 by Justified
State Senator Shares Awful Women's March Meme
Â“Now Mattis! Now Kelly! Now Sessions - Pruitt! ... On Perry! On Flynn --- YouÂ’re the ones who can do it !
Post Date: 2017-01-19 19:09:05 by BorisY
Twas the Night Before Inauguration Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The "deplorable" masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadnt a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didnt know much. The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, ...
Baaaaad behaviour! Herd of sheep trample their lady shepherd before one returns to ram her after being spooked by car
Post Date: 2017-01-13 10:17:31 by cranky
"Big Papi" David Ortiz New Job - Tennis Instructor
Post Date: 2017-01-05 09:32:07 by Deckard
Poster Comment:*Professional Stunts - Do not attempt
Alex Jones Instrumental In Changing Russians' Perception of Americans
Post Date: 2016-12-31 13:31:29 by hondo68
Published on Dec 30, 2016 Another excerpt of the Russian TV show "Our Point of View" on the Tsargrad.tv channel. Here hosts, Alexander Dugin and Andrey Afanasiev proclaim that Alex Jones is solely responsible for radically changing the perception of Russians' view towards Americans
Obama hit by racist memes on Russian social media as Cold War-style hacking row spills over into personal abuse
Post Date: 2016-12-30 18:34:46 by cranky
Russian social media users have launched racist abuse at Barack Obama, stooping to comparing him to a monkey in the wake of the election hacking row. A series of racist memes were circulated after Obama announced the expulsion of 35 alleged Russian intelligence agents and seizure of two country compounds used by its diplomats. Crude web mockery was savage in personalizing Moscow's loathing for the outgoing president even as the Kremlin leader sarcastically wished him and his family - as well as all Americans - a happy new year. Putin pointedly used a general message to world leaders to greet Donald Trump, George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush - and not Obama. Crude: Obama's head ...
Golfer Falls Into Frozen Over Lake
Post Date: 2016-12-22 13:22:19 by goldilucky
My comment: When I see people playing and driving on the ice over a lake I just shake my head in disbelief. It's so Darwinian that no explanation is needed.
Donald Trump is poised to lose in the biggest landslide in modern American history
Post Date: 2016-11-17 18:04:53 by no gnu taxes
... But the conventional wisdom is wrong. Trump isn't merely going to lose. He's going to lose in the biggest popular vote landslide in modern presidential history. ....
Trump Endorses Hillary Clinton
Post Date: 2016-11-08 09:27:46 by Willie Green
Jimmy Kimmel ramped up the election tension on Monday, reporting that GOP nominee Donald Trump had endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. The Jimmy Kimmel Live host played footage in which Trump said he fully supported the woman who is now his Democratic rival. If you havent seen this yet, buckle your lap belts because this is huge, the comedian quipped, before cutting to clips of Trump praising Clinton. OK, so the footage actually dates back several years to when Trump thought he was BFFs with Clinton and her husband, former president Bill Clinton. But Kimmel still thought it was worth reprising video on the eve of the election showing Trumps ...
Things looking up for Hillary as she draws larger crowds
Post Date: 2016-11-03 12:33:46 by nolu chan
Things looking up for Hillary as she draws larger Crowds
Bad Hombres -- Nasty Women
Post Date: 2016-10-21 10:06:36 by Willie Green
Hillary Clinton Groped Me
Post Date: 2016-10-16 18:36:08 by nolu chan
Hillary Clinton Groped Me Prissy Holly Published on Oct 15, 2016 With all the women breaking their silence about how they were victimized by Donald Trump, it's given me the courage to come forward with the horrifying thing Hillary Clinton did to me 10 years ago. ***DISCLAIMER FOR LIBERALS**** If you're too fucking stupid to realize this is satire, I feel sorry for you.
Bill Clinton Vs. Van Halen’s Sammy Hagar
Post Date: 2016-10-11 20:06:36 by Deckard
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